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reineydraws · 7 months

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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖#and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰#anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 9 months

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[Dick is showing Tim, Duke, Steph and Barbara a video on his phone]

Steph: OH MY GOD-

Tim: I can’t believe he actually—

*Jason walks in*

Jason: What’s everybody laughing about?

Steph: Nothing! So much nothing. No one did anything

Jason: -_- What is it?

Duke: Nothing, like Steph said. Totally nothing.

Jason: …right. Tim, you’re too sleep deprived to lie, what’s going on?

Dick: Tim, nO—

Tim: Dick took a video of you last night drunk at a karaoke bar singing Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Jason: Oh! I finally did it! I’ve been wanting to do that for a while. Hell yeah, nice job me. *self-five*

Steph: Did he just high-five himself???

Jason: *wandering away for coffee* Damn this hangover is such a bitch.

Barbara: …All of you are idiots.

(edit) bonus:

Jason: *pouring coffee, lazily singing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel* Only the good die piano man…sing us a good die young…

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writeyourdarlings · 2 months

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catws steve

#incorrect quote bc why not😆#anyways have some cute and sassy steve😌#steve rogers fanart #novembersippedaway #steve rogers #catws

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lupuslikethewolf · 2 months

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Top Gun 1986 as my whatsapp chat history part 2: electric boogaloo

once again, unfortunately, featuring my ex as slider in image 3

part 1

#why is everything here said between the hours of 9 and 11 pm at night? bc my friends are insomniacs who bother me with their problems #(i love them really)#top gun #top gun 1986 #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw #incorrect quotes #top gun incorrect quotes

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incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes · 1 month

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Barty: due tazze di caffè, per favore

Evan:

Barty: What?

Evan: Since when do you speak Italian?

Barty: My mom is Italian

Evan: Since when?

Barty:

Barty: Since her birth

#I don't know why but I love this hc #maybe bc Barty reminds me of Tony Stark #who I also hc as half italian #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #source: heartstopper #italian barty crouch jr

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siriuslygay1981 · 6 months

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James who has never seen a mistletoe before - You know what they say... we have to kiss under the mistletoe now little black

Regulus- .....Potter, that's a lettuce leaf

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where-is-vivian · 26 days

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Barty, like a cat bringing dead mice: I brought you a surprise!

Evan, knowing his bf killed someone again: *sigh* you did it again

also Evan: ... Fine! Let's bury this one in the garden with all the others...

(basically the plot of the best of you, honey, belongs to me)

#rosekiller in a nutshell #rosekiller #promoting my fic bc why not #rosekiller fic #marauders #dead gay wizards #marauders era #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan x barty #barty x evan #fanfic #text post #rosekiller textpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect rosekiller quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #rosekiller incorrect quotes

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ok-boomerang · 4 months

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Azula, after the fall of Ba Sing Se: I almost thought you were going to betray me for the Avatar's little ragtag team. Zuko: No way. I mean, the Avatar is an immature child, the Water Tribe boy is a buffoon, and the little earthbender is a menace. And Katara— Azula: Um. "Katara?" Zuko: Katara's just the worst. The worst! She thinks she's so smart and good at bending. And so pretty. And for a moment there, she made me feel better about the world and my place in it. Ugh! Azula: ...

#zutara #zuko x katara #incorrect zutara #incorrect zutara quotes #incorrect atla #why am i writing incorrect quotes when i should be writing correct Articles for money?#bc work sucks #abolish work #source: b99

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thegrandempressofinsomnia · 2 months

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Jack, walking into the briefing room: Sorry I'm late... I was... *gestures at nothing* doing paperwork. *little grin*

Daniel: *raises the eyebrows of disbelief*

Sam: *looking puzzled*

Teal’c: *eyebrow*

 * Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

 Maybourne, bursts in, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

#stargate #stargate sg1 #jack oneill #harry Maybourne #permission to push this man down the stairs sir?#he totally could’ve done that #incorrect quotes #but is it really?#definitely happened in an AR #rest of SG1 is just watching/enjoying the show #not gonna lie he’s probably grinning & looking at Carter #Daniel’s eyebrows of disbelief are a thing #imagine the face from the ‘maybe he read your report scene’#Daniel Jackson #why do paperwork when you can push Maybourne down the stairs #and Hammond just sits there bc he’s used to it at this point #samantha carter #sam carter #teal’c

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 9 months

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MC: There's no way he likes me back.

Charles: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

MC: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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lizardpersonyknow · 1 year

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Pls someone write a fic ab Damian deciding he's a Drake and bonding with them and then Jack drake is like "you can have any animal you want so long as you take care of it!" And then he tells Damian all about that animals ancient historical significance. Like I just want him to be a feral child who adopts this family and they look at him and say Same Hat!!!!!!

#tim drake #batfam #damian wayne #incorrect batbros #dick grayson #feral tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake wayne #batfamily headcanons #batman #Jack drake #my fave headcannon is that jack drake genuinely is what bruce wayne pretends to be #the himbo of the century #look i just want tim to be feral #eating worms living his best life #and damian is a ber similar if not the same flavour of feral #the writers made them argue bc theyd be too strong together #thats why no comic with them both in has mentioned discowing because they would band together and eat bugs

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not-rome · 11 months

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#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes #sir gwaine #merwaine #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect twitter quotes #(in my head they have millions of followers & there’s no special reason as to why)#(they just do)#(also bc i like pressing in a bunch of numbers & find it funny)

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varpusvaras · 4 months

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Rex: One of my brothers also has two kids, eight and four, so like, similar enough ages to mine. And every time they come over, I get this wildly different experience. They come in and say "hello, uncle Rex", and I go, hello to you too. They ask, "where should we sit?", and I go, try one of the chairs. They say "we would like to color", and I go please. And then they sit down. And kriffing. Color. An HOUR later, I can go into that room, and they just be coloring like hum-hum-di-hum-hum. And I go like that's nice. Where are my twins? Are they in the house? Are they on the house? Are they under the hou- oh they're on the street, fantastic. I go out like what the kriff are you guys doing? And they're like "we broke all of the crayons and put them in the mailbox"

Rex: I've tried to ask Fox if he wants to exchange the kids but he said he doesn't want that Skywalker nonsense into his household and I'm like. Yeah.

#Rex loves the twins he really does #but why is he a single parent in the three-adult household #meanwhile fox is like do not bring that european nonsense into this ethnic household thanks #he does help rex sometimes but he also tells cody to do it bc cody is living his child-free life and fox is not #this is completely my au nonsense lmaooo #rexanidala #bail/breha/fox #captain rex #sw incorrect quotes #the first part is from tom segura

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ghostincorrectinternetedition · 7 months

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Rain: I’ve been to Germany many times since I was summoned, and somehow, I am just today learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread - in space. Why the hell have you people been holding out on me!?

#seriously why haven't you all shared #bernd das brot #bernd the bread #germany #german stuff #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #rain ghoul

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 5 months

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Wouldn’t it be hilariously though if:

Miriel and finwe: *reunite for the first time in centuries*

Also Miriel and finwe: *proceed to fight .03 seconds after meeting, and it currently looks like they’re trying to rip each other’s throat out*

Finwe’s kids: so….. they’re pissed at each other, ig? Please don’t kill anyone, adA-!

Sm1 who actually knew the couple before miriel died: oh my god, good to see they’re still fucking obsessed with each other i guess, get a room, Eru-

Indis: *jealousy meter off the charts*

#miriel and finwe are insane for each other #cuivienen elves: they’re so passionate #finwe’s kids: they’re literally trying to murder each other #hc that finwe might as well have died with miriel #and that’s why he’s such a apatheticelf/bad father #indis lowkey jealous bc she wanted mutual murder love with finwe but NO!#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #lotr elves #finwe #miriel #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #feanor

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harringroveera · 11 months

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The fandom got forgiveness for every other character but Billy and that’s fucked up

#billy hargrove #no bc let’s face it everyone in the show was shitty at one or more point in their life #and for that i blame bad writing tbh #and also everyone got fucking flaws man if you can forgove this one why not that one #why not just have critical thinking skill for once #all things aside they’re all fictional and i love the fucked up characters so #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #harringroveera #billy hargrove text post #billy hargrove meme #billy hargrove edit #billy hargrove deserved better #antis dni

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