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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”
Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Someone should make an edit of anakin, padmr and Obi-wan to the tune of "no longer you" from Epic The Musical
#Portrayals of betrayals#And abrother's final stand?#So preq trilogy coded#star wars#stars wars#the clone wars#anakin skywalker#clone troopers#obi wan kenobi#prequel trilogy#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga
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Tiresias: I won't help you get home because you'll become a monster
Odysseus: you want me to become even more of a monster than I already am? Absolutely!
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Archivist: this man was fined 30,000 pounds for his involvement in the Nov 5th Gunpowder treason.
Archivist, 2 minutes later: he paid 12 pounds to build an entire mill
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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You're assuming he bothers introducing himself as anything other than "Annabeths boyfriend"
Percy is not good at being respectful, let alone formal.
Nico: now, with this goddess you introduce yourself using titles, with the most important first. So I'd be Nico di Angelo, ambassador of pluto, wanderer of the Pit.
Percy: ok.
Percy: hi, I'm percy jackson, boyfriend of Annabeth...
#percabeth#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo fandom#rick riordan#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#perseus jackson#pjo
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Nico: now, with this goddess you introduce yourself using titles, with the most important first. So I'd be Nico di Angelo, ambassador of pluto, wanderer of the Pit.
Percy: ok.
Percy: hi, I'm percy jackson, boyfriend of Annabeth...
#percabeth#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo fandom#rick riordan#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#perseus jackson#pjo
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Random question: what would various jedi's spidersonas look like? The clone commanders?
#star wars#stars wars#the clone wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#clone troopers#spidersona#commander fox#coruscant guard#commander cody#commander wolffe
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A songwriter clone, composing an album
Song 1: rambling on about their wonderful jedi
Song 2: yelling about how their jedi won't wear armor
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Silas: mand'alor, when I went to check on the prisoners one claimed to be literally climbing the walls with boredom
Jaster Mereel: what did you do about it?
S: I gave him a translation dictionary and the Supercommando Codex.
J: why are you laughing?
S: it wasn't a basic dictionary
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Quinlan Vos: obi why are you not paying attention to me :(
Obi-wan: I am trying to read this book. It's difficult, since the translation dictionary is in shyyriwook but the parts I can read are absolutely fascinating.
Q: why is my best friend a nerd 😭
#Jaster sees this teenager#Who is just as much of a nerd as he is#Adopted instantly#Quinlan gets adopted too#But he's a menace so it takes longer#star wars#stars wars#obi wan kenobi#Mandolorians#quinlan vos#jaster mereel#Yes#Quinlan is still using the force to climb the walls
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cerasi + Neild: *distract Quigon so obi can take his cyber out of his saber*
Obi wan, 2 months later: *sticks peices of shattered cyber in his hair*
Obi wan kenobi: laser eyes
#It looks like he has a halo when he uses the force#obi wan kenobi#Cerasi#Neil#melida/daan#star wars#stars wars
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Obi-wan: actually, maul is a cockroach who resurrects himself on occasion, so each time I kill him should count separately.
Anakin, losing: absolutely not
we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#heh#aw yis#sw the clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#star wars the clone wars
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*walks off a tropical beach*
*walks into a snowy field*
*walks into high desert*
Okay wtf I walked 6 steps and passed through 3 biomes
You didn't, you walked into 3 biomes. So you're a few hundred miles north of where you started and several thousand miles south of where you just were
HOW? I TOOK 6 STEPS?
I DONT KNOW! THATS JUST HOW THINGS WORK!
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Tiny!Luke, somehow off planet: this place has so much water! We'll be rich if I bring this home
*accidentally restarts the tatooine water cycle*
#The planet has been a desert for the last 100000 years#Not anymore lol#Kamino isn't flooded anymore#The water all went to tatooine#star wars#stars wars#luke skywalker#Skywalker
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*on a call w my 3yo nephew*
Nephew: what you done?
Me: I've been reading
Nephew: what read?
*staring at my 200 + tabs of fanfic*
Me: battle of the Labyrinth?
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"There's a presence I haven't felt since ..." *stalks off dramatically*
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