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#spy x family incorrect quotes
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Twilight: the world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone
Silvia: Twilight i'm sorry your fake wife forgot to kiss you goodbye this morning but we need to get on with this briefing.
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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared
Damian: don’t worry bae i got this
Damian: *stomps foot*
Damian: *sketchers light up*
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nateofgreat · 5 months
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Franky: Garden's assassins can take down an entire squad!
Loid Forger: So can my wife, they aren't special.
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Damian: when I was six I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a note that said "get out of my school"
Anya: THAT WAS YOU??????
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eternal-echoes · 3 months
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Loid: Is that all you like about me?
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puolain · 8 months
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twilight: wow, the stars are beautiful
nightfall: yeah they are
twilight: you know who else is beautiful
nightfall: *blushes* who
twilight: yor
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nonoel-28 · 10 months
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Frankie: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'.
Loid: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Frankie: Fuck you.
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asmodeus542 · 10 months
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*Playing chess*
Anya: So if I move my horsey here... Isn't that checkmate and I win?
Damian: ...hmm
Anya: Well is it or isn't it?
Damian: You know, I think this is a good stopping point. It's your first real game, I threw a lot of information at you.
Anya: No your king is trapped. He can't go here because of my lighthouse. And he can't go here because of my pointy head guy.
Damian: Like I said, "complicated game".
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bitchimasnake-sss · 5 months
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loid forger is still so whipped!!
anya: i won two tickets to a cruise!!! (something which can easily happen; not that weird) loid: i wonder if this is a trap, a lie, a façade.
yor: the city needs a nice departmental store so, im gonna go on a cruise to interest the buyers! (kinda suspicious ngl) loid: ah must be a new form of urban planning, have fun there babe!!
like bby boi how did you not see through yor's lie?? the air smells like incompetency... or worse, love?
(not a joke fyi, here's the screencap as proof:)
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knifes-and-arson · 2 years
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loid: make a fake family they said
loid: it's just for the mission they said
loid: and now I have a wife, a child and a FRICKIN DOG
loid: AND I LOVE THEM ALL
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manawari · 1 year
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Yor: Loid, I'm. . . An assassin.
Loid, remembering the amount of times his wife had taken him down without a sweat and the willpower she wields: oh. That makes sense.
Yor: no, you don't understand. I KILL people.
Loid: same.
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Becky, to her classmates: alright, listen up you little shits
Becky: not you Anya, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here
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stardust948 · 2 years
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Loid: Looks like we can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one.
Yor, pulling out a knife: Manslaughter it is.
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piranha-assexual · 2 years
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Yor: You’re gonna ace this mission!
Loid: You only think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Yor: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Loid: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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fattuccini-afraido · 5 months
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Damian: When I was 7, I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I just wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school."
Anya: THAT WAS YOU?
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fairydares · 1 year
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*Damian, grown up and down on one knee proposing to Anya*
Damian: You know, I thought this crush for you would go away a long time ago.
Anya: I know.
Damian: I tried to get rid of it.
Anya: Okay--
Damian: No you don't understand, I really tried.
Anya: Okay--
Damian: I really, really tried. Hard. For a long time.
Anya: OKAY, I GET IT!
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