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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Pierre: Could you be anymore annoying?
Daniel: Yes.
Pierre: Can you teach me how?
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formulakimmich · 6 months ago
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Checo:
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onefabulousplatypus · 16 days ago
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Lando: If I ever accidentally hurt Daniel, I don't think I'd be able to sleep at night
Lando: Partially because of the guilt, mostly because I'd know Max would be coming for my spleen
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vettesebas · 3 months ago
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httpshamilton · a month ago
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Pierre: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Charles: Okay-
Yuki: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Charles, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
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f1incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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Max: I have to kill him
Dan: Who?
Max: *glaring at Charles* I don’t know how to flirt with him so he must die
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mika-loverjoy · a month ago
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Lando: sometimes i drink milk directly from the container
Charles: the cow????
Max: W H A T?
Lando: N O????
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incorrect-merc · a month ago
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George: *sends a voice message*
Lewis: I'm a little busy right now. Is it urgent?
George: Don't worry, you can listen to it later.
[later]
Lewis: *presses play*
George: THERE'S A FIRE!
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instantcloudmuffin · 3 months ago
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Charles: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Lando: It sure is.
Mick: Should we tell them it’s just a tortilla you threw on the window?
Lance: Shhh
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formulamuppet · 4 months ago
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Carlos: so, who’s the clingiest?‬‪
Max: [sitting on Charles’ lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into his chest]‬‪
Max: Charles, clearly. ‬
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shwartzwoman63 · 3 months ago
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Charles: Remember when Max made that romantic dinner for me?
Carlos: He microwaved you a pizza
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Lance: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Lance: First who would you kill?
*Esteban points at Fernando*
*Lewis points at Fernando*
*Seb points at Fernando*
Fernando: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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formulakimmich · a year ago
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2021 F1 Belgian Grand Prix - Race Highlights
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onefabulousplatypus · a month ago
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Mick: You really put everything aside and came all this way just for me? How'd you get here so fast?
Seb: Two major traffic violations
Kevin: Four counts of resisting arrest
Max: Somewhere around 20 cans of RedBull
Daniel: Also, that’s not our car
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elnathhhhh · 10 months ago
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Charles Leclerc: Monaco is my home.
Max, Daniel, Lewis and Lando: our home.
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httpshamilton · 2 months ago
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Yuki: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Pierre: I wake up at 6:30 AM
Yuki:
Yuki: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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f1incorrectquotes · 3 months ago
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Fernando: *to the rest of the drivers* Alright, listen up you little shits
Fernando: not you Esteban, you’re an angel and I’m glad you’re here
Max: No he’s not
Seb: So is Mick
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