#bc they have this really fucked up show but then make the theatrics about what color a fucking voice actor is
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randomly posting bc i got mad again about how they fucking made a big drama show about recasting Missy's voice actor to be fucking racially sensitive or whatever but the new actor didnt have the same background as missy even so it was just like??? weird as shit yet they have men voicing what are supposed to be girls on that show and it's fine.
#this is so dumb i realize#like the show itself is dumb#but that's why im fired up about it#bc they have this really fucked up show but then make the theatrics about what color a fucking voice actor is#and end up being more offensive#like slate was jewish like missy#i like ayo but as far as i can tell they were like 'get someone black in here asap'#her ethnicity doesnt match at all#which ofc DOESNT MATTER#but they were acting like it was about principles and then didnt even do that damn thing#my thoughts#rant#me getting weirdly mad about things that do not matter teehee
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ive seen so many ppl misinterpreting feferi's reason for breaking up with eridan so fuck it we're dissecting this
1. a moirailegence is dependant on both parties being open and honest with eachother
2. eridan was very emotionally closed off, especially pre-sgrub. a lot of ppl forget this bc he has a reputation for being an overemotional mess but it is TRUE and i have PROOF
eridan seens to think that any quadrantmates he has will get bored of him if he isn't high maintenance, so he acts difficult with feferi. this behavior is also present in what we've seen of his kissmessitude with vriska in his constant nagging and conspiring with her
he also is just very uncomfortable with showing honest emotion in general, using emotional theatrics instead to avoid being vulnerable and showing his real feelings (there is something to say abt this behavior's relation to alternian society's "never show weakness, its kill or be killed" type attitute and hemospectrum expectations or wtv but i absolutely do not trust my knowledge on the subject to go in depth on that)
either way, we can see that eridan was very reluctant to talk to feferi about emotional matters, which is kind of the whole point of a moirailegence and feferi was very worn out by at the time of their introduction >>
id also bet that eridan wasn't doing much consoling for feferi either due to that which forces their diamond into a very lopsided position
now with all this in mind, her explanation makes much more sense - she was burnt out from constantly struggling to console him, and getting essentially nothing in return. Their diamond was not benefitting either of them at this point, and feferi was getting tired of trying to hold it together
Moirailegence is a two-way street!!! i see a lot of people get that wrong too thinking the roles of a pale relationship are permanently fixed when theyre really not
another note is that although feferi denounces eridan's attempts at aquiring a doomsday device as a ploy to scheme with vriska, she doubts that enough to actively worry about him actually going through with the plan. which is probably why she became his moirail in the first place and why she waited until the planet was already gone before breaking up with him
eridan however misundestands all this as her being bored of him as a partner, which is why he says this >>
its also worth noting that eridan didnt even want a moirail - he was only feferi's diamond because he was flushed for her and wanted to be her quadrantmate, even if it was the wrong one. he actively disliked her attempts at pale solicitation, thinking of them as coddling and obtrusive
(this is right before the confession im too lazy to sreenshot the full thing)
tl;dr - erifef was never going to work out neither of the even wanted to be pale
also this is not supposed to be like. a "why you shouldn't like eridan" or a dig at eridan likers, he is literally my fav character i just also love feferi and am tired of seeing her misrepresented to paint eridan in a better light!!!
#homestuck#text#eridan ampora#feferi peixes#not shiptagging bc this whole post is just tearing into it lmao#if any of this is wrong pls tell me my hs knowledge is abysmal#i suck at meta i have not read the comic in 5evr but this is like the One Thing i actually know about
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Hii !! Can u do a sweet or soft Eddie fic ?? Idk how to explain it actually ... Bcs all I see is smut fics :// so uhm yeah thank you in advanced!!:)))))
yes!! while i would love to do unspeakable things with that man i also feel like he would be a great boyfriend and i wish people wrote more of that
eddie munson x gn!reader (under the cut)
- you and eddie are like an old married couple and the hellfire boys (mostly dustin) love to tease you about it
- during campaigns you sit on the little couch that’s off to the side and read or make a bracelet or something
- he glances over and waves a hand to catch your attention
- “can you hand me—“
- “yeah,” you say, and hand him whatever he’s asking for
- you always know what he’s asking for
“he didn’t even finish,” dustin says. “how’d you do that?”
“they’re magic, henderson,” eddie says, putting on his theatrical grin. “focus back on the game.”
- you never turn down the opportunity to spend the night with him, whether it’s at your place or his
- laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling, making the worst jokes ever
- the two of you bursting into laughter, because it’s late and everything is funny
- he teases you about your hiccups afterwards
- he lets you color in his tattoos
- “shit, it’s expensive as hell, but i might have to get that done permanently”
- calling him the worst pet names just to see his smile
- “babycakes? that’s a new low, y/n”
- you being the only one allowed to wear a hellfire shirt without being in the club
- he’s worried you won’t wear it because nobody at school (outside of hellfire, robin, and chrissy) actually like him
- but you show up to school the next day wearing it
- holding eye contact with him while he talks makes him really flustered and then he complains when you won’t stop
- him going out of his way to keep your favorite snacks and drinks stocked at his trailer
“eddie, you don’t even like these. why do you have three bags of them?”
“because i know you eat them.”
- hugging him and sliding your arms underneath his jacket instead of over because he’s always really warm
- him going with you to run errands
“eddie, i’m not doing anything. i’m just grocery shopping and getting gas.”
“i know, but i like being with you.”
- he always asks before he touches you, unless you initiate it, because he knows sometimes people aren’t in the mood to be touched
“eddie, you don’t have to ask before you hold my hand.”
“i’m going to keep asking and you know that.”
- he always offers to drive you places, even if he’s just dropping you off
- especially if it’s dark out
- him apologizing for every little thing because he never wants to upset you
“eddie, i’m not mad that you broke a handle off of a mug. i can superglue it back on. honestly, it’s fine.”
- i feel like he’s really warm all the time and gives really nice hugs
- the thumb thing while you guys are holding hands
- taking care of him when he’s sick
- he gets even more dramatic when he’s sick
“eddie, you’re going to take this fucking pill, or i’m going to sit on you and force it down your throat.”
- he knows you’re serious
- he complains, but takes it
- being around people y’all don’t like and sharing Those looks whenever they say something stupid
- stargazing on the porch of his trailer
- him using one of your shirts as a pillow case
- you on his lap with him trying to teach you how to play guitar
- you make him a little paper ring and you occasionally catch him staring at it the rest of the day
- he takes you out on a date night at least once a week
- him always offering you some of whatever he’s eating/drinking
- him memorizing all of your anxious tics so he can get you out of an uncomfortable situation before it becomes too much for you
- he knows you like the back of his hand
#i need this man so bad you guys don’t get it#i want to shrink him and put him in my pocket#eddie munson my beloved#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson oneshot#stranger things#stranger things 4
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okay okay arlecchino story quest thoughts
overall i liked it but mainly the whole duel sequence which was fucking awesome but some points that bugged me:
the release of arlecchino's animated short basically spoiling the entire story quest
mentioned in the tags of my previous post but yeah i think the story quest would have been a lot more... idk interesting? revealing? if the animated short had been released after this patch/story quest. you basically spend the entire first half of the story quest already knowing the "twist" and have to watch literally everyone else figure it out which is never really engaging nor fun story telling.
like you KNOWWW arlecchino is not "that evil" and you KNOWWWWW all these atrocities were from the previous knave so seeing literally everybody go through these theatrics is a little. sigh. idk. like i was just waiting to get to the boss fight bc i knew the corresponding cutscenes would be awesome (and they were) and getting random fatui insider knowledge was fun i enjoyed having what was effectively seeing arlecchino and childe in the office break room but we didn't really learn anything we didn't already know
also. arlecchino is hardly the first but it really is just kinda. sigh when you basically get a whole scene of the character explaining their OWN tragic backstory. once again genshin fails to show not tell
freminet
i know a lot of people are upset about the freminet timeline. honestly idc at this point i'll suspend my belief whatever yadda yadda but i do think it was a cop out for freminet to have like. not at least been SUSPICIOUS that clervie was possibly talking about the previous knave just because crucabena "didn't talk about it and all the experiments ended" by the time he joined the house
like he spent a significant time with clervie (half a month right?) trying to help her out and even if clervie was "a child stuck in the past" she wasn't exactly trying to hide anything and they ALL knew she was some sort of ghost or maybe something tied to memories/leylines. and he KNEW crucabena so i'm just like. a little aghast he didn't have any damn idea like at least make him suspicious right so he and the traveler can join heads and be like "hmmmmmmm something is not right here HMMMMMMMMM" like if you are SO sure arlecchino isn't "that kind of person" (ig this was more lyney saying this but still) wouldn't you consider maaaaaaaaaaaybe the previous knaves were?
there was a single moment when they were at the table sharing intel that freminet was "lost in thought" and i think that would have been a fantastic moment for freminet to be the star and voice his suspicious but we got literally nothing from that.
honestly just disappointed freminet didn't do more in the story tbh. the trailer was really hyping him up to literally change the game lol
the results of the duel
i mean we saw it coming we knew she was gonna spare those children somehow. idrk how to describe it like on one hand yes would be nice to have more morally fucked up characters and its a little disappointing that arlecchino isn't "that bad" she's actually super normal all things considering (childe fucking LIED) on the other hand i don't necessarily hate this is the way they made her character? but the result of the duel still felt like a huge cop out lmao like it was basically an indirect "your resolve towards family impressed me so i'll let them live" which was exactly how i didn't want this to be resolved but also don't know how they would have done it otherwise
arlecchino's curse/flames/????????
GIRL CAN YOU ELABORATE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i know it has to do with her being part of some khaenrian (?) bloodline or something but lajdksfldjflads can you elaborate what do you mean your flames can be extracted and burn memories we're just all gonna take that and run with it huh
anyways.
regardless i loved the main battle cutscene in her boss form. loved that bit where she blocked freminet and lynette's dual attack and was like "sorry for what? this pitiful excuse for an attack?" i was banging my fist on the table i loved that bit sooooooooooo fucking much dear god
ending cutscene was expected and bittersweet but i liked it a lot as well. really the graphics and me just really liking arlecchino saved this quest for me LOL i think it has a lot of plot holes compared to other story quests but also a much more interesting story (bar is in hell) although you're guaranteed to get some sort of lore with a weekly boss but anyways it averages out to being a pretty okay but not spectacular story quest 👍 maybe like a 6/10, would have rated it higher if the animated short didn't spoil everything
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since you (maybe) finished fontaines archon quest, what are your thoughts about it?
🔮 anon <3
IT WAS SO COOL
Spoilers below for the Fontaine Archon Quests Act 1 and Act 2!! Proceed at your own discretion.
BROOO LIKE THE TRIAL AND EVERYTHING... Ok I was a Danganronpa kid (red flag ik) BUT I WAS GEEKING OUT. I GUESSED THE TWISTS. felt proud... And brooo it hurt me that the traveler doesn't like Lyney after all that. I understand that tho ! But if it were me I seriously didn't care about Lyney and Lynette being Fatui related like he said, he was showing us his true self and not the part of him that joined the Fatui. You can tell he doesn't fucking approve of their ways but he does it anyways because at first he wanted the protection for his siblings but when he realized the Fatui dark side he knew he couldn't get out likely... Just my prediction/theory tho
As for the rest... I loved the ending where that guy is murdered. They really had me believing he was gonna be happy with his love but I was pleasantly wrong... Yeah the news of the girls going missing disturbed me but it didn't really attach me to them and make me hate this guy. BUT HIS ENDING MANAGED TO MAKE ME HATE HIM AT HIS VERY ENDING AND SUPPORT THE LADIES... GOODNESS THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOMENT. I LOVED THAT... WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT I LOVE IT WHEN CRIMINALS GET SHIT BC WE'VE BEEN REDEEMING AND UWU FYING THEM TOO MUCH...
Also also, Colirivia... Like oh my god the yuri. When she first appeared I was cheering LET'S GO SAPPHICSSSSSS
Clorinde is a lot softer and less cold than I thought. I expected her to be like Keqing/Sara but no... I actually really like Clorinde. She's so cool.
About Furina... I'm really invested in her. Yes she's annoying and all but like it's just so right. I usually hated characters because they're just not for me, but I don't hate Furina even if she's annoying and all. You can tell she doesn't mean to and that she's only doing this for some other reason. Okay so the Fontaine visions and everything give us a constant theme. Duality. Everything comes in pairs in Fontaine... Pneuma Ousia, Furina having split colour eyes, the gliders being split colour too... And we notice that with hydro vision wielders, they have another side of them that they show and the other side they hide. Like a play, a mask, a performance. And I see that clearly with Furina. I love her augh even if I wanna squeeze her. I can ramble a lot tbh this is what happens when an autistic bitch has a SI in Genshin...
And I notice that Furina is clearly actually very caring. She only puts up an act of flamboyance, which I believe may be her way of getting love from the people. She is noticeably unknowledgeable and lacking in certain aspects, but would you notice that if you were focused on her theatrics? I think she believes that the people cheering and supporting her in an opera like performance is her kind of love, believing she's doing a good job maintaining that belief and worship in her as a god. Which she needs to keep up, because not only does the energy there rely on her people's beliefs, but the previous Hydro archon died, leaving her with a lot of expectations to shoulder. She seems to judge other gods, so she probably noticed how Nahida was treated, and didn't want that for herself so she actively tries and tries to get her people's love, AND IT'S WORKING.
I feel like due to the recent trials and oratrice incident however, that this belief is starting to shake, which is where we get act 3 of the AQ. As the energy supply is malfunctioning, Furina will struggle to regain those beliefs in her, and I think that could be her character arc. Realizing that she can't keep wearing a mask forever, she'll definitely do something about that. I'm really invested in her... I can't wait.
Also also I think Wriothesley, who's in charge of the prison, will personally oversee Tartaglia. That's when we meet him and all, bc the traveler cares about Childe and will probably request to see him.
Speaking of Wrio, I can't wait to see his dynamic with Sigewinne. They're so cute...
I think I like every single character tbh. Every character in Fontaine has some depth and expectation subversion... Oh shit wait that's the entire theme of hydro nation. Lmao. How fitting.
AUHHHH I COULD RAMBLE MORE
#genshin impact#genshin 4.0#genshin archon quest spoilers#fontaine quest spoilers#Fontaine quest#genshin fontaine#ae's asks#🔮 anon#genshin theories#genshin speculation#furina#clorinde#navia genshin#lyney and lynette#lyney
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Freaks & Geeks
Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (No Y/N)
Rating: T (although as a general rule my blog is 18+)
Warnings: fluff, cursing, making out
Word count: 3.7k
Author’s note: I’m back bitches and I’ve got a new hyperfixation bc whattup I’m Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to be normal about fictional characters (lol)
SO! The reader is described as a senior in high school with Eddie and is also 18! The only physical description of the reader is that she’s shorter than Eddie. (I think- lmk if that’s not the case) Also there will definitely be at least one more part to this story!
P.S. Here’s a link to my masterlist if you’d like to check out my other writing! Also! My taglist is always open- leave me a comment or an ask if you’d like to be added!
Part Two Series Masterlist
“Here goes the freak again,” your friend Victoria muttered to you.
You looked up from your book to see Eddie Munson across the lunchroom standing on one of the tables ranting about god knows what.
You snorted a laugh, not at her comment, but at his theatrics.
You admired him honestly. He was himself, unlike most of the phoneys in this godforsaken school. It also helped that he was pretty.
“Honestly what is this guy’s deal?”
“Probably that the popular crowd are annoying as fuck,” you said and she laughed.
“He’s right about that,” she conceded.
“Did you hear that Chrissy and Jason-“
“Don’t really care,” you said, still staring at Eddie.
“Careful, the hearts are starting to show in your eyes,” she said with a giggle and an elbow to your side.
“What?! Are not!” you hissed at her and finally ripped your eyes from Eddie to look at her.
She continued her laughter and you elbowed her back which caused her to laugh even louder.
“It's not funny,” you muttered and returned your attention to your book.
“Sure, like anyone could possibly have a crush on Eddie “the freak” Munson.”
“Yeah, can you imagine?” you replied with an unconvincing laugh and grimace.
But every time Victoria was distracted you glanced over at Eddie, you couldn’t help yourself. It was a habit you were frankly addicted to.
He grinned at his friend next to him and you sighed wishing he was smiling at you.
You wondered if his fluffy curly hair was as soft as it looked. You wanted to run your hands through it.
And his hands, adorned with gaudy rings, were large. You knew they were, you handed him a pencil in class last week and it looked tiny in his hand. You couldn’t stop your mind from drifting and thinking about what it would feel like to have those hands on you.
And his eyes, anytime he spoke to you in class you felt like you were drowning in the soft warmth of his brown eyes. How could anyone accuse him of being the devil when he has such soft innocent puppy eyes?
“Hello?” Victoria snapped her fingers near your face in an attempt to get your attention.
“Huh?”
“Dear lord, you actually are checking him out aren’t you?”
Everyone around you was packing up and heading to the next class.
You snatched your book and the partially eaten sandwich in front of you and mumbled, “I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'm heading to class.”
“Wait!” She grabbed your arm as she caught up with you and walked towards your respective classes together
“Sorry, I won't tease you anymore. Even if you have terrible taste in guys.”
You rolled your eyes. “Don’t you have a crush on one of Jason’s lackeys?”
“Shhh!”
“He’s a douche just like the rest of them,” you muttered.
“Eddie is a drug dealer!”
“Yeah but he’s nice,” you said with a shrug.
“Everyone demonizes him for being a dealer like they’re not all buying from him. It’s hypocritical,” you said firmly.
“Damn that’s a good point. You sure you're not being influenced by how, and I quote, pretty he is?”
You whipped your head around and glared at her as you reached the door to your next class.
“You said that entirely too loud,” you hissed and she laughed and waved as she walked away.
You walked into the classroom and slumped into your seat and rested your head on your desk. You tried your hardest to banish the conversation from your mind, but your thoughts kept drifting back to the metalhead that was late to class, to no one’s surprise.
Class started and you struggled to pay attention.
Eddie slipped in a few minutes late with a half assed excuse and a wink towards you as you giggled at the teacher’s exasperation.
The teacher handed out worksheets, busywork yet again.
God, senior year was such a drag. You sighed as you pulled a pencil out of your backpack.
“Pssst.”
You looked back to see Eddie smirking at you.
“Any chance I could borrow a pencil?”
You raised your eyebrows at him as your lips turned up into a smile.
You nodded and turned to grab another pencil from your bag.
“Maybe you should come to class more prepared,” you teased as you handed it to him.
“Now why would I do that when I have you?” He said with an award winning smile and a wink.
You looked away, visibly flustered and grinning.
You heard him chuckle and you just about melted into your seat.
You managed to finish your worksheet, but couldn’t stop yourself from glancing back at Eddie a few times.
His eyebrows were furrowed in concentration as he, wait a minute, he wasn’t even working on the worksheet. He was doodling on the back of it.
You snorted a laugh and he glanced up at you. He smiled at you, again, and you tried not to swoon. Honestly, the crush you have on him is ridiculous at this point.
“You know the answer to number one?”
“Yeah, it’s 4.7,” you whispered back.
“Awesome, and what about number two?”
“Eddie!” you whisper-yelled.
He had the decency to look sheepish at your admonition.
You rolled your eyes and checked to make sure your teacher wasn’t watching. She wasn’t, thank goodness, as she was talking to someone in the front row.
You discretely handed him your worksheet and with a smile he quickly copied all of your answers before slipping it back to you.
You put the paper back neatly on your desk and breathed a sigh of relief and stopped watching your teacher like a hawk.
“Thanks. You’re the best,” Eddie said as he reached over and squeezed your hand.
You were really worried about the power he had over you. All he had to do was bat his pretty brown eyes and you were putty in his hands.
You were not the type of person to cheat or let others cheat off you, honestly Eddie is the only person you’d ever even let copy your homework.
And you hated it but breaking the rules with him thrilled you. You wanted to let him corrupt you even more.
You’d always been so uptight, you never broke rules, you were the perfect student and daughter, had good grades, and never partied. You were so bored with your life.
You admired Eddie because he didn’t give a fuck what others thought about him. You wished you could be so bold.
The teacher called out both your names in a reprimanding tone which caused you both to whip your heads around towards her and Eddie dropped his hand from its place on top of yours.
“Mr. Munson, have you completed your worksheet?”
“Oh absolutely,” he replied with a shit eating grin and you stifled your giggle.
“Good, everyone pass them to the front of the class. If you’re done you may leave.”
You and Eddie both rush to pass your papers forward and leave the classroom.
He threw his arm around your shoulder as you reached the door and walked along with you in the nearly empty hallway towards your locker.
“I’m in your debt, what ever can I do to repay you?” he asked in a dramatic tone.
You smiled and rolled your eyes, “I don’t know, maybe bring your own pencil to class?”
“Ah but then I wouldn’t have an excuse to talk to you.”
“You don’t need an excuse to talk to me,” you mumbled as you looked down at the floor.
“Really?” he asked with a smirk and you smiled bashfully as you looked up at him. You were hyper aware of his arm around your shoulder and the warmth of his side against yours.
“Have you ever played D&D?”
You raised an eyebrow at him and he chuckled.
“Right, right, sorry, you’re too pretty to play such a nerdy game.”
“I did not say tha-”
“I’m saying it. You’re really pretty,” he said as you both stopped walking and stood in front of your locker. He removed his arm from your shoulder and placed his hand on the locker next to you as you leaned back on it.
“Y-you’re really pretty too,” you said as you bit your lip and looked up at him.
“Do you want to hang out later?” he asked, his voice softer.
“To play D&D?” you ask skeptically.
He laughed, “No, we can do whatever you want, sweetheart.”
You smiled then said, “Wait, this isn’t just because I let you cheat off me, right?”
He placed his hand on his heart and staggered back a few steps like you stabbed him. He gasped and widened his eyes dramatically, which caused you to huff out a laugh.
“Of course not. How could you think that?” He said, lips turned into a grin as he came close to you again. He placed his hands on the locker behind you, one on each side of your head and your laughter caught in your throat.
“I’ve been working up the courage to ask you out for a while. What do you say? Tomorrow night around seven? I can pick you up.”
“Y-yeah that sounds really nice.”
The bell rang and the hallway was suddenly flooded with other students.
“Bitchin’. I’ll see you then,” he placed his hand on the side of your face and stroked your cheek with his thumb.
You looked up at him, wide eyed and flustered as your heart raced.
He smiled at you one more time before he walked away.
You heaved a breath as you watched him disappear into the crowd and leaned your head back onto the locker and closed your eyes.
“Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god,” you muttered to yourself as you turned around and opened your locker.
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The rest of your day passed uneventfully, though maybe that was because you were so distracted with thoughts of Eddie you couldn’t focus on much else.
“Victoria!” you yelled and grabbed her by the arm as she walked past you without seeing you.
She laughed, “Hey, I was looking for you!”
She linked her arm in yours and started walking with you out of the school and towards the parking lot.
“So I heard…”
“Hold up. Me first. I have news.”
She smirked and her eyes sparkled like she knew what you were going to say.
“Eddie asked me out!”
She squealed and you couldn’t help but squeal with her.
“I was hoping that’s what happened! The whole school was talking about you and him!”
You laughed and couldn’t stop smiling.
“Yeah he asked me out after class. I’m freaking out, we have to go to the mall. I have nothing to wear,” you said as you tugged her towards your car.
“Yay! This is the best day ever. I knew you had a massive crush on him.”
“Yeah, great detective skills, Sherlock,” you snorted as you let go of her arm and unlocked your car.
As soon as you both were settled in the car you tore off towards the mall, intent on finding the perfect outfit.
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“I’m so nervous I think I’m gonna throw up,” you said, phone cradled between your shoulder and head as you finished painting your nails.
“Take some deep breaths. It’s going to be okay,” Victoria soothes.
She heard you take the deep breath she ordered and she laughed.
“You have the perfect outfit. You’re going to look-”
“Bitchin’?”
She snorted, “Yeah hun, you’re going to look bitchin’.”
“What if…”
“He’s gonna love you. I promise.”
“It’s not that…”
The silence lingered for a few moments.
“What?”
“I might have exaggerated my history with guys the last time we played truth or dare,” you said as you bit your lip.
She gasped, “Truth or dare is sacred! How could you?”
“I was embarrassed!”
“So? How far have you gone?”
“Um… well it was like a year ago and-”
“Seth, right?”
“Yeah, we uh we only ever made out a little bit,” you said, nerves coloring your tone.
“What? He told the whole school that-”
“Yeah well he’s a liar,” you grumbled. “He wanted to go further but I was scared and he was being a dick about it so I dumped him.”
“Oh hun,” she said sympathetically.
“Yeah, so uh, yeah. There’s that,” you mumbled.
“Okay, don’t stress. This is only a first date, okay? And besides, Eddie is nice. He’s only had two girlfriends since middle school and neither of them have ever said a bad word about him. I’m sure he wouldn’t pressure you. He might be a total freak, but clearly you’re into that. It’ll be fine,” she reassured and you nodded along with her words.
“Yeah, yeah, you’re right,” you said as you took another deep breath.
“And if he’s anything but a perfect gentleman I’ll beat his ass,” she threatened and you laughed.
“You’re the best, thank you,” you said.
“Of course, hun! How long until he picks you up?”
You craned your neck to look at the clock in your kitchen.
“Shit. Fifteen minutes. I gotta go get dressed. Thank god my nail polish is already dry.”
“Okay have fun! Call me tomorrow to tell me how it went!”
“Will do! Bye!”
You slammed the phone into the receiver and raced to your room to change into the outfit you had picked out.
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“You see that one there?,” he pointed up and to the left, ”That’s ursa major.”
You laid beside Eddie on a blanket next to lover’s lake and stared up at the stars.All the get to know you topics had already been covered and he made you laugh so much your cheeks hurt from smiling. His side was pressed against yours and you reveled in his warmth. The food he brought for the picnic was already consumed and the first date jitters were long gone. The moment was peaceful and the warmth of his presence warded off the chill of the night air.
“Oh really?”
He snorted, “No idea.”
You giggled and shoved his arm.
“Hey! It could be!”
“It could also be literally anything else,” you teased and he laughed with you.
“Those ones together look like a dragon,” you said as you pointed up.
His gaze followed your finger.
“Totally,” he agreed with you.
He placed his hand on your arm and slid it up so his hand was cupping yours and moved your finger to point it at a different constellation.
“Those ones look like a wizard,” he said as he smoothly brought your hand down and intertwined his fingers with yours.
“Oh, it even has a hat!” you exclaimed and he chuckled with you.
“So, I haven’t asked yet, but, what alternate dimension did I fall into that you wanted to go out with me?” he asked and his tone was joking but there was a current of vulnerability you could feel.
“What?”
You looked over at him and studied his profile in the dark.
“I mean, you’re pretty much perfect-”
You cringed and he looked over at you.
“Don’t call me that, please,” you whispered.
“I- I’m so tired of being perfect. I feel like I don’t even know who I am because I’ve been so tied up in trying to be perfect for everyone else. And you, you’re amazing! You are completely yourself and do whatever you want to do and I admire you for that,” you said passionately.
“Wow. Well I can definitely show you the ropes on how to be imperfect and land far below everyone’s expectations.”
“Eddie-”
“No, listen, seriously, you are amazing and I just don’t understand-”
“Eddie! Stop- stop putting yourself down. I have had a crush on you for years, okay? And-and not to be creepy but my life is so boring and the most exciting part of my day is watching you be so-”
“Batshit insane?” he supplied when you couldn’t find the words.
You snorted, “Sure, if that’s how you want to phrase it. I just feel like I’ve wasted all of high school. Like, it’s supposed to suck but it’s also supposed to be fun, right?”
“I can show you how to have fun, sweetheart,” he murmured and you felt your face flush with heat as you flustered.
It was so dark you could barely see him, but throughout the conversation the two of you had edged closer to one another and with every breath you took, your chest brushed against his.
He placed a large hand on the side of your face before he leaned in and pressed his lips to yours.
His plush lips were soft and gentle yet insistent on yours. He pulled back to give you a chance to breathe but only a beat later you surged forward to kiss him again.
His hand slipped from your cheek to the side of your neck and you gripped his shirt as he deepened the kiss.
You kissed him, desperately as a fire ignited inside you that you’d never felt before.
You slipped your hand into his hair and tangled it between your fingers and he groaned into your mouth as his tongue slipped against yours.
You rolled from your side to your back and yanked him with you so he was on top of you. Your chest heaved against his and his thigh slipped between yours.
The hand that wasn’t on the side of your neck was gripping your waist and you made a high pitched whimpering sound you’d never made before.
“Fuck, sweetheart you’re going to kill me,” he groaned as he pulled back.
You cut off your sound of disappointment from his abrupt end of the kiss as his lips moved to your jaw then down your neck.
Your hands moved everywhere they could reach, you gripped the muscles in his arms, his shoulders, down his back, before you slipped your hands under his shirt to feel his skin.
He sucked on your pulse point and you gasped and your hands on his back attempted to pull him impossibly closer.
And then, oh god, his teeth, his teeth were on your neck and you moaned, loud enough to probably echo across lover’s lake.
“Eddie,” you whined as he chuckled and repeated the action on the other side of your neck.
You tugged his face back up and eagerly pressed your lips against his once again.
He moaned your name into your mouth as his tongue tangled with yours.
He kissed you for what honestly could have been hours, you lost track of time as you drowned in him.
“Hey! You kids down there better get out of here!” a man shouted as a flashlight shined on the two of you.
You squealed as Eddie laughed boisterously and scrambled up onto his feet. He yanked you up with him, grabbed the blanket you had been laying on, and with his hand holding onto yours he raced towards his van.
You stumbled as you struggled to keep up with him and he wrapped an arm around your waist to keep you upright as you both kept running.
You were giggling now with him as he led you to the passenger side door and helped you into your seat. He raced in front of the van, and jumped and clicked his heels together with a wink towards you, before he yanked the door open on the driver’s side and jumped in.
You were still giggling as he said, “You ready, sweetheart?”
He leaned in to kiss you again and you pushed his face away, “Eddie! Drive!”
He chuckled as he drove like a bat out of hell away from the lake and back towards town.
You turned the volume up as AC/DC played through the speakers and Eddie gaped at you as you headbanged along to the music.
“You’re my goddamn dream girl, I swear!” he yelled over the music and you laughed.
You sunk into your seat as he pulled into your driveway.
You looked over at him, hand over the bottom of your face as you suddenly felt bashful again.
He grinned at you as he turned the music down to a volume more conducive to talking.
“I had a really good time tonight,” you said.
“Even though we almost got busted by the cops?”
You shoved at his bicep as you laughed.
“That wasn’t really a cop, was it?”
“Nah it was probably just old Mr. Wilkerson, don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”
You rolled your eyes as you unbuckled your seatbelt.
“So my band has a gig tomorrow night, you wanna come?” he asked, voice hopeful.
“Um, at The Hideout, right?”
“Yeah! Normally we play on Tuesday nights but the band that plays tomorrow night canceled so they asked us to fill in. Isn’t that great?”
You smiled as his grin reached practically from ear to ear.
“Yeah, that’s awesome! I just- uh- I don’t have a fake ID,” you mumbled, embarrassed as you bit your lip.
“Oh! Don’t worry, baby. They won’t card you unless you try to order alcohol.”
You smiled bashfully at the term of endearment coming from his lips.
“Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow night then.”
He reached over and pulled you to him as he planted a firm kiss on your lips.
“Goodnight,” you said as you pulled back.
“Mmmhmm,” he hummed as he pulled you in again, and again, and again until you were giggling against his lips.
“Eddie, I have to go,” you whined.
“Just one more,” he said as he grinned and kissed you deeply.
He pulled back and you pulled him back in with a whispered, “Just one more.”
It was barely a kiss as you both couldn’t stop smiling, you kissed his cheek then quickly opened the door of the van and hopped out before you were tempted to stay with him forever.
“See you tomorrow, Eds,” you said with a grin.
“See you tomorrow, sweetheart,” he called out as you shut the door.
He rolled his window down and wolf whistled at you as he watched you run up to your front door.
You turned and stuck your tongue out at him which caused him to chuckle deeply as he turned the music back up and drove away.
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I also wonder if he should have done Dystopia Daily or other content for a while before going on tour to help build up an audience again. Like I hadn't watched him since like 2016 and I saw why I quit youtube going around tumblr and was like "oh wow!" but felt like I had been out of it too long to know what was going on with him so I didn't watch it at first. YouTube finally recommended the parasocial we're in a relationship video to me so I watched it out of curiosity and was like... Dan!!! I forgot how much I love you!!! But it's like, I didn't find out he was even doing a tour until it was too late (not that I would have been able to go, but still!) But like dropping one big video after two or three years and then immediately announcing a big tour seems a bit messy.
I also have a lot of thoughts about how he probably could have built up more audience again by just doing more normal commentary YouTuber stuff but he's kind of an artiste™ who needs to be unique and different so I get it (which I relate to lol, and I do generally like Dystopia Daily).
i think DD is a good way to bridge his need for making everything more theatrical and scripted while also leaning into the Shit A Youtuber Would Do thing. i think stuff like wiqy couldnt be helped bc if it were up to him, that video wouldnt have happened at all and we would have a really cool youtube tv series thing. i think its important to remember, technically, this is all happening out of order and i think a lot of this stuff was like covid fucked, like he said the book was supposed to be the last thing he did, but it ended up being the first thing. that makes me think in order, it was going to be: dan comes back to youtube w the big tv show, then the tour, then the book, and maybe some casual video content in the middle. i think unfortunately he already had all these things set in stone rolling it wasnt necessarily smth he could just restructure without some kinda catastrophe. other ppl have more to say abt like the touring company hes working with idk too much abt that myself but yeah the lack of promo was and continues to be severe. idk man!!!!
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Alright so the Gotham Historian podcast is still happening. It's not gonna be a high quality high budget thing unfortunately its essentially me w my own lil recording app just yammering away about Batman 😂.
The first scripts almost done. It was gonna be shorter and then I found something interesting so now it's gonna be longer and it'll be discussing Batmans very first appearance ever, Detective Comics #27.
The second script I'm trying to pull in as much research as I can for it because it's about the early publication history and creation of Batman. It will namely be focused on Bill Finger and some of the other contributors, such as Jerry Robinson, and not so much on Bob Kane. Because Bob Kane got over 70 years of the spotlight to himself for essentially just being the salesman for Batman while everyone else did all the work. I will have rants about this.
Third episode will be all about explaining the Bat Familys various members, how it came to be, and even some looks at the Wayne family tree itself.
Fourth episode will be about Batmans Rogues Gallery. And, yes, you will be hearing so much about Lord Death Man, because goddamnit he gives me so much seratonin in the midst of my major depression. I fucking love Larry.
Fifth episode will be dedicated to both mapping out Gotham, explaining Wayne Industries a bit more and also going into some of the different Batman gadgets. It's the catch all episode for that.
After those episodes, I have ideas, just figuring out the episode order, but it'll be going across just all sorts of different topics and if anyone wants anything specific I will absolutely do it.
For now, some of the ones I know I'm gonna be talking about are
An entire in depth episode for a milestone talking about Pre/Post Crisis Jason, leading up to his death and everything around A Death in the Family, and about how he wasn't the angry asshole or "little snot" that his writers at the time tried to say he was.
The wildest Batman controversies, and, yes, The Selfish Lover one is at the top of that list.
Some different storylines across the Batfamily and their villains, such as Tower of Babel, Long Halloween, We Are Robin, Year One, etc.
The best episodes of BTAS.
Debating on if i just want to make a really long post about why Lego Batman and Mask of the Phantasm are the best theatrically released Batman films (with the Burton films being just right behind them) or if I should do it for the podcast.
The issue where Bruce got to save his parents.
The issue where Batman wanted to lobotomize the Joker.
The importance of Oracle.
How I would do a Batfam series of cinematic or television releases.
The Himbo Bruce Wayne Argument. I do briefly talk about it in the first episode. There will be an entire episode dedicated to this because I will die on this hill.
Probably the best episodes or highlights of the different movie and tv show adaptations of the Batfam or those moments that really hit hard. I probably won't touch on the Nolan films or Pattinsons Batman bc I don't like them and I don't really feel like just sitting there talking about shit that I don't like bc others like them and thats okay find your enjoyment wherever you can dudes.
Also don't really wanna talk about Tom King and Devin Grayson, because they have both pulled so much fuckshit with their runs and I just
Different episodes going more in depth into specific characters beyond just my explanations in the 3rd and 4th episodes; such as deeper dives into Dukes powers and also where his story can take him, finding identity with Tim (since the writers cannot figure out what his hero name is anymore and also lets not forget btas just making him jason with tims name and costume), Harleys character growth, why Two Face would make for an infinitely better archnemesis for Batman than the Joker, etc etc.
WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES MY BELOVED.
I got a ton more but those are just some of what I've been thinking of and again if anyone wants a specific topic I am more than happy to talk about it. But just know that it is on the way and I'm just excited to be able to share thoughts and information with everyone because Batmans been my favorite thing since I was at least 3 years old.
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hi. march. slowly shortening this introduction to my posts. sorry if this is a little incoherent i woke up in the middle of the night and im getting sleepy again
i tried looking up fanfiction involving hannyabul and magellan the other day and there was almost none??? i really thought theyd be .. at least a little popular ... the dynamics... arent the dynamics similar to zosan or cavendish and bartolomeo.. dont people like that.. (i wouldnt know since ive never really been a fan of the enemies/rivals to lovers trope)
im pretty sure kidd wears a beast pirate disguise? and like .. good for him... (good for me).. hes got the titties out. i love men. i also rly enjoy the few frobin moments we get when theyre in disguise, theyre super cute!! it seems like u havent been spoiled on the Biggest Moments in wano so im very very glad to hear that. it also kind of has a mystery aspect so i think its probably way more enjoyable to go in blind. there IS a special kind of anticipation when u know what's coming but.. imo its more fun to guess how things will go rather than know and be excited about it
honestly i didnt care for the setting either. in the anime tho .. big mom's introduction is so good. theres a song that plays (its in the manga too but it's way better to hear it rather than... read lyrics) and when i started wci i was still watching the anime, so i got to listen to the song. it was stuck in my head for days. very catchy. i love how theatrical it is and it really made me excited for the arc .. and then i ended up barely enjoying it LOL. also i do actually love pudding but her age also makes me go... ewww. oda made an awful decision making her 16 . gives me kyros flashbacks.. although sanji doesnt seem to be genuinely interested in her. but still like why did oda do that... why... what is the point ... wci does pick back up a bit imo after they get sanji back (which i think is the part ur at? or a little bit after?) and i honestly think it wraps up quite nicely. and yeah.. most importantly.. katakuri is introduced in the second half. lovely guy. i heart him
robin's va did that in. one take??? that is Insane?? she genuinely channeled robin in that moment wtf
i will definitely talk abt opla if/when i watch it. even if zoro doesnt have his goofiness at least i can thirst over him. am i into mackenyu? no.. zoro? yeahs........ also i can definitely see how jacob being too hot is an issue for usopp LOL. some people just.. ooze confidence.. and are too smooth. i think ill probably enjoy his characterization anyways tho cuz i adore usopp
i cant draw women for the life of me but transfem sanji is haunting my brain and.. she made me attempt .. attempt to draw a lady. its her. shes the lady.
YOU THOUGHT OF ME??? im so flattered U have no idea aikfjshdjd. law.. i.. hes a little fucked up.. human art pieces . actually as someone who's done a bit of sculpture (but not abstract art. and it was ceramics) i can appreciate it. if he didnt use real living people in his art i would definitely appreciate it more.. but i imagine seeing a severed head on a sculpture and then they start talking to u.. i imagine that would be a Little.. scary... just a little . i think he should go to therapy probably. ur mental illness is showing law .
i think its semi canon?? theres a moment in the anime (idk if its in the manga or not) where bepo gives law.. puppy dog? eyes? but like .. polar bear version. and law is clearly weak to that. also he calls chopper a tanuki even after being asked not to bc chopper has a cute reaction (he gets mad). so i think he IS weak to cute animals. he is very similar to robin like that... they would definitely bond over choppers cuteness. and they both have weird taste.. in cute animals. its not bunnies or idk. dogs or cats. robin likes pathetic animals (the dragon that had to carry them all up to zou) and law likes . bepo. a 7 foot tall polar bear man.
THATS SUCH A STRANGE COINCIDENCE. this is my first time moving since ive lived in the same place my whole life .. so its kinda exciting and also kinda scary.
OH so u can send images but it just cant be on anon. im.. one day... one day for sure.. (soon). i grew up on twitter tho .. yeah. and before that it was youtube. i have been on the internet since the beginning of time (since i was in single digits. like 5 maybe idk, but i do remember being able to make my own youtube account at 7, and i had been using my brothers before that). my dark past. since ive been on the internet so long i just accept that theres probably a load of my personal information out there for anyone to see. and also a bunch of embarrassing things I've said from years ago. sometimes i come across a youtube comment from when i was like 9 and its always a bit shocking LOL
I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED WITH SESSHOMARU. when i found out .... it .. it .. i.... i dont have words. its so upsetting 😭. actually ive kind of been trying to get into vocaloid bc i recently (like 2 years ago) found out i had been listening to it.. and i didnt know. i didnt realize it was vocaloid
LOL, i say IT COUNTS. i dont draw in my mind cuz i have slight aphantasia. i imagine drawing in ur head is way more relaxing than actually drawing... cuz like... the struggle of anatomy.. proportions.. lighting.. colors.. yeah art is so hard.
there havent been any sbs's recently i dont think?? like they stopped at some point during wano and .. idk what happened. i miss it .. i want to ask about the giant snails that pull germa's ship... well i want someone else to ask about it really . not me. but yeah i have a lot of questions and i just hope it comes back soon 😔. maybe im just missing them somehow but i have checked multiple places. but for some reason i dont see anyone mention it.
RIGHT?? RIGHT???? dont worry the colorism stays /s. they have characters in the latest episodes that are dark skinned and they made only the girl lighter skinned. oda didnt do that. oda made them all the same in the manga. its infuriating.
an issue i have post timeskip is that i actually cannot tell the women apart half the time. they all look pretty similar in the manga, although theyre distinguishable by their clothes and hair. but there was a spread (not colored) that had the main one piece women all in different clothes and with different hair and i sat there for multiple minutes trying to figure out who was who. like i genuinely couldnt tell. i miss nami's short hair,, it had so much character.. and i also miss robins short hair.. again.. it had so much character.
even on a colored cover i had a moment where i was like "is that vivi or is it nami" because it was just a solid blue. i assumed vivi based off context clues and bc.. blue. but if i hadnt had that.. i dont think i wouldve been able to tell. i have no problem with character design changing but oda makes most of the women next to indistinguishable from one another now. its really upsetting. if they had different skin tones or even just. different eye shapes. or different figures. it wouldnt be that much of an issue. but nooo he cant do that. all women who are supposed to be attractive have to look the same.
YEAH ive seen that video!!! u show up a lot on my feed but most of the time its just... the same few posts... which is kind of funny. I ALSO LOVED THE NEWKAMA!! like wow!!! queer representation??? i feel a kinship with these characters?? bon clay literally made impel down for me. my favorite boygirl girlboy. i adore u bon clay.. i adore u.
im a big fan of fukaboshi so i think anytime he was on screen my enjoyment was elevated. also zoro fighting hody(is that who it was) underwater was so cool . like how are u better than a fishman in water??? and the moments with noah... it felt like it was setting up some rly big things and i always love stuff like that. LOL YEAH sanji was even grosser on return to sabaody. i think its just not talked about as much because it wasnt a long arc and he wasnt on screen for a lot of it
oh they for sure have some good points. i also miss the silly shenanigans of pre timeskip. but overall im enjoying post timeskip more, and i do think theyre at least a LITTLE BIT blinded by nostalgia. its hard not to be tbh. i do really miss seeing all the crew together. i dont exactly mind them splitting up but .. i feel like a lot of them end up kind of sidelined. we dont get to see (just some examples) brook or chopper or nami fight much and i. i love them.. i love them just as much as the rest of the crew. i think nami has a really interesting fighting style. and brook is just fun. and people complain (validly) that chopper has been mascotified. which i wouldnt mind so much if he got more cool moments but he doesnt!! we dont even get to see him being a doctor that often :(.
like the writing is still fantastic but yeah. i agree. oda has basically run the jokes that were already pretty tired. into the ground. sanji being the one who suffers most from it. i dont mind robin having more moments where she imagines a really gruesome thing has happened to someone, for example. because she barely did that pre timeskip, and now she only does it occasionally so its not like "oh my god STOP". its still enjoyable. but. idk if theres even a prominent example of someone's character joke being awful other than sanji. like hes the only one who has a consistently awful joke. that in my opinion has never been funny. and its been made into a huge part of his character. i still love post timeskip to death bc. look at everything thats happening!! but i have a lot . lot . lot of gripes with it.
fellow impel down and dressrosa lover 🫡. i do rly like water 7 but . i dont know why but i never enjoyed enies lobby all that much. i think thats probably super controversial LOL. oops.
oh friend... u have no idea..... i have SO many one piece thoughts ... i have paragraphs upon paragraphs of one piece thoughts... the hyperfixation is actively killing me /j
wait let me. find . some.. i send them all in my private (as in its just me and my irl best friend) discord server so its not only in chronological order from when i sent the messages but its also extremely disorganized.. hmm a lot of these are/involve huge spoilers LOL
wait. how do u feel about sanji with heterochromia. one eye is blue and the other is brown . u get the best of both worlds... i felt like i was smart for this but ur the resident sanji lover. u have the say (in my mind) of what is best for him,,,
i saw someone say usopp would get conquerers haki and i big time disagree. he has the best observation haki in the crew and i feel like him getting conquerers haki would kinda cheapen that. and it cheapens his growth. why does he need to have conquerers haki to be a brave warrior of the sea? hes doing perfectly well without it. and also i dont think it fits his character. hes cowardly, has no self confidence, runs away from battles sometimes out of fear, and definitely has a huge sense of shame. from what i know, people with conquerers haki are usually super self assured, strong in a pretty traditional sense, and dont have much self doubt. usopp is like the opposite of that. i think hes very brave because he fights despite how scared he is, but the character archetype just doesn't work imo. like usopp without those characteristics is. to me. not usopp. tell me what u think!! also im like 90% sure none of this is spoilery but if it is i am so so sorry
obviously i havent seen the live action yet but live action shanks looks too hot to me.. like hes too conventionally attractive. i want him to be.. a rat man.. greasy .. but extremely charming.. and hes NOT!! hes just regular hot!??
do all places in one piece just have extra chairs or tables that are bigger? cuz there are some characters that arent of the giant race but are huge. and yet they fit on regular chairs. do u have a 8 foot tall guy walk into ur bar and u have to say "wait a second, we need to get out the big chairs" and then drag out a chair twice ur size? is that the case EVERYWHERE? or do some places not have big chairs so if ur extremely large u just have to sit in a chair thats too small for u.. or maybe u just sit on the floor. or stand.
that scene in sabaody of usopp asking rayleigh if the one piece is real, and luffy gets mad and tells usopp that he doesnt want to know, and if he finds out he will quit right now because he wont go on an adventure that isnt any fun. luffy is such a chill, silly captain, that im sure him snapping like that must be scary. usopp looked so shocked. i love their relationship. i think moments like that. really solidify how real the characters feel. like yeah, they have strong, defined morals. and they will argue and be childish and yell for the sake of their morals. i feel like a lot of media has characters with morals but it doesn't ever show them actually disagreeing with someone. let alone a friend. idk im not wording this great but i think this moment is so good. i love the moments of childishness in one piece. its very humanizing to have immaturity in ur characters
ok thats what ill leave u with for now :)
IM GLAD THAT MADE U LAUGH!! i felt really called out by constantly seeing it bc.. yeahm.. admittedly .. cannibalism is sexy sometimes.. i recently admit this to myself...
"i think he should go to therapy probably. ur mental illness is showing law ."
i think he should go to therapy probably. ur mental illness is showing march .
*nods* march 🫡
i dont think i’ve ever actually met someone who doesn’t like enemies to lovers before?? ik its popular bc its one of my favs and im happy about that bc im always nosedeep in the content SFNKJDN. valid tho. i cant speak bc ive written two 50K+ zosan fanfics and will probably write more 🧍I’LL USE THOSE SKILLS TO WRITE HANYAGELLAN FOR YOU. HAHA JK …UNLESS
so ive only met kidd once or twice right. i met him in sabaody pre-timeskip when the worst generation got introduced and he’s had a couple small moments since then. but i just feel and know in my heart that i would be a kidd girlie. red haired angry anime men are one of those specific niches i’m like YEAAA YEAAA [CHEERING] and people are always talking about his tits in the one piece server i’m in so. DFJNVIDJ HELL YEAH IM READY FOR THAT
and frobin…hell yea…theyre so cute…my weirdo couple…
actually!! im reading the manga on tcbscans and there’s a comment section under every chapter that i like to read bc its cool seeing ppl’s reactions (as i’ve said) and in big mom’s intro chapter someone was like “if ur manga only look up her song rn its actually so good” so i did and YEA. ITS SO FUN?? AND THEATRICAL?? AND I LOVE THE MELODY?? like ok big mom go off
yea i already knew pudding was 16 bc i was all up in sanji’s business and reading about wci when i joined the fandom but I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KYROS AND I WAS SO MAD WHEN THAT REVEAL HAPPENED!??!!? I WAS LIKE DAMN ODA HAS DONE THIS SHIT LIKE 3 TIMES NOW?? for the third one i count shirahoshi. even though she didnt have a love interest it was nasty for him to make a character so obviously meant to be so beautiful and sought-after and sexualized and then make her a teenager. plus vander decken . existed.
OOH YEA THEY JUST GOT SANJI BACK AND THEY’RE TALKING WITH BEGE ABOUT AN ALLIANCE RN. I PLAN TO READ MORE TONIGHT SO WE WILL SEE 👁️
“am i into mackenyu? no.. zoro? yeahs........” this is so real
U DREW TRANSFEM SANJI?? HAH?? HELLO?? HELLO MAY I SEE??
i have an art degree and tbh i support law and his human sculptures wholeheartedly. its very dada of him imo. but abstract art seems more up his alley. regardless i know some of my professors would have been like “live human sculpture…wow…that is so Art” very marina abromavic of him as well. but um yeah he should still go to therapy tho. yea
robin and law 🤝 “cool and collected” characters thinking fucked up weird animals are cute
i’ve moved like 9 times in my life this is just another day in the life [eyebags the size of dinner plates]
(looks at the other ask in my inbox) oh yeah…very soon
omg. i started getting on the internet in single digits but to like. get on mylittlepony.com and play facebook games. i started being more “ONLINE” around probably 10 or 11 though and i made my tumblr account when i was 12 💀 i, too, sometimes see something old i posted and just go Oh God
and i DEF had/have too much personal info online bc of that but i’ve tried to cut it down lately in the interest of ~ internet safety ~ . i dont use my first name online as much (hence going by mont in addition to the. trans-ness) and i took all my selfies off my blog. but who knows what else i put up and have forgotten about
RUMOKI TAKAHASHI I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ‼️‼️ RUINING BEGRUDGING FATHER/ ADOPTED DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS FOREVER (jk i still love it but now im always just scared of. betrayal)
I LOVE VOCALOID!! i’ve been into vocaloid basically since i started being online (although i dont keep up with a lot of CURRENT vocaloid news so im like an old man who didnt keep up with the times. i love the original crypton 6 (miku, rin, len, meiko, kaito, luka) + gumi and gakupo but until a couple years ago i was like “What The Fuck is a Fukase” jbfvhjdn
i’ve caught up to date a little bit and still consider myself currently a vocaloid fan but yea im like a genwunner of vocaloid but just bc im lazy not bc im pretentious djsnkj
i actually saw kikuo (my fav vocaloid producer) in concert in january!! my first and only vocaloid concert…(but only bc he happened to be touring with bo en. no miku hologram for me)
ur like the third person ive met with aphantasia! and. yea its much easier in my head </3 why did i major in that shit </3
WAIT REALLY?? THEY DONT DO SBS ANYMORE?? I LOVE SBS :( I ALSO HAVE SOME ONGOING QUESTIONS I WANT ANSWERED!! (that i want someone else to ask kjvfnkfn) i looked it up and didnt see much at a cursory glance aside from the fact that sbs happens every volume instead of chapter (?) who knows but i hope they didnt stop completely…
toei feel my wrath re: the racism. oda also feel my wrath re: the sexism. and the racism (why do you use the same skin color for everyone in the colorspreads…oda PLEASE) and the worst part about the nami clone thing is that we know he can draw women differently. have u seen how he drew young big mom. she was so hot. and yet he chooses NOT TO!!
FKJNKDLS WHY AM I WHATS NEW PUSSYCATTING ON YOUR FEED. WITH THE CANNIBALISM POST TOO. I POST SO MUCH GOOD CONTENT TUMBLR WTH </3 (LYING)
YEA I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED HOW WELL DONE THE IMPEL DOWN REPRESENTATION FELT?? THAT WHEN WE GOT TO KAMABAKKA I WAS LIKE why did we go…backwards…but they cant take the impel down newkama land away from me. that scene where iva makes a speech about gender and does a little performance made me feel so seen on screen even if oda meant for it to be tokenism or something. i think he thinks we (gay ppl) are cool but doesnt quite get it. like he saw gay ppl and went “this would work with my silly art style so well. transgenderism is a thrilling character trait” and then did not attempt to understand much after that KDCKJS
FUKABOSHI MY BELOVED actually all 3 of the fishman princes…when they cheered up shirahoshi during the scene where their mom was murdered i actually cried as they danced and sang through their own tears. like wtF. AND YEA ZORO ALMOST DROWNED SO MANY TIMES THAT ARC BUT HE WAS STILL COOL AND HOT 😔 the noah was also a cool concept!! you see the noah’s arc thing come up a lot in anime for some reason?? like my d gray man loving ass was like huh…okay two nickels…
ur so right about the sidelining (its like anyone that isnt the east blue 5) and especially about chopper. aside from being mascotified i wish he wasnt baby-fied too (which stems from the mascot problem). like…he’s 17. chopper is a full ass teenager, not a child. I GET that he’s a reindeer and also very naive but imagine how cool he could have been post timeskip…horn point chopper is my fav bc i just love the design but IMAGINE IF HE LOOKED LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!
and he could have so much more development in terms of constantly seeing his crewmates near death and always having to fix it…or just him improving as a doctor! i dont think we get to see chopper doctor enough but we also dont get to see him struggle! (m really just over here advocating for more depression and more hardship for chopper im so sorry king)
a lot of the running jokes i can still get behind (zoro getting lost will never not be funny to me idk how it hasnt gotten old but it hasnt okay) maybe bc its so harmless?? robin’s gruesome joke i agree, its not overdone so i still like it. mean nami slapstick i’ve never liked but can get a chuckle out of me every once in a while. brook panty joke L 👎brook skull jokes would be funny but they’re always too easy 👎 and yea sanji is the worst victim. i found it somewhat funny/endearing pre thriller bark when it was mostly harmless swooning and heart eyes but nowadays uhhh [beating him to death with hammers]
u know what i see ur point on enies lobby. for water 7 it had great new characters and an AWESOME bright and beautiful water city setting but enies lobbies is. just a bunch of white government buildings on an island. the high point is definitely just robin’s moment. and kaku saying “I LOVE GIRAFFES. GIRAFFES ARE AWESOME”
one piece brainrot is ruining me i have MUCH IDEA !!
OKAY LISTEN . I HAVE HEARD BOTH ROBIN HETEROCHROMIA AND SANJI HETEROCHROMIA AND LIKE. I DONT THINK EITHER ARE / COULD BE CANON BUT. robin heterochromia is so fun. and sanji heterochromia although for some reason i dont feel like it fits him HAS POTENTIAL bc imagine when he comes back post timeskip with his bangs covering the other eye now and the crew is like “🤨 wait i thought you had blue eyes?” ugh i need it. ive seen a LITTLE art and like 1 fic of heterochromia sanji and its very entertaining for sure i always eat it up even tho i dont necessarily headcanon it. i am so glad i have authority on this in ur mind btw. [clanging my sanji gavel] order in the court
i agree about usopp and conqueror’s haki! like damn we already got two of them with it dont we…although i saw someone on youtube somewhere suggest he could have “conquerer’s observation” ?? idk enough about haki to understand that but it sounds cool 👍 its not spoilery so dw! although that yt comment made me think like “if there’s multiple types of conqueror’s haki it it like..all based on one guy? one original conqueror ?? and who was it…” who knows…i mean i know zoro has conqueror’s haki bc of spoils but idk how or when that happens (wano, i assume. idk how i feel about that yet bc much as i love the green guy sometimes i feel like he’s favored a bit for the op stuff) and you made some really solid points about usopp’s character too!! part of me was like “damn sanji the only monster trio member not to have conqueror’s haki…” but he could not have it for. several of the same reasons u listed for usopp lmao AND THATS OK!! THOSE THINGS ARE REASONS I LIKE THEM BOTH
“live action shanks is too hot” ok then explain this
you know what. that is. a good question. why do they get so big btw. like humans come in all sizes but why. is it to do with the gravity of the planet cause its so huge and got so many moons…thats how i explain half of the unrealistic things in this show lmao. maybe they just stand. its more Intimidating™. sorry villains dont get to sit (although that makes me think about that time doffy was just sitting on the table in the middle of the warlord meeting?? did u see that post?? its a screenshot like why did they let him on the table like that. evil cat behavior from local bird man)
THATS A GOOD SCENE TO POINT OUT. YEA YEA YEA YUOU GET IT. i loooove the serious luffy moments. ive said it a million times but luffy is intelligence 5 wisdom 20. luffy is actually very selfish but in a way that i dont hate…he just wants to be free. and free others. and he lives so in the moment. he’s so different from so many people that he’s very fascinating as a character to watch, esp bc he DOES have moments like u mentioned that make him feel real and have boundaries. u know its funny bc luffy is like the most open accepting character that its hilarious how many times ive seen something oda has written/done and been like “luffy would never do this. the character u made up and continue to write would be more accepting than this.” like luffy is totally chill with women, doesnt see them as lesser, never even hints at this like even zoro does, luffy’s super chill about bon clay and the newkama, luffy doesnt discriminate based on characters’ races etc etc etc. and yet oda DOEs do all this its like. oda u have to see if bc u MAKE it so why cant U BE MORE LIKE THE GUY YOU MADE UP FDJVKND. i think the only moment i can think of that even vaguely implies luffy knows what a gender role is is when he’s in amazon lily and they put him in a frilly shirt and he’s like “i dont wanna wear this. this isnt my style at all” but its all about his OWN preferences and not about anyone else’s. u get me??
“cannibalism is sexy sometimes” u get it. u get it. u understand. we are kindred spirits rn. join me
and the end KJFNDKJEN ITS OKAY MARCH LET’S GO TO THERAPY TOGETHER
to end off here are some of my one piece headcanons (some of which probably will never be canon and im okay with that)
first off sanji is a repressed bisexual and u can tear this from my cold dead hands. post kamabakka he’s gnc too he just wont admit it bc hes a scared little baby bitch. ik it was anime only but that scene were he’s fighting in a dress and caroline keeps telling him to accept himself or some shit as a flower slowly blooms metaphorically in the in-between footage was transgender as hell. also that time someone sent a message to oda in sbs saying like “i’m so glad sanji is girl crazy and not boy crazy” an oda responded “uh, totally” …like is the translation just coming off sarcastic or am i reaching-
i think zoro is gay. he just gives me that vibe ok. 2nd choice he is aroace and luffy is like his qpp or somethin ok (i dont ship zolu but i can admit those bitches got a point bc MAN they really love each other. i like it much better as friendship tho) and on that note luffy is aroace too.
nami is a lesbian. im aware all 3 of these are the popular fandom hcs but idc. this one i have actual evidence for have u seen how she latches onto every woman in each arc. she’s just as bad as sanji she’s just more chill about it /hj
FRANKY IS STRAIGHT BUT HE’S A REALLY LOUD ALLY OKAY . HE’S JUST A COOL DUDE
contrary to fandom hc i think robin and usopp are probably straight. robin would make a very dignified lesbian or bisexual but i think she’s just a weirdgirl straight who’s being a supportive ally with franky.
brook is probably straight but i think he was also simultaneously in love with yorki a little bit and doesnt talk about it bc yorki is gone now so its not like its gonna happen ever again. soul king “im straight but i had a boyfriend one time” brook
chopper is a reindeer
god what else do i have aside form sexuality headcanons. OH !! this isnt a headcanon but i have a running theory that many of the strawhats are based on classic characters from fiction/pop culture…i keep meaning to make a post about this but im busy
zoro is inspired by zorro. okay easy next
chopper is inspired by rudolph, obviously
usopp is inspired by pinocchio but I DONT SEE THIS ONE MENTIONED AS OFTEN: CYRANO DE BERGERAC!! down to the lying and the long nose and the crush on the rich girl out of his league!!
robin is inspired by matilda in my mind. weirdgirl with mind powers abused by her caregivers and obsessed with books…like okay oda just tell us u read roald dahl
i know sanji was inspired in looks by mr. pink in reservoir dogs but i havent seen that movie so i cant speak on anything else LMAO
i feel like its possible the others were inspired by more that i just am not aware of / might be japanese pop culture and therefore harder for western fans to spot…thoughts?
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Your fic was good! I love short smut fics, sometimes you just want to get to the hot shit without all the fluff and exposition to wade through. I probably missed some things by not really being familiar with Goat, but I feel like the way you described their interactions let me get a good grasp on the characters and their dynamic (although any time I can picture Nick Jonas while reading smut is a good time whether I know what’s really going on or not lol). Just a heads up, there are a couple times at the end where Amy is suddenly referred to as “they” after being “she” for the whole rest of the fic. I always appreciate when people let me know about typos in my fics so thought you might want to know too <3
You’re a good writer! I hope you write more smut about Nick’s characters in the future bc I am always the target audience for that in all contexts lmao
THANK YOU BESTIE 🥰
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Also thanks for letting me know about the pronoun mishaps! I go by they/them and I've been writing they/them in my Joe fic so switching back to she/her for other fics has been a STRUGGLE and I knew I was gonna slip up at some point.
Literally the only context you need for not having watched Goat is Phi Sig is the frat and Chance is Brett's best friend and I believe they grew up together based on how much Chance cares about Brad (Brett's brother) throughout most of the movie.
I'd recommend watching the movie, but it's a hard watch. Even me who enjoyed dark fucked up movies couldn't watch it in one shot. The real Brad Land said the movie was "hauntingly accurate" to what he went through.
As for more Nick smut WE WILL SEEE
I do have a Jumanji WIP in the works that might be smutty - or I might just post smutty one-shots swperate about Jefferson because he's so hot in that role it makes me angry.
I would like to write a Kingdom fic but if I do I don't see myself writing much if any smut about Nate. If I do it'll be gay because he's gay.
While I love some of Nick's other characters I haven't gotten much inspiration with them.
Jefferson, Brett, and Nate are my main
HOWEVER, I'm patiently waiting for his new movie The Good Half to come out publically - they showed it at Tribeca but idk if it'll get a theatrical or digital release
Based on the 2 stills I've seen from it, it might inspire something
We'll see 👀
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hi can i request the maurauders going to see the reader do a musical like heathers or mean girls and they are just confused and turned on bc they didn't expect it to be this dirty (can lead to smut or not). luv you and hope you are taking care of yourself, if not go get something to eat, drink some water, take a nap, or do somthing you enjoy. or dont not trying to be pushy :)
Creature of the Night || Poly!Marauders
Word Count: 3029 (excluding song lyrics)
A/N: I think I liked how this turned out? I didn’t make it smut but it’s certainly suggestive, I went with Rocky Horror, I know that the musicals mentioned in the request are more modern but I fucking love Rocky Horror and I think it works with the request. When I first read this request I smiled so much because I love live theater, I don’t perform as much as I used to because as I progress with my education I’m focusing more on the stuff I can use to pad my resumes for college and stuff but I still love going to see productions. One of the worst parts of the pandemic for me has been not being able to go see shows, I miss it so much.
Warnings: theatre enthusiast reader, erections, suggestive material, song lyrics, slight teasing, wearing very little clothing in front of an audience, I believe that that is it
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The magic of the stage was second to none. Sure, Hogwarts may have had witches and wizards, subjects like Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark Arts, and ghosts that spent their time meandering about the halls but there was always a part of you that looked forward to the summer between your years at Hogwarts. Because no matter how magical Hogwarts was, the theater always made you feel completely and utterly alive.
Every summer since the one after your first year at what all of your muggle friends thought to be a very prestigious boarding school up in Scotland, you’d taken part in your local youth theater’s productions. Your parents both being muggles thought that it would be a great way for you to be able to stay in touch with your muggle origins.
The first year you’d been far too nervous to actually audition for a role, the very thought causing bile to churn in your stomach and threaten to make you sick all over your kitchen floor when your father first pitched the idea. So instead you’d done costumes and it was the most wonderful experience of your life.
Who needed drugs when you had live theater? The hustle and bustle behind the scenes was electrifying but after two summers of costuming, of quick changes in the wings, learning how to use the ancient sewing machines they stored in the depths of the storage rooms, and pulling pieces for the actors to try on you decided that you wanted to try something more.
The moment you had stepped onto the stage it was like you’d come to life and you cursed yourself for not taking the risk earlier. You belonged on the stage, with the harsh stage lights on you and pounds of makeup plastered onto your face you could feel the magic thrumming through your veins and it was addicting.
If it was possible, you were even more excited to perform this summer, the previous school year you’d finally gotten together with your long time best friends the Marauders, turning them from friends to your boyfriends.
When your mother had sent word of the production being put on this summer you’d squealed while seated next to James and across from Remus, who had Sirius hanging off of his side. After explaining to them, mostly Sirius and James really, just what live theater was their first reaction was to ask if they could come see you perform.
“I don’t even know if I’m going to be cast,” You had explained gently, not wanting to get their hopes up in case you weren’t cast this year.
“Bull shit of course you’re going to be the cast,” Sirius had contested through a mouthful of jam and toast, waving his hand theatrically through the air, watching him that day was not the first time you’d considered how the way he acted often reminded you of an over enthusiastic theatre major.
Remus, the only one with any knowledge on muggle theatre had snorted, wrapping an arm around Sirius’ waist to pull him closer to his body, “She’s not going to be the cast Pads, she’s going to be casted,” He’d corrected gently, pressing a kiss into his long, dark tresses.
“Whatever,” The smaller boy had grumbled, taking a sip of pumpkin juice.
Which brought you to where you were right now, five minutes to curtain touching up your make up in the mirror of the shared make-up room.
“Hey (L/N),” One of your cast mates called settling into the makeup chair next to you as she plucked a tube of dark red lipstick from the small canary colored makeup bag she had previously abandoned on the counter, “Your boyfriends coming tonight?” She asked, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
“Yeah, they are,” You responded, applying mascara to your lashes.
“Excited to meet them, that photo you showed us,” She smiled, fanning her face with her hand, “Smoking,” She smiled, making eye contact with you in the mirror.
Rolling your eyes you ignored her comment, “It’s five minutes to curtain, you’re just now doing your make-up?” You chuckled, noticing her black face.
“Oh, shove it,” She laughed as you pushed yourself from your chair, traipsing out of the room, giving her the middle finger on your way out.
“Break a leg!” She called after you as the door latched shut.
You weren’t usually this nervous before a performance but knowing that your three boyfriends were sitting out there somewhere in the audience had you pacing back and forth backstage wondering what they were going to think of the whole production.
“Rocky Horror?” Sirius’ confusion evident in his voice as he plopped down in his seat next to Remus, throwing his arm around the werewolf’s shoulders, drumming his fingers on his clothed shoulder hidden behind his knitted cardigan.
“Yeah,” James collapsed into his chair on the other side of Remus, tucking one leg under his body, “No clue what it’s about but I’m sure our angel will be wonderful. Can you guys see her?” He straightened himself up in his seat, craning his neck in attempts to catch a glimpse of you.
Remus being the only one with any ties to the muggle world knew a bit about the show and had to do his very best to suppress a smirk from overtaking his face as he knew exactly what he and your other two boyfriends were getting themselves into.
“Just hush up you two, the show’s gonna start any moment,” He scolded, patting his large, scarred hand on James’ thigh, giving it a gentle squeeze.
“Rem,” Sirius whined, puckering his lips and closing his eyes, signaling to his boyfriend that he wanted a kiss.
“My needy baby,” He crooned, leaning in to connect his lips with Sirius’ in a quick liplock before pulling back, allowing Sirius to drop his forehead to smear against his shoulder.
“That’s mean,” Sirius murmured discontentedly.
“Poor baby Pads,” James cooed mockingly.
“Both of you,” Remus hissed as the lights in the theatre dimmed, “The show’s about to start, be good for me and be quiet yeah?”
Their response came in their silence as the crowd started settling down and the music from the orchestra pit began a voice coming from somewhere out of sight as it was played through the speakers,
“Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand”
Not 20 minutes into the show all three of them were as hard as rocks, James had already made Remus check the playbill for the name of the character you were playing, not being able to remember what you’d told them as all of his concentration was focused on a certain place.
Janet Weiss.
Remus couldn’t remember either, but he was almost certain that’s the name he could make out in the dark theatre, printed next to a picture of your smiling face.
When you’d stripped down to your underwear the boys could barely focus on the plot line of the show, only being able to watch the way your bare skin shone under the harsh light of the spotlights. Watching as sweat glistened on your skin, making you shine as you moved about the stage.
Enchanted by the melodic cadence of your voice they all felt a certain jealousy burning deep in the pits on their stomachs at the thought that there were dozens of other people packed into that theater, all observing you in your vulnerable state of under dress. Only they got to see you like that.
Sirius missed much of the first act glaring at members of the audience who he deemed as looking at you for too long for his liking, but if you were being honest a 4th year smiling at you in the hallway was sometimes too long for his liking.
It wasn’t like any of them had never seen you naked before, in fact they’d all seen you naked more than their fair share of times but something about you on that stage in a white bra with a matching slip was driving them all crazy.
Especially Remus, whose ultimate weakness was seeing you in anything white which was one of the reasons you’d been so excited to invite them in the first place, knowing that they would be horny messes the entire time.
On stage you did your very best not to look out into the audience looking for them, knowing that you wouldn’t be able to stop a ginormous grin from forming on your face and you couldn’t afford to break character. Not if you wanted the night to go your way.
As the opening notes to “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me”, rose from the orchestra pit you had trouble stopping a small smirk from pulling at your lips as you opened them, inhaling deeply before singing the first words of the song,
“I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before”
Despite yourself you caught a glimpse of long dark hair in the audience, quickly taking a glance at Sirius’ face, eyes glazed over in lust, legs shifting uncomfortably with his mouth hanging wide open.
Out of the corner of your eye you noticed another raven-haired boy’s mouth dropping as you shrugged off of your robe
“I thought there’s no use getting, into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and, seat wetting
Now all I want to know, is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more”
It was impossible to miss the way Remus’ jaw clenched as you laid your palm against Rocky’s chest, he was being played by your good friends who’d been working with the same theatre company as you since forever, he was like a brother to you. But that didn’t mean you couldn’t lay it on extra thick tonight with your boyfriends in the audience.
Tracing a dainty finger down Rocky’s chest you pushed your body against his singing out the next lyrics of the song,
“I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance”
You turned you and your cast mate so that looking over his shoulder you were able to meet Remus’ eye, sending him a quick wink before focusing back in on Rocky.
“Toucha, toucha, toucha, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night”
Pressing your back up against Rocky’s chest you guided his hands with yours to your breasts, squeezing them as you followed the choreography you knew by heart.
You ripped your slip from your body with the help of Rocky leaving you in only your white bra, matching panties and a pair of small heels as you paraded around stage, belting the suggestive lyrics into the theater.
“Then if anything grows, while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down (down, down, down)
And that’s just one small fraction, of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand, oh i need action”
You smirked, thinking about all of the action you’d be on the receiving end of later that night as you sunk to your knees in front of Rocky, your hands grasping his thighs. Deciding to tease them perhaps a little more than necessary as you went through the number, curling your leg around his and pressing your bodies together so that there was no space between your two questionably clothed bodies.
As the number was brought to a close it was impossible for you to ignore the excitement bubbling up inside of you as you continued your way through the show you kept throwing glances at your boyfriends, always finding their eyes already trained on you. More often than not, on some body part other than your face.
If your boyfriends thought that they had a bit of a problem before that song they were in a terrible predicament now.
Remus caught Sirius on multiple occasions trying to move the hand that he was holding to grope at his crotch as he tried to buck up into his boyfriend’s hand. And much to his own dismay, Remus would pull his hand away, thinking it probably wasn’t the best idea to give his boyfriend a hand job in a crowded theater. Knowing that he wouldn’t have to worry about James touching himself because he would never dream of disobeying him, Remus divided his attention between you on the stage and keeping Sirius in check.
Each of the boys were counting down the seconds until the show came to an end and they could get out of there and relieve some of their tension. As the curtains were pulled closed they all breathed a sigh of relief before they reopened, leaving all three of them bewildered and slightly annoyed, even more so when they noticed everyone around them standing as they applauded the actors.
Remus forced both of them up when you rushed to the front of the stage, curtsying as the crowd went wild, your boyfriends most notably. As you took your bow you blew a kiss to your boyfriends taking note of the uncomfortable way they all stood, trying to adjust their erections to make them less noticeable while simultaneously applauding you.
As you cleared the stage after curtain call you took your time, doddling towards the dressing rooms where you had left the clothes you’d arrived at the theater in along with a special outfit you’d brought for after the show. Usually you were one of the first actors to clear the theater after a show but tonight you took your time. Hanging up your costume with more care than anyone really should treat any garment with and certainly more than what it needed.
You smirked mischievously as you pulled the you’d brought outfit from your bag and shimmied it up your legs before slipping the delicate straps up your shoulders. You glimpsed yourself in the mirror, the red satin of the dress clinging to your curves in an attractive manner, short enough to display miles of legs and low cut enough to show off a decent amount of cleavage and perhaps a sighting of the matching red bra you were wearing beneath it.
Slinging the back of your black heels over the heel of your feet you snatched your purse from the armchair in your dressing room before striding out to go meet your boyfriends in the lobby, where you’d told them to wait for you.
Their heads all turned as they heard the clacking of your heels against the tile of the floor, “Boys,” You greeted as they unabashedly took in your new appearance.
As he most often was, Remus was the first one to collect himself, “Puppy, you were wonderful,” He praised, walking to meet you as you approached him, leaning down to smear a kiss against your cheek, “You did amazing up there, so proud of you,” He threw his arm around your waist as you walked towards Sirius and James.
“We got something for you,” He explained, his grip on your waist tightening, “Jamie give it to her, yeah?”
“Oh yeah,” The smaller boy grinned, remembering the bouquet he held cradled in his arms as he handed it over to you, “Here you go angel.”
“Thank you Jamie,” You said as you took it from him, closing your eyes as you buried your nose in the sweet smelling flora. As you opened your eyes you made eye contact with Sirius, who stood across from you, practically drooling as he took in your appearance without any shame, “They smell wonderful.”
“You okay Si?” You asked, looking up through your eyelashes, batting them innocently.
“Like you don’t know exactly what you did up there to us (Y/N/N),” Remus whispered in your ear, pressing his nose into your temple.
“You guys are the ones who wanted to come,” You lilted, rubbing one of the velvety petals between the pads of your thumb and forefinger.
“Could’ve warned us,” James mumbled, his eyes not leaving your thighs as he licked his lips, if it were anyone else you would’ve been uncomfortable but you couldn’t help but feel flattered whenever any of them ogled you.
“And what’s with the dress Pup?” Sirius nodded his head appreciatively towards your dress, obviously admiring the way it hung on your body.
“What, you don’t like it?” You asked with fake hurt in your voice, knowing that he more than liked it, he fucking loved it.
“S’not that,” Remus mumbled, nosing at your jugular, “Just that whole show, got us a little bit worked up. We didn’t expect it to be so sexual Puppy,” He nodded towards James and that’s when you noticed the erection he was still sporting.
“Got us really worked up, can we go home now?” James asked, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, trying to distract himself from his little problem.
“Jamie,” You whined, smiling wickedly, “I wanted to celebrate, I was thinking we could go eat somewhere, I was thinking maybe Thai food?”
You watched as Sirius ground his teeth, conflicted between needing to get home and not wanting to deny you from what you wanted.
“Having fun teasing us Bunny?” Remus asked you with a sly smirk, knowing exactly what you were doing.
“M’not teasing,” You insisted, turning indignantly to your other boyfriend.
“Sure you aren’t,” He chuckled, “Thai sounds great (Y/N), wanna talk with you about the show,” The idea of teasing Sirius and James even longer was very appealing to Remus and he was ready to make the sacrifice of being teased himself, knowing that he’d be able to get back at you later that night.
“But-” James began.
“You wanna argue with me Jamie?” Remus challenged, raising a singular eyebrow.
“No,” He moped, “Of course not.”
“Good,” Remus said, nodding his head approvingly, “We wouldn’t wanna deny our Princess would we?”
James shook his head, eyes pleading, desperately seeking Remus’ approval.
“Pads?” Remus challenged, turning his attention to the other raven haired man.
“What? Oh um, of course not,” He agreed distractedly, dragging his eyes from your form to meet Remus’, his reluctance evident in his voice.
“Good,” Remus said pointedly, his eyes cold, daring Sirius to question him. When he didn’t the werewolf continued, “Let’s get going then, there’s a nice little restaurant a couple blocks away yeah?”
As you all hummed your consent you made your way to the exit, “Ten galleons if you can make James cum in his pants at dinner,” Remus whispered in your ear quietly enough so that James and Sirius trailing behind you wouldn’t be able to hear you, you could hear the smirk in his voice as you exited the theatre.
“Deal.” This was going to be fun, you considered that you might have to invite them to come see the show again.
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HI I'M THE PERSON THAT REQUESTED MOTHER!READER AND HOLY FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT IT HAS ME SCREAMING THANK YOU SO MUCH <33
I don't even know where to begin, but I just wanted to let you know that I adored it so much and that you are an amazingly skilled writer! The entire exchange between Becky and her mother felt so natural that I could actually see something like that happening in the show, had they done more with Lexicon and just Becky's family/backstory in general. Also I loved each and every one of the bonus headcanons!! They're all great, but I especially found the one where Tobey wants to impress her so that there's one less thing standing between him and his crush to be especially adorable and in character. Though, I think the one about all the villains dreading Becky's mom's visits is probably my favorite bc…yeah, they absolutely would lmfao.
Also!! I want to apologize for the awkward wording in the first paragraph of my ask! I totally goofed up when I sent it bc I made the assumption that you were planning on sticking to Dr Two Brains x Reader stuff and that any headcanons would be related to that, so that's what I meant when I referred to myself as a simp. I desperately hope I didn't give the impression that I was calling myself a simp for Wordgirl or anything like that and I am so, so sorry if I did 💀 Though, I'm so glad I made that error in assumption bc I literally got the best fic and headcanons I could have ever asked for out of it, so thank you! 💚
If it's okay to do it here, would it be alright if I request a Dr. Two Brains x Wordgirl's Bio Mom!Reader? Ngl, with your skills, I'm very curious to see what you could do for something like that 👀 (No pressure or anything, of course <3)
Thank you again!
AAAAAAAA THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMPLIMENTS, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT BC I REALLY PUT A LOT INTO THAT ONE <3
And I can absolutely do dtb x reader for this scenario! now i'm glad i left his role in all this so open ended in part 1. I'll just go with headcanons for now but if there's any ideas you particularly like in here, feel free to request a full fic!
for those that haven't read it, here's part 1.
-Doctor Two Brains is not typically a patient man, but when his status as the top villain is on the line, he considers it of utmost importance to play his cards very carefully. It's easy enough to lie in wait and shoplift cheese subtly until the time is right to strike. With a new hero in town, he considers it best to watch a few lesser villains attempt to battle you and learn from their mistakes when you are inevitably victorious.
-Once he feels he has the perfect plan, then he makes his move and carries out a proper heist. Theatrical, flashy, one that sends a message. One that will properly signal that he is the fiercest and craftiest villain you'll face in this city.
-But of course, just like all his plans, this one falls through when you turn out to be stronger and smarter than he bargained for. And it really doesn't help that you're a lot prettier up close, I mean, really, it's just distracting.
-Of course, this doesn't dissuade him from trying again, and again, and again, and of course you and Wordgirl take him down every time. And each time he fails, he can't help but admire your strength a little more than before.
-It's strange to him. He's been attracted to power before, sure, but he's usually only interested in other villains. Normally he finds heroes with their self righteousness and annoying, pesky little moral code to be nothing more than a bother, but something about the way you so fiercely fight for the side of good has him blushing. He can't help but scold himself for it, it's SUCH a cliché, he's supposed to be better than that.
-The mouse brain doesn't like this one bit. It was bad enough his human host still thinks of Wordgirl almost like a daughter, but now he's catching feelings for her actual parent? Ugh. Squeaky thinks this is all a waste of time and totally counterproductive to GETTING MORE CHEESE, DAMMIT! Unfortunately for Squeaky, Steven has somewhat of a spiteful streak and will stick it to the mouse whenever he can, so his little crush on you holds pretty strong.
-Eventually he sorts his own feelings out and gets daring enough to test the waters. He starts flirting with you in the middle of a fight, much to poor Wordgirl's absolute horror. She's even more horrified when you seem to reciprocate. Gross, her mom-slash-partner in crime and her arch rival who's kind of her quasi second dad are being all lovey dovey. Huggy's kind of just off the the side watching this unfold like a bad romcom and he's absolutely invested.
-Dtb is not entirely sure he thought this through when you haul him off to jail and leave him with a kiss on the cheek. Talk about confusing. It's great that you seem to feel the same and it's kinda hilarious watching Wordgirl lose it, but... What does one even do beyond just idle flirting in this situation? It's not real easy to advance things into a proper relationship outside work when his day job is fighting you.
-He wants to catch you alone for a moment and work something out, properly separate work from his love life. He has his henchmen hold up a cheese shop on one side of town and starts turning buildings to cheese as far away as he can so you and Wordgirl have to split up. Lucky for him, You decide to take him on yourself, and he has his chance to ask you to dinner before you take him to jail again.
-You fall into a sort of rhythm. Outside of committing crimes that you have to stop, he's pretty pleasant company; very affectionate, very sweet, he always seems happy to have you around. He tries pretty hard to be romantic when you're off work to make it clear there's no hard feelings no matter what happens during the hero-villain back and forth.
-The henchmen are always pretty excited when you're over because that usually means the boss will be in a good mood and be a lot nicer to them.
-Every once in awhile he'll invite you and Wordgirl over to his lair for a movie night with the henchman so maybe this whole thing will be a little less awkward for her. She's always pretty tense at first, suspecting this will be a trap, but after a couple nights that go incident free, she starts to trust that he won't pull anything. It's oddly domestic, and it reminds her of when he was just Dr. Boxleitner and they were still friends. You can't help but be happy that she gets to have a sense of normalcy every now and then as Wordgirl and not just as Becky.
#dr two brains#wordgirl#becky botsford#headcanons#x reader#you KNOW becky would think the flirting is cringe#this is like pure fluff with a hint of angst if you squint#it's like the la croix of angst#i am the rat man
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— the little things they love about you
𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤: 𝕚’𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕠𝕞𝕝. 𝕡𝕥 𝟚 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟!
𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕖
Shinsou Hitoshi:
he loves how much you appreciate the sky
when youre both on a walk, either in the midst of conversation or in comfortable silence, hitoshi always catches you looking up and thinking
whether it’s to look at the clouds or the stars, your eyes travel across the wide canvas above and all he can think about is how relaxed n ethereal you look doing it
you do this little smile and then look back at him and he has to quickly avert his eyes as if he wasn’t staring
people say your head tends to be in the clouds, but he knows it’s just bc you have an appreciation for the larger parts of life
it’s something small out of the 1000s of other things he adores about you but he wouldn’t change it for anything
Sero Hanta:
others may find it weird or annoying, but you always put that wide triangular smile on sero’s lips when you just randomly burst out into song
like yall will be sitting around in his room, studying, and all of a sudden you go,
“we be all night, LOVVVVVEEEEE” (pls tell me yall have seen that one video of meg where she sings it w her head out of the car skskksks) and he just loses it
or everyone’s having lunch together, talking n whatnot, and you start muttering, “ pop a perc’ and I blackout, fuck it, I’m blowing her back out, WWE if she fuckin w me, put that pussy on smack down gang, gang, gang, gang—“
everyone’s like??? but sero (and bakusquad tbh) is vibin and 100% joins in
it’s a cute little quirk of yours that he finds adorable and funny. you just never fail to put him in a good mood. he’s just v grateful for you
Todoroki Shouto:
he absolutely loves it when you put your make up on bc it’s a whole show and a half
whether you have it on or not doesn’t matter to him, but seeing you get so hype makes him smile
you’ll wipe away the baking powder and start feeling yourself
“oooouuu you see that contour? period.”
shouto can’t help but chuckle under his breath and shake his head when you start dancing because of your sharp eyeliner
it might be a bit simple, but your happiness and goofy attitude brings butterflies to his stomach bc...damn, you’re really his :’)
Bakugo Katsuki:
every time you kiss his hands, bakugo swears he needs nothing else in his life
his hands have always been both a pride and an insecurity of his
he’s got so much power in them but he gets sweaty a lot and he tended to accidentally blow up a lot of things and sometimes hurt people...especially as a kid. so he subconsciously keeps them hidden
but then you come along and just change his life w the small pecks you give them every day
it’s nothing dramatic or corny. just a quick kiss for if you leave his arm or when he cups your face
maybe you don’t mean it, but he thinks about. even though you know what they could do, you still trust that he won’t hurt you with them and that means the world to him
Togata Mirio:
your reaction to most of your emotions is to jump and mirio thinks its literally the cutest thing he’s ever seen
when youre happy or excited about something, you’ll do this grandiose jump
when you’re sad or frustrated, you’ll do quick mini bounces and pout
even when you’re just going about life, you’ll sometimes skip around
you remind him of a cute little bunny and he just goes ahhhhhhhh every time
you must be protected at all costs!
Tamaki Amajiki:
he loves those moments when he’s got his head on your chest and watches silently as you play games
whether it’s a game on your phone or the console, he likes to see you so into whatever youre playing
and he adores it when you make dramatic noises or tell him how unfair something was
despite your theatrics, it’s calming for him bc he realizes how comfortable you are w each other
tamaki also thinks your foul mouth is funny despite his soft reprimands for you to not curse
he likes it when you win, but a small part of him likes it when you lose as well bc you’ll pout and then he gets to take it away w a soft kiss and say, “it’s okay, bunny. you’ll get it next time”
Dabi:
he loves your attitude
he thinks it’s so funny when you make lil stank faces if someone does something you don’t like
or when he tries to tell you something about yourself and you go “and what about it?”
and the times you get in a sour mood and everything is a shrug or a bored stare
it’s annoying asf sometimes but the way you purse your lips, roll your eyes, and roll your neck gets him going lmao
he’s a sassy bitch himself and enjoys someone who matches his energy
Shigaraki Tomura:
this is so ironic (and lowkey creepy ig) but he loves watching you moisturize
please hold the jokes 💀
shiggy doesn’t care about much in this world, including himself, and being your bf threw him into a loop bc...feelings
so he finds himself staring at the mundane things you do bc you looks so peaceful and beautiful doing it
when you smooth the shea butter in and your skin is soft n glowy, he can’t help but think, “wow”
extra bonus points if you use face oils bc he’ll go into cardiac arrest...like how are real and why do you want him?
and when he holds you, he breathes you in like your fresh air and hates his life a little less
Hawks:
he says he hates it but he loves it when you do his eyebrows
his brows are something serious lmao but when you started dating, you would take your razor and tweezer and shape them bc he absolutely will not get them threaded or waxed
hawks thinks it’s really not that deep (besides, he got you w his bushy brows anyway right?)
but he sits and takes it bc he likes (you being on top) watching you concentrate and mutter to yourself . it’s cute
it’s also the idea of someone taking care of him that makes his wings twitch w adoration
he falls in love w you a little more each time
#bnha headcanons#mha headcanons#shinsou hitoshi#shinsou x reader#sero hanta#sero x reader#todoroki shouto#shouto x reader#bakugo katsuki#bnha bakugo x reader#togata mirio#mirio x reader#tamaki amakiji#tamaki x reader#dabi#touya todoroki#dabi x reader#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki x reader#mha hawks#takami keigo#hawks x reader#ig this is another contribution to fluffvember?
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the more i think about fear street, the more i obsess over how well constructed nick goode is as like, the embodiment of privilege and the evil of the banal.
what really sticks with me is that one shot revealing that he, not his father or brother, was the one who wrote tommy's name on the wall. bc listen, i thought sheriff nick was sus from the getgo, but i bought teen counselor nick as sincere. i saw part 2 and thought ok, so he's just a stupid negligent cop. he took the path sam could've taken and chose the easy sunnyvale way out.
but he picked tommy. even if he was always going to sacrifice the camp, choosing tommy feels so incredibly sinister bc nick HAD to know that had the highest likelihood of getting cindy killed. i think it's safe to infer that nick wanted cindy dead, whether as some delusional "favor" to ziggy since she "hated" her, or simply to isolate ziggy and make her dependent on him.....it's fucked. it shows how coldly calculated he was manipulating ziggy.
everything he did, whether he was aware of it or not, came down to making the fantasy of solomon saving sarah come true. but making ziggy into sarah also meant that she saw (enough of) sarah's truth. even with just a fraction of the truth, ziggy couldn't forgive nick. and so, by trying to have his cake and eat it too, nick just ended up sabotaging himself.
this is the self destructive nature of privilege. if nick would've minded his fucking business by simply choosing to not kill innocent children, and instead was just nice to ziggy over time, maybe still helped her prank the mean girl.....she would've still fallen for him, and probably would've long term chosen to be with him. but his ego was just too fucking huge. he believed that he had the right to use the power his family had amassed over generations. he believed he was entitled to get to play the hero and to get the girl. he didnt have to be a great person to get what he wanted, he just had to not actively be the most cruel, selfish prick that he absolutely could be. and he still couldnt help himself.
and of course, the truly chilling part is that despite all the campy theatrics (goode is evil will always crack me up), this is barely an exaggeration of the real rich white male entitlement in the world. we have had real massacres committed by similarly entitled pieces of shit like eliot rodgers. so....yeah. it truly comes down to the evil of the banal.
#fear street#fear street trilogy#nick goode#ziggy berman#fear street spoilers#ik a lot of this has honestly already been said but its a way of getting my feet wet analyzing these films#next i really want to talk about the role of nurse lane/the widow as a catalyst in parts 2 and 3#meta#long post
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Ive seen a lot of Dream (and usually Techno and Phil too) as gods au (i have one too dw) but all of you are sleeping on the funniest option.
Tommy is the god.
Tommy.
hes the only one in that galaxy (other than drista ofc)
Just imagine how fucking funny it is like
it would be so fucking hilarious
and tommy just doesnt tell them
so techno is just there making all these blood god jokes and jokingly telling tommy to serve him and tommys just laughing
imagine a god in the form of a chaotic 16 year old racoon gremlin just walts into your land commits arson and gets banned, only to come back with another person who he helps start a nation for drugs?
imagine how fucking funny it is
just
imagine tubbo banning a literal god from his lands and he just doesnt come back? he just plays by the rules? then goes and like sits in the corner all sad because some humans/dreamons told him to leave
ranboo, just joining the server: hi-
a chaotic gremlin god: wanna commit arson with me?
ranboo, just trying to vibe and maybe not disturb this god: sure
Phil and Ranboo recongnize Tommy as a god on sight.
Everyone else just refuses to believe it. hes Tommy. Tommyinnit. hes just weird lol
And Drista being a fucking chaotic blood god?
drista is open about her godhood and does not hesitate to spawn blocks
Drista finds Dream and decides she likes this small human, and dream just has to deal with it lmao.
drista and tommy are both born at the same time.
Tommy is a god of music, chaos, war and theivery (the last one bc he is a BITCH)
Drista is the blood god, chaos, deception, and theatre
okay but imagine the sbi interactions... like ig in this au tommy joins at like 12/13 years of age (in their minds) so he doesnt really grow much
and like tommy, a literal god, just claiming phil as his father???
phil, in his house making eggs, assuming one of his sons woke up and came to the kitchen, not looking: hey son
tommy, from their couch, already deciding hes phils son now: whats up dad?
phil: looks up at tommy who are you
tommy: idk dad, who am i
phil: *stares at tommy for a second* eh i made extra eggs you can stay
ASJIDGASUIOG IMAGINE TOMMY TELLING THEM HES A GOD BUT THEY THINK HES JOKING AND IGNORE HIM
everyone on the server: tommy is the youngest!
tommy, as old as the universe: no im not!!!! im not a child!!!! he doesnt pout because pouting is for children and hes not a child but hes pouting
tubbo: lol im older than you by a month tommy dont try to hide it
tommy: im not a child!!!!
techno: laughs
tommy doesn't try to hide that hes a god just its tommy
thats all the evedince anyone needs to think tommy isnt a god or powerful
its like mcc hes good but only when he doesnt throw for content
quackity: sees drista written in bedrock lmao drista visited?
tommy: yeah! i wrote that for her!
quackity: snorts yeahhhh sureee tommy
imagine like how fucking funny it is jsut like
a fucking chaotic god breaks into your house androbs you makes a room under your house and decides to live in your floorboards
imagine dream like trying to manipulate tommy, and tommy a fucking anchient diety immeditly recongnizes what hes doing
but decides to play along for the angst and giggles and then actually gets mad when no one fucking cares for his theatrics
tommy, storming off to technos base to rob and build under: >:///// cant believe none of them acknoledged my deppression
i love that tommy stills robs everyone, he doesnt need to he can spawn in anything he wants
he just does it for the sport of robbery
JAKOGFSDOH
THE HOLY LAND
dream: im god actually
tommy: thats so fucking funny lets make a cult about that :)
dream: see! look! im god! and jesus!
tommy: wheezing
imagine tommy getting stressed and letting go of his mortal form
Tommy, his human form peeling away, showing his actual form a bit: WH̸͘A͠T̷ ̶̢T͞H͢E ̡͘F̴̵͘Ù̧C͜K҉ ̶T͘͜͞E͟CHǸ͏Ǫ
Techno: HAH?
tommy just saw tubbo and got emotionally attached
Tommy, a literal god: hello
Tubbo: oh hi do you like my pet bee?
Tommy: you’re mine now
Tubbo: im okay with this
tommy, a bored god: gives techno shapeshifting powers
techno, not even caring: changes into more human to pig-ishg forms as he wishes this is my life now ig
phil lets tommy do fuck all in exile bc he knows hes a god hes fine
phil: IDC IF YOURE A GOD! YOU WILL DO THE DISHES NOW YOUNG MAN! tommy: grumbles but does them
phil is the only one who can control tommy
god... tommy... with star freckles... on his human form... (as well as his god one)
tommy: f̷͛͠a̵̋t̵̒̑h̸̚e̶̓͝r̸͊ ̸̐̒i̴ ̸̅̿d̷̉͆o̵͂͋ ̵̛̆ñ̸̾ő̶́t̸̎́ w̶͆͘i̴͠s̵̓̈́h̸͗́ ̵̯͗f̶͋́ő̴͑r̷̐̌ ̶͝é̵̽g̸͊͂g̵̒s̷͂̃
phil: idc, eat your goddamn eggs
tommy: pouts
tommy, despite being able to get supplies himself by fucking spawning them in: hey tubbo? we need supplies
In this au ig like if a god claims you you get a mark on your skin showing that. Drista’s would be like a green crown, Tommys would be a red and white disk (white as the outer ring and red as the center) (its different enough that if you don’t realise tommy is a god you wouldnt realise whos it is) (schlatt is the only one who never had one which shoulda been a sign dude :/)
Dream has two from the beginning, everyone else has only one, well until they meet drista. (sbi have had one since they met tommy, though they dont remember the first time they met tommy)
wait what if tommy like found them all as children one by one and later kinda pulled some strings to get them all in one kingdom. (he still joined sbi through forcing phil to adopt him)
OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF TOMMY MET TECHNO WHEN TECHNO WAS YOUNG ENOUGH TO NOT REMEMBER
tommy would hang out with baby techno and tell him stories
once he told him the story of a man named thesus
another time he told him the story of a blood god
like for example tommys first time meeting techno would be like
(for context techno lived in a shitty village and was an orphan and it was kinda a dog eat dog place, he learned how to be strong because of it)(he was young enough that he doesn’t remember this well, just like learning about the blood god and someone giving him gold)
baby techno: sighs
tommy, appearing out of nowhere: oh heyyy whyre you sad?
techno: jumps turning around with a knife up ready for a fight who are you
tommy: im tommy! :)
techno: what do you want from me! you dont scare me!
tommy: whats your name!
techno: i have a knife! i'll use it!
tommy: of course, thats a given, but its rude not to tell people your name
techno, confused: t-technoblade?
tommy: smiles thats a nice name
techno: so.
tommy: hm?
techno: why're you here
tommy: i don't have a reason. im just a traveller!
techno: then why hole to this terrible village! theres nothing nice here! everyone is terrible and so are you!
tommy: hmmmm i dont agree
techno: what are you? a child? i thought adults were supposed to know that everyone is mean
tommy: mmhmm looks at the bruise on technos face where'd you get that?
techno: fight. i won. i'll win against you too! so don't try anything.
tommy: of course. i would never win in a fight against a blood god
techno, putting down his knife a bit, stars in his eyes: blood god?
tommy: grins blood. god. i think she'd like you.
techno, muttering: maybe i can give the blood god some of your blood
tommy: laughs yeah, she'd defenitly find you intresting
tommy: here tosses techno a golden crown at techno, he spawned it in in the moment
techno: whats this?
tommy: a crown, thought it suit you screams in the distance
tommy: huh. i need to go. have fun lil piglin. ruffles technos hair before running off towards the screaming unbeknownst to the pig the blood god was actually the one waiting for the god he met.
techno: stares at the crown
Techno found a pouch of gold in his ‘house’ later that day. he didnt know who left it but it helped him get food for that night. (he kept the crown)
okay but imagine tommy not taking the war seriously at all, and only seeing it as a squabble between mortals, Like toddlers fighting
dream: SURENDER BY TOMMOROW OR WE'LL DECLARE WAR!
wilbur: FUCK YOU WE'LL NEVER SURENDER AND JOIN YOUR SMP! Tommy: how cute
tommy doesnt realise that theyre serious until wilbur dies
tommy would usually go apeshit against anyone who dares messes with his humans, but what is he supposed to do when his humans are fighting Eachother?
wilbur: fucking goes insane and dies
tommy: hey- hey can you guys let me talk to wil for a sec?
everyone else leaves
tommy, unsually somber: sorry i didnt help you i forgot how easily breakable mortals are
tommy: this time you wont die, and i'll make it so that you dont break again, okay?
tommy: brings wilburs soul out of its body and enters his mindscape
ghostbur: wakes up what- where am i?
tommy: hi there
ghostbur: who are you
tommy: i go by a lot of names all, one, you, the world, the universe, god, but you can just call me tommy
ghostbur: oh okay. who am i?
tommy: you're name was wilbur soot. you were the son of philza minecraft and brother to Technoblade, Tubbo and myself.
ghostbur: was?
tommy: well you see, you died.
ghostbur: oh... well what am i then?
tommy: a ghost! well actually its your choice. would you like to continue your existance or fade away with your body?
ghostbur: i dont want to fade away!
tommy: smiles thats what i thought you'd say stretches his hand to wilbur
ghostbur: grabs tommy hand
tommy: lets go home
ghostbur doesnt remember that though
he only remembers the good
tommy wont let him remember the bad, what if he breaks again? mortals are so fragile
phil realises what tommy did as soon as he sees ghostbur
drista, painting tommys nails (there both in god form btw) (after wilburs death btw): tommy shouldn't you of all gods realise how fragile they are?
tommy: i know just... forgot
drista: sighs and nods i get what you mean, especially with the ones we found... they act a lot like gods sometimes i forgot they arent
tommy: ikr? wait- drista here gets drista's hair out of her face you were gonna get it on my nails, anyways, don't judge me. we all know if dream died you would turn him into a ghost too
drista: smirks not if you do it first, we all know you would
tommy: you say that as if you wouldn't fight me to do it first
drista: ....
tommy: ...
drista: both of us when he dies?
tommy: nods
tommy: anyways my turn to do your nails
or like tommy with ghostbur like
ghostbur: i don't like this :(
tommy, a worried brother and god: whats wrong?
ghostbur: everyone is mad at me and i d-dont know why- why are they mad at me
tommy: theyre mad at something alivebur did
ghostbur: b-but im not alivebur sniffs it hurts. i dont like it.
tommy: spawns in some blue here
ghostbur: whats that?
tommy: its some blue! it'll help you not hurt anymore!
ghostbur: how does it work?
tommy: see how its blue?
ghostbur: nods
tommy: well its blue because it sucks up all the bad feelings! it'll help
ghostbur: !!!!!
ghostbur: presses the blue into his chest
ghostbur: !!!!its working!!!! :D
tommy: smiles good
wilbur fucking died and tommy went from annoying little brother to caring older brother
tommy just wants to help his brother :) though he doesnt realise that not letting ghostbur remember bad memories isnt good
*at logsted shire btw*
ghostbur: who are you?
tommy, chuckling: did you forget me already ghostbur?
ghostbur: i didnt forget you! i think! you're tommy! i just... you're different
tommy, looks over at ghostbur: different how?
ghostbur: you're not normal are you?
tommy: grins whaaaaat? you think im weirdddd? how heartbreaking... my own brother thinks im weird, this is terrible
ghostbur: giggles
tommy: but really, don't worry about it bur.
ghostbur: you sure?
tommy: yeah, dont worry about me
ghostbur: smiles okay! do you want some blue anyways?
tommy: giggles sure!
ghostbur: grins
ghostbur isnt worried about tommy
he knows hes strong
phil having to tell tommy that he cant just not let wilbur remember the bad memories
and tommys like "what if he breaks again!"
and phil hugs him and tells him to at least ask ghostbur if he wants to remember and tommys like ‘fine’
tommy: hey bur?
ghostbur: yeah?
tommy: do you like you're memories?
ghostbur: i mean, yeah its hard not to when you only remember the good
tommy, quietly: would you want to remember the bad?
ghostbur: w-what brought this question on
tommy: answer the question
ghostbur: no- alivebur was badi shouldn't want to-
tommy: but what do you want bur?
wilbur, silent for a moment: yeah- yeah i do. not that i like the bad memories! they hurt... but i wish i could remember
tommy: ...
ghostbur: hey tommy?
tommy: yeah?
ghostbur, with tears in his eyes: do you think they'd be less mad at me if i could remember, maybe then i could repair my relationships, what the hell am i supposed to do when i dont even remember hurting them?
tommy: what if they dont? what if you break again?
ghostbur, saltily: we'll maybe i'll be able at least be able to say i know why everyone hates me
tommy: i know how to get all of your memories back
ghostbur, looks towards tommy in shock: you do???
tommy: nods
ghostbur, voice wavering: for how long
tommy: since the beginning
ghostbur: and you didnt tell me
tommy: i did what i thought was best. i just didnt want you to hurt anymore.
ghostbur, angrily: WELL THAT CLEARLY WORKED DIDNT IT?
tommy: sorry wilbur, sometimes i forget how to handle humans
ghostbur: what-
tommy: sighs and taps ghostbur on the forehead and ghostbur does the ghost equivilent of passing out
tommy: wont hide any memories this time
ghostbur doesnt wake up, instead wilbur wakes up
weither thats good or bad we'll see
wilbur, waking up with all his memories: HOLY SHIT TOMMY WASN'T KIDDING
phil, who was reading beside the bed tommy placed wilbur into, which was in technos house. yes he broke into technos house with a passed out wilbur. move on.: hm?
wilbur: holy shit
phil: huh? yeah.
wilbur: wait you knew?
phil: yeah i recongnized him as soon as i saw him about 5 years ago now?
wilbur: excuse me while i freak out because my little brother is an actual god
it really hits wilbur that tommy is a god later
wilbur: hey tommy?
tommy: yeah?
wilbur: how fucking old are you?
tommy: snorts of course thats the first thing you ask
wilbur: well?
tommy: i dont really know the exact years since years are kind of a human thing that were invented recently
wilbur: they were invented thousands of years ago-
tommy: but it was around the beginning of this galaxy
wilbur, softly: what the fuck
tommy telling wilbur stories about different heros and villains and different humans he met during his life.
Adsjbffsg what if Tommy made himself blonde and blue eyed and white bc thats hyow the first human he met looked like asjfhsd
and just didnt change that, despite meeting new humans, its just his defult settings.
he would totally do this tho im crying.
drista just based her human form off dream because she is his sister now. he must deal with this. trying disowning me when i look like you BITCH.
thats my take anyways later might continue this
#tommyinnit#dsmp#dream smp#drista#god au#technoblade#wilbur soot#ghostbur#dreamwastaken#tubbo#philza minecraft#long post#just needed to say this
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ik this is an atla blog but... could we hear some of ur izumi headcanons? (perhaps a sprinkle of izumi x kya if ur feelin generous)
been sittin on this ask since april (sorry!!!) bc i wanted to give this question the attention it deserved (and also there are just. a lot of asks in the inbox to get thru. oof). also yess i’m glad someone else is as fascinated by the potential of kya/izumi dyke drama as i am. fwiw, all of this is canon-compliant with what we know (so far) from lok. some of these have already been said, but it never hurts to rehash deep lore...
izumi is found in a dumpster. when it becomes apparent to zuko that whoever left her there isn’t coming back for her, he decides to take her to a local orphanage. he’s halfway there by the time he has already become irrevocably attached to this quiet, curious, perfect baby and is like “okay my baby now” and takes her home.
when katara gets a postscript at the bottom of a letter from zuko that simply says “oh by the way i have a daughter now” katara doesn’t even respond to the pages upon pages he wrote about import taxes and all that boring shit. zuko merely receives one page in response and all it says is “YOU HAD SEX???? WITH A WOMAN????”
zuko refuses to tell katara the truth. her version is better.
izumi is raised by the firelord and a small army of lesbians. zuko has to stop his friends from trying to give her knives all the time. yes, knives used to be a very loving gift during the war, but he’s trying to teach her about nonviolence goddammit!!!
she never has a crisis of sexuality or feels any pressure to like boys. she’s a lesbian and she knows it. everyone but suki is secretly baffled by how well-adjusted this child is. (suki doesn’t get the big deal.)
izumi knows that she is the crown princess, and that this means that she is going to be firelord someday. zuko always told her that being firelord is about being able to use their nation’s resources to help as many people as possible, and since two of izumi’s favorite things are puzzles and helping people, she is really looking forward to being firelord.
her other favorite thing is reading, which zuko obviously encourages but also finds quite strange because he always assumed reading was an activity solely pursued by sadder, lonelier children.
because she often gets so engrossed in her books that she accidentally stays up all night reading in the dark, zuko gets in the habit of placing extra-long candles in her room that will burn all night so she doesn’t have to strain her eyes. as she gets older and starts spending more time in the library, she winds up just carrying a sack full of zuko’s candles around just in case. it quickly becomes a family joke--if you end up in a dark room, better find izumi.
she winds up wearing glasses by the age of six. zuko is very worried about what this means for her future until izumi points out that her favorite people are visually impaired and they’re doing just fine.
she really likes toph, but thinks her kids are super weird. one of them is very regimented and disciplined in a way she cannot vibe with, and the other is very self-absorbed and theatrical. whenever toph brings lin and su around the palace, izumi ends up hanging out with toph instead.
one of izumi’s favorite pastimes is sokkawatching, which is like birdwatching, but instead of birds, she is studying sokka. she shadows him around all day and takes notes on what it is he is doing. she will hide behind curtains during meetings or walk just far enough behind him that he can’t see her. eventually sokka asks izumi if she would just like to, um, hang out?? but she gets so upset that he is now onto her that zuko has to intervene and convince her that sokka has no idea what he’s talking about, and that she is a master of espionage. since her cover has been blown, she needs a new mark, and starts following mai around instead.
when izumi is eight years old, her great-uncle iroh takes her and her aunt azula to ember island to see a show. izumi has quite a mature appreciation for theater for an eight-year-old—she reads plays, as any child of her father surely would, and has been known to enjoy live performances in the capital—but she fucking hates this play. she squirms in her seat until azula would look monstrous if she didn't take her to the restroom, and there the two of them remain until the curtain call. when it's over, iroh is quite convinced that the two of them concocted that little scheme together… and he's exactly right.
izumi starts attending meetings when she is eleven, and she constantly interrupts to ask questions. if anyone is bothered by this they wouldn’t dare let zuko know. all her questions are so smart and incisive anyway that very few people can find it in them to be annoyed when they are far too busy being impressed.
some monarchs might have felt a bit alarmed, and perhaps unnerved by thoughts of their own mortality, if their daughter applied herself to studying the work of running a country at as young of an age and with as much alacrity as izumi does. zuko, on the other hand, has been hating his job and showing it since 101 AG. izumi suspects the duties of the firelord aren't nearly as bad as all that, but her father is sensitive, and was forced into the role at a particularly difficult time. for her, studying how to run the country that her father has so carefully reformed so that she can step into the role as early as possible is a generous gift.
because izumi is the crown princess, there is little chance of her making it to adulthood without navigating a few awkward encounters with boys who hope to woo her. zuko is too saddened by the idea to know how to begin to prepare her for it. but as it turns out, izumi doesn’t need that from him. starting around the age of 12, she observes that many of the staff around the palace tend to read a lot of old-fashioned romance novels. seeking to better understand the entertainment choices of the women with whom she spends most of her time, izumi selects a handful of books from that genre to read for herself. she finds story after story about young, attractive members of the royal court finding love with unlikely suitors and suitresses. though these books aren’t to her taste at all, she understands the appeal and makes the logical connection that this type of story is viewed as a sort of script—the most sensational path a princess could possibly take. she practices saying variations of "no thank you" in her bedroom mirror until she settles on a polite enough tone that even the most earnest suitor couldn't possibly take issue with it, and that's that.
izumi starts demanding more homework. this ultimately means more work for sokka, who has to create an entirely new curriculum designed just for her, and then has to sit there while she does her homework in case she has any questions. and then, once she’s done, they go over it together and even if she gets everything right she forces him to point out areas in which she could have improved. suddenly sokka longs for the days that katara (and later toph) would yell at him that math is stupid and they shouldn’t have to learn it because they can bend. how foolish he had been at the time… he should have savored that…
izumi's first crush is on mai. it's humiliating, since she's well aware that mai has been playing with her since she was in diapers (and even faintly aware that mai and zuko had some sort of ambiguous summer fling as teenagers that they are now too embarrassed to talk about), but for a short stretch of time between the age of twelve and thirteen, suddenly izumi sees her old family friend in a new and magical light. and during that same stretch of time, she faintly hates ty lee. this confusing intrusion of unwanted feelings leads to a humiliating moment that is best described as izumi's first tantrum. when she is invited to join the adults at a casual dinner, izumi dashes for the seat as far from her object of her affections as possible, and when ty lee teases, "what? do we smell?" izumi blushes and buries her face in her water. she doesn't look up from her plate until mai asks her (repeatedly, as it seems izumi didn't hear her) to pass the dumplings. at this point, izumi doesn't know what else to do but to shove the entire remaining portion of dumplings into her mouth all at once and then flee the room. so she does.
in the morning, she is mortified and apologizes to everyone for her poor conduct. mai and ty lee are nothing but understanding, and mai jokes that now she knows where zuko got his table manners. ty lee adds that izumi was going to have to do something immature at some point, or else no one was gonna believe she was human. the two of them leave court a few days later, and by the time they visit again a few months after that, izumi is relieved to find that her crush has faded away.
the first time izumi meets katara, she feels as if she is meeting a celebrity. since katara never comes to the fire nation if she can help it, their paths have yet to cross, but izumi has heard of her, as if she is this mythic creature, through many, many stories, each more outrageous than the last. izumi does not think that meeting katara will prove a particularly long encounter, since katara couldn’t possibly have the time of day for her. she is quickly proven wrong, since katara cooks her dinner herself and keeps piling more and more food onto her plate. izumi is too well-mannered to inform katara that she is full, and katara keeps insisting that she doesn’t eat enough. izumi has no idea how katara could possibly come to that conclusion, since they have known each other all of one hour, but according to katara, izumi must eat more.
other than trying to feed izumi every three seconds, katara is surprisingly normal. izumi had assumed she was some sort of terrifying goddess by the way people talk about her. she’s very warm and nurturing and personable and has no filter whatsoever. in fire nation meetings, everyone speaks formally as a sign of respect, but in the southern water tribe, apparently it’s considered rude if you’re not completely candid. at first, izumi is horrified by how freely people insult each other, but then she quickly becomes delighted by the fact that bluntness is considered a virtue, and formality, passive-aggression. everyone refers to each other by first name, no title, and they’re all like one big family. people still treat katara with reverence despite this, even though she makes it pretty clear that she’s tired of being hero-worshipped.
one of the most delightful qualities that izumi admires in katara is her ability to memorize, recite, and hunt down gossip. izumi is introverted and polite and would never dream of asking brazen questions like whether haru has finally seen sense and shaved that beast on his lip or whether toph is "still getting her story straight" about where her daughters came from. (as far as izumi knows, toph has only ever told just the one, tongue-in-cheek story: she made the girls herself out of clay and she'll earthbend them back into dust if they don't behave.) but izumi is awed by katara's willingness to just ask these kinds of questions and she decides to take a lesson from this approach. being direct doesn't hurt anyone when katara does it, and it's a skill that will eventually serve izumi very well as firelord.
the south pole is also where izumi first meets kya. to kya, who is being taught two very conflicting ideas of what the fire nation represents, meeting izumi firmly solidifies her in the “the fire nation is nice and progressive” camp. that said, she also knows that her mom would disapprove if she and izumi got involved… which only makes izumi all the more enticing, naturally.
katara teaches izumi about what she considers to be the core tenets of her culture: “communal living, versatility & resourcefulness, democracy, and looking cute on a budget.”
izumi returns to the fire nation convinced that the southern water tribe is the coolest place in the entire world (and not just literally). sokka is so incredibly proud.
and, by the second time she visits katara, izumi is far more comfortable with going penguin sledding.
izumi attempts to go through a phase of teenage rebellion when she is fifteen, but zuko puts an end to it by encouraging her. he’s like “fuck yeah be gay do crimes.” learning that her dad was once a baleful vigilante/highwayman immediately quells her desire for antics & tomfoolery.
...well. most antics, anyway. a few weeks before izumi's second visit to the south pole, kya sends izumi a letter that includes an illustration of a particular type of plant that grows in the fire nation palace garden and a request that she bring a clipping back with her next time. apart from the produce garden where they grow fresh fruit and vegetables for the palace, the palace garden is considered the domain of suki and her friends, so izumi naively enlists suki to help her to find it. suki smirks to herself as she directs izumi to the right place and helps her cut a generous clipping of it. and that's the story of how, on izumi's second visit to the south pole, kya introduces her to the joys of recreational weed: a secret hobby the two of them will indulge in together all their lives, whenever they happen to see each other.
(though this, too, becomes a little less cool and a little less sexy when, one night back in the fire nation, izumi steps out onto her balcony and sees her father, her aunt, toph, sokka, and suki all smoking weed in the courtyard below.)
by the time kya is seventeen, she has petitioned katara that she ought to go travel the world on her own, since she’s the daughter of a nomad and a swashbuckling heroine, so it’s only right. katara finally relents. kya basically just makes a round tour of all the lesbian hotspots across the globe, from visiting her favorite auntie toph, to living it up on kyoshi island, to the fire palace, with a certain princess in mind.
katara keeps insisting to kya that no, she’s not a homophobe, she just disapproves of monarchs! so as a test kya brings the most heinous girl she knows (who isn’t su, that is) over for dinner, and katara has to be extremely gracious the entire time. after she leaves she says to kya “wow....... I love her :’)”
kya and izumi share an intellectual bent, an appreciation for music, and a desire to see the world. they also share their first kiss. izumi breathlessly expresses her surprise that smart, worldly kya hasn't been there before with one of the boys or girls at the south pole, but kya waves a hand and says that no one there is cool enough for her. when kya asks why izumi hasn't kissed anyone before, izumi just quips that books don't have lips as soft as kya's.
they have a whole "together-when-we're-in-the-same-place; single-when-we're-not" thing going on for a while, but izumi really loves to write love letters, and before they know what's happened, they're monogamous and living on opposite sides of the world. oops!
they are very much in love. they are also fully aware that their relationship has an expiration date, and it is the second izumi becomes firelord. kya may be reluctant to admit it, but her mom was right: being involved with the firelord…. well it’s a bad look. she comes from a long line of anti-imperialist revolutionaries. she can’t exactly settle down with a monarch. izumi, having been raised by zuko, is about as anti-monarchy as a monarch possibly can be, so she understands completely. they both agree that their duties come first, and when they do break up, it will be amicable and mutual. their last days spent together while still technically a couple are bittersweet.
izumi’s coronation mostly involves all of zuko’s old friends taking turns squishing her cheeks (even though she is an adult, and also the firelord now) and tearfully regaling her with anecdotes from her childhood, which she remembers perfectly well because she was there. she very graciously hugs and thanks all of them for forging a path to peace, promising to make them proud. they all assure her they already are.
she and kya break up that night, by the turtleduck pond. it is a quiet, poignant goodbye.
the following week, kya immediately travels to the north pole to rebound with the most repressed lesbian she can find. she thinks it’s only fitting.
izumi has a lot more freedom as firelord than zuko ever did, in large part due to the fact that no one ever thinks to question her legitimacy. she has a very commanding presence, always giving off the vibe that she is the most intelligent person in the room (whereas, of course, zuko gives off the vibe that he is just a little boy who loves arson… well into adulthood).
izumi thinks in lists, much like sokka and her aunt azula; unlike most people she knows, her favorite historical avatar is not kyoshi or even yangchen, but szeto, but it’s for good reason. she groups like things into categories and she groups tasks into mental to-do lists which are of course completely different from the to-do lists she does need to write down. this will serve her well as she will eventually go down in history as one of the firelords with the most documentation on her life and the lives of her allies—which is of course part of the point. so of course, she's also strategic about what she doesn't write down: the sexualities of the family friends one generation above her; the quiet trade agreement between the fire nation and the water tribes that favors the water tribes just enough that it would be a whole thing if certain loud fire nation citizens got word of it; and the story of the one time she kissed lin beifong.
izumi’s personal pet project is the implementation of countless public libraries across the country, which also double as shelters. the same way that zuko had a reputation as being the firelord who really revitalized theatre, izumi has a reputation for being horny4libraries, and she’s proud of that reputation, dammit.
one day, for seemingly no reason, sokka decides that he is simply too old to be micromanaging royalty. it was cool and funny and, well, necessary when he was 16, but now he really does have better things to be doing with his time. this doesn’t stop izumi from wheedling him for diplomatic advice, because she refuses to part with such a valuable asset, so instead sokka agrees to play her in pai sho whenever she “needs it.” she always knows exactly how to solve her problem immediately after a game’s conclusion. zuko doesn’t understand how that works at all, but azula’s like “lol classic sokka.”
toph takes izumi on a life-changing field trip to go look at bugs in the woods, and all the headlines that week read variations on “NOTORIOUS EARTHBENDING ANARCHIST KIDNAPS FIRELORD, HOLDS HER HOSTAGE IN A FOREST.” neither of them are aware of the political scandal they’ve caused because they were too busy studying cool bugs.
as izumi approaches 50, she decides to treat herself to a birthday gift that becomes her pride and joy: a top-of-the-line future industries motorcycle. her father may choose to travel the world in style on druk, but izumi's tastes run more toward ground transportation (which is to say: she gets violently airsick, and seasick, too). of course, she can only really ride it anywhere if she's prepared to either travel with a motorcade or sneak out past her guards and keep her face hidden the whole time she's out. the former cramps her style and limits her speed, so she chooses the latter. she generally takes it short distances, just far to get some air, but on one memorable occasion when lin beifong is visiting ember island, she takes it all the way through the mountains and down to the beach just to see the look on that crabby old cop's face.
izumi names her son after her beloved late grunkle… mostly because it was the only way to satisfy sokka, who insisted that since, decades ago, he won a bet against zuko to someday name his grandchild, it was only fair that he get naming rights. zuko, at the time having assumed that he would never have grandchildren, was like “yeah okay whatever,” but sokka never forgot. as if he would ever pass up the opportunity to publicly embarrass the fire nation royal family! but he had to admit that iroh was a pretty good name. almost as good as Sokkaruleszukodrools, which unfortunately and unjustly got passed over.
izumi always loved aang, and found meditating with him to be really clarifying. it's only natural that his death breaks her heart. but it's in her nature to come up with a productive outlet for any emotion she feels, even grief, and that holds true in this case. she is walking through the library on air temple island when it hits her: there ought to be an "official" biography of avatar aang and his life, dictated by his friends. though her initial idea was to hire one of her many respected writer friends for the job, kya and tenzin insist that it'll only be worth anything if izumi writes it. so she does. a biography of the avatar, written by the firelord. friendships last more than one lifetime after all.
izumi is, of course, aware of the new avatar from the moment she's born. the notes she has on korra fill an entire cabinet of scrolls and notebooks (as any of her advisors knows, her choice of paper just depends on how fancy she's feeling). korra is nearly sixteen by the time she's ready to learn firebending, and izumi personally sends the ship that will pick her up and take her to the fire nation. since she has not met korra before and doesn't know her tastes, izumi makes sure the ship is fully stocked with plenty of soft, comfortable clothing in all colors and sizes, all meant to be reasonably modest while still suitable for the warm weather korra will run into on the journey. so izumi is understandably surprised when she meets the ship at the docks and finds korra in a jaggedly sewn scarlet crop top that she clearly tailored herself. korra blushes and explains that she's never experienced warm weather before and got a bit overzealous. they laugh about it, and izumi orders a whole closetload of more teenage-friendly clothing to be delivered to korra's quarters.
zuko dies peacefully, in his sleep, at an old and happy age, but that doesn’t mean his death doesn’t affect izumi. she immediately takes time off to crash at the south pole with katara and kya, and they spend the next few weeks just sitting by the fire, swapping stories about their respective adventures, and having a lovely (albeit extremely tearful) time. izumi then goes to visit toph and suki in the earth kingdom, who are both apparently chilling in different parts of the same vast swamp. they teach her about how everything in the swamp is connected, that separation and time and death are all illusions. finally, the last leg of her trip is spent on ember island, where she sits by the beach, staring at the moon’s silver reflection on the black sea, and once more feels at peace.
#4k words whew!!!!#asks#c#well mostly me but chell added lots too! thank u chell!!#izumi#zuko#kya ii#katara#sokka#toph#mai#izumixkya#izumi&zuko#izumi&katara#izumi&sokka#izumi&toph#izumi&mai#azula&izumi#iroh&izumi#korra#aang&izumi#ok ok i think thats enough tagging lol#god im sorry this took me 8 months....#i hope this satisfies the wait!#debnaam#postwargaang
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