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gravityglitch-blog · 2 days

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Nori: Yes, I will welcome anyone that my daughter chooses.

(Uzi walks in holding hands with N)

Nori: EXCEPT THAT ONE!

#incorrect murder drones quotes #uzi doorman #serial designation n #nori doorman #source: lilo and stitch #nuzi #i am hyper-fixating a lot these days

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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 days

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Alastor: Ugggh, you’re such a pain.

Niffty: So why don’t you sell me and buy a hellhound instead?!

Alastor: At least a hellhound would behave better than you!

Niffty: Go ahead! Then you’ll be happy cause it’ll be smarter than me too!

Alastor: AND QUIETER!

Niffty: YOU’LL LIKE IT CAUSE IT’S STINKY LIKE YOU!!

Alastor: G̶͚̪͇̤͋̾Õ̸̼̞̥͍̅̈́ ̸̡̪̭̈́͆̈́͒Ț̵̢̬̄̈́͐̋O̶͕̖̥͘͜ ̸̰̟̻̼͐̆̒͌Y̷̫̜͆̚Ǒ̶̲͛Ṹ̴̢̖̰̕Ṟ̸̝̅͋ ̴̨̭̩̰̀̒͠R̷̝͖̂̿͜͠Ȍ̴͓͖͂͌O̷͈̰͔̫̾̒̓͒Ṃ̴̖̑̈́̋͘!̶̦͇̩̄!̷̣̹͓̯͘!̵̜̗͈̻̋͝͠!̴̢̳͔̞̌̀

Niffty: I’M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!

Alastor: *grabs Husk’s tail and screams into it*

Niffty: *screaming into Charlie’s hair*

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: lilo and stitch #alastor #niffty

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

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vivianthepigeon · 4 months

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*Clay starts leaning on Branch*

Clay: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”

Baby Branch: “No, it’s not!!”

Clay: “it is too Branch, the same thing happened yesterday.”

*Clay collapses onto Branch*

Baby Branch: “You rotten brother! Your butt is crushing me!”

Baby Branch: “Why do you act so weird?!”

*slams door on Clays head”

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zootopiathingz · 10 days

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Niffty: don’t worry, Charlie likes your butt and fancy hair! I know, I read her diary!

Alastor, touching his hair: she thinks it’s fancy?

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #niffty hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: lilo and stitch

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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month

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Little Medic: My friends!

Other kids: *scream and run away*

#submission #source: Lilo and Stitch #source: sicut-anima #source: submission #TF2 Medic #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #not mine

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incorrect-kaishinshi · 2 months

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Shinichi, after KID saves his life: I owe you one.

KID: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: lilo and stitch

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incorrect-piltover-quotes · 3 months

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Vi: Thanks, I owe you one.

Caitlyn: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #piltover's finest #caitlyn x vi #vi x caitlyn #caitvi #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #vi #caitlyn kiramman #league of legends #riot games #source: lilo and stitch

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harringroveera · 2 months

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He thinks it’s real fancy Steve

#harringrove #billy has a diary that he just wrote about steve and max reads it #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #max mayfield #steve & max #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #source: lilo and stitch #harringrove textpost #steve x billy #harringrove meme #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington meme #harringrove edit

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bisexual-cryptid · 2 years

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dustin (about eddie): don’t worry. he likes your butt and fancy hair. i know. i read his diary.

steve:

steve, blushing: he thinks it’s fancy?

#source: lilo and stitch #incorrect quotes #stranger things #st4 #steve harringon #eddie munson #dustin henderson #steddie #steve x eddie

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months

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Dustin: Did you and Robin lose your jobs because of us?

Steve: Nah, Keith's a vampire. He wanted us to join his legion of the undead.

Dustin: I knew it.

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #after s4 #steve harrington #robin buckley #robin & steve #platonic stobin #dustin henderson #henderdad #henderfam #steve is a good older brother #they definitely lost their jobs #incorrect stranger things quotes #source: lilo and stitch

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sweetpeaches666 · 6 months

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(During the Rescue Bots' second night after the rest of the Burns family learns their secret.)

Kade: This whole thing is weird, Cody. I can't sleep knowing they're lose in the firehouse.

Cody: You lose in the firehouse all the time and I sleep just fine!

#transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb #kade burns #cody burns #source: lilo and stitch #incorrect quotes

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stardust948 · 2 months

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Zuko: *half-baked excuse to leave*

Katara: :(

Aang: Don't worry. He likes your butt and fancy hair. I know; I read his diary.

Katara, blushing: He thinks it's fancy?

#atla #zutara #zuko #katara #aang #zuko's diary #source: lilo and stitch #atla incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aang being a noisy little brother

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incorrectafcrichmond · 1 month

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Isaac: Don't worry, Colin likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Jamie: He thinks it's fancy?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #colin hughes #jamie tartt #source: lilo and stitch

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cyber-streak-2 · 7 months

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Ultra Magnus, answering a call: Rodimus?

Rodimus: Hey, Mags? Some other aliens are attacking the ship.

Ultra Magnus: What-!

Rodimus: Oh, good, Whirl found the chainsaw!

*Whirl laughing in the background*

Ultra Magnus: Rodimus! Don’t ha-

Rodimus: *Hangs up*

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: lilo and stitch #<Changed up a little though #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Ultra Magnus #Whirl #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Novafire-is-thinking

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 9 months

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Miraak, after being freed from Apocrypha: I owe you one.

Last Dragonborn: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#miraak #first dragonborn #dovahkiin #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #miralea #miraurora #Apocrypha #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: lilo and stitch #last dragonborn

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