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gameguy20100 · 1 year

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Enemy spy: Looks like its over for you Twilight.

Loid: *cough* Please, I have a wife.

ES: Do I look like I give a shit?

Loid: *smirk* That wasn't a plead. It was a warning.

Yor: *tears the man apart with her bare hands.*

#spy x family #sxf incorrect quotes #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 6 months

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Damian: when I was six I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a note that said "get out of my school"

Anya: THAT WAS YOU??????

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stardust948 · 1 month

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Damian: Your family sounds really nice.

Anya: If you want, you can be apart of it.

Damian, blushing: What?

Anya, blushing even harder: What?

#spy x family #sxf #sxf spoilers #damianya #damian spy x family #anya forger #source: me #incorrect quotes #sxf incorrect quotes

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knifes-and-arson · 2 years

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loid: make a fake family they said

loid: it's just for the mission they said

loid: and now I have a wife, a child and a FRICKIN DOG

loid: AND I LOVE THEM ALL

#2k #1k #heh #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #sxf incorrect quotes #spy x family incorrect quotes #sxf anya #sxf loid #sxf yor

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manawari · 1 year

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Yor: Loid, I'm. . . An assassin.

Loid, remembering the amount of times his wife had taken him down without a sweat and the willpower she wields: oh. That makes sense.

Yor: no, you don't understand. I KILL people.

Loid: same.

#as much as i can imagine the revelation being more angsty or has tension i cannot deny that this one would be accurate HAHA #he ends up being so chill abt it #and then there's yor acting so surprised and wondered if he had known it all along #spy x family #sxf #sxf yor #sxf loid #yor forger #loid forger #sxf twilight #sxf thorn princess #twilight #thorn princess #twiyor #sxf twiyor #spy x family incorrect quotes #sxf incorrect quotes

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trashpanda6000 · 2 years

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[Some time in the future]

Damian: Anya this is my dad, Dad this is my Anya

Damian: Ah- wait!

Anya: Hello I am his Anya~

#spy x family #sxf #damian desmond #anya forger #damianya #spyxfamily scenarios #sxf incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes spy x family #text

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queen-a1 · 1 year

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Becky: Why are you two cuddling together? Anya: Damian says that studies show that it relives stress. Becky: *turns to Damian* I thought you would have asked her out already Damian: *acts offended* Hey, I did and we are dating. Anya's really stressed out. Anya: *exaggerated tone* Oh really. Well anyways thanks for helping to calm down when I started hyperventilating cause my dad was finally visiting.

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itsmaferart · 2 years

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Franky: Do you think I should do it?

Twilight: No

Franky: But it's to inspire the children!

Twilight: That's why I'm saying it. .... Children are the worst. One time my daughter went public with the hours I spent locked in the bathroom.... "pooping"

Franky: .... Oh!... Crack!

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just-seeing-everything · 1 year

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Loid: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

#Loid forger #twillight sxf #spy x family #sxf incorrect quotes #sxf loid #loid sxf #me sxf #me sxf incorrect quotes #aruna post

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neonscandal · 2 years

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Yor, head empty, just violence during interview prep: I’ve only had Miss Anya for a day and a half but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Loid, undeniably impressed by her severity but trying to hide it poorly: I like her enthusiasm but I don’t think that’s what Eden would be looking for… Let us consider an answer that doesn’t mention murder, perhaps.

Anya: 👀

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sunfoxfic · 2 years

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Yor: Let me braid your hair. It's the perfect hairdo for your lifestyle

Anya: Mama, I'm 6. I don't have a lifestyle.

#sxf #sxf incorrect quotes #yor forger #anya forger #for the record this is something i said many a year ago (11 years ago) that came up on my mother's facebook memories

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gameguy20100 · 1 year

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Yor: Loid, you know I love you right?