Too Far Gone
(Hey y’all! I’m back with some Logan angst, because that’s all I’m capable of writing. You can find this story on Ao3 here!)
Summary: Logan Mackenzie doesn't quite understand feelings, but he does care about his friends. That's why he ended up playing matchmaker for his three oblivious best friends.
Getting Roman and Virgil together is hard. Getting Patton to admit his feelings is harder. The hardest part, however, is when he realizes he care a little more than a friend would.
But they're happy together. Roman-Virgil-Patton. 1+1+1=Relationship.
What Logan wants isn't part of the equation.
Ships: eventual romantic LAMP
Warnings: self-deprecation, self-confidence issues, self-isolation, sacrificing happiness for the sake of others, a TON of pining you guys, some denial to spice it up, deceit is only mentioned, self-hatred issues, yeah Logan has some feelings, swearing, insecurity about being polyamorous but it’s very brief, crying, arguing, lots of crying. (that makes it sound really angsty but there’s a ton of fluff too I swear)
Word count: 16,845 (it’s still a oneshot if I post it all at once, shut up)
Logan Mackenzie knew a lot of things. He knew the name of every Agatha Christie novel in alphabetical order. He knew the capitol of every country and a few that weren’t countries anymore. He knew how to calculate the sine of an angle, identify the signs of dehydration, and communicate—albeit rather haltingly—in American Sign Language. He’d maintained good grades through high school, college, and now, graduate school. He wanted to be an astronomy teacher one day, but if that didn’t pan out, a doctor, researcher, or physicist were not out of the question.
As Virgil once put it, the size of Logan’s area of expertise was only eclipsed by the size of Roman’s ego. This led to Roman attacking Virgil with a spatula and declaring that their friendship was over, Virgil was a coward and a fool, and he could not reasonably stand for this heresy. Patton suggested that if Roman couldn’t stand for it, he should just sit down. And that pretty much summed up Logan’s three best friends.
But despite Logan’s knowledge of all things philosophical, scientific, linguistic, and everything in between, he did have one rather large Achilles heel.
He did not understand emotions.
He had them, of course. He could hardly avoid them, being a homo sapiens of ordinary mental health with supremely emotional beings as his friends. Roman was always bursting with drama, exuberance, and Disney songs. Patton was sunshine incarnate with a perpetual smile and endless dad jokes. Virgil was more laid-back and sarcastic, but his issues with anxiety and his not-so-secret softer side still placed him firmly in the Has Feelings category.
Logan had feelings too. Joy when opening a fresh jar of jam, pride after receiving a good grade, frustration when Roman said something particularly dense. He just didn’t seem to…comprehend them as the others did. He often didn’t even realize what he was feeling, only noting the physical symptoms of the emotion.
For a while, he’d asked Patton what he was feeling and Patton had done his best to deduce the answer from the symptoms provided. That was a figurative hit-or-miss endeavor, however, and Logan found his stomach clenching at the sympathetic look on Patton’s face. He knew Patton meant well, but the experience of being pitied—was he being pitied, or was that a cognitive distortion, like the ones he always talked Virgil out of—the experience of feeling pitied was an unpleasant one. These days, he usually researched the symptoms on his own. It was even less accurate, but avoided the cloying feeling of vulnerability.
Logan tried not to be bitter about the situation. He understood so many things, it only made sense for life to give him a figurative handicap. And emotions were hardly the most important thing to understand anyway. He’d much rather know CPR than whether he was angry or merely annoyed. Those sorts of subtleties could be handled by his friends.
They didn’t seem to mind Logan’s…inexperience. They liked him just fine. More than ‘fine,’ in fact. Virgil and him had been friends since high school, back when Logan was even more unmanageable and walled-off. And Patton and Roman both helped him through the stress of college without judgment. The four of them worked, illogical as it was. Their different personalities didn’t clash, they just complemented each other like different shades to a painting. Logan couldn’t imagine having another friend group, and he didn’t want to imagine the circumstances in which he would be forced to find one.
For now, things were all right. Patton cheered them up, Roman pushed them forward, Virgil kept them safe, and Logan educated them. When Patton was sad or Roman was insecure or Virgil was panicking, they’d watch movies or practice breathing or simply talk until the problem was solved. Logan could handle the rational, intellectual part of the issue and Patton or Roman would cover the emotional side of things. Even Virgil, cynical as he was, had a sense for understanding insecurity and fear. Their system worked. If a problem was too emotional for Logan to handle, he could always call Patton or Roman or Virgil. It was simple.
Then came a problem he couldn’t get backup for.
Virgil had a crush.
No, that understated the issue. A simple crush would have been bearable. Virgil had a deep, desperate, all-consuming crush on Roman. It was the sort of crush that made him blush when they were in the same room. The sort of crush that sent him into hyperventilation when Roman said hello. The sort of crush that made him rant endlessly about Roman’s “stupid perfect face and stupid beautiful voice and stupid nice lovely wonderful smile—” until he resorted to simply screaming obscenities into his pillow.
And who did he rant to? None other than Logan Mackenzie, the singular most unqualified person in perhaps the entire Milky Way.
Logan understood Virgil’s predicament. He couldn’t talk about it to the object of his affections, of course. Patton was also out of the picture—him and Roman were thick as figurative thieves, and Patton would never keep a secret from anyone. He’d try, maybe, but he was a terrible liar and Roman would surely catch on.
Logan was the only possible option. They were roommates, they were friends, and Logan could keep a secret. And Logan, good friend as he was, did want to support Virgil through this emotional time.
However, he couldn’t say it didn’t get…tedious.
Especially as the crush showed no signs of fading, and Virgil still refused to tell Roman about it.
“Virgil,” Logan said, poking at the mop of purple hair he knew possessed his best friend. Virgil merely mumbled something that sounded like “stupid wonderful personality” and ignored him.
“Virgil,” Logan repeated, louder. “I’d like you to explain—"
“Why I don’t tell him. I know.” Virgil batted Logan’s hand away, poking his face above the covers. A residual blush still lingered on his face. “You’ve said that a million times.”
“Yes,” Logan agreed tautly. “Because it is the only possible conclusion to this fiasco and I don’t see why you can’t just get it over with.”
“Not the only possible conclusion,” Virgil grumbled. “It’ll probably go away soon.”
“Virgil, remind me how long you have had this crush?”
Virgil glared at him and didn’t respond.
“Fine, I’ll tell you the answer myself.” Logan adjusted his glasses. “Eighty-three days and five hours.”
“You remember that?”
“Hard to forget,” Logan snapped, “when you have spent the majority of those eighty-three days complaining about Roman’s perfect eyebrows.”
Virgil rolled his eyes. “But…have you seen his eyebrows, L?”
“As a matter of fact, I have. Because I see him every day, Virgil. He is my best friend.”
“Then you should appreciate my struggle.” Virgil rolled over, covering his head with a pillow. “I’m completely doomed.”
“Just tell him!” Logan burst out. “This crush will not end of its own accord. You need to confess your feelings, if only to lay your mind at rest. Roman is not currently in a relationship with anyone. He is pansexual and panromantic and could very easily reciprocate your feelings. Give me one good reason why you shouldn’t just tell him how you feel.”
Virgil groaned. “Is ‘everything’ a reason?”
“No.”
“Is ‘I just can’t’ a reason?”
“Also no.”
“Is ‘I’d rather die’ a reason?”
Logan raised his eyes to the ceiling. “Sometimes I don’t comprehend humanity.”
“Look, L, I…” Virgil struggled out from under his covers, pulling at a sleeve and avoiding his gaze. “What if he doesn’t like me? That way?”
“Then you will at least have some clarification instead of being stuck in a figurative limbo state.”
“What if it ruins our friendship? What if he thinks I’m weird or creepy or—”
“Virgil.” Logan carefully placed a hand on Virgil’s shoulder. “Roman is a good friend who values you deeply. I sincerely doubt this would ruin your friendship. Things may be different for a time, but you will not lose him over this. I promise.”
Virgil looked a little consoled. Still, he squeezed the blanket with both hands. “What if—what if he—”
Virgil fell silent. Logan tilted his head. “Yes?”
“Never mind, it’s…it’s stupid.”
“If it is bothering you, it’s not stupid.”
Virgil seemed to struggle with his thoughts for a second. Finally, he burst out: “What if he feels forced?”
“I’m not sure I know what you mean,” Logan said. “Could you elaborate?”
“What if he feels like…just ‘cause I like him…he needs to…” Virgil pulled at his sleeve, biting his lip. “I dunno…pretend? Date me to be nice? Out of pity? I don’t want…I don’t want him to feel…like he has to sacrifice his happiness so I can feel better.”
Something ached in Logan’s chest. It was a hard, sharp ache, with heat but no anger. Compassion, that’s what it was. Platonic love for his insecure, anxious, wonderful best friend.
“Virgil, look at me,” Logan instructed. Virgil slowly looked up, his brown eyes dark with worry. Logan reached out and brushed his purple bangs out of his eyes.
“Roman is not a cruel person.” Logan kept his voice soft, comforting. “He cares deeply about you, as I have said before. He would not string you on a figurative wild goose chase no matter his feelings for you. He is not a liar and he would not do such a thing out of pity for you. Roman does not, and never will, pity you.” Logan laughed quietly. “And sacrificing his own happiness for others sounds more like something you would do, Virgil.”
Virgil huffed with irritation. But his prickly expression soon faded. “Thanks, L.”
“It is my pleasure.”
Virgil nodded to himself. Then his face lit up, but just as soon as the excitement crossed his features, it flickered away again.
“What is it?” Logan asked, leaning forward on his chair.
Virgil bit his lip again. “Well…um, I had an idea…but it’s probably stupid and you don’t have to—um. Well. Maybe you could…see if Roman likes me? Ask him?”
Logan blinked. “Are you asking me to…clandestinely investigate whether Roman has romantic feelings for you as if we were back in high school?”
Virgil shrugged sheepishly. “…Maybe?”
“Unbelievable.” Logan sat back and crossed his arms. “Virgil, I would do many things for you. But I am not going to play matchmaker.”
“C’mon,” Virgil said. “I’ll let you have first pick at movie night and do your share of the dishes for a week and give you back your Alice in Wonderland puzzle book.”
“Tempting,” Logan admitted. “And if I do such a…juvenile venture, and find out that Roman holds romantic feelings for you, will you tell Roman of your crush?”
Virgil rubbed his face. “Do I have to?”
Logan gave him a level stare.
“Fine!” Virgil threw his hands in the air. “Fine. You win. If Roman likes me…maybe I’ll tell him. Maybe.”
“Maybe?” Logan echoed.
“It’s the best you’re getting, Pocket Protector.” Virgil grinned. “Take it or leave it.”
Logan mulled over the question, but truly, it wasn’t much of a debate. He wanted Virgil to step up and take action. He wanted the pair of them to get together, if only to end Virgil’s ceaseless complaining. And…truly, he was a little curious who Roman did like. He often proclaimed that he wanted to sweep someone off their feet or slay a dragon for them or simply be in a romance, but Logan never heard a specific name attached to those fantasies. In fact, he couldn’t remember Roman ever talking about his crushes—strange indeed, when Logan had always thought of him as a romantic.
“Deal,” Logan said.
“Thanks, L. You’re a lifesaver.”
“I don’t think your life would be in jeopardy, unless you can die from pining—”
Virgil chucked a pillow at Logan’s head. “Shut up and get matchmaking, Cupid.”
“Don’t call me that.”
Virgil grinned like a cat who’d eaten a canary. And Logan wondered just what he’d gotten himself into.
It took a little work to find time with Roman alone. Patton stuck to him like a barnacle—they were roommates and both were extremely clingy. In fact, they often acted like they were dating, but Logan supposed they were just very touchy friends.
Perhaps they were dating in secret. Or Logan just didn’t know about it because they’d chosen not to tell him because he didn’t understand relationships and—okay, he was starting to sound like Virgil. They were not secretly dating. Patton couldn’t keep a secret to save his life, and neither of them had any motivation to hide such a thing from Logan or Virgil. Roman was single and therefore, could possibly like Virgil back.
Logan just wanted Virgil happy and not pining sadly in his bedroom. Was that too much to ask for?
Finally, he managed to get Roman alone. It was during their traditional movie night, between Mulan and Pocahontas. Patton had realized they were out of popcorn and Logan convince Virgil to go with him to get some more. Virgil gave Logan a suspicious look, but after Logan motioned to Roman and quickly signed ‘I’ll ask him,’ Virgil let himself be dragged to the store with Patton. He didn’t seem entirely upset with the situation—though Virgil would deny it, he loved Patton. Though Patton never denied it, he loved Virgil back.
“Well, it’s just you and me, Specs.” Roman ducked behind the counter and came up with two mugs. He handed Logan the one that said ‘Best Mother Ever’ and kept the ‘I Drink Coffee to Hide the Pain’ mug for himself. Rooting around in the cupboard, Roman pulled out some hot chocolate mix.
“I’m not the best with this stuff—Patton’s a miracle worker, I swear—but I think it’ll do.”
“Hot chocolate in March?” Logan asked. “It’s fifty degrees outside.”
“Silence,” Roman ordered. “I’m bored and I wanna have sweet stuff. Don’t rain on my parade.”
Logan smiled as Roman began to make them the hot chocolate. Soon they both had a steaming mug of sweet melted chocolate. Logan stirred his and watched the steam curl in the air. Roman watched him out of the corner of his eye, a tentative smile on his face.
“What?” Logan asked.
Roman shrugged. “…Are you gonna drink it?”
Logan blew on the cup and took a sip. The sweetness warmed his throat, and he could feel it traveling to his stomach, making every extremity of his body warmer. Roman had stuck a sprig of peppermint
“It is…satisfactory,” Logan said, taking another sip.
Roman grinned. “Glad you approve, Microsoft Nerd.”
Logan sighed. “Why must you always insult me?”
“Hey, this is how I show my love!”
Jumping on this auspicious phrasing, Logan decided to put his plan into motion. Carefully maintaining his nonchalant tone, he said, “Is it now.”
“Yes!” Roman put his hands on his hips. “You may be insufferable and annoying and completely idiotic sometimes, but I care about you!”
A smile played around Logan’s lips. “Is that how you treat your princes and princesses? Insult them as you rescue them from the tower? I can’t imagine they’d like that very much.”
“Rude.” Roman shoved Logan, almost knocking over his ‘Best Mother Ever’ mug—why did they even have that mug? None of them were female—and giving him a roguish grin. “My romantic endeavors go just fine, thank you.”
“Oh really?” Logan tried to bridge the line between teasing banter and honest curiosity. Come on too strong, and Roman could get suspicious. “I wouldn’t know, you never talk about them.”
Roman shrugged. “I have to have some secrets, don’t I?”
Logan snorted. “Don’t tell me you’re dating someone in secret? A Romeo and Juliet situation, perhaps? I’m sorry to say that Patton might be a bit upset if you were banished for manslaughter.”
“I’m not dating anyone,” Roman said, laughing. Quietly, he added, “Not for lack of trying.”
Logan raised an eyebrow. Roman fidgeted uncomfortably before taking a large sip of hot chocolate and avoiding Logan’s gaze. Unfortunately, that hot chocolate seemed to be too hot. Roman swore, jumping back and batting at his tongue. Logan poured him some water, which he downed. Roman soon recovered enough to begin moaning about his injury and threatening to “get my revenge on this accursed cocoa by any means necessary.” Before Roman could bring out his sword and challenge the mug to an Agni Kai, Logan decided to ask his big question.
“…Roman, do you…I mean, you don’t have to tell me, but…”
Curses, why was this so hard? Roman’s face wrinkled in confusion and concern, eyebrows high.
“…Do you have feelings for anyone?”
Roman laughed lightly. “I have a lot of feelings, Specs. Be more specific.”
“Do you have…romantic feelings?” Logan clutched his cup. “I’m curious. You never speak about relationships in the specific…and you mention trying to date someone. It’s okay if you don’t want to disclose this information, but I would like to understand better.”
Roman sighed, staring into his cocoa. “It’s complicated, Specs.”
“Try me.”
“I…” Roman rubbed his hand across his eyes. “I don’t know. Yes, probably? There’s…someone I have in mind…but…oh, I don’t know. Why do things have to be so confusing? Where’s the line between they’re-just-a-friend and I-may-wanna-date-them? In stories it’s always so clear-cut, and they always fall for just—I mean, it’s always obvious that they like someone. It’s…it’s never been that way for me.”
Logan watched Roman with sympathy. “I can understand that. The line between platonic and romantic attraction is often blurry.”
“I know.” Roman was hunched over, tracing circles on the rim of his mug. “And I sincerely doubt anyone thinks of me that way, so it’s a moo point.”
“…a moot point.”
“That’s what I said.”
Logan chose not to comment. Instead, he said simply, “That’s not true.”
Roman’s head jerked up. “What?”
“That’s not true,” Logan repeated. Maybe he was breaking Virgil’s trust, just a little bit, but he could be vague. And how was he supposed to find out if Roman liked Virgil without bringing Virgil up?
“You mean…someone likes me?” Roman looked disbelieving, far too disbelieving, and Logan reminded himself to have another talk with Patton about Roman’s self-esteem.
Logan nodded. “Yes.”
“Who?”
“I can’t say,” Logan said, raising his mug. “They wouldn’t want me to tell their secret.”
“That’s fair,” Roman said.
Logan took a sip of hot chocolate.
“…it isn’t you, is it?”
And Logan almost spit out said sip of chocolate.
Roman thought—wait, he thought—
This was not good.
Instead of being rational, instead of thinking this through, Logan’s heartbeat skyrocketed and he panicked.
“What?” Logan yelped. “No! No, no, hell no. I would never want to date you.”
Roman looked like he’d been slapped. Hurt blossomed over his face. “Wow, thanks,” he said, the sarcasm sharp with wounded pride. “Glad you think so much of me.”
“No!” Logan set down his coffee and ran his hands through his hair. “That…didn’t…I didn’t mean it like that. I have nothing against you. You’re just…” Excuse, excuse, something, something! “…not my type?”
“Not your type?” Roman looked slightly mollified, and, oh no, now he was smiling in that teasing way of his. “What is your type, then?”
Logan sipped his cocoa and tried to maintain a figurative straight face. “Someone who doesn’t light their hand sanitizer on fire by accident.”
Offended noises followed that statement. “That was one time!” Roman protested. “And it was Remus’ fault!”
“Of course it was.” Logan rolled his eyes. “You two are natural disasters and threats to the peace of this nation.”
“Thank you!”
Logan sighed into his hot chocolate. Silence fell, slightly uncomfortable but not grating.
Finally, Roman asked, “Who is it?”
“I told you,” Logan said, finishing his cocoa and setting down the mug. “I can’t say.”
Roman pouted. “Meanie.”
“You were the one who said it was fair!”
“Well, now I’m curious!” Roman complained. “Can’t you give me a hint?”
Logan looked into Roman’s eyes. “Who do you want it to be?”
A blush rose to Roman’s cheeks. He hurriedly looked away. “I dunno…I mean…”
“I won’t tell anyone.” Logan walked over to the sink and began washing out his mug. “And I do not judge.”
Roman sighed dramatically behind him. “Must you force me into this confession, oh heartless one?”
“I’m not forcing you into anything.”
Another dramatic sigh. “Fine. I—I like—”
And then there was an indistinguishable mumble. Logan turned off the water and looked behind him. “I didn’t catch that.”
“I like Patton,” Roman whispered.
Oh.
“…and Virgil.”
Oh.
Logan tried not to let his excitement show. “I…didn’t realize you were polyamorous.”
“I didn’t tell anyone.” Roman shrugged. His voice was strangely brittle. “Until…now, I guess.”
“Well.” Logan walked over and leaned on the counter next to Roman. “…Thank you. For telling me.”
Roman gave a small, insincere smile that quickly vanished. “You don’t think it’s…weird?”
“Of course not.” Logan channeled all his certainty into his words. “Many people are polyamorous. It’s not ‘weird’ any more than it is ‘weird’ for some people to be bisexual, or aromantic, or demisexual. It’s a way of experiencing sexual or romantic attraction that is no less valid than any other.”
“Huh.” That small smile returned, more sincere this time. “Thanks, Specs.”
“It’s no issue.”
“Thanks.” Roman fidgeted slightly. “It’s not fun, you know.”
“What isn’t?” Logan asked.
“I dunno.” Roman waved a hand in his usual flamboyant gesturing, but something about it was ragged. “Liking two people gives double the heartbreak. I’d settle for one of them—I’d love to be with one of them, but it’ll never happen.” Recovering himself, he pressed a hand to his forehead and wilted. “Woe is me, I shall never be loved by my loves.”
Logan chuckled. “How do you know?”
“Well, I did,” Roman clarified. “Now you’ve cruelly given me hope.”
“Cruel indeed.” Logan traced his fingers over the counter. “Imagine, one of the two people you’re closest to might have romantic feelings for you as well. How improbable. It’s not like platonic relationships often lead to romantic ones.”
Roman laughed. “I think you’ve been hanging out with Dee too much.”
“Roman,” Logan said. “It is not out of the picture for at least one of your objects of affection to reciprocate your feelings.” He avoided Roman’s eyes. “I, for one, think you are…a good person. Kind, smart, funny…I can see how someone might fall for you.”
Okay, this was getting into territory he didn’t like. Time to backtrack. “In fact, as you and I know, someone does hold those feelings for you.”
“Is it…one of them?” Roman asked. The hesitant hope in his face was almost heartbreaking.
“I couldn’t tell you,” Logan said. “Even if it was one of them, I wouldn’t know the feelings of the other.”
“Hmm.” Roman furrowed his brow. Then his face lit up. “Hey, Professor Plum?”
“Don’t call me that, the character in the movie Clue is a scoundrel and a disgrace to academia—”
“Miss White,” Roman corrected.
“Hardly better.”
“Wadsworth,” Roman settled on. “Could you—since you know about this—could you find out if either of them—”
Foreboding filled Logan. “Please don’t say you want me to—”
“—play Matchmaker?” Roman smiled sheepishly. “Maybe?”
“Oh, Newton.” Logan rubbed his eyes. “Roman, please say you’re joking.”
“I’m not!” Roman seemed pleased with the idea, the exact opposite of Logan’s feelings on the matter. “You could just ask Virgil and Patton if they like anyone, and see if either of them like me.”
“Roman.” Logan sighed loudly. “There are several fallacies with this plan. For one, I may already have information on them. For another, I would be betraying their trust by telling you. You could not gain any information from this venture and I am not going to be complicit in it—”
“…Please?” Roman asked. “You can just find out if they like anyone else, and then you can tell me if they don’t, if I have a shot, and—”
Something fiery and hot was growing in Logan’s chest. Annoyance or anger? Probably the former, since Roman didn’t mean to do this. Still...it burned.
“—and most likely I won’t, but there are two chances, right? And—”
“Roman.”
“—I’m just really curious now, I’m tired of pining—”
“Roman!”
“—this is turning into a romantic comedy, it’s painful—”
“Roman, Virgil likes you!”
Roman immediately froze. His eyes widened, then widened even further, until there seemed to be more whites than irises.
Something heavy and cloying twisted in Logan’s stomach. Shame? Guilt? Fear? Something, definitely. He’d betrayed Virgil’s trust.
But on the surface was still annoyance, and Logan let it out.
“He sent me to find out your crush and get me to play Matchmaker! Now you’re asking me to do the same thing, and I am most certainly not creeping behind both of your backs and being a double agent for your silly romantic antics! Please just communicate with each other like adults before I go insane!”
Roman’s mouth was hanging open. He closed it, swallowed, and opened it again.
“…Wait,” Roman said. “…Virgil likes me?”
“Yes.” Logan felt his anger fade.
“…Are you sure?”
“He’s been ranting about your beautiful eyelashes for months, so I’d say I’m pretty sure.”
Roman looked like Logan had smacked him in the face, let loose a flash grenade between his eyes, and began singing All Star in an Elvis costume. “Really?”
Logan wanted to chuck Roman at the wall. “Yes, really. I do not propagate falsehoods, Roman.”
“Wow.” Roman still appeared shell-shocked. “I didn’t expect…I mean…wow.”
“Wow indeed,” Logan said, pushing himself off the counter and heading to the couch. “Do what you will with this information, Roman. My part here is done.”
“Logan…” Roman followed, tossing himself on the couch and grabbing a blanket. “Thanks.”
“It was no problem. In fact, it was my pleasure.” Logan placed himself on the other side of the couch, reaching for the bowl of chips. “I am glad this ordeal is over with.”
“Well, it isn’t yet, Teach.” Roman smiled. “I still need to ask him out. I’m thinking the first day of spring, a garden—”
“Do it now.”
“What?”
“Do it now,” Logan said. “As soon as Virgil comes back. Before you can A) talk yourself out of it or B) design some ridiculously complicated endeavor that would most likely leave Virgil overwhelmed.”
Roman scoffed. “When have I ever done something like that?”
Logan pointedly glared at him.
Roman sunk into the couch cushions, crossing his arms petulantly. “Fine.”
“Good.”
Roman grabbed the TV remote and turned the TV back on. The loading screen for Pocahontas showed. He pressed play.
“They’ll miss it,” Logan complained.
“We’ll start it over.” Roman’s face was determined in the light of the screen, which accentuated the flop of his brown hair and the firm jaw that swept under his crooked smile. Logan narrowed his eyes, trying to see whether Roman’s eyebrows were anything special. They appeared normal, brown and defined, but maybe from another angle—
“What are you doing?” Roman asked, turning and meeting Logan’s eyes.
“Nothing,” Logan said. “Let’s watch.”
They made it fifteen minutes into the movie before Patton and Virgil returned. Patton had gotten sidetracked with petting a cute dog and the store had a long line. Virgil dumped the popcorn in a bowl and Patton gave Logan and Roman hugs despite seeing them only half an hour before.
“You started already?” Virgil complained.
“Rest easy, Maleficent. We’ll start over.” Roman’s face darkened with a slight blush. “But um…actually…could we talk for a sec? Alone?”
Panic flitted over Virgil’s face. He glanced at Logan, who gave him an encouraging smile.
“O-okay,” Virgil agreed, fidgeting with his hoodie. “Sure.”
“Cool.” Roman led Virgil down the hallway to Patton’s bedroom. “Pat, is it okay if we go in here? My room’s a mess.”
“Sure thing, kiddo!” Patton called. Roman smiled and they walked through the doorway, Roman shutting the door behind them.
“What’re they up to?” Patton asked, settling on the couch next to Logan.
“Can’t tell you that,” Logan said. “I’ve spilled enough secrets today.”
Patton looked at him curiously but apparently decided not to comment.
And they sat in silence, Patton munching on the popcorn, Logan watching the clock and praying whatever was going on, it was good.
After five minutes, Virgil and Roman emerged. Roman was beaming, and Virgil had a small, shy smile on his face. Logan noticed their hands were brushing each other—not intertwined, not yet, but comfortably side-by-side.
Virgil sat next to Logan and Roman sat next to Patton. Patton’s questions about their conversation were brushed off, and Patton soon conceded the issue and turned on the movie again. As Pocahontas sang, Virgil leaned over to Logan and punched him in the arm. Logan hissed in pain. “What was that for?” he whispered.
“Telling him.” Virgil was smirking, however, and Logan knew he was forgiven.
“It worked out, didn’t it?”
“Yeah.” Virgil looked over at Roman, whose smile still hadn’t faded. Roman saw Virgil and smiled even wider, getting a smile in return.
“Yeah, I think it did.”
Something was wrong with Patton.
It was about three months since Roman and Virgil had begun officially dating. The amount of pining-based rants had sharply dipped. Unfortunately, they were replaced by what-do-I-wear-to-a-coffee-date rants and holy-shit-we-kissed-Logan-we-kissed-help rants and what-if-he-secretly-hates-me-should-I-break-up-with-him-before-he-does rants. What’s more, he also began receiving more calls and texts from Roman along the lines of “What’s Virgil’s favorite food” and “Does he like park dates” and “He hasn’t texted me back yet does he hate me is he going to break up with me,” so Logan resigned himself to his fate. Dating they might be, adorable and sweet and supportive they might be, but Logan would still have to deal with their gay panic.
However, his somewhat inept support of them had apparently deemed him “Emotionally Competent.” It was a false label and a new label, replacing his old one of “We Ask Him About Stars, Not Feelings.” Logan didn’t feel he deserved this new designation, but like it or not, he was now someone who could Help With Feelings.
That’s why he was the one talking to Patton.
Well, that wasn’t the whole story. It was also because Patton’s strange behavior was mostly limited to Roman and Virgil. He was kind and sweet and cheerful, but his smile always seemed strained when in their company. More often than not, he excused himself from group activities early, only talked to Logan, or even—according to a concerned Virgil—being strangely distant one-on-one. Sometimes Logan spotted Patton staring at Roman and Virgil, an inexplicably sad look on his face, but when confronted he immediately smiled and said it was nothing. Roman and Virgil, worried they had done something wrong, enlisted Logan to discover the source of the problem.
And the newly Emotionally Competent Logan couldn’t say no.
It was Patton, after all. Sweet, lovely, amazing Patton. If something was truly wrong, he would not hesitate to attempt assistance. He cared deeply for Patton. And although his recent behavior didn’t extend to Logan—in fact, by process of elimination, Logan actually ended up being with Patton more than on average—he still wanted the old Patton back.
So, after an afternoon in Patton and Roman’s apartment that consisted of a violently competitive game of Monopoly—Roman tried to place a hotel on a railroad, Patton traded properties with everyone to help them win, and after Logan collected the Free Parking money totaling 564 dollars, Virgil chucked a shoe at his head—Logan decided to stay behind, help Patton clean up the mess, and ask him a few questions.
Patton seemed to be his normal self. He gladly assisted Logan with the cleanup, cracking jokes and telling the story of a very nice cat he’d met at the animal shelter he volunteered for.
“You’re allergic to cats,” Logan pointed out for the twenty-seventh time.
“I know,” Patton said with a pout. “But she was so cute! And her little fluffy ears…she was purr-fect!”
“I do hope you took your medicine.”
“Of course I did, kiddo!”
Logan smiled. “Roman reminded you, didn’t he?”
Patton giggled and booped Logan’s nose. Had they been with company, Logan wouldn’t have allowed such a thing. But Patton was exhilarating, energetic, so full of life, so contagious—and no one could see anyway. He didn’t mind. In fact, he leaned forward and booped Patton back. Patton’s delighted squeal was worth it.
Tossing a few more pieces into the box, Logan debated how he would tackle the issue. He didn’t want to alarm or upset Patton, or force him to tell anything he didn’t want to. What’s more, Patton would probably deny the problem like he often did, pretending everything was fine. Getting around Patton’s emotional wall would be a challenge.
It was a good thing Logan liked challenges.
But he’d been silent for too long. Patton’s face furrowed in a frown, and he leaned forward, tapping Logan on the shoulder. “Are you okay?”
“Of course,” Logan said.
“You just…kinda spaced out there for a sec.” Patton tilted his head. “Anything you wanna talk about?”
Logan closed the box. “Yes. I think so.”
“Well, then.” Patton sat on the carpet and patted the spot next to him. “I’m all ears!”
Logan hesitantly sat next to Patton. “You’re not all ears, you consist of many different organs—”
Patton giggled. “So I ‘ear.”
“Alright then.” Logan decided to let the pun slide. “Patton…I…”
“It’s okay, kiddo.” Patton’s voice was soft. “You can talk to me.”
Then Logan realized. He couldn’t think of this like a puzzle or a mystery like with Roman. Patton responded to emotion. If he wanted results, he needed to have an honest, emotional conversation.
Shit.
Well, here went nothing.
“Patton, I’m worried about you.”
Patton blinked. A startled laugh escaped his mouth. “Wha—me?”
“Yes.” Logan maintained eye contact—Patton’s eyes were blue, contrasting with his curly blond hair. They reminded Logan of freshwater pools, teeming with life, or the shade of the Earth when seen from space. “You’ve been behaving strangely, and I’m worried. Is everything alright?”
“Well, shucks!” Patton smiled. “I appreciate the concern, kiddo, but I’m doing fine-and-dandy over here. Why are you worried?”
“Because you’ve been distant.” Logan’s eyes were beginning to sting from the prolonged eye contact, but he kept looking at Patton. “You’re avoiding Roman and Virgil. You’re talking to me instead of them. They’ve noticed too, and they’re worried they did something to hurt you. Something that made you…wary. Closed-off.”
Patton’s smile faded for a second. “Ro and Virge? They think I…I’m mad at them?”
“They want to make sure you’re okay.” Logan finally dropped his gaze. “So do I.”
Patton made a little sad noise in his throat. “I…I’m not mad at them! I never meant them to think—they didn’t do anything! They’re wonderful!”
“I’m glad, and I suspected that,” Logan said. “So could you tell me, if they haven’t done anything…why are you avoiding them?”
Patton pressed his lips together. His smile was completely gone now.
“It’s okay if you’re not ready,” Logan said. Carefully, he reached out and touched Patton’s arm. “But I care about you. We care about you. If something is hurting or inhibiting you…we want to help.”
Patton gave a short, shaky nod. “I—”
“Take your time.”
“I—” Patton’s face crumpled. “I’m being stupid.”
“I hardly think so,” Logan said. “If it is distressing you, it is not stupid.”
“Right.” Patton gave a watery smile. “You know, Logan, I never told you how much I like that tie of yours! It adds a lot to your a-tie-re, you should knot think of giving it up en-tie-rly!”
Logan ran his hand down his blue tie. “Thank you, Patton.”
“You’re welcome, kiddo!”
“…but you’re deflecting,” he added softly. Carefully, letting Patton stop him if he wanted to, Logan placed his arm around Patton’s shoulders. “I’m not asking you about my tie. I’m asking about you, Patton.”
Patton’s shoulders began to shake under Logan’s arm, and before he knew it, his best friend was crying into his shirt.
Logan didn’t interrupt. He stroked Patton’s back gently, letting Patton release his tears. After a few minutes of sobbing, Patton hiccupped twice and began to apologize.
“Stop,” Logan murmured. “It’s not your fault. You needed to get that out.”
“I—” Patton began to cry again. “I’m being so selfish—they’re so nice, and wonderful, and they care about each other, they love each other, and I want them to be happy—they’re happy!—so why am I—why do I feel—"
“Breathe, Patton.” Logan lay a hand on Patton’s head and began stroking his hair. Patton clutched Logan’s polo shirt tighter, almost hugging him as he cried. At this point Patton was almost in Logan’s lap, curled into his chest, pressed against Logan’s heart.
“It’s okay,” Logan said, letting Patton’s curls cascade around his hand. “It’s okay. You’re okay.”
“I’m going to ruin it for them—”
“You love them.” Logan kept his voice quiet, giving Patton a chance to back out. “Yes?”
Slowly, Patton nodded.
“Then that is not your fault,” Logan assured him. “You cannot control your feelings any more than…any more than one can stop a river from flowing. Yes, you can dam up the river, but eventually it will break through and cause more damage. The only way to deal with the problem is to go with the flow.” Logan tenderly brushed a few locks of hair from Patton’s head. “You need to ride with the current, Patton. Ignoring the problem and pushing away people you love in the process…that’s repression, and just like with the dam, it will only make things worse when emotions do break through.”
Patton gave a watery giggle. “You’re so smart, Lolo.”
Logan felt something twitch at the nickname—annoyance, probably. Annoyance that made his face burn red. But now was not the time.
“…I have to tell them, don’t I?” Patton asked quietly.
“You don’t have to do anything.” Gently, Logan took Patton’s hands and pulled them from his shirt, folding their fingers together and rubbing his thumbs over the backs of Patton’s hands. “But I would recommend it.”
Patton’s lip wobbled. “What if they hate me? Or they think I’m weird, or—”
Despite himself, Logan smiled. “Any excuse you give me, believe me. I’ve heard it before. When Virgil and Roman didn’t want to confess their feelings. I think we both know how that turned out.”
He got a small, hesitant smile in return. A smile that could outshine the sun.
“They’re so wonderful…” Patton sighed wistfully, staring into nothing. “Virgil…Roman…they just—everything they do, they’re so strong, they—you know how wonderful they are, right, Lo?”
Logan thought of Virgil’s snappy retorts, Roman’s overblown theatrics, and how they seemed to fit together like puzzle pieces. Night and day, moon and sun, yin and yang, opposites that complemented each other and helped each other grow. Virgil, with his wry smile and astute observations and sewing skills. Roman, with the theater he loved so much and the friends he loved even more, always ready to seize the day and create something new. They couldn’t see the worth within themselves, the light that shone in their eyes, but they could see each other’s. And Logan could see theirs.
“Yes, I know.” Logan smiled into Patton’s hair. “At least, I’m starting to.”
Despite Patton’s worries, the conversation went well. Roman, of course, was thrilled—he’d loved Patton for months. Virgil, although he admitted he had never thought of Patton that way, was still open to the idea. And after a few months, it was clear he was falling head-over-heels.
It was the three of them now. Virgil-Roman-Patton. Virgil and Roman’s snappy banter and nervous kisses were now complemented by Patton’s boundless compassion and propensity for snuggling. It was not uncommon for Virgil to spend the night at Roman and Patton’s apartment, the three piled on the couch amidst various blankets and pillows, The Emperor’s New Groove playing as they fell asleep.
Of course, despite Logan’s new status as the figurative Fourth Wheel—a misleading term, because four-wheeled mechanisms of transportation were far more common than three-wheeled ones—they still made sure Logan felt included. They still had movie nights, one-on-one conversations, friendly walks to the park or to the store. Logan didn’t begrudge their new need for only-the-three-of-them days. It made sense—they were dating. They wanted time on their own. And it made something in his chest loosen with warmth when he saw them together, smiling and laughing, fitting together like pieces in a puzzle. They were his friends, and he was happy they were happy. Even if ridiculous levels of PDA did make his chest sting a bit.
The day things changed wasn’t a day at all. It was a night, and it was a night in the city, and it was the night Logan realized something very important.
The problem was, it would have been a great night if he hadn’t.
It was fall. The air was nippy and chilled, leaves beginning to lose their chlorophyll and reveal the fiery shades underneath. Virgil was already counting down the days until Halloween—Logan came home from school one day to see him draping spiderwebs across every available surface, bopping along to This is Halloween.
Roman had just landed a part in a local production of Into the Woods—Prince Charming. Virgil jumped on the opportunity for a nickname and soon Prince Charming, or Princey for short, was his pet name for Roman. Roman acted offended, but it was a term of endearment and a reminder of his success as an actor, so Logan guessed he didn’t really mind.
To celebrate, Patton decided they should all go out for dinner together. He recommended a Mexican place downtown, and Virgil and Roman were thrilled. Logan, assuming it was going to be a date, didn’t respond to the invite. That got him yelled at.
Princey: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T INVITED
Princey: WE MADE THESE PLANS IN THE GROUP CHAT
Princey: THE GROUP CHAT THAT YOU ARE IN
Princey: IF WE DIDN’T WANT U, WOULD WE HAVE TOLD U WHEN/WHERE/WHY IT WAS HAPPENING?
Pattoncake: Calm down Ro!!
Pattoncake: it was just a misunderstanding
Pattoncake: but you’re coming right Lolo?
Princey: You’d better
Princey: This is a night to celebrate MY AMAZINGNESS and ALL my favorite people must be there
Emo Nightmare: if u don’t come i’ll probly end up murdering princey for singing agony too much
Princey: IT IS A GREAT SONG AND I WILL FIGHT YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFULLY MANICURED SWORD
Pattoncake: okay let’s calm down, no murder on Roro’s big night!
Emo Nightmare: ok I wont kill princey
Emo Nightmare: but ill kill L if he doesn’t show up
Pattoncake: That’s not really better.
Princey: I stand with you Virgil! The nerd shall come or be PUNISHED BY DEATH!
Emo Nightmare: yep
Pattoncake: No!!!!
Pattoncake: if he doesn’t come, that’s okay
Pattoncake: I’ll just eat all his crofters! I’m sure he won’t mind!
Emo Nightmare: holy shit patton’s bringing out the big guns
Lo-bot: Fine. I will come. Please do not threaten me or my jam.
Princey: Wait that worked?
Pattoncake: I know Lolo well!! ;)
Emo Nightmare: okay that was actually kind of terrifying
Lo-bot: Also, please stop calling me LoLo.
Emo Nightmare: quiet lolo
Princey: LMAO already changed your name
Lolo: …Pardon me while I scream.
So Logan went to the date—the not-a-date-anymore, the date-except-Logan-is-here. He met up with Patton and Roman and Virgil, the brisk autumn wind making his cheeks red, wearing a woolen greatcoat and grey checkered scarf. Virgil said he was overdressed for the temperature. Patton said he looked like Sherlock. Roman said that the eighteen-hundreds called and they wanted their nerd back.
Patton was wearing a pale blue shirt and a cardigan with soft jeans. Little cat patterns were sewed on his knees. Virgil had his usual black-and-purple hoodie, and Roman had a red-and-gold jacket over a plain white shirt. They made quite the team, walking down to the restaurant, Roman waving at everyone and Patton running up to pet every dog in the vicinity.
The restaurant’s food was delicious. They got several plates of food and shared them—a pile of roasted chicken, a bean soup, a salad, a bowl of yucca fries, and other wraps and dishes. Roman only sang Agony once, and he kept his volume low.
“What else?” Patton asked as they stretched, bellies full, and made their way to the door. “It’s dark but it’s still early.”
They decided to walk around the city for a while. The lights were on, windows glowing in the dark. Streetlights illuminated their skins, creating halos of light around Patton’s curly hair and Virgil’s smug smile and Roman’s breathless grin. The sidewalk was busy, the roads even busier, but they still had stretches to themselves. It was a wild night, the sort of night that seemed separate from any day before or after it, crisp and clear and alive.
Laughing and talking, the four walked down a few blocks. They had no destination in mind, but there was something to see around every corner. Even though Logan knew this city like the back of his hand, everything looked different in the dark.
“This is wonderful,” Patton breathed. His hand was intertwined with Virgil’s, and he was leaning slightly on Roman’s shoulder. “Thank you guys.”
“No problem, Pop Star,” Virgil muttered fondly.
“Thank you!” Roman exclaimed. “It was your idea, after all.”
Logan opened his mouth to add something, but instead, he stayed silent. He had noticed, all of a sudden, that he was slightly apart and slightly behind the three of them. They walked like a single organism, intertwined and in-step. Logan was tacked on at the end, out of sync.
Not a fourth wheel, but a fourth point on a triangle. A fourth leg on a tripod. A fourth Musketeer. There was a fourth Musketeer, he vaguely remembered from English class, but he wasn’t important. He certainly wasn’t memorable.
The Rule of Three. Everything came in threes—heaven earth underworld, comedy tragedy history, reduce reuse recycle. Virgil-Roman-Patton.
So what if he was the fourth wheel? They wanted him here. They asked him to come. They were still his best friends.
Logan shook off the thoughts and walked faster, joining up with the others again. Conversation had moved on without him, and he struggled to get a sense of the discussion.
“Anywhere we want to go?” Roman was asking.
“I need more ramen,” Virgil said.
“We’re not going grocery shopping on a date—on Roman’s day,” Patton quickly amended. Logan ignored the stab he felt at those words. “And I can just cook some real noodles for you! You need to eat healthier food anyways.”
“Ramen is healthy,” Virgil grumbled.
Logan looked around and saw a bookstore nearby. It was one of his favorites, actually, and the lights were still on. They’d been there before, the four of them looking for birthday presents for each other, hiding books behind themselves and trying to clandestinely pay for them, finding strange books and funny books and books for kids and simply having fun. Patton squealing as Roman picked him up and deposited him on a beanbag, Virgil doing a dramatic reading of Fifty Shades of Grey, Logan purchasing a Ravenclaw robe and refusing to take it off. It was one of Logan’s favorite memories, and afterwards, he’d returned to the bookstore because when he closed his eyes, he could hear their laughter and watch Patton blush and Virgil smirk and Roman gasp and all of them together.
Logan opened his mouth to suggest they go to the bookstore, but Patton had already suggested something else, and Roman was pressing a kiss to Patton’s head and leading them on, and something was twisting in Logan’s throat. Something ugly, choking, white-hot. He remained silent.
Slowly, he drifted away.
Finally he was almost six feet behind them, watching them glow in the street lights, snatches of conversation and laughter drifting back to him. He watched Virgil shove Roman and Roman shove Virgil back, Patton inserting himself between the pair and chiding them.
Logan felt…he felt like something was clawing at his insides. He felt like his breath was labored, something jammed in his throat. He felt a terrible fire kindling in his stomach, and another burning sensation around his eyes. His mouth was dry and his hands were clenched so his knuckles showed white caps of bone.
This wasn’t feeling left-out. This wasn’t just feeling like a fourth wheel. It was something more.
Carefully, Logan peeled back the anger—was it anger? Just pain? Sadness? Fear? He didn’t know, he couldn’t tell, but something was definitely hurting, shattered and broken and piercing his veins.
It was want, crawling through him.
Of course. He wanted things to be normal, he wanted them to be friends without crashing a date every time he came with. He wanted time with them, he wanted—he wanted—
He wanted to be there, under the streetlights, as Patton shivered and Roman pulled his jacket off. Soon Patton was wearing it over the cardigan, a ridiculous combination that he managed to pull off. He wanted to be with them, not six feet behind, getting no glances or acknowledgments. He wanted to slot between them like a piece to their puzzle, feel Roman’s arm as it wrapped around Patton and Virgil, link hands with Patton like Virgil did with Roman, let Patton give a kiss to his cheek like—
Oh.
Oh.
Logan stopped dead on the sidewalk.
Oh, shit.
Frantically, he tried to think of another explanation for his feelings. But now that he’d admitted even a sliver of it to himself, a figurative dam broke in his mind. Hundreds of glances, touches, flutterings in the chest, suddenly made sense. Patton, Roman, Virgil, his best friends, who he’d spent years with. Patton’s smile, Virgil’s laugh, Roman’s voice—they were as much a part of Logan as his DNA.
He loved them. He always had.
But…he didn’t just love them as friends, did he?
Friends didn’t want to hold hands with other friends. Friends didn’t want to kiss other friends. Friends didn’t want to walk down a gleaming sidewalk at night, shoulders bumping together, steps all in sync.
Logan was still motionless. Lights glowed around him, but the world seemed blurry and off-kilter. He couldn’t feel the cold on his cheeks or the warmth of his scarf. He closed his eyes and opened them. The world was still disorientating, swimming around him, lights dancing like fish in the ocean.
Up ahead, Roman-Virgil-Patton had stopped at a crosswalk. After a few seconds, Virgil looked back, probably assuming Logan was a few steps behind them. Alarm crossed his face when he realized Logan was still standing in the center of the sidewalk.
Logan tried to shake some sense into himself as Virgil approached. He couldn’t just stand there! They’d get concerned! He took a wobbly step forward, then another. His feet seemed disconnected from his ankles.
“Lo?” Virgil asked. Roman and Patton were behind him, identical expressions of worry on their faces. “Everything okay?”
Logan opened his mouth to say he was fine, they should just continue. But did he want to keep walking with them? Did he want to keep crashing their night, keep staring at what he couldn’t have? They didn’t need him here, that much was obvious. He should just make it easy on them and leave of his own accord.
“I am adequate,” Logan said. “However, I have just realized it is later than I expected. Due to my classes tomorrow that necessitate an early rise, I must ask for permission to conclude this venture.”
Here he went with the overly complex words. Although Logan had a naturally sesquipedalian nature, he noticed a marked increase in long sentences when he was nervous. Hopefully the others would dismiss the verbal tic as ‘Logan being Logan.’
Patton checked his watch and gasped. “Oh my goodness, it is late! Almost ten o’clock already! I’m so sorry, Lolo!”
“It is no trouble,” Logan assured him. “It is only natural that you lost track of time.”
Virgil shrugged. “I guess that’s it, then? We can head back.”
“Aw, come on.” Roman pouted. It looked far less cute when he did it than Patton. “Can’t Specs miss one class for me? The night’s just getting started. Who cares about proper education when you could be with us?”
“My teachers,” Logan pointed out. “And myself.”
“Boo.”
“Now, now, Roman!” Patton waggled a gloved finger at his boyfriend. “You gotta respect Lolo’s decision. He’s his own person. And he was very kind to take the evening off to support you.”
“Ugh, fine.” Roman sighed. “Let’s go back.”
Logan frowned. Something tugged at his stomach when he thought about them ending their adventure early on his account. “You can continue on without me. I do not mind.”
“No, it’s okay!” Patton smiled. “It’s about time to turn in!”
“I insist,” Logan said. “I do not want your evening to conclude preemptively due to my own scheduling.”
“It won’t be the same without you,” Roman complained.
Logan couldn’t resist snapping back. “Somehow, I doubt that.”
Virgil and Patton glanced at each other. Fortunately, they decided not to comment. Virgil only said “Be careful walking home on your own. Text me when you get back.”
“I will. Thank you for your concern.” Logan stuffed his fingers in his pockets and turned away. “I hope you have a wonderful night.”
“Bye!” Patton called, waving frantically.
“Farewell!” Roman proclaimed.
Virgil gave his customary two-fingered salute.
Logan simply raised a hand in return, turning the corner and walking out of sight.
And the universe granted him a small boon—it began to rain, softly and gently on the concrete. Soon Logan was dripping wet, droplets sliding down his face.
When he began to cry, he knew no one could tell. His tears were hidden by the rain.
So Logan Mackenzie let himself cry.
Logan could not avoid the others. He lived with Virgil, after all, and Roman and Patton both loved attention and were intuitive enough to pinpoint when something was wrong. So Logan knew it was fruitless to try and push them away. They would only get suspicious, concerned, and hurt.
Still, illogical as he knew it was, he tried.
For three days he didn’t answer his phone. He didn’t speak with Roman or Patton. When Virgil knocked on his door or asked him questions, he fielded them with monosyllabic replies and assertions of “Everything is fine, I am just caught up with studying.” Virgil didn’t buy it—of course, of course he didn’t buy it, he was so smart and perceptive and that was one of the millions of reasons Logan loved him, and here he went down that rabbit hole again.
It was like realizing his feelings had opened a figurative floodgate. Roman, Patton, and Virgil were on his mind all the time. He drank coffee and was reminded of Roman’s cocoa. He wrestled with math equations and remembered tutoring Virgil in high school. He closed his eyes at night and thought of Patton, curled up by his side.
Logan couldn’t take it.
Once in a while he checked his phone. The long lines of worried texts from Patton and Roman made something squeeze in his chest. He waited for them to inevitably peter out and stop. They didn’t.
They probably thought he was sick or dying or something. Hadn’t Virgil told them he was perfectly fine? Sure, they may have assumed he was suffering from some sort of emotional problem, but did that really deserve all this concern?
Finally, after a particularly desperate bout of texting around midnight, Logan wrote back. He kept it short and simple.
Lolo: In response to your queries, I am doing well. Please cease your attempts to contact me. Thank you.
Logan honestly didn’t expect them to write back. He’d given them an easy out from the situation. They no longer had to feel guilty about him and could go about their lives.
But—
Princey: WHAT
Pattoncake: Kiddo are u okay?
Princey: LOGAN WE’RE NOT GONNA STOP WHAT
Pattoncake: u know we love u, right?
Emo Nightmare: call me
Pattoncake: you’re our friend
Princey: YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT
Emo Nightmare: logan please call me
Emo Nightmare: now
Logan swallowed. Slowly, he dialed Virgil’s number.
Virgil picked up on the first ring. “Dude, what the hell?”
“I—”
“No. Shut up. I’m going to keep talking.” Virgil paused and sighed. “L…we’re really worried about you.”
“Where are you?” Logan asked.
“Ro and Pat’s.”
Logan bit his lip. “Of course.”
“I can come home.” A loud rustling sounded from Virgil’s end. “I’m putting on my jacket, I can be there in ten—”
“Not necessary, Virgil.” Logan ran his fingers through his hair. He’d prefer it if he didn’t have to see Virgil’s face at all, with the soft purple bangs hanging over his dark eyes and the light freckles he pretended he didn’t have and—
Off topic.
“I just…” Virgil’s voice was soft and concerned, and Logan cursed himself for making that worry appear. “This is so sudden, L. Did we do something? Are you mad?”
“I’m not mad!” Logan hastily said. “You didn’t do anything wrong.”
“Then what?” Virgil asked. “I…look, L, if we made you feel—uncomfortable, or anything, I’m sorry…”
“Uncomfortable?”
“You seemed pretty out-of-it when we celebrated with Roman, I guess I just assumed.” Virgil paused. “You’re my friend too, and I care about you. No matter if I’m dating you or not.”
“Right.” Logan swallowed. “What about Patton and Roman?”
“What about them?” Virgil asked incredulously. “They’ve been texting you frantically for the past three days, Patton’s stressbaked enough food to end world hunger twice over, and Roman’s temper is on a hair trigger. You really think they don’t feel the same way I do?”
Logan ran his thumb across his phone case. “No, I—”
“You what, L?” Virgil’s voice dropped. “Please. I’m worried about you. Just…talk to me.”
What could Logan say? That he suddenly realized he had been harboring crushes on his three best friends for perhaps a year and a half? That he didn’t want to see them again because it would only deepen the infatuation and he was bound to give himself away or look like a fool? That he didn’t want to make his friends uncomfortable, because it would be nothing but awkward if the truth did come to light?
“It’s complicated.” Logan sighed. “I…I have a few things I need to figure out, Virgil. Just…can you give me some more time? A week?” That wouldn’t be enough time to suffocate his affections entirely, but it could allow him to think of a better game plan. “Stay at Patton and Roman’s apartment for a while. I know you do that often anyway. I just…I need some time alone.”
Virgil was silent for a few seconds. “Can you promise Patton’s three rules? You’re not hurting anyone, no one’s hurting you, you’re not hurting yourself?”
Logan channeled all his certainty into his voice. “No one is being harmed. This is not a matter of such grave importance. It is just an—identity issue.”
“Well, alright. If you say you need it.” Virgil didn’t sound fully convinced. “You can always call me or Pat, okay? There’s extra food in the freezer, make sure you have your full meals and go to bed at a reasonable time, okay?”
“Virgil, it is currently one in the morning.”
Virgil paused. “Huh. So it is.”
Logan clapped a hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter.
“Whatever. My point still stands. Go to bed.” Logan could almost hear Virgil’s smirk. “Always keeping me on my toes, aren’t you, L?”
“You don’t need any help with that,” Logan said.
“True, I’ve got the anxiety.” Virgil clicked his tongue. “So…well…I guess that’s that, then? Call me anytime, eat your veggies, brush your teeth, listen to your parents?”
Logan huffed. “I should be telling you that instead.”
“Shut up,” Virgil said. “You’ll be okay?”
“I…” Logan hesitated. “I hope so.”
“Me too,” Virgil muttered. “Because I love Patton’s baking, I promise, but I’ve eaten more cookies than should be humanly possible. I don’t think my hoodie will fit anymore.”
Logan laughed again. “I will take that into account.”
“All right.” Virgil’s voice dipped. “Love you, L.”
It was a simple phrase. They said it all the time, platonically. It was a way of expressing affection, and although Logan had trouble verbalizing feelings and Virgil had trouble showing emotional vulnerability, they had both gotten better at the phrase over the years. It slipped out easily now, with barely a second thought. Of course he loved Virgil. And Patton and Roman.
But in light of recent revelations, even such a simple phrase made Logan’s heart simultaneously speed up and stop altogether. These cardiopulmonary abnormalities were highly irritating.
“I…” Logan’s mouth was dry. “Thank you, Virgil.”
Before Virgil could respond, he tapped the End Call button and tossed his phone on the desk, closing his eyes and rubbing his hand down his nose. That was a disastrous phone call if he’d ever participated in one.
At least he got a week to figure things out. Perhaps he could find a way to hide his feelings or better yet, get rid of them altogether. Perhaps he could land a job in Tokyo and move across the world and never have to face them again.
Perhaps he was being a tad dramatic.
A week without the others. This would be good for him, he told himself. He would enjoy it. It didn’t matter that he found himself dreading a week without Virgil’s dry sarcasm and tendency to sit everywhere except on chairs, Roman’s incessant singing of Disney songs and inability to remember history if it wasn’t events in Hamilton or Les Miserables, or Patton’s favorite cat hoodie and his weekly “experiment” meals where he added lots of cumin or onion to a dish and the others had to taste the aftermath. It didn’t matter that he would eat alone, do his homework alone, watch movies alone. That was exactly what he wanted.
Suddenly, the apartment felt very empty.
Logan turned off his lights, changed into his pajamas, and tucked himself into bed. It was a long time before he slept.
He did not spend a week alone.
He spent the first four days of the week alone, burying himself in his studies and rereading Murder on the Orient Express whenever he got too bored. Despite his promise to Virgil, he stayed up later and later and mostly ate energy bars, leftover ramen, and a few strawberries from a jumbo pack of strawberries Patton had bought. Virgil did not call or text him. Roman called him once, leaving a voicemail that said “Is the Mona Lisa only famous because it was stolen? Virgil and I disagree on the matter.” Logan did not call him back.
Patton kept texting him, however. Perhaps Virgil hadn’t explained that Logan wanted to be left alone, or perhaps Patton had simply disregarded the instructions entirely. Whatever the case, Patton continued to send him Patton Texts™ at random times. A Patton Text™ was a text sent with the express purpose of cheering someone up, usually consisting of a cute animal picture, a clean meme, a fun news story, a dad joke, or, occasionally, a dirty meme. Patton Texts™ didn’t require a response, a purpose, or any sort of context. They just existed. It was, Logan had to admit, rather sweet.
On the fourth day, Logan woke up to a photo of a kitten with its head stuck inside a box, a horrible pun (What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink automobile? A pink carnation!) and a reminder that he needed to ‘TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT U.’ Throughout the day, Patton sent him several cute cat videos. Despite himself, Logan always paused and watched them.
One part of him whispered that Patton only watched cat videos when he was sad. Logan tried his best to ignore that part.
It was late that evening when he got a text. Assuming it was another Patton Text™, Logan paused the documentary he was watching and pulled out his phone. However, it wasn’t Patton. It was a direct text from Virgil.
Virgil Conroy: L call me
Logan frowned. Why was Virgil contacting him? He had promised to respect his wishes. He wouldn’t text him unless—
Unless something was seriously wrong.
Quickly dialing Virgil’s number, Logan sprung up from the couch and tugged on his shoes.
It took five rings for Virgil to respond. When Logan said “Hello?” he got no answer.
“Virgil?” Logan asked. Listening closely, he could hear Virgil’s breathing. It was far too fast and frantic. In the distance, there was a loud thud, then another. Virgil began to breathe even faster.
“Virgil, can I assume you are suffering from an anxiety attack?”
There was no response.
“Virgil.” Logan grabbed his keys and dashed out the door, practically flying down the steps. “Tap the phone once for no and twice for yes.”
A pause, then a hesitant tap. Then another.
“Okay.” Logan walked down the sidewalk, weaving around people and taking the crosswalks at a run. “Can you breathe for me? In for 4, hold for 7, out for 8?”
A shuddering, deep breath. Logan started counting, still going as fast as he could. He barely needed to focus on the route—he knew the way to Patton’s apartment as well as the way to his own.
“You’re doing so great,” Logan said, rounding a corner. “You’re doing wonderfully, Virgil. Can you tell me five things you can see?”
“Um—” Virgil’s voice was shaky. “Uh, floor. Bed. My…my Nightmare Before Christmas posters. Window. Door.”
“Good. Four things you can feel?”
“Hoodie.” Virgil swallowed. “Floor. H-hair. Um…tears?”
“Okay.” Logan watched the traffic lights and bolted for the other side as soon as the walk signal glowed white. “Three things you can hear.”
“Traffic outside. B-birds.” Virgil sniffed. “Roman throwing stuff in the bedroom.”
That wasn’t good. Logan kept his voice level. “Two things you can smell?”
“Popcorn and burnt cookies?”
“And one thing you can taste.”
Virgil sighed. “Popcorn.”
“Great.” Logan slowed down as a mass of people crowded past him. “How do you feel?”
“N-not great, L. Obviously.” Virgil chuckled. “Um. Sorry for texting you, it was on instinct, I know you didn’t want to be bothered—”
“It is no trouble,” Logan insisted. “Your wellbeing is extremely important to me and I am glad I could assist.”
“Huh.”
“Virgil?” Logan asked.
“Yeah?”
“You do not have to, but…could you tell me what happened?”
Logan heard Virgil shift. “Argument,” he finally said. “Bad one.”
“Oh.”
“Ro and Pat were yelling a lot. I think Pat started crying. He’s in the bathroom now, I wanted to help him but all the yelling set me off, and—”
“Take a deep breath,” Logan said. “You did everything you could. Taking care of yourself is important, and you were very brave in reaching out. I’m—I’m proud of you.”
A siren wailed next to Logan as he jogged down the sidewalk. He was only a minute from Virgil’s apartment now.
“What was that?” Virgil asked.
“Siren.”
“Wh—” Virgil paused. “L, where are you?”
“I—” Logan looked around. “Oak Street?”
“Why on earth are you—”
“Give me a second, all right?” Logan pulled the phone from his ear. “I’ll talk in a second.”
Then he ran, leaping over cracks in the sidewalk and hurtling past trees, ignoring the confused looks of bystanders. The streetlights flashed above him, the sidewalk sparkling in the neon glow. Cars raced past him, careening through the night, headlights illuminating the haze. The windows and doors of the city rowhomes blurred together.
Finally, Logan skidded to a stop and climbed up the stairs to a brownstone at the end of the road. Slipping his hand under the small dog statue, he grabbed the key and turned it in the lock. The hallway was empty as he crept past the downstairs apartments, taking the stairs two at a time.
Patton’s apartment was unlocked. Logan didn’t bother knocking. The living room was empty, the TV still playing a paused scene from Lilo & Stitch, an abandoned popcorn bowl and pile of blankets on the couch. The kitchen lights were on, a few cookies left on the stove. The bathroom and bedroom doors were closed. A loud thump came from the bedroom on the far side. It sounded like someone punching a pillow, and indeed, that was probably the cause.
Logan pulled out his phone again. Talking quietly so as not to disturb anyone, he asked Virgil, “You’re in the bedroom?”
“Yeah—”
Logan walked forward and knocked on the bedroom door.
There was shuffling behind it, Virgil muttered “Just a sec,” and the door was opened. Virgil stood there, hoodie half-fallen from his shoulders, eyes red and hair mussed. He looked Logan up and down, mouth falling open.
“Did you—run here?”
Logan shrugged. Now that he was standing still, he realized how out-of-breath he was. “Yes.”
“I…” Virgil stared at him. “Wow.”
“You…” Logan reached out. “May I touch you?”
“Yeah.”
Logan placed a hand on Virgil’s shoulder. “How do you feel now?”
“Better.” Virgil fidgeted with the sleeve of his hoodie, but Logan noticed he leaned into the touch. “Definitely calmer. I—hearing your voice helped.”
“I’m glad I could assist.” Logan pressed a thumb gently into Virgil’s back. “Can I get you some tea? You can sit on the couch while I make it, maybe listen to some music?”
Virgil paused and nodded.
“Good.” Logan led Virgil to the couch and gave him a few of the blankets and pillows. Virgil rolled his eyes but dutifully cozied up in the corner. Logan spared a moment to appreciate the adorableness of Virgil curled up like a burrito, pulling on his headphones, before he was off to the kitchen and brewing some tea. Chamomile, he decided, would be just the thing. As the water boiled, he pulled out his phone again and texted Patton.
Lolo <3: Patton, could you come out of the bathroom? I am making Virgil some tea and I assume you could benefit from it as well.
After a minute, his phone vibrated with a response.
Patton O’Rourke: ur here????
Patton O’Rourke: I thought u were havin alone time
Lolo <3: Circumstances change. Please emerge whenever you are comfortable.
Logan returned to the tea, finding four mugs and setting them out. Behind him, he heard a door creak open. Without turning around, he said, “Hello, Patton.”
“H-hey, Lolo.” Patton shuffled forward. “I can help with the tea.”
“That is fine,” Logan said, shooting Patton a reassuring smile. “Thank you for the offer, but I would rather you just sit with Virgil. I’m sure he’d love the company.”
Patton looked apprehensively at Virgil, as if afraid he would deny it. Virgil gave Patton a small wave and scooted over on the couch. Patton delicately sat on the other end, clutching his hoodie.
Soon the teapot whistled and Logan poured the tea into the four mugs. Bringing three of them to the couch, he handed one to Virgil and one to Patton. The third he placed on the coffee table.
“Is that for you?” Patton asked.
“Roman.”
Virgil gave Logan a disbelieving look. “He’s been throwing shit around for the past half an hour. You’re not getting him out for tea, dude.”
“Not immediately, no.” Logan sat on the floor across from them. “Drink. It’ll help.”
Virgil sipped at his tea. Patton stared into the mug and didn’t move.
“Patton?” Logan reached forward and placed a hand on his leg. “Would you like to talk?”
“I—” Patton clenched his teeth. “No, I—I’m fine—”
“Patton.” Logan stood up again and sat next to Patton on the couch. “You just went through an upsetting situation and many harsh words may have been exchanged. It is perfectly reasonable—in fact, it is encouraged—to react and experience emotions about this event.”
Patton shivered. “I—”
“Would you like me to hug you?”
Patton paused and nodded.
Logan carefully placed an arm around Patton’s shoulders, taking the mug of chamomile tea from his hand. Virgil politely avoided staring as Patton fell into Logan’s side, burying his face in Logan’s shirt. His shoulders began to shake, and Logan heard him start to cry.
Tilting himself carefully, Logan pulled Patton into his lap and placed a hand behind his head. One traitorous part of himself noticed how close they were, but Logan successfully shunned it. Patton seemed very small in his arms.
“Thank you, Patton,” Logan murmured.
Patton hiccupped. “F-for what?”
“For crying. It sounds like you need this, and I’m proud of your ability to release your emotions.”
“Sure.” Patton laughed bitterly into Logan’s chest. “You’re proud of the fact I can cry. That says a lot about me, doesn’t it?”
“Yes, but that is not necessarily a negative thing.” Logan reached over and began stroking Patton’s hair. “You have struggled with this in the past, and for you, this is an achievement. That doesn’t mean you’re lesser than anyone else. Your problems are your problems. Everyone has issues with some things.” Logan smiled. “Look at me, for instance.”
“If you—” Patton sniffled. “Talk bad…I will fight…”
“I know.” On instinct, Logan leaned forward and placed a kiss on Patton’s forehead.
“Why don’t we leave that for later, okay? For now, do you think you could give Virgil a turn? Though I love cuddling with you, I need to check on Roman.”
Patton didn’t move. “Virgil…don’t wanna…wanna bother…”
“He’s right here, Patton.” Logan glanced at Virgil, who was still pointedly giving them space. “I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”
“He…” Patton hiccupped again. “Is he mad?”
“What?” Virgil gave up on pretending to ignore them. “Pat, no!”
“I know we…we were really loud…” Patton began to cry again. “And you got upset, and I couldn’t check on you…and I w-would understand if you h-hated me, we w-were s-stupid…I-I…”
Virgil looked shocked. “God, Pat, are you kidding? I couldn’t hate you!”
Patton simply cried louder.
“Can I…?” Virgil motioned to Patton, and Logan carefully uncurled Patton’s arms from his torso and shifted him down the couch to Virgil. Virgil reached out and Patton immediately collapsed into him, tucking his head into Virgil’s shoulder.
“Oh, Pat.” Virgil rubbed Patton’s back. “You made a mistake, but that’s okay. I’m not mad. I could never be mad at you, you’re the best fucking boyfriend ever. Don’t tell Roman.”
Patton looked up and gave a watery chuckle. “L-language, kiddo.”
“There he is. There’s my favorite Pat.” Virgil smiled softly and wiped a tear from Patton’s face. “I love you, okay?”
Patton smiled back and snuggled into Virgil’s hoodie. “Love you too.”
Logan quickly looked away, ignoring the rush of emotions in his stomach. Getting to his feet, he took the final mug from the coffee table and headed to the bedroom. The door was locked and he could hear nothing behind it.
Logan knocked on the door. “Roman?”
No response.
“Roman, could you please open the door?”
After a pause, someone mumbled “Go ‘way, Virgil.”
“This is not Virgil,” Logan said. “This is Logan.”
He jumped out of the way as the door flew open. Roman stood there, pajamas rumpled and eyes red, looking at Logan like he was the reincarnation of Nikola Tesla.
“Where—” Roman closed his eyes and opened them again. “When did you get here?”
“A few minutes ago. Virgil texted me.” Logan held out the mug. “Would you like some tea?”
Roman squinted suspiciously at the tea. “What kind?”
“Chamomile. I thought it would help calm everyone down.”
“Oh, that’s my favorite—” Abruptly, Roman shook his head. “No! I’m mad at you!”
“You are?” Logan kept his voice level.
“Yeah!”
“I was unaware.” Logan glanced towards Patton and Virgil, but they didn’t seem disturbed by the yelling. Virgil had slipped his headphones over Patton’s ears and was watching him fondly. “Why are you angry with me?”
Roman folded his arms and his face flushed. “’Cause you’re a fucking asshole!”
Logan raised an eyebrow. “Interesting. Why do you think of me this way?”
“Don’t give me that sarcastic shit.”
“I was not intending to be sarcastic.” Logan waved a hand at himself. “You know I am not the best with sarcasm.”
“Shut up!”
Logan mimed zipping his lips and tossing the figurative key.
Roman rubbed his eyes. “You just waltz in here after like eternity days and knock on my door like ‘Hey what’s up remember me I exist.’ Like, what the fuck, Specs?”
“Unless I was mistaken, you agreed to the temporary separation,” Logan said. “Could you explain why it upset you?”
“I’m not upset!” Roman snapped. “I’m pissed! Can’t you tell?”
Logan looked at the tear tracks running down Roman’s face and his angry red snarl. “The two things are not mutually exclusive.”
“Get out of here with your science talk!” Roman growled. “Actually, hey, good idea! Get the fuck out in general. Leave.”
“Patton and Virgil wish me to be here,” Logan said, taking a deep breath and retaining his calm tone. Getting exercised would do no one any good. “Unless you have a solid reason for my departure, I shall remain.”
Roman frowned and violently scrubbed at his eyes. “I don’t want you here.”
“I’ve gathered.” Logan clasped the mug of tea in both hands, steam warming his fingers. “I understand your feelings about the situation. But I would like to understand the cause better. Why did my abstaining from social contact upset you?”
“’Cause you can’t just do that!” Roman burst out. “You can’t just up and walk out of the friend group! It’s not a normal thing to do!”
“Were you worried about me?” Logan asked. “Were you worried about my emotional or physical wellbeing? You should know that if something was seriously wrong, I would always tell you and the others.”
“I know, I—” Roman sighed. “I just—it came out of nowhere.” His voice tightened. “And what am I supposed to think? That you suddenly decided you wanted to be a hermit?” Roman’s hands balled into a fist. “I just don’t get it! If I did something wrong, have the fucking decency to admit it to my face!”
The last sentence was almost a shout. Virgil looked over at Logan, concern in his eyes. Logan gave him a reassuring nod before turning back to Roman, who looked about to throw something.
“Is that the problem?” Logan asked. “Do you think it was your actions that led to the situation?”
Roman glared at him.
“It wasn’t your fault, Roman.” Logan took a step forward, and Roman’s hands dug into the doorframe. “It was a personal issue of mine and I should have conveyed that better.”
Roman’s glare deepened.
“Is that what led to the argument?” Logan murmured. “Because you don’t need to stake your personal worth on my actions. I currently, and have always, considered you an amiable companion and a wonderful friend.”
Something in Roman’s expression broke.
Logan carefully set the mug down on the carpet. “Roman, would you like a hug?”
Roman eyed him warily. Logan opened his arms.
Roman rocketed into his grasp, grabbing at his shirt and burying his face in Logan’s shoulder.
“Alright. Alright.” Taking a page out of Virgil’s book, Logan rubbed circles on Roman’s back. “I have you, okay? I’ve got you.”
“I—” Roman’s voice choked up, and now he was crying. He cried differently than Patton, loudly and almost dramatically. “I—I th-thought you decided you d-didn’t like us anymore—I thought I—d-did something—you f-finally got t-tired of me—”
“I could never get tired of you,” Logan said. “Who else can debate about iambic pentameter with me? Patton still thinks it’s a weird flavor of ice cream.”
Roman gave a choked laugh that soon dissolved into more sobs.
“I love you,” Logan said, ignoring the flip in his stomach. “I love you, Roman. I love all of you.” His heart ached to leave it there, but his traitorous mouth added “You are my best friends.”
Roman’s hands squeezed tighter around Logan’s waist. Logan slipped one of his hands under Roman’s and grasped it lightly.
“Do you want to go to the couch now?” Logan asked. “You are rather heavy and I feel we could best continue this hug sitting down and perhaps with your boyfriends.”
Roman froze. “I don’t wanna.”
“Are you worried they’ll be mad at you?”
The way Roman pressed his face into Logan’s shoulder was answer enough.
“Virgil! Patton!” Logan called. Virgil looked over and Patton took off his headphones. “Roman has something he would like to say to you.”
“I d-do?”
“Yes.” Logan pulled his chin up. “You will apologize, and they will forgive you. Then you can cuddle together.”
“I—” Roman glanced at the others. “I—Pat? Virge?”
“Yeah, kiddo?”
“I—” His face crumpled. “I’m so sorry, I—I got insecure and I was mean to you and I love you, I love you so much, I’m so sorry—”
Patton smiled. “I love you too, Ro. I forgive you—if you’ll forgive me?”
Roman wiped his eyes. “Of course.”
Virgil gave him a half smile. “It’s alright, Princey. I’m an idiot sometimes too.”
“C’mon over!” Patton added. “There’s more than enough room.”
Logan nodded, picking the mug back up and placing it in Roman’s hand. “Go ahead.”
With a grateful glance, Roman shuffled over to the couch. Patton held out an arm and Roman fell next to him, cuddling into his side. Virgil smiled and took Roman’s hand.
Logan spared a moment to watch them curl closer—they were so sweet—then walked over to the TV.
“You’ll probably be tired,” he said, grabbing the remote and closing Lilo & Stitch. “So we should put on something relaxing so you can fall asleep. Do you want to try a nature documentary? I find them quite calming in times of distress, as long as we choose to avoid the parts about global warming. Here’s an episode about lemurs. Would you like to watch that?”
Patton nodded, already dozing off in Virgil’s arms. Roman gave Logan a thumbs up.
Logan started the player. “Okay. Since you’ll be falling asleep here, we should minimize the uncomfortable nature of the couch.” He walked down the hallway and opened the linen closet, bringing back some extra blankets, comforters, and pillows. “Feel free to use these. If Virgil wishes, I can bring him anything he needs from our apartment. I’m aware you already have your headphones, but do you want your weighted blanket?”
Virgil paused and shook his head.
“Alright, thank you for clarifying.” Logan turned down the brightness of the TV. “That won’t hurt your eyes as much—Patton, take off your glasses, there you go—and I can turn off the lights throughout the apartment and lock the door on the way out. Is there anything else you need?”
Roman took a sip of tea, pulling a blanket over his legs. “Um, I think we’re good, Specs.”
“Lolo?” Patton shifted, hair covering his face. “Can I—um, I’d like—”
Logan smiled. “Let me guess. Your panda pillow?”
Patton smiled back.
“Of course. I’ll be right back.” Logan walked into Patton’s bedroom and took the soft panda pillow from the bed. Patton immediately brightened when he saw it and tucked it under his head, nestling into place with a soft sigh. The three of them were entangled now, legs intertwined. Patton rested on Virgil’s shoulder, Roman curled into Patton’s side, and Virgil’s arm stretched across the back of the sofa so he could hold hands with Roman.
“Is everyone all set to go?”
Roman sleepily nodded. The TV showed lemurs hopping back and forth. Virgil’s headphones were on again, his eyes trained on the screen.
“Good.” Logan turned off the kitchen lights and closed the open doors. “Then I will be going. I hope you have a pleasant rest and you can call me if you need me.”
Patton shifted, frowning. “You’re…leaving?”
“Well, yes.” Logan pressed his lips together. “The problem is concluded to the best of my ability, so I assumed I would take my leave.”
Virgil met his eyes. “Stay? Please?”
Heat seared across Logan’s face as Patton reached out and made little grabby hands.
Sighing—he couldn’t tell them no, he knew that, it was a physically impossible concept when they were so sleepy and soft and adorable and Newton was he hopeless—Logan moved back over and carefully placed his glasses on the coffee table. Patton tugged him into the pile of blankets, and after a few moments of maneuvering, Logan was secured firmly in the middle of the couch. On his left, Patton cuddled up to him, pressing into his shoulder and humming with contentment. Roman wrapped an arm around his shoulders and Virgil gave Logan’s hair a ruffle. On the screen, the narrator talked about the eating habits of lemurs. Everything was a blur without his glasses. The blankets and pillows were soft and warm and heavy. Patton was breathing slowly, his hair rustling with each exhale. Roman was watching the lemurs, a small smile on his face. Virgil closed his eyes and bobbed his head to his music.
Logan hadn’t realized how tired he was. It was probably the lack of sleep and his ruined circadian rhythms. Definitely not the comforting weight of others near him, reminding him that he was safe, not alone, loved.
Closing his eyes, Logan succumbed to sleep.
Logan wasn’t really awake.
He wasn’t asleep either, because he could hear Virgil shift and the strains of the credit sequence for the TV show—it wasn’t the same show he’d left on, he noticed, so time must have passed. But he was tired, and warm, and happy, and he didn’t want to open his eyes. He just wanted to sink back into sleep. The blankets were heavy around him, something soft was under his head, a comforting weight in his hair and oh, it was moving, someone was scratching his head, why hadn’t he tried this before it felt absolutely heavenly—
The fingers pressed into his scalp and Logan whined, leaning into the touch. When was the last time he let someone near him? He’d started refusing hugs a while ago after the three of them started dating. He didn’t realize he missed it so much.
Someone chuckled above him. “You’re so adorable when you’re sleeping.”
“Who’s adorable?” said another sleepy voice.
“Look at Logan.”
A muffled squeal came from his left. “Aww, he’s all curled up!”
“Watch this,” Roman said—that was Roman, right? Oh no, was he cuddling with Roman? He needed to wake up, he needed to stop being in this compromising position—
Roman was scratching his head again, and all coherent and rational thought flew out the figurative window.
Logan whined again. He couldn’t help himself. Patton squealed even louder. “He’s so adorable!”
“I know, right?” Roman’s voice was softer than Logan had ever heard, except maybe when addressing Virgil or Patton. “He’s the cutest.”
“And so helpful,” Patton added. “We need to thank him later, guys. Like, serious surprise party thank-you cookies and fun-times thank you.”
“He fixed everything, didn’t he? He knew exactly how to help.” Roman shifted, and before Logan knew it, he’d gotten a small kiss on the bridge of his nose. “Thanks for everything, you amazing little nerd.”
“Yeah,” Virgil said. Right—Virgil. Virgil was there. His voice was hoarse with sleep. “I don’t know what we’d do without him—”
Virgil paused.
“Kiddo?” Patton asked. “You alright?”
“Shit.”
“What?” Roman asked, jostling Logan. “What’s wrong?”
“I—” Virgil hesitated. “I think I figured something out.”
“What is it?” Patton asked.
And Logan tried to prick his ears for the answer, but sleep overcame him again, and he fell into darkness with Roman holding him upright.
Logan needed coffee.
Extricating himself from the blankets, he saw that Virgil, Patton, and Roman had already left the couch and were discussing something in one corner of the kitchen. Blearily, he wiped his eyes and placed his glasses on his face. The sharper focus revealed a pensive look on Virgil’s face, an excited look on Patton’s, and a nervous look on Roman’s.
Logan stumbled to his feet and headed for the coffee maker. Their conversation was none of his business. He also had a vague memory of cuddling up to Roman, which made his face flush every time he recalled it, so he would rather avoid talking to them until the embarrassment wore off.
The conversation abruptly stopped when Logan approached. That was odd, but Logan was too sleepy to remark on it. Wow, was it nine o’clock already? Good thing he had no classes until three.
Filling a mug with coffee, he downed a few mouthfuls and felt the caffeine buzz through him. Feeling more awake, he turned to the others, only to find they were staring at him.
“What?” he asked self-consciously. He touched his hair to see if it was mussed. It was. He combed it roughly with his fingers, but a few locks still stuck up in the air.
“Um—” Roman squeaked. “Nothing!”
“Do I have something on my face?” Logan looked between Patton, who had a sheepish grin, Roman, who was blushing furiously, and Virgil, who stared at the ground. “What is happening?”
“Just tell him how you feel,” Virgil muttered to himself, clenching his fists. “There’s no good reason not to.”
“What?” Logan placed his coffee on the counter. “Is everything alright? Is there a problem?”
“L?” Virgil glanced at the others, who gave him encouraging glances. “I—we. We need to tell you something.”
“Yes?”
“Well.” Virgil fiddled with his jacket. “I guess I’ll just spit it out then? I…we…why did you make me do this, guys? I’m terrible at it!”
Roman snorted. “Well, I’m certainly not doing it!”
“You can do this, kiddo.” Patton smiled at Virgil. “We’ve got your back.”
“Take your time, Virgil.” Logan looked at him with concern. “There’s no pressure.”
“I just—” Virgil screwed his eyes shut. “I don’t want this to ruin anything.”
“I doubt it would ruin anything,” Logan said. “Unless you’ve committed a serious felony or have secretly been a flat-earther this entire time, I think our relationship will survive.”
Roman snickered.
“Right. Okay.” Virgil bit his lip. “Well. On the subject of—relationships…”
Logan nodded and ignored the jolt that passed through his subjects.
“It’s like a Band-Aid, you’ve just got to rip it off.” Virgil clenched his fists. “Weallfiguredoutwekindasortalikeyoumorethanafriend!”
Logan blinked. “What?”
“We like you,” Patton clarified. “Romantically.”
“Oh, there you are,” Virgil mumbled, eyes still closed. “You couldn’t have stepped in earlier?”
Logan’s brain seemed to have short-circuited. Logan.exe had crashed. “What?”
“I don’t know how we could make it clearer, Specs.” Roman was smiling, but his tone betrayed a hint of nervousness. “You’re cute and we wanna date you.”
“Only if you want to!” Patton added hastily. “We don’t want to pressure you into anything and I know you probably don’t think of us that way, or at least not all of us, but we thought we should clear the air and admit it.”
Logan opened his mouth and closed it.
“So…” Virgil shifted. “Yeah, L. What they said.”
Finally, Logan found his voice. “How long?”
“What?” Patton asked.
“How long have you…felt this way?”
Roman laughed. “About two years? I fell for you when I fell for the others. It was all three of you at once—a triple-whammy crush cavalcade, if you will. It was a nightmare.”
“Two years?” Logan repeated. “Why didn’t you mention it?”
“I felt awkward about it.” Roman shrugged, looking away. “And you made it very clear you didn’t like me back.”
Hell no. I would never want to date you. You’re just not my type.
Shit.
“I started more recently, I think?” Patton tapped his chin. “Soon after Roman and Virgil and I started dating. It was lovely, but I always felt like something—someone—was missing.” He shot Logan a soft smile. “Turns out it was you, Lolo.”
“I…er, I only figured it out last night.” Virgil shrugged sheepishly. “But yeah. For a while, probably. Maybe even before Roman. You’ve just—you’ve always been there, constant, and…I guess I never knew how much I relied on that. I—yeah. You’re—yeah.” He rubbed his blushing face. “Sorry, I’m—I’m bad with words.”
Logan tried to wrangle his thoughts into a coherent sentence, but his cheeks were burning, his chest was flaming, and his eyes were stinging.
“So that’s that, I guess?” Roman rubbed at his arm. “You don’t—you don’t have to like us back, dude. We just wanted to get that out in the open. Like you advised, I guess.”
“Yeah,” Patton agreed with a smile. “Can you imagine if we just bottled up our feelings and avoided the situation altogether? You’d be very disappointed in us, Lolo.”
Logan stared at him. Laughter bubbled up in his throat, and before he could stop himself, he began to chuckle.
“What is it?” Roman asked.
Logan shook his head, laughing harder. He grabbed onto the counter for support as he cracked up. His eyes were leaking fluid now as he doubled over.
“What happened?” Virgil asked. “L, you good?”
“I—give me a sec—” Logan tried to pull himself together, but soon he lost it again. “I—the irony, I can’t believe this—”
“Um…” Roman frowned. “Much as I hate to interrupt a laugh session, especially because this is undeniably endearing, could you enlighten us on the cause of this ruckus? Or have you just gone full Joker?”
“I-I’m fine—” Logan kept laughing, rubbing at his eyes.
“Uh, you sure, kiddo?” Patton said, his voice far too concerned for the situation. “’Cause, um, you’re—"
A tear slipped down his face, and oh. He wasn’t laughing anymore. He was crying.
“L?” Virgil asked.
Logan was crying openly now. He covered his face with his sleeve and tried to wipe away the tears, but whenever one dried, another fell. His face felt hot and sick and disgusting. He wanted to stop crying, to stop looking so foolish in front of them, but his breath refused to be caught and his crying refused to cease.
He didn’t even know why he was crying. This was good news! There was nothing to be sad about!
“Lo?” Patton stepped forward, arms open. “Do you need a hug? It looks like you need a hug.”
Logan couldn’t speak, but he managed a nod.
And Patton was hugging him, cradling him against his chest and the contact just made Logan cry harder because this is what he could have had, this is what he was missing—
“I’m an idiot,” Logan choked out. “I am a complete, foolish idiot.”
“What?” Roman asked. “How dare you slander yourself like this! I don’t quite know why you’re saying that, or why you started crying, but I can assure you that you are a very smart human!”
“You don’t get it.” Logan wiped his eyes. For some reason, he was still smiling. Was he happy? Were these happy tears? He felt terrible, but there was a glow in his chest and he couldn’t stop smiling.
“What don’t we get?” Patton asked, squeezing his shoulders.
“I—” Logan looked around at them all, concerned and compassionate and beautiful. “I’ve been in love with the three of you for more than a year.”
Roman made a noise like a squeaky toy being stepped on.
“What?” Virgil stared him down. “You’re kidding.”
Weakly, Logan shook his head.
“But…” Patton frowned. “Lolo, you got us all together!”
“Y-yes.” Logan scrubbed his face. “You seemed happy with each other, I was glad to play the figurative matchmaker if it was what you wanted.”
Patton pressed a hand to his mouth, eyes wide.
“Shit, L.” Virgil shook his head. “Shit.”
“What did we do to deserve you?” Roman mumbled.
“In fairness,” Logan said, “I only figured it out last week.”
“A-at Roman’s evening?” Patton looked about to cry as well. “I—I thought you were acting off, I didn’t realize—”
“That’s why you avoided us, wasn’t it?” Roman seemed to search Logan’s face for denial. When he found none, his face crumpled. “You avoided us because you liked us?”
“I—I did not want things to become awkward between us. I wanted time to sort things out and see if those feelings would—” Logan waved a hand. “Dissipate of their own accord. But I was too far gone, and I—then you called me, and I couldn’t leave you alone, I couldn’t—”
“Shit,” Virgil said again.
“You know,” Patton said with a soft smile, “if you’d have just taken your own smart advice, we could have started dating weeks ago. Maybe even months.”
“Doubtful,” Logan admitted. “Feelings are not my strong suit. I would not have figured it out any earlier than I did.”
“And that’s okay.” Virgil reached forward and took Logan’s hand. “You’re doing alright, L. Better than alright.”
“You got us together, after all!” Roman agreed. “Even if that was unnecessarily self-sacrificing on your part. And you helped us last night, too. I suppose only one question remains…”
“Will you,” Patton finished, “consider being our boyfriend?”
“You don’t have to,” Virgil immediately added. “If you don’t feel ready, or you want to try dating one of us at a time, that’s completely fine—”
Logan began to smile. “I—I think I can give it a shot. All of you. I want to engage in romantic relations with you. If—if that’s alright.”
Patton squealed, and Roman’s smile was wider than Logan had ever seen it. Virgil just squeezed Logan’s hand, and Logan squeezed back.
“Group hug time!” Patton proclaimed.
“Don’t we have to eat breakfast?” Logan asked.
“Oh!” Patton giggled. “Right! I’ll make us some pancakes. Then we can have some cuddles!”
“Perfect!” Roman proclaimed. “Maybe watch a Disney movie? We’ve got a lot of missed movie-nights to make up for!”
Virgil smiled slightly. “Only if we can watch The Nightmare Before Christmas. And only if Pat lets me supervise the pancakes.”
Patton frowned. “Don’t you trust me?”
“I trust you,” Virgil said, “but Princey here would totally add like five containers of sugar or set the entire thing on fire when your back is turned.”
Roman gasped. “Rude! I’ll have you know that was one time, and the firefighters were very nice about it!”
“We can all help with the pancakes,” Patton compromised. “Lolo can read the instructions, ‘cause he’s good with books and Virge can help me mix ingredients.”
“What about me?” Roman asked.
Virgil smirked. “You can play your Disney songs and sneak bits of batter while pretending you’re helping.”
Roman opened his mouth, shrugged, and smiled. “Sounds good to me.”
“Great!” Patton grabbed Logan’s hand and pulled him over to the kitchen. “Let’s go!”
And Logan spent half the morning making pancakes, getting flour in his hair, Roman placing batter on his nose so Patton would kiss it off, Virgil sitting on the counter and refusing to get off. The pancakes turned out delicious, and after eating a very late breakfast—it’s brunch, Specs, how do you fail so hard at being gay—they curled up on the couch once more and started on their Disney marathons. It turned out that Roman and Virgil shared Logan’s proclivity for discussing the movie while watching it, but Roman geared more towards insults and Virgil just threw popcorn at all the sappy scenes. Patton remained quiet, toying with Logan’s hair and snuggled into Roman’s side, smiling at them like they were his favorite things in the world.
Logan Mackenzie didn’t understand his feelings, not completely. But he did know that he loved them. He knew that they loved him back. He knew that he had never felt happier than now, sitting on the couch with his boyfriends—boyfriends! They were his boyfriends! The novelty still hadn’t worn off.
He loved them, and he could figure the rest out another day, with a little help.
Logan loved them. For now, and forever, that was enough.
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