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#incorrect sams quotes
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Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.
Moon: …
Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.
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the-faketiccit0by · 1 month
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Sun: Jack can you please go to bed? You're gonna wake Moon...
Jack who was raiding the freezer: ... But ice cream
Sun: it's midnight! We can't get ice cream right now...
Jack: but I want ice cream...
Sun: I'm not getting you ice cream...
Jack giving Sun sad puppy eyes:
Sun:
~in the car~
Sun smiling: I hate you so much...
Jack: come along cats!
Sun: fuck!
~In the store~
Jack: would you like cake?
Sun: I want sleep...
Jack: I think you want cake!
Sun laughing: nooo...
~in the parking lot~
Jack: I got us cake!
Sun: ... Me and Moon are lactose intolerant Jack
Jack:
Sun:
Jack proudly raising a fork: I got myself a cake!
Sun laughing:
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asmodeus-682 · 4 months
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Random incorrect quotes
Castor: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Pollux: *chugs the whole bottle*
Castor:
Pollux: ...it's perfume
Lunar, very high: I love you..I love you so much..
Castor: uh-
Lunar: be quiet the cats are sleeping!
Puppet: you know, that shirt looks good on ya
Solar: uhm- thanks-?
Puppet: wanna know where else it'd look good?
Solar: sure??
Puppet: my bedroom floor ;)
Francine: what a h00ker?
Freddy: WHAT-?!
Foxy: where did you hear that-?
Francine: *points at FC* he say mister Lunar acts like a h00ker
FC: it is true though-!
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Lunar: Sun, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Sun: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Lunar: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Moon.
Sun: Wait- Lunar, no-
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Moon: I’m gonna kill you!
Eclipse: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.
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Solar: Fucking hell, are you three trying to give me an aneurysm?!
Eclipse: I wasn’t.
Ruin: I was.
Jigsaw: I cause them naturally.
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Kill Code Moon: I’ve raised perfectly functional children!
Moon: Do you have other children we don’t know about?
Sun: Moon…
Moon: Perhaps ones that you actually raised?
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Eclipse: I’m going to put an end to this madness that’s taken over our lives.
Moon: You’re going to kill Ruin?
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Moon: Eclipse, you can’t leave Jack alone, that idiot is only in school because that’s where the bus stops.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 hours
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Eclipse, whispering: Hey, Moon.
Moon: Yeah, kid?
Eclipse: MY SKIRT HAS POCKETS!
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Lunar: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Solar: Eclipse almost died again.
Lunar: That was my favorite memory.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 hours
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Moon: Immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because I feel any guilt or remorse for what I did but because I have sensory issues.
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Eclipse: I wonder what butterflies taste like.
Jack: Bad.
Moon: How do you…?
Jack: He asked and I answered and that’s all you’re gonna get.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 hours
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Moon: Well, Eclipse isn’t a flight risk anymore.
Sun: What?
Moon: Oh, his legs got towed.
Sun: …Are you saying you took off his legs?
Moon: No, I’m saying Jack did out of grief of losing his dad.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 hours
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Eclipse: Lookin’ kinda fucky wucky here.
Moon: …
Moon: Here’s thirty bucks to never say that again.
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