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Y/N: So hypothetically if we were to do this thing
Obi-Wan: No
Anakin: So hypothetically if we did this thing 20 minutes ago
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Y/N: Thank you for not saying “I told you so.”
Obi-Wan: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.
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Y/N: What's a metaphor?
Crosshair: My life's a train wreck.
Y/N: I know that, Cross, but what's a metaphor?
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[Anakin and Y/N are sitting on a bench]
Obi-Wan: What's wrong, why do you both look so sad?
Anakin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Obi-Wan: *sits down*
Y/N: The bench is freshly painted.
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Wrecker: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.
Y/N: I’m not playing your silly little games.
Crosshair: *walks in*
Y/N, immediately standing up: Fine I’ll do it, rules are rules.
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Wrecker, on the comm: Y/N, I think I'm lost.
Y/N: Where?
Wrecker: I don't think you understand what lost means?
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Steve: *about Bucky and a girl* They make a cute couple, huh?
Y/N : They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.
Y/N: I'm sorry??
Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.
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Buck : Did Y/N just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Bobby : Yeah, she did
Bucky : And did I just do finger guns back?
Bobby, patting his shoulder : Yeah, you did
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Obi-Wan: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?
Y/N: Well, it’s kind of complicated, but Anakin-
Obi-Wan: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Din: You see the blue wire?
Y/N: Yeah. *Reaches for the blue wire*
Din: Don’t touch the blue wire.
Y/N: *Recoils away from the blue wire* Start with don’t!
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Anakin: Obi-Wan won’t trace it back to us.
Y/N: Are you kidding me? Obi-Wan always traces things back to us. He’s probably tracing things that we haven’t even done yet back to us!
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Anakin: You’ve got that face on again.
Y/N: What face?
Anakin: The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.
Y/N: This is my normal face.
Anakin: Yes it is.
Y/N: Oh, shut up.
Anakin: Not a chance.
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Tech: You are not coming with us. You're still recovering.
Y/N: What? I want to come. I'm fine, I feel great.
Tech: Really?
Y/N: Never better.
Tech: How many fingers am I holding up?
Y/N: I don't have to answer that.
Tech: How many fingers? It is a simple question for someone in a robust state of health, isn't it?
Y/N: Four.
Tech: ...Four?
Y/N: Four... ish
Tech: No, Y/N, I am not holding up four-ish fingers.
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Y/N: I'd like you to remember how much you adore us.
Anakin: And how dull your life would be without us.
Obi-Wan: ...What did you do?
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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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Y/N: Is that your hand on my ass?
House: Yep, it was an accident.
Y/N: Your hand is still on my ass.
House: Accidentally.
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