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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant
Echo: …
Fives: …
Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack
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reythemandalor · 1 year
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hardcase: gay as hell for a man to do combat surgery. why your hands inside another man?
fives: Oh youre tryna save his life ? Because you love him ?
kix, trying to save anakin's life: Can you two PLEASE let me work?
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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tattycoram · 2 months
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Tim: I've gone through all the stages of grief, except my stages of grief are varying levels of unhinged laughter
Bruce, frantically going through parenting books: W h a T
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omega: *showing off batcher*
omega: can we keep her?
wrecker: hunter’s allergic
crosshair: hunter can stay outside
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techfan450 · 4 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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Random clones incorrect quotes I found in my notes app!!!
Cody, glaring at the shinies in the medbay, getting patched up: back in my days, we just died…
Fox: don’t let anyone ruin your day.
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Fox: ruin your own damn day!
Rex: you guys don’t do anything halfway, do you?
Echo: nope!
Fives: we are two halves of a whole idiot!
Fox: don’t touch anything!
Shiny: yes sir!
Fox: don’t call me sir.
Shiny: yes ma’am!
I love writing these so I will post some more later
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mearchy · 3 months
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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reactorshaft · 1 year
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bbygirl-obi · 11 months
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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