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Sounds cool. I won't check it out.
Own this BCV Original.
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Errol Flynn during the making of Michael Curtiz’s CAPTAIN BLOOD (1935)
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#hi shrimptin. a friend of mine keeps quoting “woe to duke' when we hangout since you posted this#just so you know you have cultural influence
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Swords rated by sexiness:
Broadsword <- Not for me but I guess if you're into bears
Rapier <- This one’s sexy but like a little too sexy. I wouldn't approach a rapier at a bar
Longsword <- Handsome but boring. Almost too boring to mention
Flamberge <- Huge show-off, kinda want to knock the flamberge down a peg, but in a sexy way
That’s all the swords I know thanks for coming
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The official religion of Swallow's Rest is actually Unitarian Universalism.
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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67/? costume design: Modesty Blaise (1966) by Beatrice Dawson
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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What Manner of Man is coming back!
The entire novel will be re-serialized from beginning to end, details as follows:
The Preface will go out Thursday, May 02, 2024
Chapter One will go out Friday, May 03, 2024
Chapter updates will be emailed weekly from then until Friday, January 03, 2025.
Each week, I will also be posting chapters of the re-edited final edition of What Manner of Man, with all of its additional material, for Patrons!
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I'm sorry but we've hit a threshold where vocally hating Taylor Swift is LAME and TRYHARD. beat up justin beaber flash game ass behavior
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god I wish the tortured poets department would hire me, to torture the poets
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Saw the Good the Bad and the Ugly in theaters just now and it was like 3 hours of the worst people you’ll ever meet involving everyone in their kinks
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so I haven't seen the servant. but I have seen modesty blaise a movie where dirk bogarde wears a wig like the blonde here. and I stg everytime I try to figure out what's going on in this photo I think the sub is him first, register that actually the dom is dirk bogarde, and subsequently see this photo as dirk bogarde pulling dirk bogarde's tie. like that's just how my brain processes it. dirk bogarde on dirk bogarde action
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A graphic from Mad magazine #182 from April 1976. The larger piece this comes from is "A Mad Portfolio of Some Idealists' Dreams" by Arnoldo Franchioni.
I have been starting to visit and revisit Mad following the discovery of a huge box of old issues in the storage unit of my wife's late uncle. Some of this stuff has aged rather interestingly.
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