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#my art#art#fr tho any time someone is like “oh you're so cool!”#my guy I am in my pj's and boyfriends hoodie shrimping at my desk for 8 hours#xD
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just can’t get over the heaven walkthrough
Lute and Adam rubbernecking at Vaggie “hey i’d know that bitch ANYWHERE!!!”
while Vaggie’s just strolled obliviously past them, all
“tra la la la laaa, if this cute seraphim girl touches my girlfriend's hands again I’m gonna REALLY earn my place in hell, fa la la”
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#chaggie#lute hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#i giggle every time#the people who mutilated her and left her to die?#not important#Vaggie's busy worrying about her gay relationship and controlling her urge to bite bite stab#or at least /snark/ at all these annoying pastel angels#fluttering around Charlie#XD#she's s u f f e r i n g
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The Expanse | 3x13. Abaddon's Gate
#the expanse#theexpanseedit#amos burton#anna volovodov#i love how amos keeps collecting this very unlikely friends#this small bunch of kind and morally conscious people#also my mum translated that last line exclaiming “ti voglio bene!”#which is i love you (non romantic) in italian#XD#i made this#i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world
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Jon Bernthal spotted playing basketball.
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-> enters fandom tag
-> 10 000 explicit xReader in your face attack
-> exits fandom tag
#can't do anything in peace around here#i want SILLY POSTS!!!#not 55 posts in a row of different character headcanons of 'when their SO is in heat'#NOOOOOO!!!!#T-T#can't go through a character tag in some places either#im happy everyone is having fun though#it's just unusable for me because filtered tags love to not work properly >50% of the time#many such cases#XD
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Holy sh*t. It really does start with sorry. ;)
#charlie morningstar#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin hotel charlie#screenshot#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#it starts with sorry#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#XD#observations#overture#^_^
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@em-ira & @ed-r1c
(typing away! (tac-tac-tac!)
WITCHCHICK128
I did not say to lie did I? I said just use Sister.
Edric you're not off the Hook that says You're doing the same thing as Em.
#(ic)#amity#emira blight#edric blight#(contin.)#XD#online#penstagram#v: canon#[ me facepalming @ amity rn ]
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I just want to brush your hair
I just want to mirror your mare
I just wanna play horsie house
with you all day
#my art#pony#my little pony#mlp#xd#shining armor#princess cadance#Exclusive Royal Canterlot Wedding Playset by Cats Millionaire
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Emily's shoulder Charlie: "There is still good in Sera. Her intentions have been horridly corrupted, but they once came from a desire to protect and preserve. We can help her see the truth and return to goodness!"
Emily's shoulder Vaggie: "PUNCH HER IN HER STUCK-UP ANGEL FACE!"
XD chaggie down in hell having a rest after the drama, meanwhile EMILY-
Emily: "I'm not sure the face punching idea would even work. Sera's too tall..."
Shoulder Vaggie: "Trust me, she's sunk low enough for you to reach."
Shoulder Charlie: "Which MEANS she's ALSO in the perfect position for HUGS!!!"
Emily: "I don't even know how to throw a punch."
Shoulder Charlie: "And that's fine!!"
Shoulder Vaggie: "No problem. Just think about that that time you found out souls were being permanently wiped from existence once a year in the name of protecting heaven bc Sera was scared people might not actually like being damned and tortured for all eternity and figured just letting Adam murder them was the best way to keep sinners away from the pearly gates. Not that you needed to know any of that, though. It was fine if you sat happily up on your cloud, far above the mountain of dead bodies piled up to keep it safe."
Shoulder Charlie: "....We could punch her a little, maybe."
Emily: "Charlie!"
Shoulder Charlie: "I'm sorry! You think Vaggie's making a REALY good point, is the thing!"
Emily: "Why do my hands suddenly hurt-?"
Shoulder Vaggie: "It's called clenching your fists. You're making a fist with your hands for the first time ever. Good job. Don't tuck your thumb though."
Emily: (untucks thumb) "I still can't just punch Sera. It wouldn't make anything better!"
Shoulder Charlie: "We could call it a, uh, direct demonstration of our opinions on the matter. Or a lived example of why violence is bad!"
Emily: "You're not supposed to be arguing for punching!"
Shoulder Charlie: "I said I'm sorry! But the only time you met me, the real me, I spent the end of the day burning with rage and yelling at people about it! And it's my girlfriend you've got advocating for the face punching- I can't help that you think I'd be kinda down for it!!"
Shoulder Vaggie: "The whole dating me thing is a pretty big clue she's at least not turn off by violence, if it's for helping people instead of, y'know. Murder."
Emily: "Vaggie- help me. The real you was more quiet and cautious-"
Shoulder Vaggie: "Probably because of the blackmail."
Emily: "-you, you tried telling Charlie to keep a cool head! Tell me that too!"
Shoulder Vaggie: "Remember that thing where it turns out real me used to be an exorcist, used to do that murder stuff? And got left behind in hell? Probably for the whole not liking the murder thing?"
Emily: "I was trying not to remember that..."
Shoulder Vaggie: "You're not a princess of hell or a lowly ex-exorcist. You're a seraphim. You could punch Sera and get away with it."
Emily: "Ugh.."
Shoulder Charlie: "But only a LITTLE punch, okay? Gently. Gently punch."
Shoulder Vaggie: "That's not how it works babe but sweeet thought."
Emily: (SIGHS) (stops arguing internally with herself)
Sera: "....."
Sera: "Are you alright, Emily."
Emily: (despondent) "I'm fine, Sera."
Sera: "You seem a bit, droopy. I haven't even had proper glimpse of your face all day."
Emily: "Sorry. I just can't look at you right now."
Sera: (devastated) "...oh."
Sera: (rallying) "Well it will pass in time, I'm sure. Once you understand things better."
Emily: (hiding fists in skirts) (urge to punch) (RISING) "SuRE."
Emily: "..."
Emily: "Oh you know what? We haven't talked about Sir Pentious today!"
Sera: "Haven't we."
Emily: "We haven't, actually!" (smugly smooths out skirts) "He's settling in here nicely, isn't he? Isn't it wonderful having a new angel in heaven? Seeing him around, so amazed at everything- being so sweet and kind as he finds his way around after dying to protect his friends- Isn't it such an extra blessing, that he made it here aaaaallllll the way from hell? Aren't we lucky Charlie and Vaggie's hotel for reforming sinners is a thing? And is STILL a thing, even after Adam and Lute tried killing them all? On our orders? Which- thank heaven!- didn't work?"
Sera: (eye twitch) (eye twitch) "Indeed."
Emily: "I'm sure they'd be SO happy to see how well Sir Pentious is doing." (beaming) "We should invite them back sometime!"
Sera: (Glowering) "....."
Emily: "See I knew you'd agree Sera. You're overprotective- but that doesn't make you vindictive and petty, right? Right. You're not like Adam, may he rest in peace- Now, about setting something up to help the transition go more smoothly, the next time a sinner earns their place in heaven..."
-down in hell-
Vaggie: "You've got a great frown line going on, sweetie. What's up?"
Charlie: "Oh it's silly, but...
Charlie: "...Is Emily going to be okay up in heaven, do you think? After finding out about. Y'know."
Vaggie: "If she's anything like you? No."
Charlie: (whimpers) (frown x2)
Vaggie: "But if she's half as brilliant as you are, then she'll figure something out."
Charlie: "If she's so much like me, then she's also a Charlie without her Vaggie. That's not much of a Charlie."
Vaggie: "You did fine in Cannibal Town alone, babe."
Charlie: "Only AFTER thinking about you!"
Vaggie: "Well- uhh-" (tries not to smile) (smiles a lot) "Sir Pentious is up there? He counts for something."
Charlie & Vaggie: (stare up at heaven)
Charlie: "....think he's already blown up the pearly gates?"
Vaggie: "If his Egg Boiz haven't shown up there yet? Yeah. Probably."
-pearly gates-
Sir Pentious: (clinging to the wreckage of the gates) "THEY ARE VERY SSSSIMPLE BOIZ! THEY MIGHT NOT REMMBER HOW TO KNOCK OR CONSSTRUCT AND EXSSSSPLOSSIVE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO GET THEM PASSSSSST IT!"
Sera: "That is why we have Peter keeping WATCH on the gates! We do NOT detonate the gates of heaven with several tons of TNT- singeing Peter's wings in process!"
St. Peter: (coughs smoke) "Ow~"
Sir Pentious: "BUT THEY ARE SSSSSMALL! WHAT IF THEY GET OVERLOOKED? MY BOIZSS!!"
Emily: "We could just leave the gates open-"
Sera: "NO!"
Emily: (leaning in to pentious) (whispering) "I'll leave the gates open an Egg Boi sized gap okay? Don't worry."
#hazbin hotel#emily hazbi hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#sera hazbin hotel#sir pentious#incorrect quotes#silly headcanons#heaven is about to become a much more lively place#Give Pentious His Eggs Back Or Else#emily asking her very limited impressions of charlie and vaggie for advice#punching#punching is the advice#XD
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#the little mermaid#meme#movie#ariel#flounder#disney#remake#live-action#edible#weed#haha#funny#xD#snoop dogg#shitpost#they forgot the soul
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#just one character? how about both of them?? ಥ_ಥ#waxer#boil#like really???#XD#writing#writing problems#fan fiction#tcw#meme
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was about to look up "can guilt be passed down genetically" before i remembered thousands of years of human history and psychology
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This is probably one of, if not my favorite, "Darn it" from Globby. He just couldn't catch a break that day. ;) XD
#globby#bh6 globby#hiro hamada#bh6 hiro#globby bh6#hiro bh6#honey lemon#bh6 honey lemon#honey lemon bh6#gif#the globby within#big hero 6 the series#bh6 the series#big hero six the series#big hero 6#big hero six#bh6#funny#XD#darn it#He really deserved a break after the terrible day he had. :/#disney#disney channel#disney xd
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