elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

Buck and Eddie met in an episode called “Under Pressure” which is also the title of a song by Queen (and David Bowie), and who else are they hanging out with?? Drag QUEENs. Meaning they are singing “Under Pressure” case closed.

happy lesbian visibility week to all my fellow lesbians!

why do celebrities get defensive when they get called nepo babies when there’s the objectively much funnier option of responding with “how dare you speak to me like that. do you know who my father is?”

Source.

So anyway watch Leverage.

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.

Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, September 15, 1932

before directors are allowed to put in the request for cgi they should be required to answer: “would lord of the rings have been able to do this by sitting somebody a little further back, using an apple box, or putting out a casting call for a really big pig?” and if the answer is yes they should consider finding a really big pig.

Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 2.15 — "Phases"