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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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third-generation-female-warrior · 2 months

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Spoiler-Free Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hunter: Did you check your lunch? I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Omega, opening the bag: Hunter, this is a 10-page letter.

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Phee, unbuttoning shirt: Damn, it's so hot in here!

Tech: I get that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Hunter: My daughter said she really wants to watch "Murder on the Polar Express" and shit now so do I.

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Wrecker: Can we go to Dex's? Shakes are 1.99 right now!

Echo: I thought you were lactose intolerant?

Wrecker: Not at that price!

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Omega: Crosshair, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Crosshair: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Omega.

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Omega: Hey, Crosshair, are you awake?

Crosshair: What?

Omega: Are you awake?

Crosshair: Who do you think said "what"?

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Echo: What is your biggest fear?

Rex: Oh, I'm incredibly arachnophobic.

Wrecker: You don't want the spiders to get married?

Rex: ......

Tech, sighing while putting his fork down: Wrecker, why-

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Crosshair: Hey, nerd!

[Echo, Tech, and Omega all turn around]

Crosshair: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 6 days

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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

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thebaddestofbatches · 1 year

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Crosshair: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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chopper-base · 1 year

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Crosshair: ...can I shoot him?

Hunter: Cross, we are in public

Crosshair:

Hunter:

Crosshair:

Hunter: ...wait til there's no witnesses

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multi-fandom-123675931 · 11 months

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Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Tech: I don't think you can fight because your in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Echo can fight in that dress either.

Echo: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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dangraccoon · 11 months

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And now presenting…

The Bad Batch as Chaotic Out-of-Context Quotes from My Family

Wrecker: “We need a shipload of duct tape.”

Hunter: “…a what?!”

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Echo: “Three horsepower garbage disposal with chrome accessories.”

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Omega: “I got it! I got it! *splash* I don’t got it.”

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Tech, about Crosshair: “Terminal velocity cat to the face.”

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Rex & Echo, S2E8, 13:50: “Everyone likes a good knee slide.”

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Wrecker: “Can I have my diet Coke and my lighter fluid please?”

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Crosshair: “I need a melon-baller; I tire of my vision.”

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Tech: “I have all social grace of an autistic bulldozer.”

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Wrecker: “Fishing. Omelets. Pancakes.”

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Hunter: “Frost in the field.”

Tech: “Frogs?”

Wrecker: “Bras on the field?”

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Echo: “The gears of capitalism are greased by the blood of the workers.”

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Tech: “Huh. This is decidedly not neat.”

Echo: “I rescind my ‘neat’.”

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Omega & Wrecker: “I don’t like chocolate chip cookies, like I don’t like breathing!”

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Omega: “I am as smart as a lobster. I am smarter than a frog.”

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Tech: “There are legitimate cheese caves.”

Echo: “Not illegitimate caves.”

Crosshair: “Bastard caves!”

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Let me know if you want more, we have b a c k l o g s 😂

Masterlist

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momojedi · 8 months

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The Bad Batch as Vines, Pt. ???

Hunter: I should’ve left you on that landing platform where you were standing.

Crosshair:

Crosshair: BUT YA DIDN’T

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haven-is-happy · 2 years

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Echo: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders

Hunter: me after I take 17 painkillers and start seeing the gun man

Echo: The WHO???

Hunter: Oh so this is no longer a safe space

Tech:

Tech: Crosshair

Tech: He means Crosshair

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sithzuko · 2 years

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omega: so tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing chess and say all the things we like about each other!

kidnapper, crying: hunter already paid the ransom, please go home-

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tattycoram · 1 month

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*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all

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third-generation-female-warrior · 19 days

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More Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hemlock: "We know you're breaking the rules, Omega."

Omega, internally: "Play dumb!"

Omega, out loud: "Who's Omega?"

Omega, internally: "Not that dumb!"

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Crosshair: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Hunter: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Crosshair: I never understood why anyone would care so much about their dumb little sisters until I got one myself.

Crosshair, holding up Omega: I've only been on the run with her for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this space port and then myself.

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[Omega has locked herself in her "room"]

Emerie, banging on the door: You are SO finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in a blender, push puree, and then bake you into a pie and feed it to the doctor! And when he says "Mmm, this is great! What's your secret, I'm gonna say-

[Hemlock walks by and stops to look at him.]

Emerie: Love... a-and patience...

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[Family Game Night]

Hunter: You walk into a room and the only way to escape is by writing the name of a real person on a piece of paper, but this will kill that person.

Crosshair and Omega: [Stars writing}

Wrecker, looking at Crosshair's paper: Cross... Crosshair, you only need to write one name-

Hunter, looking at Omega's paper: Stop that! I said stop! You can't write your own name-!

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Crosshair, looking at Ventress: I could take her.

Hunter: In a fight right?

Crosshair: ...

Hunter: You mean in a fight, right?!

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Omega: Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without brains!

Ventress: A small ray of hope for your brothers...

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 11 months

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Hunter: This is Crosshair. Crosshair loves his personal space.

*Y/N hugging Crosshair tightly*

Hunter: This is Y/N. Y/N also loves Crosshair’s personal space.

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thebaddestofbatches · 2 years

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Omega: *entering the room wearing eyeliner and ripped jeans*

Hunter: Uh, good morning? Do you want something to eat?

Omega: Does it matter? There’s no point. We’re going to die soon anyway.

Hunter: Ok. This is fine. I can handle another emo phase.

Crosshair: The fuck do you mean ‘another?!’

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chopper-base · 1 year

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Tech: Come on, when have my calculations ever been wrong?

Crosshair: well-

Tech: Shut the kriff up. That was one time

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stars-n-spice · 2 years

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Echo: I was arguing with Tech and in the middle of it, he took off his glasses and said, "I don't want to see you right now." Hunter: He said the same thing to me earlier...

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