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s-wordsmith · 10 months

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AU where Steph meets the ""wrong"" Robin first and Spoiler becomes Red Hood's second-in-command.

#dc #He goes 'this is how we defeat crime; by being better at it'#She goes 'that makes sense'#Her and Cass are still friends; Bruce develops a stress-twitch in his eye #Her and Tim still date; at least partially because of the stress-twitch #Jason cares for two seconds and then she tells him 'no seriously this is gonna be so funny'#And he can see that #Dick also thinks it's hilarious #Rumor on the street is that Steph and Jason are dating #Dick starts one that he (Dick Grayson) is dating Stephanie Brown just to see how bad the stress-twitch can get #He doesn't even tell her first; he doesn't need to #Babs is allegedly suppressing all of this; she's just making it subtle enough that it seems real #The double act actually runs a large part of Gotham really well #Tim debates switching sides #All of them threaten to switch sides when they're mad at Bruce #A bunch of the robins from Robin Wars get taken under their wings

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gumdefense · 7 months

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We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however.#larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

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weewoow-20706030 · 1 year

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Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months

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Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

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extra-somethin-somethin · 3 months

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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headcanonthings · 10 months

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Dick: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Jason: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Steph: Socks are Feetie Heaties Damian: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Tim: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Cass: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Duke: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Bruce, sighing: You’re all disappointments

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ghost-bxrd · 23 days

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What do you think would be the best (read, most hilarious and/or most traumatic) way for the Owl Song Titans or JLA to figure out what exactly the Talon part involves?

Apart from all the horrible little details about his life Dick lets slip over the years, I think the one that genuinely makes them “what the fuck” is if Dick casually gets killed in front of them.

And I’m not talking hypothermia hibernation state killing, I’m talking about shot-in-the-head-dead, or casually getting run over by a truck, or even having his neck audibly snapped.

You see, Bruce and Jason totally know Dick is gonna be fine. At this point into their careers, they’re more exasperated about Dick’s lack of self preservation than anything. Jason totally witnessed Dick walk into oncoming traffic more than once just because he saw an “on sale” advertisement for his fave cereal across the street.

Usually Dick just sits back up and keeps going like nothing happened. Broken bones are a hassle, sure. But his pain tolerance is genuinely concerning, so…

Anyway, Dick’s mischief extends to everyone who doesn’t know about his unique condition, so instead of sitting back up and laughing it off like he usually does, he plays dead for a moment. (Reader’s choice of it’s with the JLA or the Titans.)

And everyone is freaking out because, omg, Talon/Nightwing is dead. Omg. OMG. Someone watch Batman, he’s about to lose it. No, [insert name], CPR isn’t gonna cut it for a frigging head shot-

And then Robin just jams his hands into his hips and— nudges Dick with a boot. Repeatedly. Launching into an entire essay of how he’s gonna revoke cereal privileges if Dick keeps doing this shit and giving him a heart attack because “you totally could have dodged that you stupid bird” and then just devolving into angry hooting and chirping and-

Oh no. Robin’s lost it. Batman is about to-

But Batman just sighs, turns away, and proceeds to begin cleanup duties and-

Oh, okay. This is worse. They’re in denial.

But then Nightwing sits up with a pout because, oh no, Robin is totally serious about those cereal privileges now, and he’s NOT risking that.

Everyone screams. Someone faints.

Dick grins.

Bruce definitely regrets allowing Dick to choose how he goes about disclosing his Talon secrets to the others.

#owl song #talon dick grayson #broken bones are harder to heal then bullet wounds in dick’s humble opinion #the broken bones keep him down for an hour or so #the gunshot only takes a couple minutes #electrum has its perks #yes he’s joking about this stuff now #Jason hates it but also thinks it’s hilarious #everyone else is CONCERNED TM

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chickadee394 · 6 days

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“The Robin cape’s for balance,” “the Robin cape’s for warmth,” “the Robin cape’s for increased stealth,” “the Robin cape’s for added protection”

Wrong, wrong, wrong and WRONG. The Robin cape is actually so Batman can scruff them like misbehaving kittens in times of danger, as evidenced by Robin 1993 (8)

#these panels are actually hilarious to me #the part that gets me is how bruce continues to hold onto the cape like he thinks Robin is going to try to escape #also dick fighting for his life in the back #shiva: i am here to make you a worthy warrior #bruce: that’s great but my kid’s a runner so hang on #very Dad of him tee bee aitch #tim drake #dick grayson #the cape is also for DRA-MAH but no one’s going to admit to that #bruce wayne #dc #batman #robin

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yes-im-a-simpp · 1 year

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Dick is so respectful that he doesn't sing when lyrics are too vulgar.

Jay does the absolute opposite

#dc comics #dick grasyon #batfam #batfam headcanons #dc headcanon #Headcanon #DC #this guy is hilarious #jason todd #they're siblings your honor #they're also very stupid #batkids #batbros #Listening to uptown funk thinking about them

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weaverofink · 1 year

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I love that period of comics in the 90s where the artists loved to make nightwing's ponytail super long for no reason and it just got me thinking. what if his hair was actually just Like That

The specific panel I was referencing:

#batman #nightwing #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #batfam #like. can u imagine #the ponytail cracks me up every time bc like. the implication here is that he's putting on extensions every time he suits up #bc his hair is only like shoulder length in his civilian persona #idk what the thought was there but whatever. i think its fun #ALSO i put him in a retro 70s outfit bc i think it fits his vibe #those pants are absolutely flared jeans btw. just so u guys know #as i was looking for image refs i came across an article that was like 'dick grayson is the worst dresser in comics and here's why'#which was hilarious #art #my art #weaverofink #the amount of gender envy i got from this as i was drawing it was insane #which i count as a victory.

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batfamfucker · 1 year

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Pavitr reminds me of Dick so much. They would be besties and bond over their hair together 😭

#Someone please draw them going over hair grooming tips #They would have sleepovers and gossip #Them fighting togeter. Spidey with his gold web things (I'm sorry I know they likely have a name but don't know it. Lmk if you do please)#And Nightwing with his batons #Omfg they'd be so powerful. And HILARIOUS #Pavitr would be gushing over his gf (I forgot her name I'm sorry) and Dick over Wally #Jason and Hobie would also probably be friends #Tim and Margo. Or Margo and Babs??#People may think Bruce and Miguel. Getting mistaken for a vampire resonates. But Miguel beat down a child so #I know he's hot but at what cost #So I raise you Bruce and Peter. Peter would show Bruce all of Mayday's pics and Bruce would show Peter pics of his kids in return #The wholesome dads would bond and gush over their kids #Gwen Cass and Steph would be besties #Kate and Jess have brunch dates over having to deal with everyone else #Duke and Miles too. They're both. Done. With everyone around them #They look around at the chaos and dip.#I feel like Tim and Miles would chill too. Like Miles uses some of Tim's photography as art inspo. Or Tim pictures some of Miles art #Speaking of Damian and Miles would get along too. So much painting and parkour #Alfred Damian and Pavitr have tea parties. Hobie comes over just to bother Alfred. Alfred secretly loves Hobie #Miles would be like. They want me to let my dad die :/#And Bruce would be torn between letting it happen so he could adopt him. But in reality actually go feral on Miguel's ass #Because Been There Done That. He wouldn't want Mikes to go through it too #Spiderman Across The Spiderverse #Spiderman Into The Batverse #Spiderverse Spoilers #Across The Spiderverse Spoilers

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 299

Hear me out- Ghosts have wings. They have wings, which are affected by their cores, and can make them disappear from sight if they want or need to. You got that? Good.

Ecto-contaminated people? Don’t have wings. Liminals and Halfas, who have developed cores? Do have wings, and they can’t hide said wings, because unlike ghosts? Their bodies are physical living flesh.

Now Gotham? Ecto-contaminated, there’s no doubt about it. The amount of portals that have been opened there and death pits and death cults… yeah it’d be surprising if it wasn’t. But again, no one really notices, because at most? Most just get a bit of eyeshine.

The Bats however? Oh man are they freaking out when they wake up with aches in their back and feathers starting to poke through their skin. Curse? Nope! Welcome to Liminality, enjoy the second puberty of wings, emotion-sharing, fangs, claws, and whatever else you might develop- also enjoy the whole eating fear thing. (Wait, the what-)

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Liminal Batfamily #Except for Jason who is straight up a Halfa #Halfa Jason #Comes out from the Pits with massive fuckin wings bursting wide from his back #Which is hilariously how the batfam figure out that Red Hood is Jason almost immediately when he returns to Gotham #And Jason is so wrong-footed the first time he gets utterly slammed with the rest of the fam’s emotions and utter Joy at him being Alive #Jason has albatross-shaped wings that have protruding bones & a glittering underside like an explosion or falling star #In human form they’re more naturalistic red-brown colors with black & white patterning #Bruce’s wings are massive black ones that fade to a gray on the top like a moving shadow #Dick’s is deep blues & flickering stars & dust #Do you see my vision #Shadow Core Bruce #Star Core Jason #Storm Core Dick #Wind Core Tim #Shadow Core Damian #Light Core Cass #Sun Core Duke #Sea Core Steph #Earth Core Barbara #yes this includes metals #yes Steph can control water & paints & has canisters full of glitter water for mischief #Remind me to describe the others’ wings #because I am worried about running out of tags or Tumblr eating them lol #but also imagine ghost chirp au too #And it could even be before the JL have formed or it could be after #But if it's before JL form or early JL I just think it'd be funny if they only know Batman with wings lol

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 2 years

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Mar'i Grayson canon via Adams calling multiversal shenanigans would honestly be incredible

Honestly though he's insane enough to do it. This is the guy who made a Blue Beetle/Booster Gold love child and set her loose in the timeline.

At first, when it was the West kids and Baker I was like "Okay, so he's using pre-existing kids that he has control over. Obviously as the Flash writer he has say over the twins and Baker isn't 'big' enough for editorial to care"

Then he threw Garth's son into the mix and I was like "HOLY SHIT! That'd be so cute. I guess Garth isn't really in much right now so he must be up for grabs. Plus his son's death wasn't really talked about much so it wouldn't be a major retcon to bring him back. You could easily say that he was actually kidnapped or something."

AND THEN HE INCLUDED DONNA'S SON.

And now I'm fairly certain he's playing Pokemon and tryna catch em all.

In which case, he just needs Lian and a Grayson kid. Which you could count Damian but there's no way editorial would allow that. Adams has hinted that editorial has said no to him using Damian in the past. So you're left with a new kid or multiversal Mar'i Grayson. Or just no Grayson kid.

He could also get creative and use Maps or Carrie or Cullen or something as well. Adams is big into Gotham lore so I'm sure he has ideas.

I think it'd be really awesome if we just got multiversal Mar'i Grayson though.

#also sidenote: it's fucking hilarious that Wally is the one supervising this little nightmare of a team #hes the one training them #according to the interview #and that is EXTREMELY funny #also if they do get a multiversal kid then they have to stay with someone. probably Wally cause editorial wouldn't let that fly.#or another flash fam member #which uhhhhhhhhhh #thats fucking hilarious #Dick: *pointing to the small Tamaranian child* Watcha got there Wally?#Wally: A smoothie #numbers wise i think Adams is going for 5-8 kids because thats TT animated to YJ S1 numbers and Adams wrote for/likes those shows #already we have three so its Irey Jai Maxine Cerdian Bobby #or its Irey Jai Maxine Cerdian Bobby Lian Mar'i + [insert additional child here]#im thinking one or both of the Kent kids #Adams is real big on 'write what you know'#REAL BIG #so to compare to YJ S1 (because god damn hes already put so many references in already):#im thinking the obvs is Irey = Wally. Cerdian = Kaldur. Bobby = Conner. Lian = Artemis. Mar'i = Mgann. Maxine = Zatanna. Jai = Dick.#then maybe we get an 8th character as well for Rocket/Red Arrow #My thinking on that is that Adams changed Jai's powerset to explosions. took away his speed. has put him on stealth missions #and has him obsessed with spy stuff. plus theres the whole tidbit of future Jai being 'extremely good looking and a bit of a player'#also future jai is apparently a stealth time traveler #the Irey to Wally parallel is obvious. as is Cerdian to Kaldur. Bobby is a blank slate with super strength.#Mar'i is an alien girl. Maxine is a superpowerful magic wielder.#then Lian to Artemis is also pretty obvious #High key though. Adams references and pulls stuff from YJa all the time. pretty sure season 1 is his template for a team #you could also go the other way and say Mar'i = Star and Maxine = Gar too but idk. Adams doesn't seem super into NTT (show or comics)

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eorzeashan · 8 months

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i should finish my copy of mh4u but all i remember is getting owned by two khezu

#mh #ooc #double dicked down.#i'm so hilariously bad at it #but also bc i only main insect glaive #my hunter's name is Donte and became some sort of monster himself when he wore the spider armor #but it melted his insides and stuck to him so now that's just him. i think spiderman insect glaive hunter is v cool

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thatgraysoncharm · 2 years

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Anyway, the only reason I’ll accept for the name “Robbie Malone” as Dick Grayson’s mob boss (or mob son, in this case) alter ego is that Bruce was going in disguise as Matches to a mob meet up (which is totally a thing, shut up) with Dick on comms, and was caught talking to him and covered it by being an embarrassing Dad (tm).

Bruce: Robin, check out the-

Random Mobster, suspicious: Who ya talking to, Matches?

Bruce, sweating: Oh, just Robbie! Have I told you about my boy? Smartest kiddo on the block, he is! Got an A average and the brains to back it up. Good with his fists too- once knocked a guy out with a single punch. Love that kid. He even has all his teeth!

Random Mobster: Aw, that’s great Matches. I didn’t know you had a son.

Bruce, allergic to feelings and knowing that Dick is listening: Ah, well. Kid’s, you know? Can’t live with em, but can’t live without em.

Dick, in his ear: Thanks, B. Love you too.

Dick:

Dick: Wait, did you just make my name fucking ROBBIE?!

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nerdynikki94 · 8 months

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SUNNYBLR: So, I know that if I have a reputation for anything as of late, it would probably be for my Rob-Hating-Rants about how (imo), he's done a great disservice to Mac's identity as a gay man.

This has been misconstrued before, and recently was again with a reblog of one of said posts:

Despite acknowledging 1000 times over that I do understand the humor/satire of the show, often I'm accused of not 'getting the point'.

I get the point, trust me. I've been watching this show consistently for well over a decade (& I'm nearly 30; so, I've always been aware/analytical enough to realize that these characters are objectively awful - it's intentionally written that way). That is not where my issue with the writing lies.

Mac may be my baby, but he's an immensely flawed individual. There really is no shortage of terrible qualities that he possesses: he's arrogant, crass, delusional, ignorant, obnoxious, prejudiced, rude, stubborn, tactless, etc. (We all know there's many more fucked up characteristics to his personality) Still, once he came out, the majority of the focus for his flaws surround his sexuality. (Since S12...)

-Mac making his sexuality his entire personality.

-Mac never sincerely showing honest romantic/sexual attraction unless he is exhibiting the 'predatory gay' stereotypes.

-Mac becoming a spineless doormat who happily takes heaps of verbal (& sometimes physical) abuse regarding his sexuality.

-Mac constantly trying to reduce his sexuality by subscribing to constricting stereotypes.

-Mac's sexuality being a characteristic of his personality that he has to receive gang acceptance/approval for (i.e. Frank in MFHP & FVR).

-Mac struggling with reconciling his religion and his sexuality (even 5+ years later) and continuing to be made fun of for grappling w/ongoing internalized religious homophobia.

-Mac's sexuality being used as a constant punchline to countless jokes. (I.E. S16E1 - Running blowjob joke. Funny in context; still using as reference because no one has ever made fun of Dee for sucking dick - because she's a 'straight' woman.)

As I've said too many times before, I know these characters are fucked up and I love them for it. I've never expected them to become benevolent individuals or upstanding role models. They wouldn't be the gang if they were. However, I do and will continue to have a problem with Mac's sexuality being the focal point of his shortcomings or being the cause for any suffering he continues to withstand.

These characters are meant to be punished for their greed, abysmal self-centered behavior, and detestable qualities; so, why is Mac's character still being punished for being gay? The gang is ashamed of him for it, & as the show only centers on them - their dynamics, opinions, schemes - it consistently carries the tone that it is something Mac should also be ashamed of; as if he hadn’t already spent the first 40 years of his life in self-loathing because of it.

Mac is NOT a gay role model, obviously; but that doesn't mean his character should be settled into being a gay joke.

#iasip #mac macdonald #boy... i had a lot to say. but I'm sick of my criticisms being misunderstood.#rob said Mac came out in honor of his mom.but besides coming out to immediately be disowned when has he been allowed any gay expression?#better yet. is there a single moment where Mac has been allowed to experience any queer joy?#i can't think of any #that's why I'm mad. Mac survived self-loathing his whole life & when he accepted himself. his family/friends turn it into a punchline.#rob needs to find a new joke & finally get a grasp on the character he's been openly struggling to understand for 20 years.#like TGSGW. The joke is that Mac is ignorant & relies on religion to do anything. so Dennis fairly insults him for it.#that episode is hilarious. i laugh every time bcz Mac is an idiot & it's so in character. roast him for those flaws. not for sucking dick.#also. just a reminder. rob mcelhenney has lied about giving mac a real bf every season since he came out. so yeah. i stand by it. fuck him!

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