Why masturbate when you could have my warm mouth between your legs at the snap of your fingers, every single day? 🥺

joel & me 🙃

the truth about the joel miller affair;

love can be both a blessing and a curse.

I think I’ve just seen a man running after a girl in the woods.

— Deborah Cooper 'The Day of the Disappearance' (Saturday, August 30, 1975)

I think I'll take my whiskey neat My coffee black and my bed at three You're too sweet for me You're too sweet for me

Joel scoffed, a hint of a smirk playing on his lips.

— Sweet? You think you're sweet, darlin'? Well, I hate to break it to ya, but sweet ain't exactly the word that comes to mind when I think of ya. – He stepped closer, his eyes scanning her body with a hunger that betrayed his tough exterior. — You're trouble, pure and simple. A damn magnet for it. And somehow, I can't seem to stay away. – His voice was low and rough, filled with a mix of irritation and desire. He reached out and grabbed her by the waist, pulling her closer to him. — But hey, I guess that's why you called me, huh? To stir up some trouble, to feel alive for a damn moment. Well, congratulations, darlin'. You've succeeded. – He leaned in, his breath hot against her ear. — Now, what the hell do you want from me tonight?

I watched DUNE PART 2 today and I felt like a widow 😭 THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

I know the porn industry is 🤢🤢🤢 BUT am I going to hell for thinking about joel every time I see charles dera? I mean... his body... his hair...

hi!! i hope this isn't a weird ask LMAO but i wrote a fic that was based on your tinder!joel post bc i was super inspired by it! i wanted to post it and credit your post, but i wanted to ask first if that was ok with you :) i didn't take any direct lines from it or anything but that post just did something to me so i wanted to write about it lol. totally ok if not but i wanted to ask you first!!

hii :) omg it's totally ok! ♥️ I'll love reading it haha

dreaming about this one

DILF 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

How am I supposed to sleep? When you are all I see Everything reminds me of wounds so deep How am I supposed to live? If you're not living too Everything is nothing without you

[pics: joelscoffeemug]

you and pedro were always good friends, but things changed...

[i used ana de armas as FC, but imagine you]

I'm always on tinder, but I never find an old man like him :(

can u believe that Joel Miller’s hands are perfectly shaped to hold my face for 6 hrs….wild

I need him...

Miller's Girl: Martin Freeman and Dagmara Dominczyk

Warning: 🔥🔥🔥

Professor Miller vibes 🙃

sorry i had to

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan is the reason I rewatch 'Twilight' at least once a year [pt.2]

Martin Freeman is hot as hell and this movie will 100% ruin me

can't wait