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#ravnfaye incorrect quotes
eynnwwyjth · 8 months
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Yuu: Ugh! Crushes are so dumb, I hate them!
Ace: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like, I just start acting really stupid.
Yuu: But you’re always acting stupid?
Ace: ...
Ace: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Yuu: *waking up from (yet another) coma after fighting overblot* Oh sup, my guys. What time is it?
Grim: It’s about 2am. Are you hungry?
Yuu: Oh, cool. Yeah I'd be up for some toast.
Ace/Deuce *sobbing uncontrollably* : Can you guys please stop acting like nothing happened?!
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Malleus: *holding a rock* Yuu just gave this to me and said, "I feel like you deserve a cool gargoyle, but all I can give you is a rock, so here you go."
Lilia: If you don't marry Yuu I will~
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eynnwwyjth · 3 months
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Duece: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Yuu: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Ace: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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eynnwwyjth · 9 months
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Yuu: I actually love murder mysteries!
Floyd: *trying to impress them* Well, I've been a suspect in four murder cases~
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Vil: Okay, you're driving, and Rook and Yuu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Epel: Oh, definitely Rook. I could never hurt Yuu.
Vil: *massaging his temples* The brakes Epel. You hit the brakes.
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eynnwwyjth · 8 months
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Yuu: *finished fighting overblot Riddle* It’s over, we won!!!
*Ace, Grim, and Duece frantically motioning to the rest of the overblot gang behind them*
Yuu: No. I’m not turning around. It’s over. We’ve won. I'm not doing this again.
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Azul: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by our OCTO healthcare plan...
Yuu: .....
Yuu: Why does he always look at me when he says that?
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Yuu: I need to dye my hair
Ace: ...
Yuu: Or better yet, cut my hair
Jack: .....
Yuu: or get a tattoo
Deuce: ......
Yuu: or a new piercing
Sebek: ....
Yuu: Or just get a bunch of new peircings
Ortho: .........
Epel: Why?
Yuu: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Epel: *traps spider under cup*
Rook: *suddenly appears with two identical cups*
Epel: NO-
Rook: *sets them down and starts to shuffle them*
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Idia: I'm telling you, man, if sleeping was a sport.
Ortho: :)
Idia: I'd lose that too, I haven't slept in three days
Ortho: :(
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Rook: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Ace/Deuce/Yuu: * nodding * Knife monopoly
Rook:
Rook: Well, I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm very interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Lunch lady: what would you like?
Grim: I wish to devour the unborn
Yuu: he wants eggs
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Ortho: * trying to get answers out of idia* Sooo do you have a crush on anyone? * hoping it's prefect yuu*
Idia: * without looking away from his game* the only crush I have is crushing anxiety
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eynnwwyjth · 11 months
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Ace: *talking to Deuce and Yuu while laying face down on his bed, regretting everything* and then I called him dad...
Trey: * talking to Riddle and Cater trying not to cry* And then he called me dad!
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eynnwwyjth · 10 months
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Yuu: *pointing at Azul* that child is morally grey at best
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