Crosshair: I'm here to pick Omega up
Teacher: She's in detention
Crosshair: What?
Teacher: She misbehaved in class and now must spend an hour here after school
Crosshair: I know what detention is. I mean what did she do?
Teacher: She brought a knife to school
Crosshair: That's illegal?
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So, I was just re-watching the Bad Batch intro arc of the Clone Wars, and a thought struck me.
When Anakin, Rex, Echo, and the Batch are trapped on that pipe, Anakin (sarcastically) asks if anyone has a brilliant idea for an escape attempt . . . and then Tech pipes up that he does have a brilliant idea (thank you so much for asking, General Skywalker). And it turns out that Tech’s idea is completely batshit (ha!) nuts and Utter Ludicrous (TM).
Like, Anakin’s just standing there, clearly thinking, “Wait, that was an option? Flying out on these lizard creatures was so far done on the list of possible solutions that I didn’t even consider it . . . and I’m always involved in coming up with the Ridiculous Plans (To Succeed). This is crazy, even for me.”
And then I realized — Tech just out-Anakin-Skywalker-ed Anakin Skywalker. He surprised the guy who is known across the galaxy as being the hero without fear. Anakin got a taste of what it’s like to deal with his improvisations and plans that shouldn’t work (but somehow do).
I really hope he had a moment of clarity and self-reflection, where he thought, “Oh, so this is what that feels like. Obi-Wan was right. Dealing with someone who has a penchant for Ridiculous Plans is stressful!”
And perhaps, Obi-Wan felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction back on Anaxes when Anakin’s realization rippled back to him through the Force.
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Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug. See how many you get back 😊 Now let the hugging begin! 💜
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STAR WARS: The Clone Wars/The Bad Batch © George Lucas/ Dave Filoni/ LucasFilm/ Disney
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wym this never happened in the show i was right there
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His tattoo faded since tcw i can’t😭😭😭
Also this comparison made me realize even more how stunning is the animation in tbb season three. Because like when the last season of the clone wars came out everyone was so stunned by the animation, we thought that that’s it that’s peak star wars animation and then came the bad batch. And it exceeded everything that came before, especially season three.
Also can we just mention how much more detailed Crosshair’s face is? Plus the difference in animation really emphasizes the suffering he’s been through, and how much time has passed during these two and a half seasons.
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"mUrDeR"
"no"
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Hemlock after he poisoned Crosshair:
This is a wip lol
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...This isn't my best work, all right...but have a rough sketch of Crosshair in (the beginnings of) an ugly Christmas sweater.
😅😅
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My Bad Batch/Clone Wars hyper fixation isn't ending anytime soon. I'm taking this moment to share my favorite clone.
I'm not sure this is really much of a surprise given the theme of this blog, but yeah, it's Crosshair.
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the lovely @vivaislenska and her techfographic inspired me to draw crosshair riding a purrgil!
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10. “Don't hesitate, just kiss me."
Crosshair x Reader, ~romantic~ (or as romantic as crosshair can get lol!)
Congrats on 100 followers, you deserve it!
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Good Girl
Crosshair x Fem!Reader
Pairing: Crosshair x Fem!Reader
Tags & Warnings: suggestive themes, allusion to alcohol
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: Thank you so much for sending in a request!!! This was a lot of fun to write. Oh, and I was listening "Right Round" by Flo Rida when I wrote this so, uh, take that however you want 😉 I hope you like it!
“Well, this is awkward,” you whisper to yourself as the bottleneck stops in front of Crosshair. Who’s idea was it to play this game again?
You do want to kiss him, badly, but you wonder if he even wants to kiss you back. You can’t tell with the death stare he’s giving you.
You crawl across the floor on your hands and knees and stop right in front of his face. He instinctively leans back a little. You sigh and lean in closer and close your eyes. “Don’t hesitate, just kiss me.”
Crosshair smirks. “Only if you’re a good girl.”
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Crosshair: I lost Hunter
Echo: How do you lose Hunter?
Crosshair: In my defense he is very small
Hunter, in the distance: FUCK YOU
Crosshair: There he is
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Random headcanon: Crosshair would be such an amazing father figure to two chaotic, traumatized, murderous girls. You can not tell me he wouldn't be a reluctant father figure in that scenario and also platonically co-parent with a crazy magic lady!
Am I secretly referring to a fanfiction that I've been writing and have in Ao3? Noooooo! Not at all!
I actually am. Please read it. I worked hard on it, but it's cool if you don't want to. I'm feeling anxious now I’m sorry bye.
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STAR WARS: The Clone Wars/The Bad Batch © George Lucas/ Dave Filoni/ LucasFilm/ Disney
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BELOW PAR BONANZA: WINNERS
Well, the second poll of this account is at an end. Due to my personal issues, I wasn't here to hype up this poll like the sexiest clone bonanza, for that I apologize.
But alas! We are here now to announce which clone trooper would be the worst at pleasing someone in bed!
For 3rd place we have:
DOGMA!
For 2nd place we have:
NEYO!
AND IN 1ST PLACE WE HAVE (to no one's surprise):
CROSSHAIR
Thank you all for the huge amount of voters and memes in the tags and reblogs. There are still ongoing polls to vote for (Heroic Hair Bonanza, the clone with the best non-standard haircut) and my upcomming miscellaneous poll I have coming up
Thank you all, once again
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Crosshair in TCW: Playful, Family-oriented, Protective, Logic, Sound Reasoning, Healthy Suspicion, Teamwork, Salute to the Captain™, Shoulder Pat™ to Echo, Accepting of Reg, Anarchy
The writers in charge of Crosshair for TBB:
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