...penalty points

Carlos: I'm trying new things. Max, Charles, Fernando, Yuki, Lance & Oscar: Illegal things?

Lando: Oscar, what's happening? Oscar: Daniel is literally throwing shit against me! Lando: What kind of shit? Oscar: Oranges, apples, bananas, his hopes and dreams of having a normal day in his life. Lando: *bursts into laughter*

Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

Pierre: Hint: You can combine subjects with predicates to form sentences. Esteban: I crashed. Pierre: Hint: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Esteban: I crashed and exploded. Pierre: Hint: I am at my fucking limit.

Lando, pointing his broken nose: Yeah, that's why Zak is desperately looking for a bandage sponsor for me.

Charles, to Max: You came back wrong, and I am racked with guilt, because I cannot bear to see you like this, and I should have let you rest. I loved you so much that I defied death itself, but I do not think either of us are happy until now.

Max: I just got diagnosed as your soulmate, Charles. Charles: Yeah, sorry. Now we must spend the rest of our lives together.

a very smol liet <3

as of now

Carlos: Breaking news: if I establish boundaries, the world does not explode and I am not placed into “horrible people” jail.

Lance: Choices made in anger is such a crazy image. If you know what I'm talking about?

no not lucas...

Charles: The car needs more hp.. the Red Bull's are so fast! Ferrari strategist: Copy, understood. HP sponsorship. Charles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

England: I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats his head against a brick wall*

Charles: Nice consequences. Did Max's actions pick them out for me?

Charles, topless: Fuuuuuck... Max: Without me? Charles: No... let's fuck together...