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Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game
(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)
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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
IT WAS HIM
HE STOLE SILVER’S EYELINER
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Stinky group of gamerz
It came to me in my fever dreams
tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim
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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers
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I present to you...
BG 3 Companions (+ Others) as Sonic Adventure 2 Snapcub fandub quotes
Astarion: Talk about a low budget flight! No food or movies? I'm- (Gale peeks out of the doorway) Gale?! What are you doing here?
Karlach: You need to go back home. (Karlach jumps off of a cliff with her axe that just appeared) I have a suspicion you left the oven oooooooooooooonnnnnn!
Gale: Please. Stop. Your mother would be very disappointed.
Astarion: The password is "eat my asshole".
Shadowheart: Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....
Astarion: And my social security is 69.
Wyll: DRAMA DETECTED. BLOCKING ACCOUNT.
Dame Aylin: I miss my wife, Shadowheart. I miss her a lot.
Karlach: Did we ever establish our names? Hi, I'm Karlach!
Wyll: No. Nice to meet you. I'm Wyll. Ow.
Karlach: Sorry for hitting you so much. It's just... it's part of the narrative. Wham!
Shadowheart: I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is MINE, and everyone else can leave! You see that PLANET!? I'M TAKING IT TOO!! It looks like a fucking WALNUT!
Minthara: Fuck you, Moon! You never had the cheese I wanted!
Lae'zel: I hope you're ready to die, It's gonna be like Evangelion. Get the fuck out.
Karlach: Whoa...
Astarion: That is like, Evangelion or some shit man, that is crazy. Anyway.
Wyll: Wait a minute, I have an epiphany!
Karlach: Wait, what's-
Gale: Let's go!
Karlach: What's an epiphany?
Gale : How do you think I feel being CUCKED by a HEDGEHOG?
Shadowheart : Well, it might upset you to know that I also fucked your wife. [pulls out artefact]
Karlach: AND SHE HAD AN ARTEFACT IN HER VAGINA?
Lae'zel: Good job.
and last, but certainly not least
Lae'zel : I've come to make an announcement: Shadowheart's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her istik fuckin' quilly dick out.-and he pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her vagina was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadowheart, you got a small vagina! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my vagina looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Faerun! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Faerun, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON
Keyleth Appreciation Post
Did you know that there are some seeds that cannot sprout unless they are first burned?
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(the tags aren’t working so I’ll just @criticalrolesource - feel free to delete this line)
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"Don't forget all that the Titan took from you."
Every time I see the family portrait, I literally have to look away because I will start crying and shaking
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