Taiyang: So... Girls... You're probably wondering why Cinder and I wanted to talk to you two alone.
Ruby: Th-This isn't about the pictures you found on my computer, is it? Because I swear, I'm just holding those for a friend!
Cinder: This isn't about your gun lingerie pictures, Ruby.
Ruby: Oh...
Yang: Then what is it?
Taiyang: Well, you know, ever since your mother left, I've been very lonely, and now that you girls are out of the house, well...
Yang: ...Where is this going?
Taiyang: Tch! Th-There's no easy way to say this, girls, but-
Cinder: Your dad and I are fucking.
Yang: (Gasps)
Ruby: How could you do this, Dad?! What about Mom?!
Taiyang: Your mom's been gone for fifteen years, Ruby! She's not coming back!
Ruby: No! That's not true! (Runs outside)
Yang: (Runs upstairs)
Taiyang: Girls, wait!
Ruby: (Comes back with a letter) Look! See? Mom is just busy with her other family, because they have fire and ice powers!
Yang: (Runs down with picture) And I found this picture of Mom working on a space train at work!
Ruby/Yang: BUT SHE'LL BE BACK!
Cinder: Honestly, you both sound ridiculous. Just face reality; I'm your new mom.
Yang: No!
Ruby: You're the last person I would ever want to be my mom!
Cinder: Hey, what the hell is that supposed to mean, Ruby?! I'd be a great mom! I already treat your dad well! Especially when I bust out the ol' Maiden powers! (Flares up)
Taiyang: (Blushing) O-Oh, my~...
Cinder: (Lays down) I be getting him on his back like this, girls!
Those soldiers are absolutely disgusting. Like the vilest of the vile. And that's supposed to attract people??? Treating another person like cattle??? Psychos istg.
Mina and Lucy are going to work out via Just Dance but Mina has to finish her Stardew Valley day first. Lucy’s sick of her tinder dates standing her up so she decided to start mass inviting them. It goes… well?