Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

Max: Kiss? Charles: Normally I will say “no”, but I have kiss deficiency, so “yes”.

Carlos, deadly serious: I will climb the highest mountain, I will cross the deepest rivers, I will go through the darkest forests to fight whomever comes close to you.

I will draw blood on my sword and see the lives of whoever tries to bring you harm leave their corpses.

I will stain my hands with their deaths and trade my soul with the devil to protect you.

Charles, giggling: oh, Cahlos. You’re so silly! 🤭☺️

Charles, topless: Fuuuuuck... Max: Without me? Charles: No... let's fuck together...

*on the phone*

stranger: i have your daughter

lewis: what? all of my kids are boys

stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-

lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE

Charles: Max, you need to stop your “pretty boy” stuff! Max: You need to stop being so cute. Charles: Max, it's not going to work on me! Max: That tight Ferrari outfit works on you. Charles: Stop. Max: You have a sexy hairstyle. Charles: You're embarrassing yourself! Max: You have perfect eyes. Charles: Charles: Kiss me.

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

Lando: *staring at Carlos*

Carlos: *staring at Lando*

Lando: tomorrow night then

Carlos: okay

Yuki: how did you guys do that?

Daniel: it's called clown to clown communication

Yuki: can you teach me?

Daniel: trust me Yuki, you don't want to join that circus

Charles: Is something burning?

Max, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Charles: Max, the toaster is literally on fire.

*sees a hot pic of lando*

daniel: i'm not gay but damn

oscar: that's ok, it's not gay to say damn to a man

carlos: tbh i'd fuck him

oscar: see now that's gay

Charles, at 3 am: What I dont understand is why everyone gives me weird fucking looks whenever I eat a bell pepper. Do they think bell peppers are deadly spicy? Is every single fucking person in this sport a goddamn airhead? Bell peppers arent spicy. They are crisp and refreshing and in fact, can be eaten as a snack like a fucking apple. This is why I'm fucking #3 in the standings and the two people that never question it are #2 and #1. I am sick and tired of having to deal with people being dumbasses. Bell peppers arent fucking SPICY FOR FUCKS SAKE

Fred: Why are you in my room?

Max: Charles become warm when I'm with him because he loves me so much.

ask mark about seb & he'd talk about his performance. ask seb about mark & he'd start yapping like a teenage girl harboring a crush

Charles: Nice consequences. Did Max's actions pick them out for me?

Charles: Time for plan G.

Carlos: Don't you mean plan B

Charles: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

George: What about plan D?

Charles: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lando: And what about plan E?

Charles: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

Max: Babe? Charles: Yes? Daniel: Yes? Lando, grabs popcorn: I am so gonna watch this drama.