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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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incorrectharrypotterblog · 5 months

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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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nyxstherapy · 6 months

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*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

#james is the standard #this happened i was reg's phone #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #harry potter #headcanon #inccorect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #gryffindor #slytherin #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #pandora lovegood

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not-rab · 7 months

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Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Barty: Now that’s a threat!

Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*

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redadidassneakers · 8 days

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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*studying in the library*

James: …

Regulus: …

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James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?

Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Draco: I have a bad feeling about this plan

Harry: What do you mean?

Draco: Do you ever get that voice in the back of your head telling you an idea is stupid?

Harry: No?

Draco: …

Draco: Well, that explains a lot

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backbak100 · 1 year

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Sirius (seeing James and Regulus flirt on a quidditch match): Uh Moony, you know what they’re doing? Why isn’t Reggie getting the snitch? ITS RIGHT THERE!

Remus: I think he’s busy chasing Prongs eh Wormtail?

Peter: Dunno but Prongs is to busy talking Regulus to catch the damn quaffle…

Sirius: Holy shit

Remus: Padfoot-

Sirius (materializes a megaphone): PRONGS STOP TRYING FUCK MY BROTHER AND FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME

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manwrre · 15 days

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*regulus finally tells evan about his crush on a particular gryffindor*

evan: so is it lupin?

regulus: no……i like james.

evan: …….potter….? he’s kinda fucking dumb, don’t you think?

regulus: he’s not d- listen, he’s hard to read. he’s mysterious.

evan: i don’t think he can read.

regulus: you never know what’s going on inside his head!

evan: i don’t even think he knows what’s going on inside his head…

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reggieblackdiary · 1 month

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That marauders fanfic of Jily’s son written by JKRowling is cray cray, why does everyone keep dying ????

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slytherinsprincesss · 1 month

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**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

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incorrectharrypotterblog · 2 years

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*Harry and Ron arguing*

Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses

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itstheghostofmypast · 9 months

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Y/N reading in peace.

Draco glaring at her

Y/N: *ignores*

Draco continues to glare

Y/N sighing: What?

Draco: what are you reading?

Y/N: shhh, I'm at a good part, he's talking about his crush.

Draco: THAT'S MY JOURNAL!

Y/N: You mean your diary?

Draco: No, my journal.

Y/N: Right...also, it's best to tell your girlfriend how much you like the sound of her laugh instead of writing it in a secret diary.

Draco: I'll hex you, I swear.

Y/N: Aww~ Like how you wrote in this last entry about me being able to hex your heart-

Draco malfunctioning

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not-rab · 11 months

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sirius: i’m rich, young and hot, what more could i want?

remus: mental stability.

sirius *breaking down*: good point-

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY

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