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#incorrect zutara quotes
viiicestlavie · 2 months
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Katara: stupid fire nation
Zuko: stubborn water benders
Katara: go jump in the river
Zuko: YOU go jump in the river!
Toph, leaning over to whisper: they just slept together.
Suki, nodding: oh they TOTALLY did.
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rifari2037 · 26 days
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*All in my head watching this Zuko :[Teasing Katara to get her attention] WATER WHIP!!! Katara : [Full annoyed strike him with bunch of water] Zuko : [Soaking wet] I'm kidding!
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zutarawasrobbed · 23 days
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After the first meeting
Zuko: So… What do you think of Mai?
Ursa: …
Zuko: Mom?
Ursa: *Looks at Iroh*
Iroh: *Nods*
Ursa: *Sighs* Mai might be your girlfriend, but Katara is your wife.
Iroh: This is true.
June: That’s what I’ve been saying.
Zuko: Where the fuck did you come from?!?!
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ok-boomerang · 2 months
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Zuko: Katara, I know you're going to kill this speech and help get this legislation passed. Katara, nervous and panicky: You say that because you love me. And love has made you dumb! Zuko: No, love has made me better in every way. Remember last week, when I made small talk? Katara: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal
toph: then why are we talking about it?
zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her
toph: you think katara has feelings for you
zuko: …no
toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work
zuko: right…
toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??
zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…
toph: all true, not what i asked
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snugjammies · 9 months
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Older Zuko and Katara telling their kids how they met
Zuko: Y’know, it was really love at first sight.
Katara: *rolls eyes* Absolutely not.
Zuko: I couldn’t stop looking at her.
Katara: I could really feel the chemistry with your glaring.
Zuko: Agni, I was so in love, I followed her across the entire world.
Katara: That’s not why you followed-
Zuko: I took a bolt of lightning for her.
Katara: …
Katara: Yeah, he did.
Zuko: Because I was so completely, irrevocably, permanently, utterly, beyond in love-
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Katara: As a joke, I told Zuko I was pregnant and he got so scared. You should have seen his face!
Aang: Why would he be scared?
Katara: ...
Sokka: Answer the question, Katara.
Katara: ...
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ap-kinda-lit · 5 months
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Zuko: Everything’s fine.
Katara: Zuko, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
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pagius-16 · 25 days
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Katara: Hey, Zuko, are you a painting?
Zuko: ... no?
Katara: Oh, really? I wanted to pin you to a wall later.
Suki: Thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang him-
Aang: Wait what?
Toph: I mean, she could, just a little differently, that's all
Sokka, running in from the other room: TOPH, I SWEAR-
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the-badger-mole · 1 year
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Zuko (chained up and surrounded by men who want him very dead): Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Let's be civil about this! Let's make a deal. You surrender, and you don't die. How does that sound?
men who want Zuko very dead (laughing at the super chained up Zuko): And how you intend to kill us?
Zuko: Oh no, I can't kill you. But my wifey can! Say hi, wifey!
Katara (full of murderous intent and stepping out into the light of the full moon): ...Hi.
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dyingroses · 5 months
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Zuko: * Holding their baby * Zuko: Katara! I think the baby's hungry Katara, from another room: How do you know? Zuko: Because he's digging his face into my chest and getting fussy because he's not finding anything
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viiicestlavie · 2 months
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Zuko: I love you.
Katara: How many people have you said that to?
Zuko: Everyone.
Katara: What?!
Zuko: I told everyone that I love you.
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heronsdaisy · 6 months
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zuko: the lady of the house requests a game?
katara: she demands one.
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zutarawasrobbed · 1 year
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10 Years Later
June: I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.
Zuko: She’s not my girlfriend!
Katara: I’m his wife.
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ok-boomerang · 2 months
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Azula, after the fall of Ba Sing Se: I almost thought you were going to betray me for the Avatar's little ragtag team. Zuko: No way. I mean, the Avatar is an immature child, the Water Tribe boy is a buffoon, and the little earthbender is a menace. And Katara— Azula: Um. "Katara?" Zuko: Katara's just the worst. The worst! She thinks she's so smart and good at bending. And so pretty. And for a moment there, she made me feel better about the world and my place in it. Ugh! Azula: ...
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zuko: we just need one of those construction trucks. with the thingys to pick stuff up
katara: the forklift ??
zuko: hey i never said i was smart i just know it exists
katara: i never said i was smart either i had to look up the damn name of the vehicle.
katara: i knew ‘lift’ was in there somewhere my remaining 2 brain cells are close to deteriorating
sokka: you two should join forces
zuko: we did. it took both of our brain power to come up with forklift
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