Im obsessed w/ making these god help me

So there’s Lando who is in love with Carlos, who have been together since the moment they met, but Carlos is also probably sleeping with Charles, even though their relationship seems to be falling to pieces, but Charles is also in love with Max, who is his literal soulmate and they’re obsessed with each other, but Max is also in love with Daniel, who was his older, cooler teammate who he pathetically fell in love with, but Max was also kinda in love with Carlos when they were younger, and now that’s over but Lando now has a weird thing going on with Oscar, who is his younger much calmer teammate, but Oscar has a thing going on with Logan, who is his childhood friend, and Logan is teammates with Alex, who loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves George, who is also his childhood friend, and George also loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves Alex, but George also has a weird thing for Lewis, who is his teammate and a big thing in f1, and Lewis had a lovers to enemies thing with Nico, who used to be his best friend, but he also had cute little thing with Seb, who was his rival but in a cute way, and Seb was basically married to Kimi, who had a soft spot for Seb, but Seb also had a toxic thing with Mark, the promising Red Bull driver that never accomplished what he wanted, and Mark was absolutely gone on Fernando, who was also absolutely gone on him, but Jenson was also gone on Fernando, who was his teammate at mclaren, and Jenson also could’ve had a thing with Seb and a thing with Nico, but—

PART TWO

max is his #1 tea provider -

so now people are making lestappen talk through videos 🙃:

i: "this is a cloth from the northeast part of china. what people say in northeast china when they see someone is "ni chow sha" it's like "what are you looking at?" so when next time leclerc catching you up, you can just look at him and say ni chow sha. that's not 100% friendly...."

max: "...maybe with a smile!"

I: " yeah, that'll be very cute....let's say ni chow sha and send it to leclerc"

max: "ni chow sha 😁"

get a grip sweetheart

📸: 啃一口草莓酥皮面包 (weibo)

peck <3

this picture 🤭

sourse: 火虫大帝

Lestappen + text posts (3/?)

Lestappen crums from the Chinese gp

That sweat drop was a paid actor 🥵

Resurfacing this Max gif cuz wtf

max and charles being touted as The Great Rivalry of this generation in f1 and yet refusing to engage in shittalking each other and deciding instead to employ rather bizarre indirect flirting techniques

Maybe i should have my own tags for this

Being a fan of these four, in this economy, is like fighting in the trenches.

max knowing the exact year hong kong was given back to china as a territory makes the whole "not knowing the monaco flag" thing even worse....because girl...it's SO obvious now you were pretending 😭

You're right, it is getting more and more embarassing 🤣 Because him knowing this fact about China, where they raced for the first time in 5 years, and not knowing what the flag of the country he lives in looks like...

the lestappen rivalry defined as a 'great dualism' and a 'myth in formula 1', via Vogue Italia

Charles is ✨mesmerized✨