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Often times, people assume Cassandra is the youngest sister because she’s the brattiest and most dramatic one. Her actions are fitting of the spoiled youngest child but nope, she’s the middle child and the actual youngest child is more sensible and doesn’t brat as much
#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#headcanon#don’t get me wrong dani is no angel but she isn’t on Cassandra’s level#cass is batshit and it shows#she’s very spoiled and does what she wants#telling her no breaks her heart#dani is always there taking notes but she doesn’t deliver as well as cass#she tries but she can’t get on Cassandra’s level
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Some Duke Thomas headcanon
This is my personal vision . Please respect
No one of the batkids know how Duke's power actually works, then when Duke says random thing everyone believe in him. If Duke says he can fly, then he can fly, that's that
Duke 100% believes that Cassandra and Damian are cryptids (for different reasons)
In Cass side - there was this day when he was watching a movie when he suddenly felt something sitting next to him, it was Cass. He didn't even see her come in, she didn't even make a sound, she just show up in one blink
In Damian side - there one night were only Duke and Damian in the library, Duke then saw something shiny through the window outside the house, It made him anxious, but Damian just looked at him blankly and said with a morbid calm "can you see them too? Today is a really beautiful night, they are dancing" (Damian can see ghost in canon)
After he finds out about the Cow and Goliath (he still have questions about Goliath) he made the decision not to be impressed by any strange animals in the house, assuming they all belonged to Damian. Do they have a chicken in the dining room? Damian's new pet. Is there a snake around the house? Damian's new pet. Is there an ancient squid-like being dressed as a bat walking around Gotham? Bruce should make a rule about what kind of animal Damian can adopt
Duke knows about the dead Robin club (Steph, Jason and Damian) and I die for some minutes (Tim), he made the decision of not die. Just he don't die. And somehow HE JUST CAN'T DIE.
in the future Duke (when Bruce retire and the kids just vibes) is called "Duke the Immortal" by his brothers
He actually still watches movies with Damian when the boy is in the town, Dick and Steph are the one who join them the most
One time Duke finds Jason's library (that house is HUGE), he still don't figure out who that library belong to but that place is so cozy, he really likes it
Also he and Jason are the street smarth duo
On a patrol they don't even need to use words to understand what the other wants to do, just a few slight signals and everything is solved
Even though he is in charge of patrol during the day, he may still be called "Robin" by the ghotamites (he has mixing feelings about this)
He is definitively not "the normal one", he enjoy the chaos in the same way of the others gremlins, he just never gets caught
Since he was adopted by Bruce, he has a list of heroes and celebrities he wants to meet
Like every Gotham child he admired Batman and Robin, but now that he knows them all... Duke has some regrets...
he realized from day one that neither Jason nor Damian has a warm body, but he never said it out loud for fear of pushing a button
Duke and Dick are the most emotionally intelligent in the house, Duke just don't bring this often
he has a sketchbook and likes to draw about his day, random doodles about the villian, some batshit thing and random things he saw on patrol
He is also, after Dick, who can take care of a kid with no problem
If he has some questions about some vigilant stuff (like the pit, owl people and others crazy stuff) he asked Alfred or Babs. The motive is: he doesn't trust that the others will give him the complete answer (after the "they're big evil" or "the things made boom near them" Duke was tired of asking and decided to go to Alfred to know the correct information)
He doesn't see Bruce as a father, more like a weird uncle, but he really bonds with the kids, he still doesn't know how to label this yet but he enjoys their company
Some batkid headcanon: Damian || Duke || Cassandra || Stephanie || Tim || Jason || Dick
#dc comics#duke thomas#batfamily#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily headcanons#batfam headcanons
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SHE IS SO NERODIVERGENT OMG. i pretty much described the first few episodes to my friend as “rapunzel is autistic and no one else knows how to handle an autistic person” pffft. she’s just so. gosh. she’s so full of love :( she went through so much for her Entire life up until now but she’s still so full of love and passion and sometimes that’s what end up being her downfall, because no one else is taking the time to understand her and they misinterpret how she acts on her care for them. but she just wants to help people :((
SHES SOOO AUTISTIC AND THATS LIKE. HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE THATS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF HOW THE SHOW ENDED UP PORTRAYING HER bc it definitely has a lot of flaws but like. she has a lot of traits that neurotypical people would typically consider “childish” or “immature” but the show doesn’t infantilize her for it and as an autistic person thats something that makes me really warm and fuzzy inside…..i think she should be Weirder and i think everyone should love her for it!!!!! AND I THINK THEY DO!!!! i will never let go of the idea that cass and varian despite everything they went through will be in her life forever. they care way too deeply abt each other to just let go because of a misunderstanding on rapunzel’s part!!!!! also cass has a massive gay crush on her so she couldn’t remove her from her life even if she tried /j
nothing about rapunzel is neurotypical and i stand by that tbh. its not even just the missing social cues things its the way she’s so in touch with the world,,, like the way shes always barefoot bc shoes feel weird and restricting? like THAT’S AUTISM? literally i have an autistic friend who’s sensory seeking and she said the exact same thing SHE’S JUST AUTISTIC BRO
sorry i can actually go SO in depth on how exactly i think rapunzel’s autism presents. like she’s the kind of autistic who’s really soothed by deep pressure and thats what she always gives everyone big tight bear hugs bc gothel never let her do that but she’s just trying to share that comfort it always gives her. (varian is like this too so they always squeeze each other SOOO tight when they hug and it looks really uncomfortable from an outside perspective but they’re both THRILLED.) she’s the kind of person who has tons of vocal stims and is always bouncing around in some way. she bites people but like Lovingly. she loves weird smells like rubbing alcohol and people have to take it away from her bc they don’t want her to inhale the fumes for too long. when she was a kid she climbed all over EVERYTHING she climbed on the tower roof a lot too if it weren’t for gothel’s gaslighting she would’ve figured out a way to escape by the time she was like 6 years old. she’s hyper emphatic in the way that she grows super attached to inanimate objects. she enjoys trying the most batshit food combinations just to see what they taste like and she usually ends up enjoying them. she’s banned from the kitchen bc once she put ketchup on a hard boiled egg. she’s the kinda person who only uses swears for Special Occasions.
i actually have this one cassunzel fic bookmarked that’s mostly focused on autistic rapunzel and i hold it SOOOO close to my heart i think about it literally all the time ITS CANON TO ME OK. SHE HAS A COMFORT BLANKET AND ITS THE ONE SHE WAS WRAPPED IN WHEN GOTHEL TOOK HER FROM THE CASTLE…..IT HAS THE SUN CREST ON IT AND THATS HOW SHE STARTED PAINTING IT. IT MAKES ME SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP BC I HAD A COMFORT BLANKET WHEN I WAS A KID AND I COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT IT. AUGHHH.
rapunzel is the sweetest person in thw world i wholeheartedly believe everyone loves her. LIKE SHE BASICALLY REDEEMED *counting on my fingers* LIKE AT LEAST 6 CRIMINALS??? PROBABLY MORE??? and at the same time shes so Weird. like i think shes weird in a very specific way that doesn’t even have anything to do with the autism shes just kind of a freak bc like she grew up in a tower for 18 years ofc she is. like i think shes so infatuated with the world as a whole she loves Everything shed treat the worlds most venomous creature like a little puppy. whenever eugene is screaming about bugs in the castle shes like “awwwww little guy :(“ and goes and picks him up and brings him outside. shes like holding a tarantula the size of her hand like “eugene how could you be scared of this little face :(“ and eugene’s like “Blondie we need to burn this whole castle down”
its basically canon too like remember that one scene in beginnings where she brought that whole fucking wolf out from the woods and he just didn’t even bother her like they were chill. all animals are chill with rapunzel like that.
but also she probably ate bugs once like one day she got really bored in the tower and she saw pascal eating a bug and shes like “Oh huh i bet it must taste good” and so she just tried eating a couple of bugs because she could. and yknow what she probably liked it too but the only reason she doesn’t anymore is bc she feels bad for the bugs.
i also think she was weird in a sense that like…when she was in the tower something about her always just seemed a little Off yk? something about the way she stared or her body language…it was because of the abuse ofc. but like she generally had this very porcelain doll look to her. like she was so slim and frail (malnourished) and she was strangely pale and the few freckles over her nose just seemed Too perfect. everything about her just looked untouchable, unreal, almost uncanny…..something abt it just made you uneasy but you could never put your finger on Why. and i think it’s especially clear when people look at her like ten or so years down the line…she’s much healthier, shes got some more weight on her, she looks much more comfortable in her body. she always has the biggest grin on her face. she’s got a light tan and shes absolutely COVERED in freckles from head to toe. scars and birthmarks and stretch marks on her skin tell this story of the life she’s lived and what she’s seen. she’s covered in tattoos, all designed herself (because you cant convince me she wouldn’t go CRAZY as soon as she finds out about tattoos ok.) shes always bouncing around everywhere, theres happiness literally RADIATING from her and shes so bright it’s blinding….
GOD she makes me so emotional. she is just so full of love and joy……….she draws pascal with freckles so they match……her favorite color is all of them….she’d sacrifice her life for all of her friends any day. she totally gets all huffy when her loved ones try to care for her when shes sick because she doesn’t want them to get sick too. yk the way everyone talks abt princess diana like thats how everyone in the tangled universe talks abt rapunzel i feel. i’m just. FUCK. PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH.
#rapunzel tag#pansy rambling again#sorry i have so mucj more in my head but its like almost 5 am bro im just vomiting this out rn#PPL ALWAYS EITHER INFANTALIZE OR VILLAINIZE HER IT DRIVES ME CRAZY.#LIKE GOD FORBID A WOMAN BE A LITTLE SILLY.
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Jason Todd Headcannons
I will probably add more later, because I surely forgot a few.
Half of these don't make sense, but they're fun.
Jason is a huge Literature nerd and an even bigger Jane Austen fan. He's also a huge romance lover. But he likes the wholesome cutesy shit. (I also think he just loves poems) But even so, he likes Shakespeare especially the tragedies like Macbeth.
He is the only Bat Alfred allows in the kitchen. Jason used to learn to cook from/help cook with Alfred back in his Robin days. Thus he is a surprisingly good cook, second only to Alfred.
Jason smoked when he was an Alley kid before being Robin and he still smokes as Red Hood. He also smokes on rooftops while Bruce has his Galas and the press are all over it.
This one is kinda funny but I love the idea of the Wayne family being like the Kardashians of Gotham (just much more useful) and Dick and Jason are absolute heartthrobs. (I'm so going to elaborate on this with detail in another post)
The Bat-fam don't know about the all-blades, or the all-caste. Because the situation just never called for it.
Anesthesia or sedatives either don't work on him, or wear off him much faster than normal. Same with alcohol.
Being a Gothamite, a Bat, and trained with the League Of Assassins, I imagine Jason has trained himself to have immunity to poisons and toxins (mostly but not all) (I believe its called Microdosing)
Jason has that good old white tuft of hair. Whether from head trauma or the Lazarus remains a mystery.
Jason is dramatic as hell. And extremely petty too. Spite drives this man. He does everything he can (no matter how small or big it might be) to spite Bruce.
Most of his younger siblings don't prank him unless they're looking for all out war, in which him, Dick and Steph form an alliance and go batshit insane (pun not intended)
Leading me to my next point: Jason is very competitive.
He's also a horrible role model because whenever any of the siblings fight (namely Tim and Damian) he just makes shit worse and watches the chaos he helped create.
Jason is big on revenge. He has a list is all I'm saying.
Jason probably has claustrophobia (what with being stuck in a damn coffin and all that)
I think that all of the bat siblings (except Dick, because he has the Big Bro power) has a blackmail list on everyone in the house. But no one can seem to find blackmail for Jason just because Jason is so damn good at covering up what he does that even if it was obvious he did something, there'd be no evidence of it.
Which leads to the fact that I think Jason is an extremely good liar. And he uses that to make his lies really weird and borderline crazy but people still believe him because he's just so convincing. Like, whenever he lies to Bruce, Bruce just believes it. And the other batkids are in the corner like: what??? It wasn't even a convincing lie!! But then they find out about an instance Jason has pulled this shit on them and realise how believable it actually is. (And that was only when he was caught) but Jason never does this to Alfred, because no matter what Alfred can always catch his lies.
Jason regularly has tea time with Alfred. They talk about books, food, Jason's schemes to fuck with his family and Alfred secretly gives him ideas. But everyone else in the family aside from Bruce and Jason always think Alfred is this innocent old man.
Also one of my favourites is that Jason jokes about his death. A lot. Everytime he sees an opportunity he takes it. Bruce and Dick (and to some degree Tim) are so uncomfortable everytime he does it, but Steph and Damian find it the funniest thing ever. Duke has absolutely no clue why Jason keeps making these jokes about dying, because no one told the poor guy. Cass is as clueless as Duke and Babs is always caught so off guard by it. Alfred is always mortified but he doesn't show it because he knows its Jason's coping mechanism.
I wholeheartedly believe that Jason drops off the face of the Earth occasionally. He just goes completely off-grid, no one (except sometimes Roy or Steph) know how to contact him or where he went. Not a single bat can find him when he does this. And that half the time he's doing this, he's just going to the Fields Of All to hang out with Ducra and some monks, or having mother son bonding time with Talia. Then the other half he's either having a nuch needed vacation in the beach, or going on a extremely dark and broody conquest to solve a large case and ultimately failing into its rabbithole and never attempting to get out. (He hates to admit it, but it's a lot like Bruce sometimes)
When Jason is out as Jason Wayne he totally wears makeup. Either just foundation to cover up his scars, or when he's feeling it maybe some black eyeliner and eyeshadow for Galas. So almost nobody recognises him as Jason Wayne while he's in normal civvies and he can wander Gotham freely. (Unlike Dick, who has to style his hair differently, wear a cap, change his wardrobe and still gets paparazzis)
Jason regularly quotes book and poems and the only person who has a chance of understanding him is Alfred.
This whole tumblr post.
Jason died before the Internet became as huge as it is now. So, Jason is the least technologically advanced in the family. He's the equivalent of a grandfather. Barely can use a computer without yelling for someone. Goes into Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss mode upon realising the stupidity of the scenario. It drives Tim and Babs insane. More of that here.
Everyone knows he loves Wonder Woman. He has Wonder Woman clothes, a bottle, a figurine, comics, etc. Once, he got a small tattoo of her logo under his ear mainly to spite Bruce. (Because he has accepted that, that's half his life purpose at this point).
But secretly, under the Wonder Woman jackets and tucked in between the pages of the comics are Green Arrow shirts and bookmarks. Only because he knows Bruce notices these small things and it gnaws away at him because Jason has never touched Batman merch since his ressurection. Roy does the same thing but with Batman merch.
Jason and Damian met in the League Of Assassins and were pretty close before going to Gotham for entirely different reasons. No one in the family knows about this and always wonder why they can communicate so well without using a word. (They did that a lot while sneaking around Nanda Parbat so Ra's wouldn't notice).
Jason and Steph are absolute besties. They're a chaos duo who love tormenting Bruce and are practically bff soulmates. But it's strictly platonic.
He's the kind of guy who would unironically recite a monologue from Macbeth without a hit him, just to motivate his goons.
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The entire basis for D/C in the show is that the two characters are not blood related and interact relatively frequently. That's it.
Now, plenty of ships people ship don't have substantially more than that either. Shipping it isn't crazy. Even thinking that relationship could hypothetically turn romantic isn't entirely crazy. Baseless, sure. Contradicted by everything Dean has ever legitimately indicated about his sexuality, yes. Deeply unlikely because of how fundamentally SPN is based around a different platonic relationship, no kidding. But shows have done weirder shit.
However? Thinking that relationship must be turned romantic because you ship it and dissect every scene - including the scenery and number of eyeblinks - for clues to convince yourself everything is romance-coded so the show owes you to make it a thing? Is absolutely fucking batshit.
Furthermore? Calling the writers, actors, production staff, whoever ~*HoMOpHoBiC*~ for not believing they owe a bunch of randos on the internet to change the story they're actually telling to include something they never intended and repeatedly told you they didn't intend? For thinking it is, in fact, an absurd joke for fans to continue to demand a storyline that doesn't exist outside fanfic and bad meta to be written into the canon? Is batshit with delusional entitlement and faux internet activism on top of it.
The cherry that's inevitably on top of this shit sundae is being supposedly very upset at ill treatment of LGBT+ concerns by SPN ... and yet never holding King Queerbaiter accountable for all the shit he did to lead fans on in trying and keep himself relevant and employed. The guy that repeatedly lied about the writers' intentions. They guy that repeatedly lied about Jensen's feelings about the ship and still makes creepy sexual comments about him. The guy who repeatedly leaked info about original versions of scenes cut or changed because they might mislead fans into thinking that ship was a thing in the canon. The guy who repeatedly teased fans to wait and see, or implied specific upcoming scenes would be D/C. The guy who had a year to realize Bury Your Gays is a bad thing and literally joked about it before fans yelled at him - but hey he was busy planning the ship merch he could sell before his rubes realized Castiel wasn't in the final two episodes. The guy who went through with making that clownshow Castiel's final scene, under the known conditions it would only be done if it was that inherently ambiguous and that unreciprocated. The guy who, at the very same Denver convention Jared is STILL getting shit over, dodged a question about what that scene meant by saying he has his interpretation of what Cass was thinking but doesn't want his answer to be the definitive one on what was happening - in contradiction to all his other bait-y blather at other conventions that it was totally "a homosexual declaration of love" and fans should be mad at anyone saying otherwise or whatthefuckever! So you can't even pretend he queerbaits with conviction - because he has the spine of a jellyfish and the integrity of a Misha Collins. But ~*somehow*~ that's not even questionable, let alone bad, compared to the utter evil of consistently telling them no over and over and over again and finding it ridiculous they won't take that for an answer! OmG HoMoPHoBIA!!! No.
#destihellers#anti misha#transparent as fuck#faux social justice#shipping =/= activism#homophobia =/= refusing to validate my specific ship#words mean things#just give us what we want#and we won't have to call you a homophobe#Misha's queerbaiting wouldn't be queerbaiting#if everyone else also folded like a cheap suit!#so really his bad behavior#and ours#is EVERYONE ELSE'S fault!
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which riverdale character does each batfam member relate to the most? glad you asked!
Dick: he's an archie guy, head-empty-sexy-caring-kind-everyone wants to fuck him? yeah, dick can relate
Jason: obviously he's a cheryl-stan through and through, Lazarus Pit Madness is basically the same as 19th century Lesbianism Hysteria right?
Tim: in case you haven't noticed, he's weird. he's a weirdo. he doesn't fit in and he doesn't want to fit in. have you ever seen him without a stupid bat-accessory? that's weird.
Steph: she is soooo betty cooper it hurts
Damian: veronica. damian's evil-sexy parent is talia obvi
Cass: jellybean jones. weird kid with daddy/mommy issues who commits vandalism for fun and wears a leather jacket? yeah.
Duke: gay kevin.
Bruce: sexy brooding bad-father-who-loves-his-kids-but-is-too-emotionally-fucked-up-to-show-it? complete with several batshit insane exes? yeah, it's FP
Bonus:
Selina: alice cooper
Clark: fred andrews obviously
Talia: toss-up between hiram lodge and jughead's mum (I do Not remember that woman's name, just that she's a milf with dubious morals)
#Jay talks#batfam#batfam headcanons#batkids#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superman#talia al ghul#selina kyle#catwoman#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#Red hood#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#riverdale#archie andrews#betty cooper#veronica lodge#Hiram lodge#cheryl blossom#fp jones#jughead jones
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the au where shiva is Tim's mother has taken over my brain to a worrying extent.
a lot of my dc comics knowledge is still very superficial but I like canonverse despite all its flaws. unfortunately, or fortunately, retcons means I have to make a lot of shit up anyway.
okay, so, au thoughts/summary:
she and Richard Dragon meet whilst training under O-sensei in her early years as Shiva, and have a torrid rivals-to-lovers thing. shiva doesn't realise she's pregnant again until after they've both gone their own ways
there's no dad to take in this one and she has no interest in raising a child herself. but she's curious if, without ever having reason to struggle, this child of two genius fighters would still develop a warriors spirit or inherit her abilities
she picks the Drakes bc they're rich, seem harmless, and also Drake has a similar meaning to Dragon which she finds funny.
She checks on the family occasionally, but its just a "not dead yet" check until Tim suddenly becomes interested in karate and other martial arts (after he realises who batman and robin are). she shows up in the audience of some of his karate competitions but he's definitely Nothing Special, so she peaces out again
until she meets Robin in Paris whilst trying to track down King Snake and recognises his body language. now he's got her attention!
she realises whilst training him that behind his restrained veneer is a future supervillain just waiting for an excuse to go Fucking Batshit. this pleases Lady Shiva and is why she becomes invested in trying to make him snap. he's wasting his potential and running away from what would make him most fulfilled, she is simply being a good mother and encouraging him to be his best self
when he refuses to kill king snake she says some cryptic shit about being like his "real father" which is the first hint Tim has that he's adopted.
but to be the Good Robin and not follow Jason's mistakes, he decides not to delve into that and potentially trigger Bruce into a meltdown. he confirms with Bruce that he was adopted (and Bruce knew about it) since his dad is still comatose, and swears that he isn't interested in his biological parents and won't look into them.
despite being tempted several times, he actually keeps to his word on that
until after his Bad Time where he: lost steph, his dad, and kon; Bart isn't dead yet but is aged up into adulthood; cass has vanished after confronting Shiva; his stepmother, fake uncle and home were all lost when bludhaven got destroyed
in the comics this is when Tim, Bruce and Dick go on a cruise retracing batmans original training journey which was supposed to help heal all their trauma and reset their character arcs (and then Tim comes back and starts trying to clone Kon in a secret basement under titans tower)
here, Tim decides to track down Shiva using the excuse of looking for Cass.
okay here is where my thoughts start splintering out of order so
tim absolutely is Not a genius prodigy martial artist. like he's good in a fight, but that's bc he does a lot of training and is willing to get inventive/creative. his parents being martial artists doesn't mean he inherits Punching Good. he's small and prefers to focus on other skills than fighting, so in a fair fight he'll never match up to people who focus on martial arts.
though on the flipside i can see Shiva viewing his detective's intuition/ability to read a scene for clues as an evolution of her ability to read and manipulate body language, but focused on the world around him rather than an opponent.
idk how to work it in but adoption would for sure complicate Tim and Jack's relationship. Tim can use it to divert suspicion from Robin activities by turning it around on his dad and revealing he figured out the adoption whilst his dad was in a coma, but that only works once.
tim and his dad don't actually sort out their feelings until after tim is forced to quit Robin, with Tim admitting he could have looked up his biological parents with his Robin training and contacts, but the same way his parents 'chose him' to adopt, he also chose to think of Janet and Jack, (and later Jack and Dana), as his Real Parents.
tim is the kind of hypocrite to say that people's parents don't define them whilst also absolutely judging people based on their parents/upbringing. discovering his birth father is some kind of wandering adventurer/vigilante/martial arts teacher? cool! discovering his birth mother is the villainous hitman who keeps trying to convince him to kill people, and wants to fight to the death for Glorious Combat? not cool!
he is Aware that he told kon that having luthors dna didn't define him, but now is worrying that shiva's dna Does change who he is fundamentally. this doesn't make him stop judging himself, it just makes him feel bad about doing so.
he's also aware that worrying about shiva's influence on his dna doesn't make sense bc it doesn't change his opinion on cass being Very Cool and morally upstanding. turns out being aware of your emotional baggage/distorted thinking doesnt fix your problems.
he's already met future evil batman Tim. realising he has a ~killer in his bloodline~ gives him another existential panic about whether he's destined to kill people regardless of how he feels right now.
he doesn't call Shiva his mom/mother. its first names only, although if relevant he'll call her his "biological mother" or "the woman who gave birth to me"
he also is absolutely the sort of person to distinguish between siblings and half-siblings, and after the reveal refers to cass as his half-sister rather than sister, which I can see her disliking and causing friction between them
I think if he does get to meet Richard Dragon it would be bc Dragon trained oracle on how to fight. he seeks out Dragon via Babs with the excuse of wanting to learn from him, whilst really assessing what Dragon is like as a person and whether he wants to admit their relationship (he doesn't realise that this is effectively an inverse of how he and Shiva first met, but I the author like the parallel here)
also this au gives me a perfect opportunity to avoid the evil cass storyline. I think it would be funny for Tim to end up temporarily leading the league of assassins instead of her, but try and make the league stop doing murders bc he isn't being drugged by deathstroke. I mean he already knew somebody who inherited a cult and tried to make them stop doing evil.
this is where I start getting too many contradictory ideas and have to stop typing. I want to read cass's batgirl run and every Shiva appearance in dc, and also eat a cesna light aircraft
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fics i want for the batfam
a fic where damian, duke and tim get lost in England together just as civilians. they're still vigilantes but they're forced on break. Cass is also there but no one but oracle knows. Cass just fucks around making things chaotic.
The Al Ghuls (+jason) hanging out
just a bunch of times where steph is recognised as apable/impressive to the batfam
more dick's batman era fics where they are just found family. all of them. Alfred, Babs, Steph, Dick and damian.
Helena being steph's big sister
dick jason and cass acting immature and childish together (they deserve it)
jay not telling the bats he's hood and just kinda does his killing thing but ends up like being a huge softie with the birds and batman doesn't go on his ass for the killing thing- cause ever since red hood appeared statistics have gotten better. and he becomes like- an ally??? he like goes into the cave but he keeps his hood on and doesn't show his face. and the bats are chill. even funnier if JL/YJ/Titans saw him once or twice and went "who tf is that one?" "hood?" "who is he?" "no fucking clue, but he's really gentle" "he has guns & explosives with kryptonite strapped to his thigh"
cass just having a break down.
Where oracle helps like CONSISTENTLY LIKE FAIL WITHOUT THEM on teams like JL, Titans, BoP, Bats&Birds and YJ and the non-bats/birds try to find out her identity but fail??? and then they're lowkey scared cause holy fuck why do they know so much. Then they meet babs. and are intimidated.
duke and kate eating fries on a rooftop sharing opinions and insights on the bats + duke being comfortable to ask her questions he wouldn't ask the others.
MORE HOGWARTS AUs specifically ones with tim in slytherin, dick&duke in Gryffindor, Jason in Ravenclaw, and Dami & Cass in Hufflepuff and they all thrive in their houses. other things needed are jay with weasely twins, damian sneaking in other towers because he hates hufflepuff at first by purely fucking scaling the walls. cass being a ginny chaos enabler, jason/duke/dick in tri-wizard tournament and helping harry out, duke explaining his meta powers by "haha guys i swear it 's the wiz-waz-wand lmao", them all ditching the yule ball to hangout and play tag in the forbidden woods.
#only in gotham
everytime the gotham sirens called batman a bitch
JL meeting bat's kids (+steph, kate, harper) and thinking holy fucks sake these guys are scarier than batman. Especially constantine and steph (lmao iconic depressed blondes in completely different directions)
damian, jon and billy batson causing mayhem
steph getting to secretly be a single mom (B doesn't know) but every bat +superman (y'know for funnsies let's throw him in to give steph a heart attack) thinks they are the only one who knows.
if steph never met the bats got herself crazy mentors (league even??) and was strong enough to be recruited to titans while being SIGNIFICANTLY younger so it's basically them fighting to adopt spoils. who, no, has not shown her face yet.
wayne memes where social media users talk about how much of a meme the waynes are also who tf is steph she is everywhere but she isn't even famous or a wayne and is she a in-law or step-sis?
benard being the batshit crazy one in him and tims relationship
Oliver queen just witnessing mental breakdowns from every bat (yes even the big man) without them knowing he's there and him just slowly walking away with chips or something trying not to crunch loudly so they won't notice him but he's hallway already crunching.
dick just crashing at different titans places when bruce kicks him out and him REFUSING to explain (no, no one in JL knows where robin is but when he's gone THEY ARE SCARED)
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ok wait but lets revisit camp camp tim drake real quick bc i have Thoughts:
i was debating between photography camp and like,, hero camp? but the only visual element of hero camp i was sure of was blanket cape, and space kid already has one of those sooooo. photography camp.
i wanted him to start at camp pre-figuring out batmans identity so at the time of the camp camp show hes 8
he signed himself up for camp bc he was bored of hanging out alone in his house during break
he insists on returning every year, even post-adoption
idk what the age brackets for summer camp normally are but ive decided camp cambell is 6-18 which seems unrealistic but shhhhh
tim stops going at 17 bc hes a businessman now :( so he attended for 9 years
the campers figure out hes robin kind of slowly over a couple years (max was first ofc)
space kid still doesnt know lol
in this specific au im going with a “well meaning but distant” kind of batfamily
tim thinks of them as more,, friendly coworkers than “family” (except cass of course. cass and tim are brother and sister no matter what idgaf) so tims much more. polite? stiff? with them.
and tim was just like “i have a lot of friends at photography camp, pls let me go.” and they were like “haha ok nerd”
so what im saying is when videos or photos or stories or whatever the fuck come out about tims time at camp (full of cursing, arson and physical violence) the bats are. Shocked.
if i ever set a story in this au itd probably be pretty far post-camp camp when tims like. 19? and itd follow the batfam slowly figuring out the Wild Shit tim did at camp and how feral tim is naturally, and realising how strained their relationship is
ending option A: the batfam is closer than ever for the experience
ending option B: tim leaves (serious bittersweet vibes bc aww the batfam but also he becomes like a counselor or smth which makes him much happier/healthier so.)
mostly itd be a comedic outsider pov kind of fic exploring the batshit insane nature of camp cambell hijinks, through the lens of my fav superheroes
+ i love exploring the aged up cc characters its always so fun
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evan deserves to be angry. he just doesn’t show it often. but every now and again he starts getting distressed and cassidy Knows. and she’s terrified if mad evan. so she calms him down.
and, for some reason, at some point, cass isn’t there to calm him down and evan goes absolutely batshit <3
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2,3,5,11,12 demexbombaxmunxkxlonzxcass
OH BLESS!! OF COURSE!!
2. What does the bed situation look like?
One massive cuddle pile in the family nest!! Munk is usually smothered in the middle, but they all take turns! Although when their kittens were younger, Munk and Demeter were the main ones in the kitten nest (again all five of them took turns, but M&D were the main ones until the kittens were weaned off milk from both parents)
3. Who fights more about stupid things and who ends up having to break up their childish arguments?
Alonzo is usually the one starting stuff with his conspiracy theories and infinite questions he bugs his partners with. He usually ends up arguing with Cass and Bomba, and Munk's the one to break it up bc Demeter is too busy finding the situation hilarious everytime
5. Who do people usually think is the third wheel?
Sadly Cassandra 😔 but really only for the fact that Munk and Alonzo were together as a couple publicly before Alonzo (and Munk ofc) stole Cass' heart with how batshit goofy but genuinely sweet he is. (Demeter and Bomba were a couple before coming to the junkyard and joining the polycule)
11. Who has to drag their partner(s) out to be social?
Demeter is always dragging Cass around to interact with cats more. She respects her mate's boundaries, Cass being an introvert and all, but to quote Demeter: "You need more friends! And no, Mistoffelees being your only friend doesn't count! He's great and all, darling, but you really need to get out more." To which Cass usually just kisses Demeter and tells her she's taking baby steps to making friends 🥺
12. Who has to kill the spiders? And who refuses to even get near them?
Bomba is one of the only ones who will go near spiders. Alonzo claims he isn't afraid of them bc growing up around his mother's roach and beetle students make him invincible.... but as soon as he sees one he's climbing up Bomba asking her to release the spider outside. Cass on the other hand likes to collect spiders and show them off to Misto, sometimes they make the spiders fight (.... losing spider gets eaten by either Plato or Tumble)
#cats musical#cats 1998#jellicle ask#jellicle asks#munkustrap#demeter cats#cassandra cats#alonzo cats#bombalurina#demebombacasslonzostrap#bombaswife
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Reverse Batgirls
Look, I know. Robins are fun to reverse because there are so many and their relationships are interesting. But the fandom has really slept on the effect of Batgirl (Babs and later the others) in such a scenario. So... without further ado, lets do the opposite.
Cass Cain meets a brand new Batman when she stops her father from assassinating Detective Gordon (not yet Commissioner). At 17 (same age she was introduced as originally in NML arc), she becomes a full partner to the young(er) Batman. They develope a very *siblings* type dynamic.
Dick Grayson then becomes Robin (because as part of this, the *arrival of Robins and Batgirls will also be flipped flopped).
Shortly there after, Stephanie becomes Batgirl. Because Cass sees no reason that they need separate names. (Also, if Bruce can take a child in, Cass can have one too.) However her training goes... badly. Mostly like the earliest, utterly batshit training ideas Cass originally put Steph through.
Dick gets shot by the Joker. (Because *major injuries* are also flipped). He becomes Nightwing still but serves the Oracle function.
Steph *very briefly* becomes Robin (sort of? Basically Bruce would try and help train her a bit because he is a meddler at heart). Then Steph 'dies'
Cass leaves for abroad. (Grieving/hunting/you decide)
Jason becomes Robin. Then he becomes Flamebird/Red Robin when Bruce pisses him off. Because Nightwing is there to run to instead of being *in Space* like the cannon timeline.
Tim becomes Robin
Helena becomes Batgirl
Cass shows up to put a stop to *that*. and runs into Babs. The daughter of the cop she saved that one time. Who keeps trying to fight people.
Babs becomes Batgirl.
Tim 'dies'
Steph 'comes back wrong' ala Red Hood
Tim pops back in because it was a bullshit ruse that makes less sense than 'Superboy punched Reality real hard'
I think in this universe, Jason and Dick would be killers (as Flamebird and Nightwing) in the same sense that Oracle is. And that they would probably live in Bludhaven until Tim's 'death'.
I also just... really like the idea of 'I am Vengence' Batman having to deal with 'I Speak Violence (and hand holding)' Batgirl. From like, year 2 or 3. A partnership of two people that care *deeply* about their shared convictions, that *actually have something to teach each other*. Also, baby!Steph and baby!Dick would bug the shit out of each other in the best ways.
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Once again laughing over Teen Wolf and how batshit it is
#13!!! THIRTEEN!!!! THATS SO FUNNY OKAY????#liv talks#yes i know this is cryptic#its a necessity#this show is so batshit#hey nat and cass if youre reading this tell me what you think im talking about
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Miscellaneous Batfam headcanons
Dick
He’s really the only person in the family who can get away with getting out of hostage situations because of his job as a police officer
… but he doesn’t
Yes he uses this as an excuse to hug his family
No he doesn’t feel bad about it
He’s a good actor, he has to be with his job, so if there’s other civilians around or the tied up henchmen are still conscious… well, what kind of asshole wouldn’t hug a sobbing civilian?
Clings to whichever unfortunate sibling is closest when he’s let go
Just… no shame whatsoever
Yeah, the family is more than a little hesitant to help him
Unfortunately for them Dick is pretty much the entirety of the family’s emotional support system
So, eventually, someone caves and goes to rescue him
(Also, one time they didn’t, and he was insufferable for months, and they don’t want a repeat of that)
Babs
Babs knows EVERYTHING
This makes getting around her… difficult
One time she decided to make everyone get over their unhealthy habits
She was mostly just concerned about everyone’s habit of substituting sleep with coffee
They'd done everything to keep Babs from finding out
Checked everywhere for bugs, made sure she wasn’t home, bought new phones, EVERYTHING
And yet when they snuck to the kitchen for food…
The phone started ringing
Cue screaming
They only got back their unhealthy habits by begging… and considering they're the bats…
Well, let’s just say it took a while
Jason
He regularly kidnaps his siblings
It’s a love language, okay?
He might not be good at emotions like Dick is
But he WILL break into everyone’s safehouses, grab them by the back of their shirts, and drag them out for joyrides and ice cream
And that’s just as important, really
The bats are terrible with dealing with emotions and he is perfectly happy to help them avoid their problems
His services also extend to stealing them away from Dick when he’s attempting to get them to open up before they're ready
One text and he’s there
There’s two older siblings, one of them has to be bad, it’s called balance
Tim
The only time he sleeps is when Bruce is attempting to lecture him
Of course, he didn’t start out that way
He’s Tim Drake, after all, he has a duty to be perfect at everything he does
But… there’s only so many times you can listen to the ‘Don’t do reckless stuff’ speech before you can recite it from memory
At this time, lecture time has been changed into nap time
Bruce has started to use this to his advantage
When he notices that Tim hasn’t slept in days he starts lecturing him
One time he had a dream where he was getting the lecture and he had to wake up
Bruce had to scramble to start lecturing again
Tim figured out what was going on after that
But the other option is to listen to the lecture all the way through so he accepts that he has to sleep
Steph
I see your “Jason Todd/Damian Wayne are the embodiment of the Cain Instinct(™)” posts and raise you Stephanie-fucking-Brown
The Wayne Love Language is almost murdering each other and it really shows
Steph walks into a room and it is On Sight
Who punches first? Who knows
(It’s usually Steph)
It’s a smack or be smacked world and Steph is just living in it
No one is safe
At least they get a lot of sparring practice
Cass
You would think that having Cass around as a lie detector would be a good idea
And, on paper, you’d be right
She can tell when everyone is lying before they even open their mouths
But…
She’s a little bit more petty than people give her credit for
She Remembers Everything
She ranks siblings in her head based on who has the most indiscretions
Whoever is at the top of the list when something bad happens is the one she will point out as the culprit
And if nothing bad happens? Don’t worry about that, she’ll make something happen
Damian
He definitely gets teased the most because he just happens to be really young
(Doesn’t help that he’s so tiny)
But the moment someone has the audacity to make a joke about him or agree with one of his siblings?
Let’s just say the bats reconsider their No Killing Rule
Damian mentions someone at school being a little snot? Tim and Jason aren’t above throwing hands with children
A teacher gives an unfair grade to him on an assignment? Hope they weren’t expecting to get saved in the next Rogue attack
And god forbid someone call Damian a slur in front of his siblings
He's the baby of the family. What else is there to say?
Duke
He used to be annoyed that he got the reputation as the person in the family with common sense
He’s done so much stupid and dangerous stuff but nooo he’s the sane one
(Granted, he kind of is. It’s not a high bar to meet. Still, he’d like some recognition that he is also completely batshit insane.)
But now…
He realizes there are benefits
Like how he can prank his siblings and no one will ever think he did it
And when no one fesses up because they didn’t do anything? Prank wars ensue
And Duke? Duke gets by unscathed because everyone agrees he wouldn’t be stupid enough to do any of the pranks
Bruce
He has an adoption problem, we all know this
The man practically has adoption papers in his utility belt at this point
The moment a new kid appears in Gotham the batkids all start a betting pool on how long it’ll take him to adopt this one
Most of the time the kids don’t even realize they’re being adopted until it’s too late
“B caught me crying on a rooftop and he disappeared and I was like ‘wow, rude’ but then he came back with some car keys and it may not have fixed my trauma but damn did it feel better to cry in a sports car than on a random gargoyle”
“B gave me an allowance? I was going to say something but this is rent for three months so I guess I’m a bat now?”
Does he even know which kids are his and which aren’t?
(No. He treats every child that frequents his house the exact same because he can’t remember which ones are his and which ones aren’t.)
#i am officially Older (19!!)#it’s my birthday i get to choose the content#also#dc write the batfam being a family challenge#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#black bat#orphan#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal#batfam#batbros#batboys#batgirls
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saw that post that says “imagine your icon in the last show you watched” and the current answer for me is “proinsias cassidy in it’s always sunny in philadelphia” which is 👌👌👌 like!!! i win, guys. cass would 100% be in his element w/ the gang, oh my god. he is the ONLY fictional character who can match and maybe even SURPASS the gang’s level of potential for chaotic hijinks.
he’d become the newest brains of the operation, fueling their batshit schemes with 60+ years of experience fartin’ around and doing depraved shit for fun. the gang + cass x his vampire powers = philly being burned to the ground by the end of the week MAX. at the very least he’d drink ‘em all under the bar and swipe the register/charlie’s “inhalants” stash while they’re out cold and potentially dying of alcohol poisoning. that or he’d accidentally kill them while trying to get them to try that heroin neck-injection-style thing he did on fiore. of course the gang can’t “come back” like he did so they all croak and get sent to super hell and cass gets himself a place in heaven for taking out five of the most wretched people on the planet.
but cass is still alive at this point so he just... chucks all the bodies in the basement and quietly takes over paddy’s pub for a decade or two. no one cares or questions it -- except cricket, who keeps quiet bc of, say, street rat solidarity or whatever. maybe cass turns him and he becomes the new bouncer or somethin’. within a month paddy’s once again becomes the hottest gay bar in philly, and stays that way under cassidy’s management. with the added bonus of ALSO being the hottest vampire bar in the state (side note: turns out artemis was a vampire this whole time, and she’s at the bar almost every night now to pick up a new date and/or snack.)
ALTERNATIVELY: charlie’s the only one who survives the heroin thing, because it’s pretty much canon that he’s probably immortal, no vampire powers needed. so while cass still takes over the bar charlie stays on as the janitor and invites cass to replace frank as his roommate. cass happily accepts and spends his days vibing and huffing rat poison or w/e with charlie in their gross apartment. inevitably they realize they’re soulmates, fall in love and use the money from the now Very successful paddy’s pub to book a trip to bimini -- until they remember charlie’s terrified of leaving philly, let alone the country, so they settle for something a little closer to home, and the most magical place charlie can think of: the jersey shore. they spend their vacation there high as shit, gifting each other broken glass from the dirty beaches and chilling with stray dogs. maybe they let cricket tag along, idk.
and they live happily ever after.
#wow this was supposed to be a quick joke post and it turned into a whole-ass AU#also cass/charlie is THE ship now#new otp just dropped#not even in a crackship way they'd genuinely be perfect for each other <3#anyway i spent Way too long on this and i think it's bed time now#It's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#preacher#proinsias cassidy#charlie kelly#soapbox#edit: i might do more with this au (the one where charlie lives) so uh let's give it a tag#charliecass au#a working title anyway
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I may just be stupid for not understanding, but...How the hell was Cass 'truly happy' just from confessing? It wasn't even textually a romantic confession! He's already told the Winchesters he loved all of them, and this just- Ugh! It made absolutely no sense all around. (Also, AU!Charlie saying she only came because she didn't want to see anyone else die like her girlfriend...ಠ_ಠ She's from the AU world! It's her problem, too!) The only highlight was Dean wishing Sam was with him at the end.
No my darling, you are not the stupid one here. THEY are.
Yes, the other time he was dying, he told all the Winchesters that he ‘loved’ them, and THEY went batshit crazy then also. Completely ignoring that Cass was talking to many Winchesters, and only concentrated on Dean.
Yeah AU!Charlie showing up thinking she is badass in her camouflage outfit. 🙄🙄🙄
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