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imdead2124 · 13 hours
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Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?
Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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nateofgreat · 1 day
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Omega: "Finally! Now I'm the squad leader, I'm going to show my brothers that I can take care of myself."
Later...
Omega grabbing Eva's hand to keep her from walking into a hallway: "Eva wait, don't wander off alone!"
Omega stopping Jax from charging a guard: "Stop being so reckless Jax you're going to get us killed!"
Omega: "Sami you're holding Bayrn wrong you have to-" *Freezes* "Oh no!"
Sami: "What's wrong?"
Omega: "I've turned into my brothers!"
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aphmcu-mha · 2 days
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Hunter: It’s hard raising someone older than you
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clonegirlie · 2 days
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Rampart: you let your kid be taken? I had you for a smarter guy CT-9904
Wrecker: hey don’t insult him
Hunter: yeah he is an idiot but his OUR idiot
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techwrecker · 2 days
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Echo: I promise I won’t be mad— I just want to know who ate all my powdered donuts.
Omega: It wasn’t me, I didn’t even know you had any.
Crosshair: Obviously it wasn’t me.
Tech: I do not care for donuts of the powdered variety.
Hunter: It wasn’t me.
Wrecker: *covered in white powder* C’mon guys, just fess up. This is serious! Who ate Echo’s donuts?
Echo:
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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omega: *showing off batcher*
omega: can we keep her?
wrecker: hunter’s allergic
crosshair: hunter can stay outside
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letsquestjess · 2 months
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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zaana · 10 months
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Based on a little snippet by @starlightandtea
I'm new to drawing comics, I need more practice :D
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months
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*on Tatooine*
Y/n: I am so hot.
Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.
Echo: *snorts*
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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.
Y/N: I'm sorry??
Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.
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imdead2124 · 2 days
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Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
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nateofgreat · 22 hours
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Emerie Karr: The children need more recreation, comfort, and socialization if they're going to grow up to be-
Royce Hemlock: *Sighs* Emerie, why can't you be a cold, shriveled, unfeeling harpy like Dr. Scalder?
Dr. Scalder: *Smugly* Thank you, Doctor.
*Weeks later*
Dr. Scalder: Wait, did he say "shriveled!?"
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alabyte · 6 months
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Tech: I'll explain.
Crosshair: Is this an offer?
Tech: This is a threat.
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Hemlock: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Hunter: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You mess with my daughter and now I'm going to fuck you!
Hemlock:
Omega:
Echo:
Wrecker:
Tech (was held captive by hemlock after he fell):
Crosshair: Well this just got interesting...
Omega: It's "fuck you up", dad.
Hunter: Wait what did I say?
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techwrecker · 3 days
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Tech: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.
Crosshair: And you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol— it’s science.
Tech: NO, THATS NOT—
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