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prokopetz · a day ago
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Frankly, the secret to surviving having a widely read blog is cultivating the capacity to find it funny when people tell you to kill yourself. Like, really, my friend? You created a burner account on the world’s shittiest social media site because you didn’t even have the stones to nastygram me under your primary fake disposable identity, and that’s all you’ve got? The last one randomly accused me of being a Communist sleeper agent, which was at least entertainingly appalling. Step up your game!
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fxlthyangxl · 2 days ago
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my only goal is to be hot enough to burn into your brain permanently so that you can never shake me for as long as you live
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miss-cydonian · 17 hours ago
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AU where Hob Gadling becomes one of The Endless: Determination.
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infinitelymint · 2 days ago
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necromeowncy · 7 hours ago
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So, like, do you think the Exarch watched the WoL on his magic mirror during that Beehive stripper dancing quest???
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thecrxwclub · a day ago
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Matthias: You saved me. Why?
Kaz: People would think I murdered you if I didn’t.
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Sister of Sin: I’m doing a survey about how much guys know about periods. Would you mind telling me what you think happens, why it happens, ect?
Aether: The uterus prepares comfy pillows for bebe all month, then gets furious and painfully destroys all of its cool furniture because it got stood up again.
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andy-clutterbuck · 12 hours ago
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Fear the Walking Dead | 4x01
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aces-and-kings · a day ago
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Things to Know if You Rp with Me:
• I've a far higher demand on my spoons than I have supply for. • These days I'm not interested in improving my writing. My rp is like a used car, you're agreeing to it "as is", flaws and all.
• Despite my passion for role-play I have a mile long list of things that might take priority on any given day. Health, family, work; real life comes first. Always. I respect this as well. It's common courtesy.
• You might get a three line reply or ten paragraphs from me. So if you have a length of post requirement I'm not consistent enough to consider. I frequently use the phrase 'quality over quantity' but in truth sometimes flow > quality is just as important to me. • I'm forgetful, easily distracted, and frequently suffer from brain fog. In fact I can't read the previous line without processing fog as frog. On the upside even when I can't write I'm usually happy to discuss the characters or chat about other things. I favor more in a writing partner than just a scene and I've been fortunate with my rp friends. • Most of my oc exist for nostalgia's sake. I hope to find one or two among the lot that spark in-depth and more focused role-play. Admittedly I have favorites among them, currently Thor, Semex and Duke, but enjoy them all for various reasons. My goal was never to have nine 'mains' though, but rather nine opportunities for one or two epic stories to spawn. I crave that immersion and fandom. "Squee". • I have a spontaneous quirk that mandated I write each subsequent note about these "things to know" with an additional line so it maintained visual consistency. It can also be seen in the way I decorate; things have to have a sort of symmetry to them, even though that isn't realistic, but neither are porxie? I've also managed to sort of wear myself out, ware? where... no, it was wear ... right?... just writing all of this. And for what? Oh yeah, I remember, exposure. SEEKING STRANGE AND UNUSUAL BFF TO WRITE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS WITH FREQUENTLY AND SEMI-EXCLUSIVELY! MUST ENJOY THE UMBRELLA EFFECT IN REGARDS TO A COMMON DENOMENATOR UNITING MULTIPLE OC. PINA COLADAS ARE NOT NECESSARY BUT CHARACTERS WHO ENJOY GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN ARE A PLUS. SINCERELY, AN AGING, POORLY EDUCATED WRITER, WITH MORE PASSION FOR ROLE-PLAYING VICE BINGING SARCASTIC BROODS THAN SENSE.
Meanwhile I'm imagining my character's reading this sort of stuff, all 4th wall, not even having a clue what to do with it like:
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alexbkrieger13 · 13 hours ago
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aaamike · 9 months ago
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Araki really went to Florida and came back saying: “This is what people from Florida look like.”
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zigster-ao3 · a month ago
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@p1013 this is still a WIP. Color will eventually happen, but for now, happy belated birthday
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in-art-be-liv · 9 months ago
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Disney be like: "maybe the real villain is the emotional trauma and generational conflict we made along the way"
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princessslea · 27 days ago
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can I date ops gf? she sounds cool af
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analogwerk · 9 months ago
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Nereyda Bird by Wilson Philippe & Vanessa Hollander
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itsjustkyss · 5 months ago
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I had a minute to myself sketch something and this is where my brain went… cough*ASSHAT*cough
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circotriste · 16 days ago
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I think I blocked out a lot of it
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