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One of my favorite things to do is saying some extremely ridiculous and corny things in front of Rei and watching her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she's still madly in love with me.
Minako
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Mina: What is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Rei: The audacity.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect sailor moon#sailor moon#bishoujo senshi sailor moon#sailor mars#sailor Venus#minako aino#rei hino
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Rei: Minako has two hands, one for holding mine and the other for holding her sword.
Minako: *nodding*
#incorrect quotes#incorrect sailor moon quotes#sailor moon incorrect quotes#Rei Hino#Minako Aino#Reinako#What are my usual tags??? I forgot????#Headcanon: Minako is obsessed with her sword#Sailor Moon#Incorrect sailor moon
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Random Mugen Academy student: The fact that Haruka and Michiru don't have boyfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school.
#incorrect quotes#sailor moon#incorrect sailor moon#haruka ten'ou#michiru kaioh#haruka x michiru#source: cardcaptor sakura
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Not to downplay your contributions, but…. You… didn't actually help at all.
Sailor Moon to Tuxedo Mask
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Chibiusa: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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“It’s time to do the two a’s. Anarchy, AND ARSON”
- Sailor Mars
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Venus: Okay, listen up you four. Today's the day for some long over due team training.
Venus: Today you will test the limits of your physical, mental, and yes, even emotional strength.
Moon: Sounds good, Mina, but fair warning: Rei is a weeper.
Mars: Oh, please. Says the girl who broke down at a commercial today.
Moon: Wha--Rei! There were abused puppies and a Sarah McLachlan song playing!
Moon: I'm not a robot, Hino!
#sailor moon#incorrect sailor moon#pretty guardian sailor moon#sm#usagi tsukino#princess serenity#sailor scouts#sailor guardians#sailor mars#sailor venus
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So it’s occurred to me that as much as I tend to credit Sailor Moon Classic for my tendency to write Zoisite and Nephrite as “squabbling siblings who would nevertheless end you if you laid a finger on the other,” I haven’t actually written any fanfics specifically for Classic using that dynamic. One of these days, it��s going to happen, but until then:
Nephrite: *is probably looking at the stars or something idk*
Random Youma A: “LOL SURPRISE ATTACK!!!!”
Nephrite: “Well, I expected this eventually...”
Nephrite: *prepares to fight*
Random Youma A: *is suddenly turned into a crystal pin cushion*
Nephrite: “Okay, wtf?” (But like, hammy and sophisticated)
Zoisite: *stepping out from the shadows* “You’re welcome.”
Nephrite: “....I’m actually even more confused now. Didn’t you want me dead or something?”
Zoisite: “...Yes?”
Nephrite: *gesturing at Pin Cushion Youma A*
Zoisite: “Oh! Well, that wasn’t one of mine.”
Nephrite: “Ah. Well that just explains everything then, doesn’t it?”
#sailor moon classic#rin parodies stuff#zoisite#nephrite#incorrect sailor moon#rin does aus#rin breaks canon#rin does brainstorming
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Jason: is that a sailor moon shirt?
Tim: yeah Bernard likes it so I give it a chance and now I'm a fan too.
Jason: *laughs*
Tim: what's so funny?
Jason: ain't that like a little girl's anime?
*Enters Alfred, who was hearing the whole conversation*
Alfred: excuse me Master Todd, I finished washing your Sakura card Captor's sweatpants. Should I give you now personally or send to your house by mail?
Tim smiling: Sakura card Captors?
Jason: SHUT UP.
Tim: no, no, I won't judge, I'm thinking about watching this one too.
Jason: *argh* just don't watch the American version, they cut a lot of things for no reason.
#dc#dc comics#batman#robin#red hood#Jason todd#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#sakura card captor#sailor moon
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Usagi: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Luna: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.
Usagi: I REFUSE.
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Usagi: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Minako: Tubular AF!
Makoto: Mood to the max!
Rei: Groovy, I hate it.
Ami: If she breathes, she’s a square.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect sailor moon#sailor senshi#sailor guardians#inner senshi#sailor moon#usagi tsukino#minako aino#ami mizuno#rei hino#makoto kino#sailor mars#sailor Jupiter#sailor mercury#sailor Venus
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Frank: You can't eat a jelly donuts in a nice dress!
Eddie: This donut's not wearing a nice dress?
#source: sailor moon#Frank Frankly#Eddie Dear#welcome home puppet show#incorrect quotes#frankeddie#franklydear
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Mamoru: This is a mistake
Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Mamoru: But not today
Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
#sailor moon crystal x y/n#sailor moon incorrect quotes#sailor moon x reader#sailor moon x y/n#sailor moon#sailor moon crystal#sailor moon crystal x reader
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Usagi: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Rei: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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I’m here to drink coffee and kick ass and in all out of coffee. I drank it on the way!
-Sailor Venus
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