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bbygirl-obi · 8 months

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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 7 months

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Fox: Quin annoyed me today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Cody: But there's nothing special about tomorrow and you hate pompous displays of affection

Fox: No, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic sets in

Cody: Kriff

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gryffindor-jedi · 2 months

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Wolffe: I said something I shouldn't have and just ended an amazing relationship.

Cody: Sorry to hear that.

Wolffe: Oh, it wasn't mine.

*Fox and Riyo arguing in the background*

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byler-is-endgame7 · 10 months

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based on a conversation i heard some kids saying today:

fives: why did the chicken cross the road?

rex: why

fives: to get to the idiot’s house. knock knock

rex *sighing*: who’s there

fives: the idiot… wait

jesse: *cackling in the corner*

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the-bad-batch-baroness · 11 months

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*Echo and Fives at the beach*

Echo: You should really put some sunscreen on.

Fives: Sunscreen is for sissies.

Echo: Whatever.

*six hours later*

*Fives hobbling into the medbay looking like a boiled lobster*

Kix: What the... What happened to you?!

Echo: He didn't want to be a sissy.

Kix: I'm sorry, WHAT?

Echo: He challenged the sun and lost.

Kix: Ohhhhhhh.

Fives: Please help me.

Kix: I've got some aloe...

Echo: Aloe is for sissies.

Fives: Please, my skin is on fire.

Echo: Let him burn.

Kix: There’s something very wrong with the two of you.

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ct1409lover · 1 year

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Obi Wan : I love you.

Cody: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Obi Wan and Cody kiss passionately*

Anakin, to Rex: You owe me 20 dollars.

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incorrectdisasterlineage · 11 months

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anakin: my love language is acts of service.

anakin: killing counts as an act of service.

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somebodys-28 · 1 year

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“… I am the dancing queen… young and sweet…. only sevente- KIX?!?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE”

- Fives, loaded on drugs in a medbay gurney with Echo right next to him trying to suffocate himself with a GAR issued pillow (it’s 2:04am)

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sithzuko · 2 years

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anakin, waking up: ah, damn, what time is it?

ahsoka: it’s about 3 am, you hungry?

anakin: hell yeah let’s go eat

rex, on the cusp of breaking down: general you just woke up from a coma, why do you two aLWAYS DO THIS-

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adhd-coyote · 7 days

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Fives: No guts, no glory

Echo: Are you ever scared of anything?

Fives: Yeah, dying alone. That's why I brought you here.

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chopper-base · 2 years

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Jesse: where the kriff is my helmet?

Echo: I can't find my chest plate!

Hardcase: all of my arm pieces are missing??

Kix: who hid my leg armor?

Rex: my shoulder pauldron is gone?

Fives: *wearing all of the missing armor peices* I AM THE 501ST!! MWAHAHAH!!!

Rex:

Jesse:

Hardcase:

Echo: how has he survived this long??

Kix: you. You are the reason he has survived this long-

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bbygirl-obi · 11 months

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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 11 months

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Obi-Wan: You call it trauma dumping, I call it giving you pieces of my lore.

Cody: No.

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gryffindor-jedi · 10 months

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Savage: What do you call a Zabrak who loves to buy things?

Feral: What?

Savage: A Shopping Maul!

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byler-is-endgame7 · 10 months

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echo: *sneaking into the barracks at night*

rex: *spins around in a swivel chair* care to explain where you’ve been?

echo: uhhh i was with fives

fives: *also spins around* try agai- *keeps spinning* wait rex help i can’t stop

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suck-a-egg · 1 year

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Plo Koon: I think the problem is that there is no problem

Some random natborn: Your commander barks

Plo Koon: Our whole squad barks

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