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guessimdumb · 4 months
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Merle Haggard - You Don't Have Very Far To Go (1965)
From Merle's debut LP
You can't love me and still love to hurt me so
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Red Simpson - Diesel smoke,
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the-birth-of-art · 1 year
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March Song Challenge, 2023
Day 14: A song with a non-human narrator
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"I'm A Truck", Red Simpson (1971)
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cbjustmusic · 5 months
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Buck Owens and His Buckaroos' 1965 recording of "Blue Christmas Lights". ____________________ Blue Christmas Lights Songwriters: Buck Owens and Red Simpson
(Excuse me Miss but do you have any) Blue Christmas lights For my Christmas tree I want some blue Christmas lights Just as blue as me
The one I love has set me free But I still got her memory Give me blue Christmas lights For my Christmas tree
(Pardon me but do you have any) Blue Christmas lights Blue they've gotta be Blue Christmas lights For that's how you left me
Although sweetheart you're far away I'll kiss your picture Christmas Day Under blue Christmas lights On my Christmas tree
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The one I love has set me free But I still got her memory Give me blue Christmas lights For my Christmas tree
I'll have a blue Christmas 'Cause you're not here with me...
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queerryan · 2 months
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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
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...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Jason: I think I got your lunch.
Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*
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litta-jpg · 1 year
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bestie vibes
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mysharona1987 · 5 months
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American pro lifers when *everyone* even pro-Israel press acknowledges the IDF left four premature babies to starve to death at the hospital:
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shyjusticewarrior · 8 days
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Jason: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Duke: Oh I don't need anything like that.
Duke: ... Yet.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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Heavy: *bearhugging Medic, teary-eyed* Medic... I thought you were dead!
Medic: *cheerfully* I was!
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pyromaniac4198 · 11 days
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trans!tim: she's a cisgender woman, she can't get me pregnant.
Bruce: she's zeus's child, therefore it is possible
Bruce: was Kent the father?
Tim: omg you let go of Cassie only to go for my.dead best friend? Shame on you.
Barry: is this baby bart's?
Tim: why would you be so insensitive? :(
Cassie sandsmark: tim I know I said I'd raise these clone-babies with you but I do need to know who the dad is.
Tim: oh the babies are an even mix of all 4 of us
Cassie: what 😐
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Red Simpson - Nitro Express
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midydoof · 2 years
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Eh, he’ll find his way back someday
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inevitablemoment · 5 months
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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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yesiknowimshort · 2 months
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tim: i’d kill for batman
tim, turns to bruce: please ask me to kill for you
bruce: no
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Jason, after being arrested at Disneyland: I was a political prisoner.
Bruce: How were you a political prisoner?
Jason: I punched a giant mouse in the face. Do I have to draw you a diagram?
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