Jack: I can improve my times by myself! Leave me alone!
Deuce: Bro, we're on the same team! Aren't wolves pack animals? Why are you so against teamwork??
Jack: You say that like there's ANYONE here that I would consider my packmate.
MC, who heard them from across the field: A-WOOOOOOOOOO
Jack, on instinct: A-WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Deuce:.........So I repeat my question and have another now as well--
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Vil: What is Professor Vargas thinking by partnering those two?
Azul: Yuurin is one of the top performing first-year students while Malleus is the top performing student among third-years.
Vil: And?
Azul: ...
Azul: I don't know.
Vil: ...
Ace: Will Yuurin be alright?
Deuce: They'll just be doing the exercise together. I think there's nothing to be worried about haha...
Jack: You don't sound reassuring at all, Deuce.
Deuce: Well...
Deuce: We're talking about Draconia-senpai here.
Ace: Right...
Malleus: How are you, Yuurin?
Yuurin: I'm fine. How about you, Malleus-senpai?
Malleus: *chuckles* I'm doing great. What will we be doing today?
Yuurin: Catch and throw.
Malleus: I see.
Malleus: I'll try to be considerate with you.
Yuurin: Thank you, Malleus-senpai.
The students: ...
Professor Vargas: ...
Professor Vargas: I don't know what's going on but I'm liking it!
Malleus and Yuurin: *throwing and catching the ball at each other at the speed of light*
Malleus: *laughs* I never imagined that a simple game of catch and throw could be this enjoyable!
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Malleus-senpai, it seems the PE class is almost over.
Malleus: Is it? We should wrap this up then.
Yuurin: *nods* *catches the ball and doesn't throw it again*
Malleus: *smiles* How's your hand, Yuurin?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *there are cuts in her hand*
Yuurin: I may have injured myself a bit.
Malleus: Hm. Come here, dear. I'll treat it for you.
Jack: ...
Ace: What did he just call him?
Deuce: ...
Deuce: "Dear".
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Leona-senpai?
Leona: Don't mind me. *applying a whole bottle of disinfectant to her hands*
Yuurin: ...
Jack: ...
Ruggie: *wheezing*
Leona: By the way, Aki is going to visit here next week.
Yuurin: Huh?
Leona: He told you before, didn't he?
Yuurin: ...Yes.
Leona: ...
Leona: He'll be visiting together with his husband.
Yuurin: ...
Ruggie: I— Leona? I thought Aki would tell her that himself?
Jack: ...
Leona: My tongue slipped.
Yuurin: ...
Jack: So Yuurin is a protective sister...
Leal: *shivers*
Leal's sister: What's wrong?
Leal: ...
Leal: I-I don't know. But it's scary...
Leal's sister: Huh?
Akihiko: ...
Akihiko: Leona must've told Yuurin already.
Leal: Ah! Master Akihiko?
Akihiko: Hm?
Leal: Are you sure that I should visit Night Raven College with you?
Akihiko: Yes. *smiles* You're my husband. You need to accompany me.
Leal: Right...
Yuurin: Aki.
Akihiko: *soft chuckles* Sorry.
Yuurin: Who is it? *sounds stern*
Akihiko: You'll meet him soon.
Yuurin: Is he a good person?
Akihiko: *chuckles again*
Yuurin: ...
Akihiko: Don't be mad, bluebell. I wanted to tell you, but I'm sure you would go against it.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Couldn't you have waited a little longer?
Akihiko: I'm sorry, bluebell.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *sigh* What can I do? It has been done.
Akihiko: By the way, how are you feeling, bluebell? Are you experiencing any side effects from stopping all your medications?
Yuurin: Hm. No.
Akihiko: ...
Akihiko: How about your voice?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: I won't be using my feminine voice to you because you kept something important from me.
Akihiko: Aww... But will I get to hear it in my visit to Night Raven College?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Yes.
Akihiko: *chuckles* I'm excited.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Can't you tell me his name at least?
Akihiko: You can ask for his name when you meet him.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Fine.
Leal: ...
Leal: There's that shiver again.
Leona: I can't tell you who it is.
Leona: But he's not that handsome. Don't worry.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Leona-senpai.
Leona: Nah. I already broke my promise once.
Leona: I won't be doing that twice.
Yuurin: ...
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Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?
Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.
Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*
Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
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Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?
Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.
*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*
Leona: Well, I have bad news.
──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────
Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*
MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*
Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.
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Ace: I don't freaking understand why Leona-senpai would glare at me whenever I get closed to Yuurin—
Ace: BUT FLOYD-SENPAI CAN HUG HIM WITHOUT A PROBLEM!
Floyd: *hugging Yuurin from behind and using her head to rest his chin*
Deuce: Because you're crushing on him.
Ace: Oh yeah? How about Floyd-senpai then?!
Floyd: Damselfish~
Yuurin: Yes, Floyd-senpai?
Floyd: Let's eat some octopus ceviche~.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: You want to show Azul-senpai, don't you?
Floyd: Hehe~.
Azul: ...
Floyd and Yuurin: *eating octopus ceviche while staring at him*
Yuurin: *staring at him out of guilt*
Floyd: *staring to tease him*
Azul: ...
Azul: *smiles reassuringly at Yuurin then glares at Floyd*
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