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#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids
egophiliac · 6 months
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this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them#can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble#once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours#but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious#specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c#silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids#you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would#he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations#but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there#sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too#but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.
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harunayuuka2060 · 1 year
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Kid MC: *pouting*
Malleus: *his face can't be described while holding the mini-gargoyle they crafted*
Kid MC: Sir Lilia! Look at Dad! He thinks my gargoyle is funny!
Lilia: *chuckles* No, sweetheart. He's fascinated by it.
Silver: And that's quite a design. What inspired you to make it like that?
Kid MC: I saw the ravens looking for a drink! So I thought that maybe rainwater would help and they could also take a bath with it!
Lilia: That explains the bowl the gargoyle is holding.
Kid MC: Hm! But Sir Lilia? Really? How long is Dad going to stay like this?
Lilia: Hmm... Give him a few minutes or more.
Malleus: It seems my child of mine will be a good engineer.
Kid MC: Is that what Dad wants me to be?
Malleus: Well... If there's anything you want to be, I'll be glad to hear it.
Kid MC: I want to be Dad's most reliable child!
Malleus: Hm? Most... reliable child?
Kid MC: *nods*
Malleus: I'm a bit confused...
Kid MC: I've learned from Sir Sebek that faes have this habit of adopting children. So if you decide to adopt more, I will help you in raising them!
Malleus: *frowns a little* No. It's not your job to raise anyone. And, *smiles* I don't think I would be adopting anyone after you.
Kid MC: Why? Have you realized that kids were actually stressful?
Malleus: *chuckles* No. *cuddles them*
Malleus: You're not just my child. You're my best friend. My little companion—
Kid MC: Dad, you do realize I will grow up someday, right? So don't call me 'little' or you'll jinx my height.
Malleus: *laughs* It depends on your genes, really. Are your biological parents tall?
Kid MC: ...
Kid MC: Okay. I think Dad is making me mad on purpose.
Malleus: *chuckles* *kissing the top of their head*
The elders: Your Majesty, we have a concern we would like to discuss with you.
Maleficia: What is it?
The elders: It has come to our attention that His Highness, Malleus Draconia, has adopted a human child.
Maleficia: Yes. And what? Is there a problem?
The elders: You know very well that the parents of that child fought against us.
Maleficia: ...
Maleficia: It isn't clear yet.
The elders: You've seen them in the battlefield.
Maleficia: Indeed.
The elders: ...
Maleficia: However, if you were paying attention, you would know that I promised on both sides that none of their children would suffer.
The elders: ...
The elders: Forgive us for prying too much, Your Majesty.
Maleficia: *is about to scold them when someone knocked on the door*
Kid MC: Scary Lady? Are you still in the meeting? Can I come in?
Maleficia: *immediately calms down* Yes, my dear.
Kid MC: *opens the door* *then goes to her*
Kid MC: Scary Lady, let's go! It's already snack time!
Maleficia: But the Scary Lady is still in a meeting with the elders.
Kid MC: *looks at the elders* *frowns a little* I don't think they will be saying anything sensible. No one talks sensible during snack time. *tugging her hand*
Maleficia: *chuckles* Is that so?
Kid MC: Elders! I'm borrowing Scary Lady! And you! Go home and take a nap!
The elders: ...
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viluvr-archived · 2 years
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sebek calls lilia and malleus’s s/o (SEPERATE) mom/dad
SEBEK CALLING LILIA AND MALLEUS'S S/O MOM/DAD
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Lilia , Malleus .
( A/n — Pollux requesting 😈😈😈😈😈‼️‼️ hoe @polluxminor 😝😝‼️)
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LILIA !
"Great job Sebek! You did better than usual at sparring with Silver. You too Silver, good job." You pat Sebek's head after, Sebek must be proud of himself for getting a great job and only a good job was given to Silver, that must've meant he's better!
"Oh? I see Sebek does his best whenever Y/n dear is here" Lilia appeared upside down like always. "Lilia, stop appearing so sudden while being upside down."
Sebek's face was red from the embarrassing thing Lilia said, nevertheless he never forgot to thank you for the compliment. "Thank you... mom/dad." Everyone suddenly went silent
"Sebek..? You see me as your mom/dad, dear? I'll be happy to be!" "I'M SO SORRY. I NEED TO GO." The next thing you all knew was Sebek rushed to the exit as fast as a bolt of lightning. "Oh dear, the poor boy must've been embarrassed." Maybe next time you'd confront him about it.
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MALLEUS !
"Sebek you don't really need to accompany us, I appreciate it tho, thank you." Malleus and you had just been strolling off at a place where it was quiet, tho Sebek had seen the both of you and insisted to go with the both of you for 'protection'.
"It's no problem! My duty is to protect Malleus and you mom/dad!" Sebek had proudly said with a large grin appearing on his face. "Sebek? Did you just call Y/n mom/dad?"
Sebek's smile had dropped from his face and apologized profusely. "I'M TRULY SORRY Y/N AND TO YOU TOO MALLEUS. I NEVER MEANT TO-" You laughed it off while reassuring Sebek it was ok. "Are you sure..?" "Mhm, you can call me mom! Let's go back shall we?" You'd have to ask Sebek to lessen raising his voice, mom privileges. Kidding of course!
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floral-poisons · 2 years
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would the twst characters have kids when they're older?
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this is a shower thought post lmao. i was thinking about it. so i'm going to write down who would have kids, separated by house. including the staff members too. these are just my personal opinion so don't take it to heart. we're going with vibes and my limited knowledge. feel free to add anything too. (also excluding ortho for obvious reasons)
NRC STAFF
dire crowley
while i am tempted to say no, i feel like he has a secret kid somewhere? might be a single dad, gives off single dad energy. and he would only have one kid. overall though, i think it's highly unlikely. there's also something suspicious going on with him.
ashton vargas
on one hand, i believe he would only have kids to be extensions of himself (based on gaston's personality). on another hand, i feel like he's satisfied being child-free. no kids to interfere with his routine or his work. but if he did have kids then he'd adopt them into his routine when they're old enough to begin exercising. starts off small and gradually gets bigger as they become older. he would also be a sports dad.
mozus trein
absolutely not. has no kids. he's a single dad to his cat lucius. treats lucius like his own son. and honestly? i would say he's living a great child-free, pet-kid lifestyle.
correction: this man has 2 kids (daughters) canonically so i guess he isn’t living the child-free lifestyle i thought he was. considering he is based off the stepmom in cinderella this makes sense. lucius is probably his surrogate pet-kid.
divus crewel
as much as i would like to believe he would have kids, i think he's child-free. child-free, might have pet-kids. probably not though because he's big into fashion and getting pet hair all over his clothes? not an option. definitely feels more like the gay uncle.
sam
yes, definitely. and he would be amazing at it too. amazing food, good with domestic chores, babies love him. he definitely has the vibe of being a dad. probably one or two kids, maybe three. teaches them how to cook and how to cook with seasoning. definitely has a spouse or is coparenting but he would do amazing as a single dad.
DIASOMNIA
malleus draconia
i can't really see it with malleus. he gives off single child energy who would be content with not having any children. why have a child when he has everything else in the world? don't forget to invite him to a child's birthday party though. feels more like a godfather than an actual father.
lilia vanrouge
foster dad. and a good one too. his foster kids might say he's a little weird but overall, he's very charming. he already has to watch over some pseudo kids while at nrc anyways. some of the kids he might adopt if they consented to being adopted. i mean lilia already adopted silver so yeah. foster dad and a dad with kids.
silver
i believe silver would follow in lilia's footsteps, which is being a dad who adopts. he's responsible and certainly capable of taking care of kids so he has everything he needs to provide. he would adopt maybe two to three kids and make sure to raise them into strong, kind people.
sebek zigvolt
honestly, i really don't think he would have kids. sebek is very dedicated to his job as being malleus's bodyguard. such a schedule must be exhausting and fill up his day really quickly. so he wouldn't have the time to have kids. i do see him being a father figure to someone, probably a mentor to the person.
HEARTSLABYUL
riddle rosehearts
i firmly believe that riddle would have a kid or two in order to attempt to right the wrongs of his mother's parenting. of course he loves his kids and would have rules (maybe a little too many) but he would be a lot more laxed than his mother. on another hand, i can see the possibility of him not having kids because he fears he might end up just like his mother.
trey clover
i can see trey having kids or being child-free. it's cute to imagine him teaching his kids how to bake and to eventually let them help out in his family's bakery. on the other hand, i can see him being more of a cool uncle. still takes over the bakery but if it doesn't close, he'll let his nephew/niece/nibling take over after him. he definitely brings the best desserts to family gatherings. free cakes for birthdays too.
cater diamond
yes he would and he would be one of those parents who's friends with their kids. change my mind. try to. he knows all the new trends, all the new lingo. his attempts to use the new slang for the kids would be hilariously embarrassing. but also the lack of shame kind of adds to his charm as a dad. two kids probably. one of them definitely looks exactly like him.
ace trappola
ace would 100% have kids. in fact, i think he would be dead set on having kids. doesn't matter if they're adopted or biological or foster. he would just be a dad. would definitely have a big family so three to four kids.
deuce spade
maybe one or two kids. i feel like deuce isn't really that big of a child person so he would be open to the idea but not entirely enthusiastic. if it happened though, it happened. he would make sure to set himself as a good role model to prevent his kids from falling down the punk rabbit hole like he did when he was a child.
POMEFIORE
vil schoenheit
personally, i don't think so. if vil had the choice, he would be child-free. if he did had children, he would only have one so basically a single child like him. not to mention, imagine being the child of vil schoenheit. it sounds like hell. as much as i would like to believe vil would be a good dad, i think he would put way too much pressure on his child to look perfect, act perfect, take pictures perfectly, basically be perfect.
rook hunt
rook could definitely have kids. about one or two, probably two because i feel like he believes in having siblings. he would definitely be a great dad because he would be very accepting, very tolerant. would love his kids regardless and be extremely supportive. might be the kind of dad to chaperone at his kid's junior prom but overall, i think he would be really sweet. you can count on him to go shopping with his child and to make them feel confident and beautiful and handsome.
epel felmier
honestly, i don't know. on one hand, i feel like epel wouldn't really have kids. but also, he's from a farming family so i would think he would have kids. it's entirely possible to think about him having a big family because of farming. but also i wouldn't be shocked if he only had, like, two kids max.
SAVANACLAW
leona kingscholar
absolutely not. he's happy being child-free and not needing to take care of a child. i think if his interaction with cheka were to say anything, leona's happy just being a grumpy uncle (part of me would like to believe he's a little endeared by his nephew but i highly doubt that).
ruggie bucchi
ruggie is a big maybe. on one hand, i can see him not having kids. on the other hand, i can see him having kids but only one. two maybe. he briefly mentions that he grew up in the slums which indicates he was impoverished, so if he did have kids he would only have one or two. both reasons follow the same logic of "less mouths to feed."
jack howl
yes. i believe he would have kids. maybe three to four. would be a sports dad and invest in his kids athletic hobbies. he wouldn't understand other hobbies but nonetheless i think he would be happy to learn about his kid's non-athletic interests.
OCTAVINELLE
azul ashengrotto
azul would only have a kid to help swindle people. if having a child can help his capitalistic aspirations then yes, he would have a kid. and i think as a result the child would also end up very much like azul. most likely would be a single dad. but can't cook. jade has to help teach him how to cook something edible.
jade leech
i'm not so sure about jade but i think if it came down to it, he's open to having kids. would he necessarily choose to have them? not really. but he's certainly open to the idea.
floyd leech
floyd, unlike his brother, would probably want kids. he would choose to have kids and having kids would mean constantly messing with them around. probably one or two. maybe twins. having twins would be quite the turn.
SCARABIA
kalim al-asim
he absolutely would have kids. and not just like one or two. but like three to four (maybe more?). he can afford it as the crown prince of the scalding sands. on top of that, he comes from a big family himself (implied with the constant food poisoning he got from eating other people's food aside from jamil's). on top of having a big family, he'd also be a great dad. loving, caring, taking interest in his kids' interests. might be a little aloof at times but it's endearing.
jamil viper
only about one kid. feel like jamil wouldn't want many kids if he had any. if there was a choice, he'd be child-free. being kalim's retainer is absolutely exhausting and if kalim had kids, no doubt jamil would have to help raise them. if he did have that one kid, jamil would be a good dad. dad's cooking is always the best.
IGNIHYDE
idia shroud
definitely would not have kids. he's better suited to be an older brother than a father. maybe you can argue the stuff he does for ortho translates to fatherly skills but i don't think idia would be able to handle it. him having a kid sounds really out of his comfort zone. he feels more like he would have a cat as a kid, or be a cat person in general.
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chibi-writes · 3 years
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I read the dorm leader and vice dorm leaders child chewing on something. But what about a child s/o who turns into a child due to mishap (I'm looking at ace and grim) and the dorm leader looking after the child mc. Thank you. If it's okay, can i make a request again like this but with vice dorm leaders next time?
Feel free to make requests anytime I have my requests open! I’ll usually be happy to write it!
Riddle Rosehearts
- “Trappola? Grim? Explain why s/o a child.” You could kinda sorta tell Riddle wasn’t happy with the incident. 
- You kick yourself out of Ace’s arms (effectively getting him in the gut, look, kids kicking you HURT man) and ran over to Riddle.
- “Widdle!” Holy shit Riddle is going to explode cause oh god that was adorable do it again your smile is so cute oh Great Seven help him.
- Riddle agreed to take care of you, under the condition this never happen again. And Grim and Ace score 100 on their next test.
- Riddle definitely had the help of Trey and Cater while taking care of you. 
- It was a breeze so long as you didn’t cry. When you did, Riddle would panic and only have a vague idea of what to do. Usually calms you down by indulging you in hugs and some small snacks.
Leona Kingscholar
- This one is less Leona taking care of you and more Ruggie. 
- Leona sees Ruggie hold up lil you and he just kinda... shrugs it off. Now you’re another Cheka, and I don’t think he has the patience for that
- You may or may not have affectionately dubbed Leona and Ruggie as “Weeona and Wuggie”
- Something that does happen (rarely) is when Leona naps and you escape Ruggie, you’ll curl up by Leona.
- If he happens to wake up, he’ll raise a brow, pat you on the head (maybe) and go back to sleep.
- At least like this, you aren’t making any noise.
Azul Ashengrotto
- “Ah Trappola. Did you come back for another dea-” Boom. A Child.
- Blinks for a minute to process what happened. Ace explains himself and Grim and Azul looks a little... how shall I say... miffed.
- Azul lets out a huff and agrees to take care of you. (He would have anyway) 
- His slightly sour mood is does a complete 180 once he hears, “A- zu-.... ZUZU!”
- hOLY SHIT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO KILL HIM- j/ he’s crying it’s too cute oh god someone help him Jade call the ambulance he’s having a cardiac arrest OH GREAT SEVEN HELP HIM hj/
- At first he lets Floyd (gently) play around with you to tucker you out a bit. It works wonders when dealing with kids trust me. And when you’re finally tired, he’ll let you rest right beside him on one of the VIP room couches. 
- He might even sing you to sleep. After all he does have a wonderful voice. 
Kalim Al Asim
- Jamil comes into the room holding little you and Kalim wants an explanation asap. Why are you little? WHAT HAPPENED
- Jamil explains it’s a temporary de-aging potion caused by someone spilling one on you by mistake.
- “Ka-...... K- KAWIM.” comes out of your mouth as you point to Kalim. Oh god his heart. Kalim’s poor heart someone help him it’s too cute. 
- Kalim offers to help take care of lil you (you’re his s/o and all) with the help of Jamil. (Jamil mostly there to supervise just in case)
- God forbid you cry. That would launch both Kalim and Jamil into panic mode because I highly doubt either have much experience with little kids. Would attempt to calm you down with food or head pats and hugs. It works. surprisingly enough.
- Kalim and you runs around and play until you’re tuckered out and before a nap you eat and next thing you know Kalim and you are passed the hell out on his (huge) bed. 
- Y’all are too cute I swear- Jamil TAKE A PICTURE TO IMMORTALIZE THIS ALREADY-
Vil Schoenheit
- When Rook comes into the Pomfiore dorm holding a child, Vil just kinda like “Why... Why do you have a child Rook?” Rook explains that’s you but someone spilt a potion on you and now need someone to take of you.
- Vil is fine taking care of you just don’t destroy anything. Hides all the makeup if he has any accessible or just lying around.
- Would offer to play basically Runway Model. (y’know when you were a kid and you would pretend to be a model regardless of whether you were dressed up or not? Yeah that) 
- You wouldn’t give any sort of cute nickname, since Vil is a bit of a hard name to mess up, but every time you said his name he just go “ok. That’s cute.” and pat you on the head. 
- Puts you to bed before working on some of his studies. He checks up on you every now and again with soft smile. ‘How cute’
Idia Shroud
- Well, first things first, Idia already doesn’t understand why there’s a child in his room other than Ortho. Second, why does said child concern him?
- Wait that’s you... Ah... okay... WAIT WHAT-
- Idia knows nothing about real life children but the internet does! Does little quick research just in case, and proceeds to attempt to take care of you. “I- Id- Iida!” Close but no kid. It’s adorable though. You try again. “I- Idiwa!” Close but double the adorable! 
- Accidentally focuses more on taking care of you than himself throughout the day but it’s fine Ortho’s there to at least remind him that food and water are something he needs to y’know SURVIVE
- Great seven help him if you cry. He’ll try and not panic cause Noise, but calms you down relatively enough to get you to eat or drink something. 
- but anyway, distracts you with video games. Bright colors keep you entertained enough right?
- You constantly laugh at the scenes and animation sequences and even some of Idia’s own commentary. 
-You kinda get sleepy and drift off while he’s focusing on a boss. Once he’s done he sees you napping and puts a blanket over you to keep you warm. His room is probably hella cold cause of all the computer stuff.
Malleus Draconia
- Lilia walks in with lil you and Malleus is confused and amused. “Why is a human child here?”
- Lilia states you failed to make a certain potion with your lab partners and it resulted in this. Ah. That makes sense. 
- He picks you up, basically beaming at the adorable child of man before him. You smile back, then point to him and say “M- Mm- Mal-” “Take your time little one-” “MAL MAL” Great Seven help him that was so cute holy shit 
- Happily takes care of you (he could reverse it with magic but this is cuter and it’ll be over by tomorrow so why not y’know)
- Is really really good about taking care of you. You rarely cried and that was when Malleus had to grab something from the other room but other than that, it was great!
- You fall asleep after awhile and Malleus stays with you, keeping you close, which leads to an adorable moment for Lilia to capture in picture form.
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snake-snacc · 3 years
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Fandom: Twisted Wonderland 
Topic: The "Fuckboy" thing 
DISCLAIMER: This is my opinion and my thoughts! You are free to have a different opinion! Take it with a little bit of humour!
forgive my bad english
You know what guys? I think it's kinda funny how a part of the Twisted Wonderland Fandom really goes with "Yes XY is a total fuckboy! You see it in his eyes!" And from what I saw the most characters that get into this discussion are Leona, Malleus, Ace, Jamil and Floyd. BUT LET ME BURST YOUR BUBBLES GUYS AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE REAL "FUCKBOY" OF TWISTED WONDERLAND!
First of all, I'm gonna tell you why the pretty boys above are not really fit for the title of "Fuckboy". :3 [I will refer often to female partners but I try to keep it gender neutral most times!]
Let's start with the sleepy the lion, LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
— No, my argument is not that he's too lazy. No, no. But he probably was raised to totally respect women. He even stated that he is afraid of the women in his homeland because they are pretty tough ladys! So, they wouldn't hesitate to slap a bitch if they find out he fucks around and leaves them heart broken 
— Also, he probably doesn't have the strength or the motivation to handle all the drama 
Next! Horny (no pun intended) boy, MALLEUS DRACONIA
— Let's be honest, he probably doesn't know how to really communicate with people, beside Yuu/MC, Lilia and maybe the rest of his dorm. Yes he can talk to others but get them into bed? I don't think so. 
— He probably doesn't even know what even kissing is 
Next boy! ACE TRAPPOLA 
— He would go all out about stuff like "Yes, I totally would bang that girl/that boy" but in the moment the person would be stripping down in front of him, with the intention to do naughty stuff with him, he would panic. He would straight up panic and would get out of there
— Look at him. He doesn't even know how to use his dick
Next Boy! JAMIL (I'm a whore for you) VIPER
— As sad as it makes me, this pretty boy is way to stressed for fucking around! He couldn't even use it as a stress relief because while doing it, he would stress himself with stuff like "Is this good enough? Do I have enough time left? Does Kalim need help? Is the food ready?" 
— Plus I see him more as a "I choose a partner and stay by their side" kinda guy. But even then he wouldn't get a partner because he knows he wouldn't have time for them so he doesn't even starts dating
Next and last! FLOYD LEECH
— He would start it, get bored and leave. Facts. This boy would just straight up leave the second his partner wouldn't play along. Maybe he even just goes before they even started because "I don't want to anymore" 
— His mood swings would keep the people away from him and I don't see that he really appeals to all the naughty stuff
SO! Now that I bursted your bubbles, let me tell you about the real "Fuckboy" from Twisted Wonderland…
*dramatic music* 
……
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞KALIM AL-ASIM!☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
Yeah I know I know
"But he is so baby and naive and innocent!"- quit that! No! He is not! Yes he is very naive, but in the way to trust and believe people way too easy and to believe they wouldn't do bad things twice. (This whole chapter broke my heart… my poor boys! ;-;)
But let me explain to you, why Kalim is (in my eyes) the one that should/could wear the title "Fuckboy": 
— Let's start at the beginning: From what we know he has over 30 siblings, is probably the oldest, so there for he saw his Dad with the Mom. Or should I say, the Moms?! Kalims Dad probably had more than one wife, and not like "She died, or, we fell apart after 10 years", no, probably like "you look pretty, give birth to my kids, you are my wife now for a few years". (My theory/opinion on what kind of dad he has) So he had an Idol which had more women on his hands that a normal man would ever. I can see that Kalim is totally used to stuff like that from his homeland, his familie, and that the idea/concept of multiple partners at the same time is something totally normal to him. 
— He will be the next Sultan. You can't tell me the girls at his homeland didn't throw themselves at him at some point of his life. "Oh you're so handsome~ And so sweet~ omg you make me laugh~", etc. And with his carefree and happy nature he probably doesn't even have a problem with that. "Oh thank you, you too ^^ Your hair is so pretty, your eyes are enchanting~", etc. 
— If this sweet, so happy, smiling boy would throw a party and ask a random girl to dance with him, they wouldn't say no. They would dance with him, smile and be happy. He could get all of them wrapped around his little finger, by just smiling and asking nicely. Yes he is a little over the top sometimes, but that probably don't stand in his way
— If he doesn't get what he wants, he cries. He is so used to getting what he wants the second he recommends it, that a "No sorry, I don't want to dance/talk/come over" would be the instant start of big, wet puppy eyes and stuff like "But it would make me so happy! We could have soooo much fun! *sobbing*" (He kinda is a pick me boy not gonna lie, but i love him) and who wants a happy nature like Kalim to cry? No one! (Besides Jamil) So they would probably feel bad and be like ".. Okay.. just this one time.. and not so long.." and in the end they would be at his side for more hours then they could count. 
— I can see that if he would directly ask for a person to come with him in his room and they say no, that he would be kinda sad. Puppy eyes and everything BUT he knows that he can't force people to do that stuff with him, so he just gets sad and is like "Can we at least cuddle..?" And you know what? In the end it's not just a cuddle. BUT WITH CONSENT! He respects a No, but he can't do anything about it if the person changes their mind because little Kalim is all sweet talk and praise while cuddling
— Fact is, Kalim would totally flirt talk or at least very flirty praise people without even realising. (I mean.. have you ever listened closely to how he talks about Jamil..? Way to much praise and simpness) You know, while just casual dancing with them, out of nowhere something like "Your body looks so beautiful in this light and the way it moves, mesmerising" 
— Because of his "It's totally normal to have multiple partners" thingy, I can see him just living that. Party here, party there, oh you look pretty, you're mine now. And yes he knows some would just be at his side for the chance of getting some money, but why would he care? He doesn't plan to marry one of them. He would care for that when it comes to the one he should marry and when he finds out they are just after him because of the money, yeah, well bye bye then 
— He is probably in general way too touchy with people, so accidents happen, right?~ (that sounds wrong) I mean with that, that probably some people would get his closeness a little wrong think he is interested in them, so they get interested and in the end, Fun~ 
— He calls people casually with sweet nicknames. He called Yuu/MC "My Love". So why wouldn't he just call other people too by stuff like that? The pretty dancer lady he had invited with the green eyes? "My shining emerald" The handsome boy he met at a feast in his homeland with the sun-kissed skin? "My golden sunshine" 
— Just saying, who in his Homeland, from the young ladys that need to get married and stuff, wouldn't instantly say yes, if Kalim would ask them to spend time with him? The moment he would invite them into the palast, they would fall in love with him (or his money) 
— He knows how the world is working. Money does big things. A soft smile, a nice ask and a little bit of "One night at the Sultans Palace / One night treated like a princess/prince, getting served from servants" and he has a partner. Kalim isn't stupid, maybe school related stuff, but not about life. 
— By the way: "One night treated like a princess/prince", come one. Tell me this boy wouldn't absolutely treat his partner, even just one night stands, like total princesses/princes. He would praise them so much, tell them all the way how beautiful they are, how they are his treasure right now. Surely he could also go easily into the mood of "Serve me I'm the Prince", but I think he would make this the first few times by accident (because he was taught to be served from everyone) but quickly realize that that's not how it works.
— Facit:
Kalim could easily be a Fuckboy, or a very popular and successful Pick me Boy. But I think he would get himself in the way with his "I don't do that on purpose" nature. 
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Lone fae (Yandere Malleus x reader)
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To my favorite lonley dragon fae happy birthday!
Malleus had been told about a fae living in a town of humans for quite some time now. At first he had become angry seeing as he was King and someone would dare ally themselves with the enemy. He'd punish them himself. As if any traitor could stand against him and live was a mistake that'd cost them their lives. He told his advisor and guardian Lilia that'd he'd be back after dealing with said traitor.
Only to get to said town and notice a woman with pointy ears, beauty beyond belief, picking berries within the forest that surrounded the town. At first he kept his composure watching for a moment maybe a bit longer considering she acknowledged his presence.
"Ah, hello sir."
She didn't know who he was? That was surprising literally everyone whose anyone knew the Fae King and would tremble at the mention of his name. Yet this naive little fae knew nothing about who she spoke to. How cute.
'A fae in the village? How strange do they not know about our hatred towards humans?'
"Hello." He had his arms crossed and came out into the open.
She noticed the ears and instantly became curious.
"Our ears are similar." She murmured it under her breath, but Malleus still heard it. She noticed his horns too and realized that she must have been a bit different since she lacked them.
'So she hasn't met her own kind before?'
That was how their first encounter went. They chatted for a little while exchanging names as Malleus wanted to test if she knew him by that but got no reaction. Malleus watched her go back all the way to her house in secret of course. From high up in the air. As soon as he saw where she lived he went back home.
'This so called "traitor" would require a bit more inquiry.'
* * *
He decided to find out himself, her background by asking a different question to gain some information.
"Y/n do you have a family?"
"Hm? I have a little brother named Aiden at home but that's about it."
"What about your parents?"
"I can't recall when I was kid all I remember was waking up in an alley with Aiden crying in my arms. There was a- .... lot of blood about the place my dress that was once white had been stained. Anything before that isn't anything I probably want to remember considering that scene alone." She trembled for a second before continuing to pick herbs and berries from bushes. Malleus sided eyed her reaction feeling slight guilt towards it.
"I see, my apologies for bringing up troublesome memories." Malleus wasn't hard of hearing considering how she paused as if she didn't want to recall the gory scene. Yet still she smiled without much effort it was small but it did make him feel some what relieved.
"It's fine your the only person I've told. No one else talks to me in town and I'm not ready to tell Aiden yet with his innocence, I'd rather not taint. He's all I've got and I don't want to lose him."
* * *
He understood quite a bit now pertaining to their situation. He had to admit though, he had become fond of the female fae. Someone so innocent and docile couldn't be a traitor. Lilia saw that the situation was taking longer than expected and decided to accompany Malleus this go around.
He wanted to see for himself if Malleus was being fooled, though he doubted it. Not only that but for the sake of his own boredom in the castle and to satiate his own curiosity.
"Y/n this here, is a comrade of mine." Malleus stood next to his comrade, a short cheerful looking child with bright magenta stripes of hair under the black side. Two pointy ears stood on the side of his head too.
She was happy to say the least to know two new similar people to her at the very least. Today happened to be the day Malleus was going to meet Aiden. She didn't mind Lilia tagging along of course.
"Lilia Vanrouge, Ms. a pleasure." He looked rather young in her opinion but his voice signaled to not be fooled by his appearance. She shook hands with the male who brought a pleasant atmosphere with him.
* * *
"So your Malleus huh? My sister speaks very fondly of you sir. She's been talking about you for centuries!" The little boy exaggerated making Malleus's eyes widen and at first he felt an overwhelming amount of happiness with how he had made a good impression.
Both him and Lilia chuckled to themselves as the girl who had been in the same room blushed furiously from embarrassment. Taking her brother by the arm she glared at him.
"Aiden you know that isn't true, you asked where I had been and I answered." She strained her voice to try and put emphasis on her truth only to receive laughter from the boy.
Lilia came up to him patting his head with a smile.
"Fondly and centuries such large words for a child so young." Lilia had felt a slight connection to the energetic youngster. He thought it'd be fun to get to know him better.
"Sis is teaching me to read and write words from the dictionary! I'm very ingenious!" He was smug about the new words he was learning with a proud smile causing Lilia to laugh.
Malleus had a smile on his face small and affectionate but a few other thoughts came up to his mind upon thinking about the boys words. He looked toward his sister who was now in the kitchen making dinner.
"Aren't there schools about here he could go to?" His concern for the child was showing.
"There are but with his ears, I'd rather not take chances until his hair grows out, not to mention his abilities are still uncontrolled, and we're kinda barely keeping this house, so school isn't much of an option at the moment." She looked down chopping vegetables but was still focused. Until her brother spoke again.
"Look I can do magic!" He was so enthusiastic, but the dread look on his sister's face said it all.
"No! Don't you dare we can't hope to fix the ceiling!" She yelled but Lilia stopped her seeing as she yelled she covered her mouth in realization.
"Worry not my dear, let me see this young lad do magic. I'll make sure he doesn't damage anything." He was calm and collected which was shocked her but she let him do as he wished.
Aiden whose excitement had been on the rise at the thought of showing someone else raised his hand and emitted a large slew of green flames rising fast. Of course it actually shocked both Lilia and Malleus to see the color itself and how big the flames he conjured were.
Lilia had regained his composure for a split second and created some wind to dispell the flames before they could reach the ceiling and burn a hole. Malleus and Lilia looked at each other knowingly for a moment before Lilia showed a smile toward the young boy with his fangs gleaming in the light.
"I see the problem your letting out all of your mana at once young one, still your mind and channel the flow to ignite a single flame." He advised carefully with hand on Aiden's shoulder.
Malleus felt as if he was watching a younger version of himself seeing his guardian teach another. The young fae had followed Lilia's teachings to a tee and a small green flame became lit in front of him.
"Sister! Sister! Did you see I got it! I did it!" He was jumping up for joy at his achievement.
"Yes I see thank you Lilia. You thank him too Aiden." She was happy to say the least, it was as if good fortune was brought with them to have met these two.
"Thank you Lilia!"
"Your welcome dear child you can learn with me anytime. You have a lot of potential that shouldn't be wasted." That made his eyes light up in pure unadulterated excitement.
"Sister did you hear that!"
"I did." She was just relieved someone could teach him besides all her past failed attempts.
"So does that mean you can use magic too then?" Malleus had wandered closer to her without her knowledge it made her flinch. Seeing the anticipation of her answer in his eyes, she answered him.
"Yes though mine's is a bit more controlled. I can conjure wind and green flames. As well as levitate a multitude of things toward me at once but that's about it. I haven't had too much time to practice." She waved her hand with a slight glow and brought a couple of ingredients in cupboards down on to the counter letting them shut on their own again.
Holding put her hand she conjured a small green flame that wouldn't cause any damage over the palm of her hand.
"Seems like your well taught." Lilia mentioned.
"That's only because before we got this house we lived in the forest and magic made things a bit easier, but otherwise while we live here we don't have a use for it. Aiden still wants to learn but my teaching can only go so far as I don't know much on the subject." She looked somewhat frustrated at her own uselessness. Malleus could tell she wasn't lying about what she could do that's for sure.
* * *
After dinner both fae left the home walking out but saying goodbye to the siblings. At first they walked away from the house, but soon to prevent from being seen by any late night walkers they teleported to the castle.
"A pair of fae with royal blood is rare. I do wonder how the both of them ended up in that human village though." Lilia started off by saying.
Green flames were the insignia to regal blood for fae even Malleus knew that fact. Known to be the most powerful of all faes. Yet two were living in a human town right within the heart of the enemy and neither knew.
"Yes but from what I've been able to tell whoever had taken care of them is probably dead. Slaughtered by humans most likely. She said she wasn't able to remember anything before that. I'm assuming her and her brother come from some line thought to have been killed when the war against the humans started." Malleus recalled all he learned about her over the past few weeks he came to know her.
"Such a shame those two don't even know their own kind. Living their life in solitude as outcasts when they could be a lot more free if they lived here." Lilia did actually feel pity for the pair of souls having grown an attachment toward the younger sibling as he had taught Malleus when he was young as well. Those days were reminiscent for him. Aiden just happened to be similar to young Malleus in that regard.
"Malleus, if any humans discover royal fae over in that village they'll be killed. It's only a matter of when." He stated that matter of factly considering he was a general during the aforementioned war and many fae had been chased out of human villages. The ones left had been unfortunate to be victims that were sacrificed.
"I know, I won't let them lay a finger on either of them. Get Silver and Sebek have the staff prepare two rooms in the castle for our guests." Malleus walked away from Lilia without a second thought after saying what he wanted done.
"I was hoping you'd say that. Seems you've gotten attached to her in a different way. Ah, I'm so glad to see you chasing after someone, it feels like ages since you've been small so long ago. I'll have little Aiden to teach all the stuff I once taught you. What a joyous occasion to think someone will finally sit on the throne next to you." Lilia smiled feeling eager and chipper at the future ahead.
He went to go get the two knights that would always await orders from their master. Skipping down the halls all the while humming an unknown tune.
* * *
Something has been different with Malleus as of today. He was fiddling with his fingers a bit more often than usual. He didn't want to meet her gaze at the time either.
"Malleus is there something wrong?" Worry laced in her tone for the man sitting next to her.
"Yes." He replied rather swiftly but ended it there.
"Would you like to tell me what about?" She at least wanted to try and comfort him however she could.
That's what made her different than most fae, most feared him, she didn't of course she and that oblivious little head of hers didn't. Before she could even grasp how much power she could have held it was taken from her.
Malleus had turned his head and looked her directly in the eye.
"You."
"Me?" She was surprised and confused about what he meant by that, lowering her head for a second to think.
Of course it didn't last long, as Malleus directed her chin to gaze at him instead of the forest soil.
"Y/n, my alluring little darling, would you do me the honor of staying with me?"
He said with a gentle smile. The proximity and his words had her face red within seconds. She still had to give him a reply and sadly she didn't want to upset him but she didn't have much of a choice.
"I'm sorry Malleus I can't. This place is all I've ever known. Going somewhere else with all that could happen, ... It's not that I don't like you but my own fears are holding me back." She was trying to come up with the right words so he'd hopefully understand.
It stung, it truly did. The rejection wasn't something he hypothesized but it was still an option. It was fine though, all would be well. That sheltered mindset of hers would just have to broken a bit. She'd come to rely on him, she'd have no other choice afterall.
She hadn't experienced much of human cruelty, he'd just have to show her how cruel they could really be and then she would have to seek his aid.
* * *
Everyone in town today had been on edge it seemed. She left Aiden at home sound asleep, while she went out to go and buy veggies and meat she couldn't get in the forest. As she walked toward a thrifter many people side eyed her. She was the only person to walk with a hood on. In fact many people generations before this one too when asked had seen her.
As she got up to the vegetable thrifter the man in front of her had scowled. She saw this but just thought he was having a bad day. That's when someone came behind her and pulled her hood down abruptly.
"A fae! A fae in the village!"
"She's the one who cursed the crops! If we kill her the curse will end!"
"Someone grab her!"
Before she knew it she ran, someone did lay a hand on her but she pushed them away with wind magic. It wasn't on purpose, but fear overtook her person and magic required self control.
She wanted to run back to her house but with how fast the mob was chasing she couldn't put Aiden at risk like that. Maybe just maybe if she went back to the forest, he'd be there. He could help her, or Lilia either would do.
* * *
She didn't see him. Maybe her words struck a cord. She should have agreed. A stupid decision on her own part, he could've probably taken them somewhere where people like her were accepted. Where magic was used and no worries to be had.
She just narrowly dodged an arrow fired at her. It seemed the mob had caught up. Turning her attention back toward their screeches, what could she do?
In a last ditch effort attempt she called his name.
"Malleus!" The crowd closing in on her arrows knocked and aimed. So this was it huh?
Suddenly something slithers around her body, her waist to be more precise and holds her in a vice grip.
A tail? Of long reach with a purple scales of a dark pigment.
Before it pulled her into the darkness of the forest behind her. Until she felt a chest that placed her gently to the ground freeing her from the grip the of the tail that had once gripped her tightly.
She saw a light emitted from where she had once been, green flames took its place in her stead.
"I do hope you'll accept my offer to stay with me now, my love." Malleus's voice brought her out of her stupor, a frown seeing her in such fear. He didn't want to go so far but he would rather have liked her to willingly agree to living with him as his Queen. She wouldn't have any worries should she live her life on the throne worshipped by everyone.
"Wait! Wait! Please let me bring Aiden I can't leave my brother behind!" She had gripped his clothing turning around desperate tears spilling.
Speaking of said boy who popped his head from behind the fae that stood in front of her, smiled and ran to hug his sister.
"Y/n! Malleus let me up on his shoulders he was so tall! Wait why are you crying?" Her brother's happiness went away for a moment at the tears he saw from his older sibling.
She was shocked, since when had he been here. He was asleep before, she was sure. It didn't make any sense.
"Aiden how, ... why are you here?"
"Lilia offered to teach me more magic! He said it was dangerous to teach me inside the house so we came out here." For a second she thought it was a dream. A bad dream turned good.
"Were you worried? Sorry, I'll tell you next time I promise." Aiden hugged her after finishing his sentence trying comfort his sister from her state of fear. It worked a little having her shoulders relax.
Malleus had stroked her head to sooth her worries as well. A small smile graced his lips at the scene before him.
"Worry not my dear, I'll accept all parts of you. Of course I'd never forget your dear brother. Will you accept my proposal now?" He was awaiting an answer, the same look in his eyes akin to when he asked if she could use magic.
"Yes I do, it was my mistake for denying your offer in the first place. I'm sorry Malleus."
He was happy that the situation had caused her to regret her answer. Of course he didn't outwardly show it. But he was internally pleased. His new queen and energetic little brother would make a wonderful addition to the Draconian line.
As they disappeared instantly to where their new home would be, Malleus left behind some what one would call fireflies by the looks of it. They were just traces of his magic to other faes. It was a calling for someone else though.
The town the two faes once called home was being destroyed as soon as they left. Screams upon screams could be heard one after another. Flames of red and orange to destroy and have no one alive to recall the prescene of two royal clan faes.
All done by three, one wise fae, and two knights that served to do everything their master asked of them. It would all be gone while Malleus would help them settle into their new lives, the one they deserved from the beginning, if humans hadn't taken it from them.
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