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foxtamer113 · 2 years
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Anya: uh, I think I got your lunch, mama. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Loid <3’*
Yor: Ohh, yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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Damian: when I was six I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a note that said "get out of my school"
Anya: THAT WAS YOU??????
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 years
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Damian: So you have dad issues too, Stubby Legs? I can get that. My dad hasn’t spoken to me in four months.
Anya:
Anya: My dad won’t let me watch TV in the mornings.
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Loid: Yor and I don’t use pet names.
Franky: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Loid: Honey?
Yor: Yes, dear?
Loid:
Franky: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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weiyjling · 1 year
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Anya: Today I lost my dear sy-on boy.
Damian: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!
Anya: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
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embodimentofwtf · 1 year
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*twilight fighting 50 villains at once* Twilight: Ha your punches got nothing on me. I've been through so much worse. My wife hits me harder than you do. Villains: ....??? Twilight: ...... Villains: ????? Twilight: Now hold on a sec-
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ariddletobesolved · 1 year
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Loid: With charm like that, who could resist you?
Yor: Well, people are quite willing in the face of certain doom.
Loid: I'm sure they are.
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etherealprick · 1 year
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Becky: There is no such thing as stupid questions.
Anya: When you’re saying goodbye to someone, why do they call it waving if there’s no water involved?
Becky: Okay, nevermind.
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philosoforger · 1 month
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foxtamer113 · 1 year
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Anya: I’ll add on to your “a” to make “at”.
Yor: Okay, I’ll add on to your “at” to make “rat”.
Loid: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.
Yuri: [flips the table]
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naarinn · 3 months
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 years
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Anya: Anya and Papa had our differences at first, but now we have such fun together! Right, Papa?
Loid, nursing an entire pot of coffee as he blankly stares into the wall: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Yuri: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Nightfall: I sleep with a knife.
Loid: Both of you are pathetic.
Yuri: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Loid: Yor.
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gameguy20100 · 1 year
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Enemy spy: Looks like its over for you Twilight.
Loid: *cough* Please, I have a wife.
ES: Do I look like I give a shit?
Loid: *smirk* That wasn't a plead. It was a warning.
Yor: *tears the man apart with her bare hands.*
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fandomcentralsstuff · 7 months
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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared
Damian: don’t worry bae i got this
Damian: *stomps foot*
Damian: *sketchers light up*
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