Tech: "I've analyzed the situation thoroughly."
Hunter: "Great, now can you explain it in plain Basic?"
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!!
anakin, sighing: yeah i know
cody: when did you learn mando'a?????
anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Rex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Anakin: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Obi-Wan isn’t
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Cody: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Fox: What club?
Wolffe: The hating Fox club.
Fox: …The kriff? I should be the leader of that club!
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Ahsoka: Will Obi-Wan approve of this?
Anakin: Of course! Don’t you trust me?
Ahsoka: No.
Anakin: Good, you’re catching on
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How Clone Trooper Fireball got his name
Canon: idk he probably blew something up
Fanon: First shore leave, he drank too much Fireball and vomited all over his CO. Now whenever his battalion visits 79's and Pitbull's song plays, everyone pauses and points at him whenever Mr. 305 intones "FIREBALL!"
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Anakin: Hey, Obi-Wan! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Obi-Wan: To get to the other side?
Anakin: You were supposed to say "No Idea, why?"!
Obi-Wan: *Sigh* Fine. Why?
Anakin: To get to the idiots house.
Obi-Wan: Ok...
Anakin: Knock, knock.
Obi-Wan: No.
Anakin: Master, please!
Obi-Wan: Fine! Who's there?!
Anakin: The chicken.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: Listen here you little sh-
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras
Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app
Tech: *taps the screen*
Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Omega: I made this friendship bracelet for you
Crosshair: you know I'm not really a jewelry person
Omega: you don't have to wear it
Crosshair: no I'm gonna wear it forever fuck off
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with?
cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir.
obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question.
cody: you're my superior officer, sir.
obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now.
cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away-
obi-wan: but-
cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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Obi-Wan: Count Dooku
Dooku: Master Kenobi
Anakin: Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan: That's your own name
Anakin: It was the only one left !
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omega: *showing off batcher*
omega: can we keep her?
wrecker: hunter’s allergic
crosshair: hunter can stay outside
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Anakin: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Ahsoka: Having fun at your expense? Yeah. Really a lot.
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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