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ohlooh · 3 months
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Danny Fenton was tired. He was also annoyed, just a little bit angry and disappointed, but mainly he was tired.
Tired of the excuses, of the missed dates, of the nights he waited for Dick to come home only for him to show up in the morning with a sheepish smile and an excuse.
He tried to be understanding, he tried to ignore the instincts that screamed that Dick was leaving him, that he was finally getting tired of him and had found someone else.
The problem was that ghosts were beings of emotion. They loved with all their core, they also hated with the same passion, but Danny ignored that. If their partner was not as dedicated, the ghost suffered, their core tried to reach out, form and maintain the bond all alone. Some ghosts even ended up with cracked or shattered cores because they fell for the wrong person.
Danny foolishly thought he would be spared this, he was still half human after all. He was forced to let go of that illusion today. This evening was his and Dick's anniversary dinner. They had planned this months in advance and Dick never even showed up.
Danny felt his core crack on the way home. Not a big break, just a little barely noticeable nick, but given time it could grow deeper and shatter him. So Danny made the decision and packed his things, left a note letting Dick know and left.
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bruciemilf · 9 days
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Jaime: I think it’s awesome that Bruce took you in. Adoption is one of the kindest and intentional acts of love there is.
Jason: Oh, he didn’t adopt me. I tried to rob him, hit him with a wrench, insult him, then he grabbed my hoodie and fed me bat burgers till I passed out.
Jaime: …Oh.
Tim: Yeah, I pretty much blackmailed my way into the family at first, but make no mistake; if Bruce didn’t want me here, he’d let me know. Just ask Dick.
Dick: Oh look, Tim inserting himself into a situation where he’s absolutely not relevant! Noticed my lack of surprise?
Damian: You people are utterly pathetic and making a mockery out of our family name. It’s a blessing I’m the only one who carries it.
Jaime: O-Oh, you’re a bio kid, Dami?
Damian: Ha! No. Baba gifts me a pony every month. I wasn’t planned, evidently.
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yes-im-a-simpp · 10 months
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Jason playing to Mario kart : Aaand... I'm dead again.
Cassandra : Are you alright big brother?
Dick with tears in his eyes : Yes I'm fine Cassie...
Tim : Are you suuuree?
Dick sniffing loudly : Yeah...
Jason : Is it because I said that I was dead again?
Dick sobbing and gasping for air : NoOo
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I only accept Dick always calling Jason little wing, if he’s calling Tim smallest wing, and Damian would just be straight up feather at this point
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whalehouse1 · 2 years
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Bruce: If I had Damian first, I would never have had more kids.
Diana: But Dick was your first one…
Bruce: And?
Diana: He is forbidden by the Geneva Convention from talking to perps as it would violate their human rights.
Bruce: And?
Barry: And Jason, he does have a good heart, but he has an angry streak.
Bruce: Name one example.
Barry: When Hal took the last chocolate chip cookie, he threw his cup and hit him in the back of the head and took the cookie.
Bruce: Are you trying to make me love my kids more?
Clark: Tim’s a stalker.
Bruce: Coming from Mr. I’ll catch Lois Lane so much she’ll jump from cliffs instead of calling AAA?
J’onn: Then th-
Bruce: I dare you to say one bad thing about Duke or Cass.
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brucewaynehater101 · 24 days
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Batman/Bruce AU
What really started the Batman dating Bruce Wayne rumors is 15 year-old Dick, after being kidnapped while in the middle of a fight with Bruce, looks his savior, Batman, in the eyes and calls him "Pa."
Batman freezes when he sees a news camera zoom in.
Dick, knowing exactly what he's doing, grins. "Dad's gonna be so happy you saved me, Pa!"
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melucomarket · 2 months
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For art request. Would love to see Dick and Tim being feral chaos brothers. They enabled each other so hard in Tim's Robin days and I find it hilarious. If that doesn't inspire, no worries. Thanks for sharing your art with the batfandom!
Super sorry for the tardy reply, college shook me out of all my creativity (so sorry if the dick & Tim chaotic energy doesn’t go as hard as in the comics lmaooo, love those boys though) but I made a little gif for ya!
Also ofc! I love sharing my stuff, glad ppl are enjoying it as well, hehe!
I do think dick & Tim would bully Jason whenever they’d have the opportunity if he hadn’t bit it too early in the game 🤧
Hope you enjoy! :D
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darlingdreamersworld · 6 months
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A batmom fic but she struggles, mental health wise, with her infertility which leads her to having an absurd amount of adopted kids (the batkids obvi) because Bruce wants her happy and it's just like a 5+1 with each of her kids. Ik it's written poorly but you get the vibes.
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arabian-batboy · 11 months
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I want to see how many comics the average person here reads and while you're at it, please tag your answer and the name of your favorite character (I want to see if there's a correlation between those two)
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kayadrake123 · 1 year
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Batboys x famous!Reader headcanons
I love reading headcanons and stories on this topic, but unfortunately there aren’t enough out there about it so, I decided to make some! Let me know if you want me to do more or to add more batfam members. Hope you enjoy it!
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Dick Grayson 
You guys are the IT couple. Like bffr. 
You’re pretty private with your relationship, but there are still so many pictures of you guys all over the internet and social media. 
When you guys started dating people didn’t think much of it cause you were pretty good friends before so the amount of time you spent together wasn’t really new to anyone. 
However, this completely changed when a paparazzi photo of you guys making out in a car came out. And some of you guys holding hands, laughing over dinner, etc.
THE INTERNET WENT CRAZY. 
People had been shipping you guys together for so long, and you guys even came out a few times denying the rumours about you guys dating BUT NOW!? Everything just felt right. 
You guys are pretty active on social media, but you love posting TikToks of Dick being…well Dick. 
THIRST TRAPS OF DICK! 
(It’s not really thirst traps cause it’s usually just a random video of him smiling or something but DAMN)
His Instagram is literally your fanpage. LIKE HE LOVES YOU. 
Depending on what your career is, he’d come on your set for a movie, fashion show, come to your basket ball game, football game, etc.
You do receive a few threats here and there because people are crazy and are obsessed with your man, and it is scary, but Dick is always there to reassure you he wouldn’t let anything happen to you and that they’re just jealous. 
He definitely went onto social media to address the haters and they shut up prettyyy quick after that. 
Red carpets with you two are MWAH!
Like you guys kill every photo. 
You guys are perfect for each other. 
Jason Todd 
‘Isn’t Jason Todd dead?!’
That was a very common question people asked after seeing you out and being very cuddly with someone who looked a lot like the hotter and older version of the deceased son of Bruce Wayne. 
It was honestly a mistake, you guys thought you were being slick but paparazzi is everywhere man. 
Bruce ended up helping you guys come up with a reason for Jason now being alive. (Something about him being kidnapped and presumed dead and blah blah blah)
After all that commotion, people shipped you guys HARD. 
Jason comes off as a very intimidating person, and his good looks just intensified his intimidating look. But with you? He looks like the softest person ever. 
There are so many photos of you kissing his nose and lips and him just having the cutest smile on his face. 
He’s also always hugging you in most photos and giving you a big smooch on the top of your head. (It doesn’t matter how tall you are, Jason is taller than you by so much)
He doesn’t have much social media but I’ve seen posts about him having Twitter and posting the most out-of-pocket and hilarious things, and I strongly agree with this. 
He always tweets about you and how beautiful you are and it makes people go feral cause HE’S JUST SO SOFT WITH YOU AWWWW
MORE THIRST TRAPS!! 
Like you post the hottest videos and photos of Jason and everyone is so thankful for it. Like yesssssss
Hates paparazzi. Seriously. But, he endures it on red carpets, especially when he’s with you. 
Like all the photos are just of him smiling at how amazing you look and being such a gentleman. 
Definitely a Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds type of relationship :)
Everyone believes you guys are definitely gonna get married. 
Tim Drake 
You guys attend so many of the same charity events, and there have always been a few pictures of you guys together, but nothing more than just friendly and business related ones. You’re always invited to Bruce’s galas too. 
Your relationship, like Dick’s, had always just been seen as something friendly and business related. You’re a celebrity and an influential person and he’s the youngest CEO and and influential person too. It’s nothing more. 
UNTIL videos of you guys dancing together at one of Bruce’s galas went viral. SLOW DANCING, AND VERY CLOSE FOR THAT MATTER!
People only confirmed your relationship when a few weeks later a few more videos and photos of you two walking together down the street, your dog’s leash in one hand and Tim’s hand in the other, came out. 
It was an unexpected couple, that’s for sure. But lots of people shipped nonetheless. 
Tim has always been seen in suits and pretty formal clothing, but now due to him being with you and having added attention put onto his life, he’s been seen in more casual and chill clothes and DAMN IT MAKES HIM SOOOO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE. 
Tim has really good style. Seriously. My fashion king. 
Beach photos! You both always look amazing and are playing in the water or volleyball or something. There’s always pics of him picking you up (he may be smaller than some of you but man is STRONG)
So many photos of you guys making out. So many. 
Tim sits through a lot of weird conversations with Bruce because of this. 
TIM SLAYS EVERY RED CARPET. Like you do too, but like I said his style is AMAZING. People love it. 
Cute photos of you smiling at each other on the red carpet. 
You mainly post videos of you scaring Tim and him being super adorable(and attractive) on Tiktok. People love it. 
Hot couple tiktoks. There I said it. 
He lovesss to post videos of you sleeping. He thinks you look so cute. 
Your birthday posts for each other are so fucking cute. 
You guys are pretty much the definition of opposites attract and people love it. 
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chipmunksugarshadow · 2 years
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HAPPY DAMIAN 🥰
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kstarlitchaotics · 2 years
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Jason: Bruce swore off school projects after the paper machete incident.
Dick: Don't you mean paper mache?
Jason: I wish I did, Dick. I wish I did.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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"LET ME AT HIM,'' Jason screams, held back by the batfamily, Clark, Alfred, and Batcow
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yes-im-a-simpp · 7 months
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Jason : I prevented a murder today.
Dick : that's awesome little wing, how?
Jason : Self control.
Dick : huh that's funny, I prevented a suicide like that today.
Jason :
Dick :
Jason : Dick
Dick : *throwing himself out of the window to avoid conversation*
Jason : YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU MOTHERFU-
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jasontoddsgaythoughts · 7 months
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Do you think Bruce Wayne would be good at telling his Robins bed time stories when they were kids, or do you think he’ll approach it like the Smosh Reddit stories series?
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The Batkids all dress up as different Brandon Rogers characters for Halloween/a con.
Dick: Cathy
Jason: Grandpa
Steph: Bobby Worst
Tim: Bryce Tankthrust
Duke: Sam
Cass: Donna Phitts
Damian: Elmer
They convince Bruce and Selina to go as Lord and Lady Mingeworthy.
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