[James apologizing to Sirius after a fight]
Sirius: it's ok! it was nothing it's not like you fucked my brother or anything
James:
Sirius:
James: actually, now that you mention-
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Stuff My Gryffindor Says #4
(speaking of Roy Mustang)
"He's the Rizzard of Oz"
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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?
Sirius: Remus
James: Remus
Lily: Remus
Mary: Remus
Barty: Remus
Peter: Remus
Regulus: Remus
Dorcas: Remus, you little slut
Sirius: you kissed my brother?!
Remus: uhhh
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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*texting*
james: HI
regulus: hey
james: HOW ARE YOU
regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital?
james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU
james: REG?
james: LOVE
james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING
regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him
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Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Barty: Now that’s a threat!
Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*
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*studying in the library*
James: …
Regulus: …
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James: …
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Regulus: …
James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?
Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*
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Draco: I have a bad feeling about this plan
Harry: What do you mean?
Draco: Do you ever get that voice in the back of your head telling you an idea is stupid?
Harry: No?
Draco: …
Draco: Well, that explains a lot
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[Deathly Hallows]
Hermione: Harry-
Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry.
Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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Sirius (seeing James and Regulus flirt on a quidditch match): Uh Moony, you know what they’re doing? Why isn’t Reggie getting the snitch? ITS RIGHT THERE!
Remus: I think he’s busy chasing Prongs eh Wormtail?
Peter: Dunno but Prongs is to busy talking Regulus to catch the damn quaffle…
Sirius: Holy shit
Remus: Padfoot-
Sirius (materializes a megaphone): PRONGS STOP TRYING FUCK MY BROTHER AND FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME
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[James flirting with Lily to go to Hogsmeade]
Lily: oh my god, stop it! i don’t want to go out with you on a date
Regulus, passing by: can’t relate
Lily:
James: did he just-
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*regulus finally tells evan about his crush on a particular gryffindor*
evan: so is it lupin?
regulus: no……i like james.
evan: …….potter….? he’s kinda fucking dumb, don’t you think?
regulus: he’s not d- listen, he’s hard to read. he’s mysterious.
evan: i don’t think he can read.
regulus: you never know what’s going on inside his head!
evan: i don’t even think he knows what’s going on inside his head…
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**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**
Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?
MC: Because I’d destroy him…
Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.
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*Harry and Ron arguing*
Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses
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