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reashot · 2 days

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Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

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lesbibimbap · 2 days

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Nyamimi deniers cope and seethe

#popn music #nyamimi #yuri #mimi popn music #this is canon

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alicerovai · 7 months

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- Mobius, if I don’t make it back, I…

-You’ll make it back.

F*ck everything they’re REAL.

#“nothing real uh #THEYRE REAL #THERES LOVE BETWEEN THEM #LEAVE ME ALONE #THIS IS CANON #LOKIUS IS REAL #no im not ok #loki #lokius #marvel #fanart #loki series #loki spoilers

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gleafer · 1 month

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Apple of My Eye Part 2: La manzana

Enjoy!

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #crowley #good omens #good omens art #aziraphale #gleafer art #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale is adorable #serpent #garden of eden #gimme that manzana #this is canon #seriously #it has to be

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pearlynia · 17 days

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Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

#this is canon #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #jegulus #marauders #effie potter #james x regulus #sirius x remus #starchaser #marauders era #platonic moonwater #platonic prongsfoot #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders headcanons

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 3 months

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Merlin, *walks into a round table meeting and passes out on the table*

Merlin: I swear to the gods, if the prat doesn’t stop destroying his rooms every time he can’t find me

Arthur: I can hear you, and it serves you right for spending four whole days in the tavern.

Merlin, *crying in frustration and having not slept in four days*

Lancelot, *casually pets Merlin’s hair, earning glares from Arthur*

Morgana, *laughing into a scrying pool*

Mordred: the tavern? I thought he was fighting Morgana after she sent that beast to kill Arthur

Merlin, muffled by the table: shut the fuck up, Mordred.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #mordred #lancelot #morgana #incorrect merlin quotes #the knights of the round table #mercelot #merthur #whichever you prefer #i’m bad at tagging #this is canon

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abatdeer · 1 year

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#wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday addams x enid sinclair #wenclair canon #this is canon #and they were roommates #wednesday #what do i put here

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ruubesz-draws · 3 months

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And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

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noideawhatidobutfit · 6 months

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#one peice #zolu #frobin #sanuso #shuggy #nami #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #vinsmoke sanji #usopp #nico robin #franky #this is canon #bcs i say so #shanks #buggy the clown

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maned-wo1f · 7 months

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pov you are skwisgaar and you’re about to lose a staring contest with toki

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starryslytherin0 · 14 days

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”Let me get this straight- I called you my kindred spirit within the first day of meeting you, flirted with you in DADA, checked your out after you beat my ass in duelling, always flirted with you, said I needed you, took the fall for you in the restricted section, showed you the undercroft and you STILL think that was platonic?!”

-Sebastian Sallow

#Sebastian Sallow #This is canon #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy Sebastian Sallow #make romance an option in HL2 #Mc is so damn oblivious #Me:I won’t simp for pixels. Sebastian:Are you sure about that?

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junkokiu · 1 year

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