Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!

Sometimes home isn't four walls. Sometimes it's two mismatched eyes, an angelic voice and Satanic lyrics.

everyone posting about people demonizing taintposting Well where’s the fucking taint image. put your money where your mouth is

brother i am your girltaint dealer

hm. didnt like that one! godspeed

U don't like my taintposting

my taint? oh you mean my tussy???

If you’re not in the Taintposting group you’re missing out

shame that i always write pure fucking gold when rebutting tinder men but when i try to make a good tumblr post my whole brain turns into the absolute slowest unproved goopy whole wheat dough the world has ever seen

Omega: I just saw Copia cry in the library for about 5-6 minutes, then his phone went off and he just stopped crying and went back to work like nothing happened??? Secondo: It’s called “time management”, Omega.

Sister of Sin: Haha! You’re so cute and funny!

Rain: O.o 

Sister of Sin: You okay there?

Rain: *unintelligible screeching*

Swiss: What have you done!? He doesn’t know how to take compliments!

Rain: *shrieking while vibrating*

Swiss: ‘Sup, ugly fuck.

Rain: *stops* ‘Sup. 

Copia: Good luck sending me mixed signals. I don’t even understand the direct ones!

Mountain: Hey, Swiss? Swiss: *trying to go to sleep* Yeah? Mountain: I just realized something. The spiders currently living in Buckingham Palace are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there in the Victorian Era. It’s an entire parallel royal family, just with spiders instead of people. Swiss: It’s 3 AM, and I’m hung over; please, go to bed.

Sibling of Sin: You’re so considerate!

Copia: Thanks! I was raised in constant fear of upsetting anyone, so, ya know. *finger guns*

Copia: Every “scummy sewer rat” used in modern TV and film is actually a healthy, chubby little baby with a nice shiny coat because she lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches. I say “she” because almost every rat you see on TV or film is a female. Male rats have enormous balls, and they don’t want to show that on camera. All of the lovely ladies that appeared in the Rats music video are my darling little babies, and they did an amazing job!

Terzo: Pro tip! Spice up your panic attack with a kazoo! Does it help? No! But, the sound is a lot more fun than the sound of sobbing!

Mountain: Hey, Aether?

Aether: What do you want?

Mountain: Do you think the process of metamorphosis hurts?

Aether: What?

Mountain: Like caterpillars and stuff. Do you think it hurts? Does the transforming creature inside the pupa understand what’s happening to it? Do you think they’re scared? Do you think they’re afraid?

Aether: Why are you thinking about this at 3 AM?!

Aether: What would the American people do without those courageous perves of the TSA willing to risk their life and your dignity to pat down that suspicious groin area?

Dew: I’ve been putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them.