new comic! 😀 meeting face to face
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When people describe themselves as a "god" in bed, that's really troubling. Lots of gods have a pretty terrible track record for partner satisfaction. You really should be more specific, just say you're Dionysus in bed.
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The stages of Courtship:
Flirting Casually
Talking Seriously
Accidental Isekai Adventure
Betrayal
Oops It Was Just A Wacky Misunderstanding
Reconciliation
Boss Battle
Dating
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Millennial dating has probably been shaped by dating apps and online dating more than any other generation. The result is people have a larger dating pool and are meeting up with dates far outside their friendship group or people they meet coincidentally out and about.
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Some Guy: *posts insulting memes about fat bodies*
Same Guy: *tries to initiate sexy times with a fat woman*
Fat Woman: I don’t even feel safe taking my clothes off in front of you. There’s no way I’m hooking up with you.
That Same Guy: *shocked Pikachu face*
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Underrated Pickup Lines:
Your aura carries an ominous presence
Nice face, did your mom pick it out for you
You look just like my sleep paralysis demon
The moths told me you'd be here
Your skeleton is well hidden
Three dimensions, in this economy??
The trees like your exhalations the most
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