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nando161mando · 4 months
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#1: “let’s form a union.”
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lobotomizedskull · 8 months
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amphibiousflorence · 3 months
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Hazel, who grew up in the 1940s and Jason who had no access to a phone and lived in Camp Jupiter his entire life.
They both do not understand meme culture one bit.
Piper: omg hazel you ate and left not a single crumb.
Hazel: I... I'm not eating anything?
Leo, making tacos: girl dinner, girl dinner
Jason: we're both boys?
Percy: no but i was literally serving in that toga.
Hazel: stop.
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maihonhassan · 24 days
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Who called it "𝙀𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩" and not "𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙞 𝙪𝙡𝙟𝙝𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙧 𝙪𝙣 𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙩𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙞."
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whatsleftofdishaa · 2 months
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We are the generation jo bachpan mein purane gaane sunne vale logon ko judge karte the aur ab khud purane gaane sunte hai.
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deadghosy · 1 month
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Reader trying to help make the hazbin commercial:
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elithilanor · 1 year
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Hot thought of the day: those who crossed the Helcaraxë have the similar macabre and blasé about death humor that gen z and millennials tend to have which is kinda wild to other elves
It’s part of the reason Elrond tends to get on so well with Glorfindel: because he was raised by the murder siblings.
Glorfindel will just say something like “oh at least it’d be a fast death” if he almost falls off a(nother) cliff and Elrond will snort and Lindir will look at them both in horror
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Introverts assemble 🐝
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troublegoblin · 10 months
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babygirl i have health problems that would make a grown man cry- yeah of course I'm still going to work what are you talking about
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ninjacomix · 1 year
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Sagau but the characters reactions to what I've said while playing
(be warned I'm very out of pocket)
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It was a bright and sunny day in mondstadt as the people of mondstadt went about theyre daily lives as the knights of favonious base remains busy as always including the acting grandmaster jean who was doing her usual ungodly mountain of paperwork while slowly dozing off until she is jolted awake by a scream from her grace.....me
Y/n: FUCK MEEEE DEHYA JUST COME HOME ALREADY!!!!
Oh it seems your still trying to pull for that eremite woman from sumeru as jean and many of the other acolytes have heard of me and aethers exploits in sumeru......and the countless threats made on the grand sages life for what he's done to the dendro archon nahida who you've claimed as your "daughter" but what does catches jeans intrest is the mention of her sister and bennet?
Y/n: well on the bright side i got C1 Bennett now.......i have no fucking idea how to build him and hydro archon Barbara is now C6......but no sexy desert woman.......I'm gonna cry
As jean attempts to understand your.....woes? Meanwhile behind the cathedral Rosaria enjoys the peace and quiet as she enjoys a long deserved smoke while silently thanking you for dragging that little pop star nuisance Barbara all across the 4 nations and even into the abyss as Bennett can be seen talking with fischl and razor at the cats tail
Bennett: DID YOU GUYS HEAR I'M FINALLY A VESSEL FOR THEIR GRACE!!!
Fischl: but of course when we saw those purple stars and you glowed it was only fate
Razor: razor is happy for friend Bennett and friend fischl but when will razor become a vessal to there grace?
Bennett: it'll happen one day buddy you just gotta have faith
Razor: okay razor understands
Meanwhile in liyue inside the jade chamber ningguang as well as ganyu and keqing can be seen working away while listening to your beautiful humming as you explore sumeru until you fall in a hole
Y/n: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! FUCK!!! Beidou are you okay?!
Suddenly the heads of the 3 women perk up towards the sky in worry for beidou's safety after hearing the worry in your tone but they soon calm down when you let out a sigh of relief
Y/n: that was close now lets get back to unlocking the secrets of king deshret and save up enough primogems to pull my flame mane wife!!!
Now this wasn't anything new as you mostly always refered to the woman you "pull" as your wives as when you do pull them and such a proclamation is made a golden wedding band materializes on there ring finger as currently you only have 3 wives which of course are the raiden shogun Ei, The lady tianquan Ningguang and finally the protecter of Aaru Village Candace who you may not use like you do Ei and ningguang but one day before you logged off she heard you apologize for not using her as you didn't want to drag her away from her duties in Aaru village which made her love for you deepen as you hold Aaru village as a place worthy to be under your divine protection
Y/n: oh hey look another of those prism robots we could sneak by......but i always love a good fight even if i know I'll win so LETS FUCK EM UP!!! HAHAHA!!!
Many of your vessels smile that your enjoying playing with them even after all this time especially the sumeru characters who pridefully boast at the fact you've been spending ALL of your time in your own words "unlocking the secrets of the desert scorched rainforest" truly you had a beautiful way with words especially when you gave yourself titles like that of the traveler everytime you saved a nation like naming yourself "the Outlander who burns the winds for freedom" or "liyue's legendary warrior" and a personal favorite of the inazuman characters is "the outsider who conquered the shoguns will"
Y/n: okay that quest is done now this is it my last 10 wishes, DEHYA BABYGIRL IF YOU COME HOME I WILL LET YOU SIT ON MY FACE!!!
Dehya was currently in Aaru village with candace hoping that by being in close proximity to a person you already control your power may reach her but after hearing what You said....you were gonna WHAT?!?! She couldn't believe it, and with how red and opened mouth candace is she couldn't either NONE of your acolytes could believe that you would allow one of them to have the honor of getting orally pleasured by YOU!!! She couldn't take it and covered her face in her arms with it burning as red as her clothes as you speak and a loud crash is heard
Y/n: FUCK!!! REALLY A SACRIFICIAL BOW....I'm gonna cry...WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT DEHYA?!?!......You don't wanna sit on my face that's fine HOW ABOUT YOU CARRY MY CHILD!!! Wait....WHY DID BARBARA JUST DIE?!?!
.....everyone fell silent, some fainted (jean, Barbara, ganyu,keqing) others began laughing there asses off (kaeya,lisa,childe, itto) others were too stunned to speak and Ei and Ningguang were quite jealous why could you see someone born from the harsh desert of sumeru be worthier to be inseminated by your divine seed then them as they're jealousy grows ningguang sends out a commission to have the fatui act extra violent towards your team when you visit liyue again as Ei intensifies the storms of inazuma to strike you a few times as yae miko laughs at her goddesses jealousy
Y/n: i think that's enough genshin for today just let me park you guys at Aaru village and done see ya tomorrow *logs off*
And just like that your gone as you log off and the world returns to its regular state your team enters the chiefs house in Aaru village to get some rest they find an embarrassed and passed out dehya and red faced candace
Beidou: so got any names for the baby dehya?
Dehya: uuuuuuh
Truly your voice alone drives them absolutely crazy for you so when you finally descend and return to teyvat they will give you they're everything mora, land, souls and bodys all for you.......its all for there loving god♡
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nando161mando · 7 months
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Good
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totallynots8tan · 8 months
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“They’re judging me” I think, alone in my room
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mycatsaidwhat · 7 months
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things i've heard college professors say pt. 15
-type “humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall” with no spaces and no regrets 
-I sincerely don’t sit around reading the wills of people from 16th century Stratford-upon-Avon
-do we have a federal department of education? *reluctantly* yes we do 
-okay. It’s 10:30 and I’m cold and mad. 
-I was assigned to read Macbeth and was like what the fuck, I want to play Nintendo 
-That sounds like something said by someone who wrote 12 historyplays 
-I googled today, which I really suggest you guys do 
-not to bring up florida,
-current event: balloons!
-(cytogeneticist) I make a lot of money saying I don’t know. It’s a pretty sweet gig.  
-*someone comes into the classroom looking lost* is there a meeting in here at 11?
(professor) no i don’t think so, this class goes until 11:30
*person leaves* 
(professor, turning back to the class) probably a serial killer 
-Yeah, and then Shakespeare was like I never fucking loved you– 
-The three typical sources of creative nonfiction essays are the unconscious mind, literature, or the trauma of our lives. Now none of these are technically untrue–
-you don’t have to be smart to understand Shakespeare
*alarm starts going off on student’s phone* 
OH GOD I’M SORRY IM BEING SMITED 
-“In which the men spend several hours taunting each other with speeches and thwacking each other with sticks.” Yes. That sounds perfect. 
-This is, like, nerdy shit I’ve learned over the years 
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maihonhassan · 22 days
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Bohat 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘢 hone ke baad jo 𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 hota haina bas wohi chahiye mujhe.
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whatsleftofdishaa · 1 month
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Remember the lyrics pal bhar ke liye koi hume pyaar karle jhootha hi sahi, genz's took it seriously. Inko ab chahiye hi do pal ka pyaar aur vo bhi jhootha hi.
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mysharona1987 · 7 months
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