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imdead2124 · 15 days

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Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!

Wrecker : Too late!!!

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themistymountainscold · 1 month

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omega: *showing off batcher*

omega: can we keep her?

wrecker: hunter’s allergic

crosshair: hunter can stay outside

#this would have been funny #incorrect quotes #star wars #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb batcher #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #clone force 99

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sanshinexx · 3 months

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Don't worry guys he's fine, it just took him a while to find his way back because he can't fucking see anything :]

[More incorrect quotes and other tbb art here]

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gamelpar · 1 month

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Hunter: You've made a big mistake kidnapping us together

Tech: Very true

Separatist: Oh yeah? And why is that?

Wrecker: Together we're stronger and—

Crosshair: We're annoying as fuck

#tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tcw #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

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tattycoram · 6 months

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Hunter: Call the batch they're not listening to me Echo: I'm not their mother Hunter: Just do it Echo: Ok everyone, line up we're going back to the ship Tech, Wrecker, Crosshair and Omega: *Immediately walk over to the Marauder* Echo: Hunter: Echo: No listen LISTEN, I'm not their-

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maestro030403 · 9 days

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Average night on the Marauder

Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?

Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.

Wrecker: Monsters?

Omega: What monsters?

Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed.

Wrecker: But what monsters?

Hunter: No monsters.

Omega: Just bed bugs.

Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?

Echo: All of you go to sleep

*Quiet for a minute*

Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn

Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me

Wrecker: No fair

Crosshair: She just likes me best

Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues.

Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep

*Quiet for another minute*

Omega: I need some water

Wrecker: I have to use the refresher

Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment

Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!

Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?

Crosshair: Okay, mom.

#tbb headcanons #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb echo #tbb batcher

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smw-on-kamino · 29 days

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The Sad Batch + Text Posts pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4

~Crosshair special~

#crosshair #tbb #star wars #incorrect quotes #the bad batch #text posts #meme #funny #crack #mystuff #hunter #wrecker #omega #tech #echo #siblings #clones

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third-generation-female-warrior · 2 months

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Spoiler-Free Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hunter: Did you check your lunch? I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Omega, opening the bag: Hunter, this is a 10-page letter.

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Phee, unbuttoning shirt: Damn, it's so hot in here!

Tech: I get that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Hunter: My daughter said she really wants to watch "Murder on the Polar Express" and shit now so do I.

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Wrecker: Can we go to Dex's? Shakes are 1.99 right now!

Echo: I thought you were lactose intolerant?

Wrecker: Not at that price!

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Omega: Crosshair, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Crosshair: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Omega.

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Omega: Hey, Crosshair, are you awake?

Crosshair: What?

Omega: Are you awake?

Crosshair: Who do you think said "what"?

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Echo: What is your biggest fear?

Rex: Oh, I'm incredibly arachnophobic.

Wrecker: You don't want the spiders to get married?

Rex: ......

Tech, sighing while putting his fork down: Wrecker, why-

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Crosshair: Hey, nerd!

[Echo, Tech, and Omega all turn around]

Crosshair: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

#incorrect bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #tbb #the bad batch #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb echo

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nerfpuncher · 2 months

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Wrecker: I had a dream that you were a bottle of mustard, and I was ketchup. Which is weird, cause normally you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Rex, wondering what he was thinking taking a night watch shift with Wrecker: That's something you should ask Echo.

#the bad batch #star wars #the clone wars #tbb wrecker #captain rex #rex really does not know how to deal with this #hes the tired dad telling the kids to ask their mother #and their mother is Echo #incorrect bad batch quotes

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zaana · 10 months

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Based on a little snippet by @starlightandtea

I'm new to drawing comics, I need more practice :D

#star wars #the bad batch #omega #crosshair #wrecker #fanart #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #also inspired by shyranno's wonderful comics #fan comic

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 16 days

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Wrecker: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.

Y/N: I’m not playing your silly little games.

Crosshair: *walks in*

Y/N, immediately standing up: Fine I’ll do it, rules are rules.

#incorrect quotes #star wars #incorrect star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb crosshair x reader #incorrect crosshair quotes #crosshair x reader #bad batch crosshair #tbb wrecker #the bad batch x reader

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same-crazy-art-girl34 · 2 months

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Omega: when I am rich

*points to Hunter*: you're getting therapy

*points to Tech, Wrecker and Echo*: you're getting therapy

*points to Crosshair*: you're getting double therapy

Omega: EVERYONE'S healing

Omega: yes :)

#the bad batch #omega #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #bad batch #incorrect quotes #incorrect bad batch quotes

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alitherandom · 1 month

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Omega, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Wrecker: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Omega: Ohhhh-

Hunter: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#the bad batch #bad batch #bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes tbb #incorrect quotes #bad batch wrecker #wrecker tbb #bad batch hunter #hunter tbb #bad batch omega #omega tbb

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gamelpar · 1 month

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Wrecker: [trips on nothing]

Crosshair: Haha, what an idiot.

[Two minutes later after Wrecker has left the room]

Crosshair, punching the air: What’s your fucking problem, huh? What’d he ever do to you?!?

#tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes

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themistymountainscold · 1 year

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hunter: the floor is lava!

wrecker: *helps omega onto the counter*

crosshair: *kicks tech off the sofa*

echo: *lays on the floor*

hunter: ...are you okay?

echo: no.

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