r u telling me i feel not great and like sleeping and eating all the time during the winter bc some weird ass ancestors used to hibernate??? r we fr???

okay but AKSHULLY there's more so i just hate hate HATE this weird smug condescending way male customers interact with me at work. it's like sir. sir. fella. this personality, this ~demeanor~ you see me exhibiting, it is for your benefit, it is to make YOU comfortable so you will continue using our services, so you will tell your friends and they will come into our business (heheh so also my benefit a bit maybe hehe), so you will trust me enough to believe me when i tell you that yeah, your prescription is high enough to where you will need to invest in high index lenses otherwise the lab is going to really struggle getting them to pass inspection in those frames i explicitly told you were not ideal for your correction, and so on and so forth.

And yeah, im still learning so sometimes i will get confused, but why why whyyyyy is it that with women, i get reassuring smiles and patient assurances, but with men i get knowing smirks or HILARIOUS quips and 'oh arent you darling' ? like. guy. why are you referring to me in terms of endearment my own father never even uses? why do you think you know me enough to start playing fast and loose with the jokes? yes yes im so adorable and i know you like to imagine that your comments are flustering me for a certain reason, but actually im so fucking angry. im trying to do my goddamn job and youre acting like this is a game, like youre not gonna be thinking im such a cutie pie when i fuck up this math and end up over charging you to hell lmao

on the real, almost every day i have to talk to a Man at work and this interaction will leave me frothing and raving in the deep recesses of my mind, composing unhinged monologues that lie opposite of the barbie diatribe on the Being A Woman is Hell Spectrum whILST i look up insurance information and bop around to annoying and overated indie music

women rly aren’t allowed to hate, to feel true undiluted hatred, without consequences and it’s so fucking annoying christ alive. even other women remind us of this constantly, that we shouldn’t hate, that it doesn’t serve us to hate anything or anyone. WHAT IF I DO HATE. what if there’s blinding hatred in my heart for certain people and things in my world. what if i’m a normal female of the species who hates. what then. do we all die? god

Just wanted to say congratulations on being bisexual.

bro tHANK YOU

teehee'ing so hard like what a nice little message to see on this saturday afternoon after work with my measuring cup of hot chocci- thank you very much!

also ive been thinking a lot about bigfoot. like a lot.

i got a job and now i talk to people every day and i am doing better. maybe possibly making a freaky weirdo angry friend. it is looking Up

why is mr stan playing D***** T**** nonononon sir pls i know he's gonna be all gross and act the shit outta this and im happy for him but pls youre still too hot to do this nonnooonon

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

ALIEN: COVENANT (2017) dir. Ridley Scott

i never saw alien covenant (bcuz I love myself) but i watched a clip from it earlier on youtube. one of the comments said "when walter tackled the alien, i felt my balls tingle" and honestly i can't stop thinking about it

JANE EYRE (2011) Directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

david: welcome, brother

walter:

My friend made a meme :D