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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months

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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

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author-david-jimenez · 9 months

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Remus: Okay, Harry, what is this? *holds up banana*

Baby Harry: Fruit

Remus: Well, technically yes. How about this? *holds up apple*

Harry: Fruit

Remus: Again, you are technically right

Sirius: *enters the apartment* Hello, how are my favorite boys doing?

Harry: *points at Sirius* Fruit

Remus: *barley containing laughter* Most definitely right!

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yourgalgremlin · 2 months

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From this

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 10 months

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Harry, at brunch with his in-laws: where did Draco go? I just left for like 5 seconds???

Narcissa: he’s trying to fight the peacocks again

Draco, from outside: REMEMBER ME, YOU BASTARDS?

Lucius: we really should’ve sent him to therapy

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mono-chromia · 6 months

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Draco: why do you move around like that?

Harry: like what?

Draco: like you're a little animal. you're scurrying. why are you scurrying around.

Harry: ??? is that a crime? what if i like to scurry

Draco:

Harry: god forbid a man has a hobby

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gryfferin-gaybies · 16 days

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Harry: I think I'm in love with Malfoy

Hermione: ya think?

Ron: duh

Ginny: it's about time

Luna: you weren't aware?

Fred & George: there's a shocker

McGonagall: we know

Snape: obviously

*Meanwhile*

Draco: ugh how do I make him notice me

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lunar-serpentinite · 25 days

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draco if he was part of the ppl who polyjuiced into harry : if you can't fuck em, become em [chugs the potion down]

harry in the bg : what the fuck

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cheridraco · 1 year

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draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me

harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead

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accio-sriracha · 2 months

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*Drarry arguing years after the sectumsempra incident*

~~~♤~~~

Draco: You literally tried to kill me.

Harry: But you didn't die, soooo

Draco: THATS WHY I SAID T R I E D.

Harry: Do you even know what attempted murder is, Draco?

Draco: ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING GASLIGHT ME RIGHT NOW?

Blaise: *walks into the room* What's going on?

Ron: Draco's whining because Harry SUPPOSEDLY tried to kill him and Harry is just trying to live his hot girl summer life.

Pansy: Harry literally tried to kill Draco when they were like 16.

Ron: *Munching on snacks* Slander.

~~~♤~~~

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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crackishincorrecthp · 24 days

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Harry: I never tell people off the bat that I'm bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and I'm like "you know I'm bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their faces Draco: Draco: Please marry me

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author-david-jimenez · 8 months

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*Draco and Harry having a screaming match*

Harry: I hate you!

Draco: I hate you more!

Harry: I want to punch you in the face!

Draco: I want to pin you against a wall and throttle you!

Harry: I want to see you begging on your knees!

Ron, sobbing: I want to go home

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yourgalgremlin · 26 days

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DRACO: If it isn’t The-Boy-Who-Lisps

HARRY: Oh look, it’s The-Bitch-Who-Bottoms

PANSY: HAH!

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

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