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imdead2124 · 4 days
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Tech: "I've analyzed the situation thoroughly."
Hunter: "Great, now can you explain it in plain Basic?"
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imdead2124 · 5 days
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Hunter: I’m an idiot.
Crosshair:
Tech:
Echo:
Wrecker:
Hunter:
Crosshair: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Omega: We still love you!
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imdead2124 · 7 days
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Tech: So that’s my plan.
Crosshair : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Tech: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Crosshair : It fucking sucks.
Tech: That’s not constructive criticism.
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imdead2124 · 8 days
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Hunter: Tell Omega about the birds and the bees.
Tech: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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imdead2124 · 11 days
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Crosshair: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Tech: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Crosshair: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Echo: edible
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imdead2124 · 12 days
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Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?
Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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imdead2124 · 13 days
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Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
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imdead2124 · 15 days
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Omega, holding up a tooka she found: Dad, can we keep him
Hunter: ... What did Echo say
Omega: He said no
Hunter: Then why are you asking me?
Omega: Because Echo's not the boss of you
Hunter:
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imdead2124 · 15 days
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Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
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imdead2124 · 16 days
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?
Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*
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imdead2124 · 16 days
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Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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imdead2124 · 16 days
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?
Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*
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imdead2124 · 17 days
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Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
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imdead2124 · 17 days
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Echo: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Hunter: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Crosshair: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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imdead2124 · 17 days
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Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
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imdead2124 · 17 days
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Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad
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imdead2124 · 18 days
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