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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Pierre: Could you be anymore annoying?
Daniel: Yes.
Pierre: Can you teach me how?
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incorrect-f1 · a month ago
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Sebastian: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Lance?
Lance: No.
Charles: I do!
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
Charles: I’m sad.
Sebastian: I know, Charles.
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huhwhatthefuck · 12 days ago
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Lando: i spy with my little eye something beginning with an 'S'
Charles: *looks over to Daniel and Max'
Charles: is it sexual tension?
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f1incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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Max: I have to kill him
Dan: Who?
Max: *glaring at Charles* I don’t know how to flirt with him so he must die
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mika-loverjoy · a month ago
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Lando: sometimes i drink milk directly from the container
Charles: the cow????
Max: W H A T?
Lando: N O????
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formulol · 19 days ago
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george : what are you doing?
Lewis : *closing his Sebastian X Reader fic* nothing
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onefabulousplatypus · 6 months ago
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Charles: Crushes are the worst!
Max: Tell me about it. Whenever I'm around mine, I just end up acting stupid
Charles: Ha! You always act stupid
Max: ...
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Charles, 3 years later: OH WAIT-
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stylestappen · a year ago
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pov charles tries to murder max, and daniel Investigates
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formulamuppet · 4 months ago
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Carlos: so, who’s the clingiest?‬‪
Max: [sitting on Charles’ lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into his chest]‬‪
Max: Charles, clearly. ‬
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shwartzwoman63 · 3 months ago
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Charles: Remember when Max made that romantic dinner for me?
Carlos: He microwaved you a pizza
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f1-incorrect-s · 3 months ago
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driving to the camping part 4/?
car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando
Valtteri: *Opens Spotify and turns on I Feel Good (James Brown) and plays it on the loudest volume*
Daniel: VAL, WHAT THE FUCK
Mick: AARRGGGHHHHHH
Kevin, Yuki and Max: *Swearing some very nasty and unholy words*
Fernando: Alright, who’s dead?
Valtteri: Nobody’s dead, but somone will be IF THEY KEEP SCREAMING IN MY EARS!!!! MICK SHUT UP!
Mick: *Finally dares to open his eyes and stops screaming* Sorry😅
Valtteri: Everybody out of the car, I have to fill up the tank. Buy me some coffee and get you asses back here.
- - - -a little while (30 minutes) later - - - - -
Daniel: We’re baaackkkk *he gets in last and throws all the candy he was holding towards the others before putting on his seatbelt*
Valtteri: …
Max: where are you waiting for? Let’s go!
Valtteri: …
Fernando: Oh shiiittt, we’re dead
Mick: What? Why?
Valtteri: HOW COULD YOU FORGET MY COFFEE?! YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB!
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Lance: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Lance: First who would you kill?
*Esteban points at Fernando*
*Lewis points at Fernando*
*Seb points at Fernando*
Fernando: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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incorrect-f1 · 3 months ago
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Sebastian, in a driver’s conference: Alright, listen here you little shits.
Sebastian, turning to Lance, Charles and Mick: Not you guys, you’re angels and I’m glad you’re here.
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huhwhatthefuck · 3 months ago
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Lando: I'm an idiot!
Daniel:
Max:
Carlos:
Fernando:
Daniel: if you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long wait
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f1incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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Fernando: *to the rest of the drivers* Alright, listen up you little shits
Fernando: not you Esteban, you’re an angel and I’m glad you’re here
Max: No he’s not
Seb: So is Mick
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mika-loverjoy · 2 months ago
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Charles: *giggles underneath blankets*
Charles: so who do you have a crush on?
Max laying next to him:
Max:
Max: im going to end you
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Carlos: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Charles, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
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