No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

Seareadual is on

Due 10 February 2019. Next to be upheld for thy day of Seareadual. Yep, this is good

Red Gate was once collapsed

Lisa once told me that she had a gate that was a fine gate. I am diswench in this case. She was a red Egypt mau for Animalia and she failed to grab Areandea’s gemstone. She didn’t have it but yes I could be right. Eleanae told me I shouldn’t steal gemstone and she bellowed out that I ruined her hair. I yelled out I didn’t. So yep she did lose it at me. Goodbye -Mirabellea sharing Miraleas account

Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.

Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?

Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.

Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably

Last Dragonborn: I challenge you to a duel.

Miraak: Very well. Weapons?

Last Dragonborn: Compliments.

Miraak: A capital idea.

Last Dragonborn: Thank you, I — ah! I see you've dueled before!

Last Dragonborn: Hey, I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Miraak: There’s a destruction staff taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

Miraak, writing a love poem for the Last Dragonborn: Roses are red,

Miraak: Candies are sweet—

Paarthurnax: —he wants to die.

Odahviing: lmao yeet

Last Dragonborn: Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Last Dragonborn: Last night, I lost Miraak at a function and found him outside trying to befriend a stray fox.

Last Dragonborn: Upgrades.

The Last Dragonborn, about Miraak: Listen, I know he is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and others. But have you ever considered that he is tall, sad, and I love him.

Miraak: The Last Dragonborn is playing hard to get.

Miraak: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Miraak: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Last Dragonborn: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Miraak: No!

Miraak: It appears you have stolen my heart. Give it back, and we will have no problems.

Last Dragonborn, hugging him: No. 💗

Last Dragonborn: I just don’t know if Miraak likes me or not.

Miraak: I am proposing to you.

Last Dragonborn: Smart is attractive.

Last Dragonborn: Educate me on some crap I don’t know, boo.

Miraak: The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus.

Miraak: Same goes for octopi, squid and meninists.

Miraak, after being freed from Apocrypha: I owe you one. 

Last Dragonborn: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.