Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

Lando: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Oscar: You and me!!!

Lando, tearing up: Okay.

Max: Kiss? Charles: Normally I will say “no”, but I have kiss deficiency, so “yes”.

Charles, topless: Fuuuuuck... Max: Without me? Charles: No... let's fuck together...

see part 2 of drives as incorrect quotes <3

Charles: Max, you need to stop your “pretty boy” stuff! Max: You need to stop being so cute. Charles: Max, it's not going to work on me! Max: That tight Ferrari outfit works on you. Charles: Stop. Max: You have a sexy hairstyle. Charles: You're embarrassing yourself! Max: You have perfect eyes. Charles: Charles: Kiss me.

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

Carlos on google: how to tell a monagesque twink that you love him without telling him

Charles: Is something burning?

Max, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Charles: Max, the toaster is literally on fire.

Charles, at 3 am: What I dont understand is why everyone gives me weird fucking looks whenever I eat a bell pepper. Do they think bell peppers are deadly spicy? Is every single fucking person in this sport a goddamn airhead? Bell peppers arent spicy. They are crisp and refreshing and in fact, can be eaten as a snack like a fucking apple. This is why I'm fucking #3 in the standings and the two people that never question it are #2 and #1. I am sick and tired of having to deal with people being dumbasses. Bell peppers arent fucking SPICY FOR FUCKS SAKE

Fred: Why are you in my room?

Charles: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Max: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Charles: No! Four to five seconds!

Max: Too late!!!

Max: I feel that I'm missing something... Charles: *appears* Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.

Charles: Nice consequences. Did Max's actions pick them out for me?

*sees a hot pic of lando*

daniel: i'm not gay but damn

oscar: that's ok, it's not gay to say damn to a man

carlos: tbh i'd fuck him

oscar: see now that's gay

inspired by that post about fernando being the embodiement of a shakespear villan!! see part 1 of the drivers as incorrect quotes <3

Max: Babe? Charles: Yes? Daniel: Yes? Lando, grabs popcorn: I am so gonna watch this drama.