34 heartfelt quotes about deep love that are ideal for your wife. https://bit.ly/42KNFTU
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Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Yor: Is it working?
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Xaden: “Listen up you little shits!”
Xaden: “Not you Violet. You’re an angel, and we’re thrilled you could join us.”
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Matthias: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Inej...
Kaz: As you should be.
Matthias: No, for real, she’s kind of-
Kaz: As. You. Should. Be.
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shen jiu: one day, i wish to have my own children.
ning yingying: but you already do..
ming fan: mhm, what about us?
luo binghe: yeah, what about us???
shen jiu, sighing: you all aren't my ACTUAL kids..
qjp trio, writing in their diaries at 3:00 a.m.: dear diary, today marks the day i was disowned by my father..
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Hera: *is covered head to toe in blood*
Zeus:.... *grabs her and turns her towards him.
Zeus: ...I wanna start a family with you.
Hera: What-
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It is, my firm belief that Annabel, the longer she is left alone with Lenore in a calm, cozy setting, no danger or their souls on the line or anything. She just gets progressively more dumbass as time goes on, more and more of her brain cells are replaced with pure “I love my wife” and the repressed silliness starts to come out.
Annabel, cuddled into Lenore: Pet, pet- what’s the gender neutral word for spouse, cause I like calling you my husband sometimes, but other times i wanna call you my wife, but i can’t do that, so.
Lenore, stifling a laugh: Annie, my dear, the gender neutral word for spouse?
Annabel: Yeah, what is it?
Annabel: …
Annabel: I may be stupid.
Lenore: *busts out giggling*
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"Uh, I need another drink, baby!" says John.
Paul goes to the phone. "Hello? Yes, send us six single scotches-No make it doubles, yeah, doubles."
-From the Beatles book "Love Me Do" by Michael Braun
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"Sunsets are like the lesbian flag, because of going down."
- @zerosuitsammi3
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Legolas: *chilling in minas tirith after the war of the ring, as aragorn and faramir are discussing Aragorn’s pending assension to the throne*
Some poor guard: *comes in* uh, some elves of the woodland realm have arrives and some of then claim to want to talk to legolas? They said their names were Sukanra and Iznake-
Legolas: *flings himself out the window and torpedos down to the gates, where the elven party is still situated*
Faramir: LEGOLAS!?!😱😱😱
The guard: *surprised screeching*
Aragorn: *takes a long drink*
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