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Harry: “you’re so funny” thanks I was a child soldier
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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Ron: I wonder when the Bermuda triangle stopped working
Ron: not a lot of drama going on there anymore
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Hermione: I think I’m bi
Harry: which one?
Hermione: what do you mean?
Harry: bisexual? bilingual? bipolar?
Ron: I know
Ron: a bitch
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Hermione: just swallowed my pride and told my professor that if he doesn’t raise my grade I’ll go to his office and chain myself to the radiator
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Hermione: we should bring back TBH’s because some of y’all need to hear about yourselves
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*Harry and Ron arguing*
Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses
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Ron: Being my moms funniest kid is very tough
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Hermione: what are you guys doing?
Harry & Ron: crying so the girls leave the great hall and then we can have more room to play army
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Ron: sorry I can’t flirt with you
Ron: this girl who won’t go out with me will get mad
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Harry: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her
Harry: “oh noooo I’m too comfy!!!” Like shut up
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